i'm so in love with this movie oh my god

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes
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all the boys // panic! at the disco

i’m still so blown away by the spot on characterization of deadpool in the movie

the fact that the first time we see him not as deadpool, he’s working a free job for a teenage girl and putting the fear of god into her stalker

the fact that he doesn’t hurt kids, not even older ones, and “aw, he’s not a bad kid, weas”

him being ready to stand up for vanessa when some guy disrespects her and immediately going heart-eyes when she stands up for herself instead

and then not caring one bit that she’s a prostitute/stripper and it never being a problem when they’re in a serious long-lasting relationship

occasionally losing his temper (”AARRGH RIGHT UP MAIN STREET—three—two—stupid! worth it.” and then of course when vanessa gets kidnapped)

him totally not underestimating tiny negasonic, letting her take on angel dust because he knows she can hold her own, and then the immediate split second decision to grab her and pull her into cover when the guns start going off because he knows she’s strong as shit but not bulletproof

his bonding with blind al oh my fucking god and their disabled-person-to-disabled-person banter (”love is blind” “no, al, you’re blind”)

idk man this character just means a lot to me and so many people are being introduced to him solely through this movie, and i was so worried that they’d get a different character than what we get from the comics but they didn’t and i’m so happy about this

The Signs As Things My Bio Teacher Said This Semester
  • Aries: "Welcome to class, your parents had sex to make you."
  • Taurus: "YOU DON'T GIVE A DIABETIC PATIENT ICE CREAM."
  • Gemini: "Ball is not life, testicle is life."
  • Cancer: "You're only allowed to wear a turtle neck in this class if you have hickies on your neck."
  • Leo: "So what? You have to ejaculate a bull every time to get a can of RedBull?"
  • Virgo: "Fried chicken is not healthy oh my god."
  • Libra: "Pollen isn't magical; it's plant sperm!"
  • Scorpio: "Life isn't a Disney movie. You're all going to die some day."
  • Sagittarius: "yES THERE'S MULTIPLE HOLES IN THE BODY, ADEN."
  • Capricorn: "Maybe you're single because you mistook a female lion for a male tiger."
  • Aquarius: "Please raise your hand if you know what 'genitalia' is."
  • Pisces: "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF OXYGEN!"

Ok, I need to just put this out there. I haven’t even seen this movie yet but I’m in fucking tears hearing all about it right now!

I cannot explain just how much it means to me knowing that I will soon take my kids to see a film where the main romantic storyline involves TWO MEN! In a KIDS’ FILM! And it isn’t ridiculed, or some shitty pisstake throwaway joke. It’s being used as a goddamn REDEEMING FEATURE for the main character!

For me, a queer who has had to defend her desire and then decision to have kids her entire life, this is just beyond everything! Constantly hearing how kids should be “sheltered” from homosexuality, like its some dirty horrible thing their precious little minds can’t process, but now having it so gloriously displayed on the big screen? I’m fucking crying right now! And I know this is nothing more than a fun movie for children and I probably shouldn’t be letting it get to me this much, but it has and it does and fuckdammit I LOVE LEGO!

we can even touch the stars

Summary: Of fate, names written inside book covers, and the space between fairy tale and reality. A Whisper of the Heart AU.

For the lovely anon who asked me for headcanons for this AU (sorry I went a bit overboard), and for @witchymomo because I love her and hope this helps her spirits lift!

Nico makes the connection for the first time the summer of his senior year, on an afternoon thatโ€™s sloppy with the kind of heat that makes breathing a chore.

The name is a simple one. Unassuming. Will Solace, written in the scrawling, fanciful letters of the head librarian. Itโ€™s not the kind of name thatโ€™s made to be noticed.

Nico notices it anyway.

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“if you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it” is fucking me up so much?? tony is giving his superson life tips based on his own experiences oh my god i love this so much,,if there’s absolutely nothing else going on in your life that you’re invested in and there’s nothing else you feel like you can define yourself as outside of this highly specific potentially life-threatening thing that can and will become an obsession and Fuck Up Your Situation then you’re in dangerous territory,,,big man in a suit of armour,,take that off, what are you?

anonymous asked:

If request are still open how about Zen and MC have a Studio Ghibli movie marathon?

yeeeeS


- When this man let it slip that he had never watched one, only heard about them, you had never searched for your dvd collection so fast

- He was a bit embarrassed, because he didn’t know they were that important to you, but he wouldn’t argue about any extra couch cuddling he could get

- When you warn him about one being a tear-jerker before you popped it in, he automatically just assumed it was some chick-flick, and thought he would be able to handle it.

