i'm so sick of everything about me

Hamilton as Quotes Said by My Family
  • Alexander Hamilton: Time to roast myself see you all when I've left my shell of shame.
  • John Laurens: When I was younger there wasn't a term for liking boys so I named it after myself.
  • Lafayette: Let's all stop arguing over politics and talk about the important things - for instance my ass looks amazing.
  • Hercules Mulligan: *after being told to get out from under the table* I'M A SPY YOU CAN'T SEE ME SO LEAVE ME ALONE AND BAKE SOME PIE GRANDPA!
  • Aaron Burr: Is there a way to put yourself up for adoption?
  • Thomas Jefferson: I hate all of you I came for the food - and there's no good food bye.
  • James Madison: *after being told they weren't sick* I am sick, sick of your bullshit.
  • Eliza Schuyler: I act innocent but deep down I'm planning on the best way to dispose of your body.
  • Angelica Schuyler: Just because they're off limits doesn't mean I can't flirt. It's a game I like.
  • Peggy Schuyler: I'm silent and deadly - I know everything about you. I mean everything.
  • George Washington: Have kids mama said. They'll be worth your while she said. FUCK YOU MAMA!
  • King George: Yeah you're royal, a royal pain in my ass.

do you ever feel so sick to your stomach because you just need someone to hold you so bad like you just need to be in the arms of someone who cares about you feeling their body pressed against yours feeling the weight of their breaths against your body just to know youre safe in their arms and everythings okay even if just for a little while

the signs as andrew jackson jihad lyrics
  • aries: i hate everything you do but i'm trying really hard to not hate you because hating you won't make you suck any less
  • tarus: rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you, rejoice despite this world will tear you to shreds, rejoice because you're trying your best
  • gemini: the big red bird that lives under the city doesn't give a damn about me and it dies every night
  • cancer: i am a blank page in a notebook waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks
  • leo: i like telling dirty jokes, and i like smoking crystal meth, but darling i love you
  • virgo: you don't know your own power, you don't know what you're worth, you don't recognize your valor, and until you do, nothing you do will matter
  • libra: i would finally meet my maker, i could meet the great creator, and i'd punch him for teaching me how to sing
  • scorpio: in this life we lead, we could conquer everything, if we could just get the brave to get out of bed in the morning
  • sagittarius: hope is for presidents and dreams are for people who are sleeping
  • capricorn: in fucking fact, mrs. robinson, the world won't care whether you live or die
  • aquarius: i wish i had a bullet big enough to kill the fucking sun, i'm sick of songs about the summer, and i hate everyone
  • pisces: i'll never fix your car, or find you another dead end job, so let's lay on this carpeted floor and draw with crayons

indieninja92  asked:

the thing that gets me about people being fuckwaffles re chirrut/baze is the use of the word 'sexual' like yh ur right there's nothing sexual about it bc guess what not everything about romantic love is sexual. I'm so sick of the idea that as queer people we're only 'allowed' to see ourselves in chars w/ explicit sexual scenes. like we don't deserve to see ourselves as old and married and bickering and in love. sorry, it just touched a nerve.

Agreed.

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anonymous asked:

Hey can you give me tips or something? I hate myself. I want to die and I wish I was dead. Everything seems so pointless. I don't want to do anything anymore. I lost motivation and energy. Talking to a doctor therapist or counselor won't help. I tried the suicide hotline, I'm really tired of everything and I just want to end it. I'm sick of people and sick of my body and my life. Everything seems disgusting, I can't help to care about the people in my life. My hobbies seem shit.

       First of all. I’ve been there. I had the same feeling of “the light at the end of a tunnel is a train”. I thought I would never get better. But I refused to give up. I kept on fighting. The thing is to cling on the last drop of hope left. Believe me. Life got brighter. At some point I had some amazing time and I remembered how much I had used to hate my life. And I felt glad I hadn’t ended it. Remember : your best days are yet to happen. There is so much more about life that waits ahead. Try and look forward to future with optimism. I heard that in 2017 some amazing movies would be released, and I bet you’ll love some of them. What about autumn leaves? 

      Second of all Your hobbies are not shit. If they make you feel valid , then they are just right.

      Third of all You’re allowed to get sick of everyone from time to time. Humans can be some horrible beings sometimes. You must remember though that no one is perfect , and just as you deserve affection so do the ones around you. In my case , it was the right people that got me back on track. I forced myself to go out. Crying alone at home does not always help. Or it stops having effects at some point. You know what is really effective? Laughter. Do you know a friend that says shitty jokes? What about hanging out with them. What is your favourite comedy show?

       Fourth of all The human body is basically a shell for the soul. Looks fade. I’ve met some people with bright smiles and they didn’t have “cover magazine” figures. I myself have freckles. Always hated them. But alot of other people consider them special and beautiful. You see , when we look in the mirror what we see is an actually distorted image. Strangers notice so many positive features that we often forget about. Your imperfections are what makes you unique. Stop beating yourself up for being “different”. And finally Take care of yourself. You are loved. You are worthy. Warm hug

 - M💕

anonymous asked:

Hey, I'm sorry to bother you with this, but my mom is really sick right now. Her kidneys are failing and we don't have a donor for her yet. Is it okay if I request some happy Batfam headcanons? I know that sounds pretty dumb, but I could really use something to cheer me up right now. Thank you. 😌

I’m so sorry about your mom, and I really really really really really hope she gets better. I’ll be praying for her, but I have a good feeling everything will work out. And don’t worry, I have no life so it’s impossible to bother me! Here you go: 

• When they learned Damian had never watched Gremlins, the entire family sat together and watched it immediately. Damian loved it, despite claiming it was awful. (By the way, Barbara cries every time at the scene where Kate told her sad story and the fam laughs at her for it) 

• Bruce has so many kids he frequently forgets their names, which gets confusing sometimes like when Damian broke the chandelier so Bruce yells at Dick but calls him Tim. 

