For almost thirty years I’ve known something was wrong, but mom says weakness causes bloating, so I tried to be strong. Fake it till you make it, that’s how I got by. And when I tried to find the reason for my sadness and terror, all the solutions were trial and error. Take this pill, say this chant, move here for this guy. But now there’s no need for regret, ‘cause I’m about to get a diagnosis!