- He was wrong.

- Not only did the beautiful animations make him feel so relaxed and inspired (the food scenes making him hungry because how the fuck did they make food look so good), but he was even tearing up with you at the end of the first one.

- “Why do they make such sad films? How am I supposed to enjoy this??”

- He would love them though. Admittedly, when the two of you start up a second one, he gets so relaxed that he falls asleep. He’s a bit embarrassed when you wake him up, but it’s hard to blame him since the movies are so comforting at times.

- He would probably love Howls Moving Castle the most, and enjoy Spirited Away. He’d hate The Cat Returns and Grave of the Fireflies. He’d think Nausicaa was neat, but the others he wouldn’t hate, just enjoy for the story.

- You would probably regret showing him Howl’s Movie Castle because now he wants to dress up like him and oh my god you’ll never hear the end of it

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To be a part of something like [Transformers] this is really helpful because… it gives you a lot more exposure internationally, It is important, in some ways, to be a part of a franchise because it gives you enough credibility, I guess, to go and make smaller movies. Which is what I really love to do.- Josh Duhamel For Haute Living Magazine; 2017.  

anonymous asked:

Did you personally like the new character Mantis? I had a friend who went with me and didn't like her and now I'm worried more people won't.

Oh my god I’m so protective over my bby Mantis. When I went with my sister, she said she was annoying and I was sO OFFENDED (but lowkey I sort of expected that because she’s not really into superhero movies).

But yes, I love Mantis. I think she’s adorable. I feel like since she was a minor(ish?) character + she doesn’t really have a direct “connection” to Thanos, we won’t be seeing her much in Infinity Wars (I’m thinking it’ll mostly be Quill, Gamora, Nebula, and Drax). I’m sure we’ll get more of her in GotG 3, though!!

Oh my god something is wrong with me.

Confession time.  So up until last month, I had never seen a Harry Potter movie.  I was never allowed to until my boyfriend and friends just had enough of it and have so far made me watch the first four movies.  They’re okay.  I mean, they’re old and rushed, which was expected since they crammed so much in from the books.  None of them have gotten me into Harry Potter.  Him as a character is kind of boring and so far the creatures are the only things that interest me.

BUT

FREAKING

I just watched Fantastic Beasts and my god…I am in love with Newt.  I have no idea where this came from.  He is so adorable and awkward and just amazing.  I’m scared you guys.  For those of you who follow my personal blog, I’m sorry. 

But hey…at least I can say I like some form of Harry Potter?