• Cass is the queen of the household and can get her dad and brothers to do whatever she wants, including makeovers and braiding Tim’s hair 

• Bruce has rules about staying up past certain times at night, so the batkids set up a tin can phone system that goes all the way through the manor. By now there’s one in every room and they can always talk late at night 

• Tim has 0 alcohol tolerance and falls asleep after two drinks, so his siblings frequently have to carry him home 

• Jason and Stephanie are both huge Beyonce fans and go to concerts together 

• They all get really passionate about sports, and watching a simple baseball game becomes a huge war that ends with Dick knocked out behind the couch after Steph punched him in the face, Jason sitting on Damian and trying to smother him with a pillow, and Cass and Bruce with face paint as they scream at the television 

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“I’m so bored of reading about people moaning and complaining about racism. In many ways, I’m the real victim here.”

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Sondertale: Prologue - Part 11

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Sans is…not having a very good time, haha. There’s a lot to take in right now.

I’d like to say a GINORMOUS THANK YOU to the amazing folks who joined me for the…unexpectedly long *cough ten hour long cough* stream and hung out with me as I finished up this part of the comic. You guys are super, and I had a blast. Thank you for your company :)

the SCORN and DERISION in oscar’s voice when he says “no” to the question of whether poe is kylo ren’s brother is giving me life

“is poe kylo ren’s brother?”

“…NO!”

FUCKN DAMN RIGHT HE’S NOT, HE’S THE SON OF SHARA BEY AND KES DAMERON

ALSO STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT KYLO REN he’s an irrelevant douche

The signs as things my mother said + has done
  • Aries: "SHUT UP I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT."
  • Taurus: Woke me up out of my sleep to go do the dishes and bring her the remote.
  • Gemini: Yelled at me while I was asleep, then when I woke up she laughed and claimed, "you must have dreamt it."
  • Cancer: (referring the the movie facing Giants) "this movie reminds me so much of my life." (Me: why?) "because everything is so perfect in the beginning then it all turns into a disaster."
  • Leo: Used my hair wan, hair brush and Makeup brushes then when confronted about it she replied with, "I made you but don't get it twisted; I'm still the queen. You're just my servant."
  • Virgo: After I went to the store for her, washed her dishes, cleaned her bedroom and organized her closet she angrily said, "I'm so sick of your ungrateful attitude."
  • Libra: "Ooh..You should date him, you two have a lot in common, he's cute.. and he's got big feet.." ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
  • Scorpio: Randomly turned to me and said,"That's your father, not my blood. I'm married to him but he can easily be divorced. You, however have to carry his genes until you die."
  • Sagittarius: Took us on an impromptu road trip but didn't know where she was going. She got lost but didn't wanna admit it so she stopped by a bunch of malls and food places to keep me quiet.
  • Capricorn: Left my dad a cute little pink post it note on the refrigerator door that said, "pay the goddamn water bill." In cursive.
  • Aquarius: Put a cross in her car window, cursed out everyone that would jump in her lane. No one could say anything to her about it.
  • Pisces: Found movies for us to watch on a rainy day, made a fort out of blankets then baked these adorable little sugar cookies in case we got hungry.

Just to get everyone excited because I’m excited, today at about 9pm Scotland time (GMT+1), I will be streaming Devil’s Daughter as a beautiful conclusion to April Fools. Bad video quality and bad game? Worry not, for I will slap my face on the stream and shield me eyes from the horrors with those sick shades

See ya at nine

I had a dream that I was forced to become some kind of evil overlord of this place that always exists along with our reality… And there was this guy who I apparently had a relationship with before, and he wouldn’t look at me because all of my power was in my eyes (like hypnotism), but I was all like, “look at me, it’ll be okay” so he did, and I said, “there you are” as we began to waltz.

“You really love me, don’t you?” I asked as he spun me under his arm.

He smiled and nodded sincerely.

“Well, that’s too bad,” I went on. “Because I’m never going to love anyone ever again.”

Like, Dream Evil Overlord me is a bitch. She wanted this guy to remember he loved her just so she could be mean about it… Or maybe she’d had her heart broken, and that’s why she’s evil to begin with. I don’t know. I just know my dress was amazing.

Anyway, I feel like there’s an Adlock fic here.

i want to hug every member of the lgbt community and never let them go. i wish i could keep everyone safe and never let them experience the terrible things that shouldn’t even happen in the first place. i want you to be able to go to your first pride or have your first kiss or hold your partners hand in public without fearing for your safety. it makes me sick and angry that im only one person unable to stop all the hate in the world. but as always if you need someone to come to i’ll gladly do anything and everything I can to make you feel better. come out to me. tell me about your partner/crush. ill be someone safe to come to and will love and support you always.

  • Me: okay oh god please don't let Keith be McEdgey Lord oh god please don't I'm so sick of that trope at the moment.
  • Keith: (literally just knocks on his lion's barrier like Lance did, first to join in food fight, can't follow a simple chant, too worried about everything, legit freaks out when cuddly character's voice is deeper than expected)
  • Also Keith: we had a BONDING MOMENT! I cradled you in my arms!
  • Me: oh thank god he's the exact opposite of what I expected.