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Honey Honey


Stanley pulled into the ninth McDonald’s drive through that day, praying to God that they had their ice cream machine working.

“Welcome to McDonald’s, would you like to try our new McRibs Sandwich?” Said the bored voice over the speaker box.

Stanley rolled his eyes. He wouldn’t eat the shit they sold here if someone paid him. But his mate was pregnant with his pups, and wanted a damn McFlurry, and he was going to get a McFlurry if he had to drive all over the state to get one. 

“Is your ice cream machine working?” He called, crossing his fingers. If this McDonald’s didn’t have McFlurries, he would have to drive another twenty minutes to the next town over to get one.

“Yes, sir. What would you like?”

“Oh thank God!” Stanley laughed. It was ridiculous, he knew, but he would do anything to make Esmer happy and comfortable. Especially since the man refused to actually ask for anything. “I need a Rolo McFlurry, the biggest size you have. Please.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, sir -” fuck! “But we’re out of Rolos to make that. Can I get you an M’n’M or an Oreo McFlurry, instead?”

“No, thank you anyway.” Driving off, Stanley called Esmer. He hated McDonald’s. Maybe he’d be ok with having a concrete mixer from Culver’s, or a shake from Steak ‘n’ Shake, or even a Blizzard from Dairy Queen?

Basic Instinct~*✲゚*✧~*✧⋆

Tender we fall
Quiet and alone
Tired and gone, just speechless
Tired and gone

Coming up for air
Coming up for air, air

Push me back in
Silent in sin
Fight in water
want it, want it
Basic instinct

***I imagine this song explains how Raven must be feeling, and I hope she finds real happiness soon my poor baby :’( ProtectRavenReyes2K16

anonymous asked:

I love your lawyer/politician au! I would love to see that in a story; it seems to fit so perfectly! I would love to hear your headcannons too!!

aaa thank you  ❤︎ 

so a few more headcanons:

- iwaizumi secretly keeps every press article about oikawa

- when oikawa is overworking himself iwa-chan threatens him with leaking to press his embarrassing photos

- iwaizumi wears reading glasses

- oikawa owns a ridiculous number of horrible neckties

- their favorite activity is watching tv and commenting on the news (they’re both salty af)

- they like to text each other just to make sure the other one is finished with work and resting 

- they both admit that the worst mistake they’ve ever made was letting makki meet mattsun

- iwa-chan grew up poor so he felt insecure about going to law school full of kids from wealthy families, oikawa was the one who encouraged him

- iwaizumi was the first to told oikawa about his feelings, he did it after oikawa lost his first election