Listening to the Hunchback of Notre Dame musical OST for the first time
  • Olim: how did they make the intro to the movie richer and prettier aaah I love all the layers of voices
  • Bells of Notre Dame: HOLY HELL THAT INTRO. It's weird to hear the first verse with no French accent but I like how it's a group number now. THEY INCLUDED JEHANNNNNNNN. THEY INCLUDED JEHAN I CANNOT OMGOMGOMGOMFG. JEHAAAANNNN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT. KARA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS I AM SCREAMING. That's really interesting that they made Quasi Jehan's son. It's less dramatic than the move but I like it a lot. PRETTY CHOIR. DAT HIGH NOTE.
  • Out There: Patrick Page's Frollo is delightfully creepy. More so than his Scar. Quasi needs all of the hugs ohmygod. I wasn't so sure about his voice at first but then it got into the song and now I can get behind this :)
  • Topsy Turvy Pt 1: I like having more crowd numbers. Quasi's interludes are so sweet though it's breaking my heart knowing it all falls to shit.
  • Rest and Recreation: Why did they change Phoebus's last name? I love when they include musical themes from the movies in the stage's songs- they've been doing it since BatB and I love it. Great Douchebag Phoebus is back.
  • Rhythm of the Tambourine: oh FUCK YES. I am SO glad they made her dance a full number of its own.
  • Topsy Turvy Pt 2: I'm sure this scene is longer in the full version. The whole King of Fools part feels REALLY abridged on the soundtrack.
  • Into Notre Dame: I'm pretty sure it wasn't necessary to do this to my heart
  • God Help the Outcasts: WOW.
  • Top of the World: Once in every shoooowww there comes a song like thiiiis.... Ugh are the gargoyles here? WHY. They're a little more palatable here than in the movie at least.
  • Tavern Song: These dark minor chord dance numbers are my aesthetic
  • Heaven's Light: Someone please hug Quasi
  • Hellfire: LOUD UNINTELLIGABLE SCREAMING AHDHSJDJAJDNNSPAGE YOU ARE AMAZING AHDHFJSJJFJSJA. SO MUCH CONFLICT. SO MUCH CHOIR. I AM DEAD. THE CYMBAL CRASHES. MY HEART IS DOING THINGS. THE WAY HE SAYS "HAVE MERCY ON ME." THE WAY HE HITS THAT NOTE. HOT DAMN.
  • Esmeralda: why is this melody so bright and jaunty? And who says "punished" like that? Brothels in a Disney show. I don't know why I'm surprised because HoND has always been edgier than most Disney and this is coming directly after freaking Hellfire. But still damn. Yay for Phoebus not being a douche anymore! Seriously this song sounds like something out of Les Mis.
  • Entracte: IT'S PARIS IS BURNING WITH CHOIR :D
  • Flight into Egypt: the statues are slightly more palatable here. This is still a weak point but it's not A Guy Like You. I'm pretty amused that that was cut lol
  • The Court of Miracles: this scene is so funny in the movie and it's actually quite scary here. Amazing what a key change can do!
  • In a Place of Miracles: Have I mentioned this week that I don't like Phoebus? Nice to see a cut song make it back in, though. And they didn't go full bookPhoebus which is nice. Someone please hug Quasi :'(
  • Justice in Paris: well that escalated quickly.
  • Someday: I LOVE that this made it back in, too. I love God Help the Outcasts but it's always sad when a good song gets replaced. And it found new life that isn't the terrible credits version!
  • While the City Slumbered: Not entirely sure that needed its own track
  • Made of Stone: DAAAAMN. So angsty. So powerful. HELL YES. But poor baby ;-;
  • Finale: YESSSS IT'S JUST AS EPIC AS THE MOVIE. I WOULD LITERALLY KILL PEOPLE TO SEE THIS LIVE THIS CHOIR IS AMAZING fuck yeah Sun God. I do not say that lightly. I WANT TO SEE THE MOLTEN LEAD ON STAGE :O. OH MY GOD DID THEY ACTUALLY KEEP THE ORIGINAL ENDING. MY HEART. NO. ;-; Frollo you bastard. "What do you know of love?" JEHAN ;-; OH SHIT QUASI. Daaamn that's an even more badass karmic death than the movie. It's like the book but terrifying. The Someday reprise is beautiful. And Bells reprise is always lovely. I wasn't expecting the book's ending though ;-;
the signs during a thunder storm together
  • aries: oh my god yes i'm so pumped this is great
  • taurus: *hears thunder crack for the first time* FUCK I'm GONNA DIE
  • gemini: *sits with aries* we can enjoy this together
  • cancer: it's falling almost as fast as my tears. jk i don't cry that much lets watch a movie
  • leo: yes a movie and i'll go get the popcorn
  • virgo: u will be fine taurus you lovely little angel you
  • libra: this is cute, i'll just watch Netflix tho lol
  • scorpio: *snuggles taurus like there is no tomorrow* i'll comfort u
  • sagittarius: *curled up in a big blanket at the window looking at the rain* everyone ssssshhhh and just listen to it it's so lovely
  • capricorn: why is everyone so scared, let's go in the other room cancer
  • aquarius: *posts a billion things on their snapchat story about how much they love rain*
  • pisces: *admires sagittarius and then snuggles with them cutely*

I WISH!!!! I HAD FILMED!!!!!! MYSELF WATCHING THE MOVIE NIGHT OH MY GOD MY ENTIRE FACE WAS A PERPETUAL :D!!!!!! THE ENTIRE TIME, COUPLED WITH MORE THAN ONE SCREAM OF GLEE

ALSO

I LOVE KALLO

I’M CRYING I LOVE KALLO SO MUCH OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY CLUTCHED MY HEART IN TWO SEPARATE PLACES

HOWEVER

THIS GREAT EPIC THING WAS SOMEWHAT MARRED BY THIS BEING THE FINAL SHOT

I’M INVISIBLE

THANK YOU BIOWARE

THANK YOU VERY MUCH