i'm so in love with her guys it should be illegal

yellow-eyed-monsters  asked:

I have a question that may come out sounding kinda rude, but why can't writers write poc as people, put them through the same trials and tribulations as caucasian characters? This may come out sounding different that what I've asked in my head so if that's the case, I'm terribly sorry

Writing About PoC Trials and Tribulations

I understand where you’re coming from, because it looks unequal when you take it simply as “humans struggle, so why can’t we write about PoC struggling?”

What Topics To Avoid isn’t talking about struggle in general, which is where the confusion comes from.

Yes, you can write PoC struggling. This is not the question at hand.

What that post was pointing out is PoC struggle is rarely individual trials and tribulations like white characters.

When a white character struggles, they are struggling with something that is an individual struggle that is treated as a universal narrative for that person’s individual issues (like, everyone’s felt like an underdog at one point for various reasons). But if you look at the dominant stories for PoC, the struggle is directly because of their ethnicity, such as segregation, or a racial-based war, and/or colonialism, to name a few. The plot falls apart when the ethnicity/situation is changed.

We are asking you to look at why you are attracted to struggles that come directly as a result of being a certain ethnicity. 

Starcrossed lovers are fine, but why does every starcrossed lovers story involving a PoC have to be set at a time when interracial marriage was illegal, and/or in a setting where one side’s family hate the other for their skin tone?

An underdog with less experience is fine, but why does every underdog involving a PoC involve somebody who came from an impoverished background and low quality schools because it’s in a predominantly PoC neighbourhood?

The question we want white writers to ask is: “does my character struggle and experience pain primarily because of their ethnic background, does my character experience a unique struggle because of their ethnic background, or is my struggle primarily because of individual circumstances that are informed by the ethnicities at hand?”

If they experience a struggle primarily because of their ethnic background (ie- segregation), then that is a very nuanced narrative that should be left alone by outsiders because it’s exploiting another person’s pain for your plot.

If they experience a struggle heavily informed because of their ethnic background (ie- underdog because of racism, navigating a system that has particularly potent institutionalized racism like the psychiatric system), then that is an identity story that should be left alone by outsiders because it’s treating various isms (racism, classism, colourism) as a tragic backstory to overcome.

If they experience a struggle where their ethnicity plays a part but only minor events change if you switch around ethnicity (ie- starcrossed lovers where one side is very closed off), then it’s primarily because of individual circumstance that can be written by outsiders who do enough research.

I recently saw a very cute concept where a boy falls in love with a Muslim girl who keeps halal. He tried to win her heart by cooking, but she refused to eat it because it wasn’t halal. Once he discovered what the issue was, he learned all about halal cooking and made her halal meals to win her heart.

This story is only moderately informed by the girl’s customs. The story could be simply that she’s a picky eater, allergic to some foods, or has specific tastes. Because you can swap out a few things for it, this story isn’t About Being Muslim. The plot would’ve changed based on what it was, but the actual plot point could be anything.

But if there was a similar “guy falls for Muslim girl” situation and his family was Islamophobic, that would be using Islamophobia for plot pain and reinforcing all the gross stuff Muslims go through because of Islamophobia.

Hope that clears things up.

~ Mod Lesya

Cristina and her travel year
  • Cristina: Ah yes, a travel year in L.A. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Emma: Help me solve the case of finding the bastard who murdered my parents!
  • Jules: Emma and I are madly in love with each other and have had sex twice. We're also Parabatai so it's also illegal.
  • Mark: I inspired you to study faeries, so you should defiantly fall in love with me.
  • Kieran: I'm Mark's lover, so its get one Hunter, get another free!
  • Diego: Hey, I'm back, and I'm sorry about the misunderstanding. Could we possibly give our relationship another go?
  • Zara: Hi, I don't believe we've met, I'm Diego's fiancee and I hate Downworlders.
  • Tavvy: A Warlock we thought was our friend turned out to be a maniac and tried to kill me to bring his lover back to life.
  • Kit: I'm the Lost Herondale, SCREW YOU SHADOWHUNTERS
  • Livvy: Tavvy nearly died...I actually did.
  • Ty: My Twin sister died, now my family and I are depressed.
  • Dru: The guy you were going to be parabatai with? Yeah he's in my room and wants to talk to you!
  • Jaime: Everything is really complicated now, and I'm having to go on the run.
  • Cristina: Well shit....


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  • “So, anyways, I regain consciousness, there’s cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an ice-pick– haha, it was kind of a weird Tuesday.”
  • “We’re gonna be late for anime school!”
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  • “(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER.”
  • “Oh no, he’s hot when he’s sad!”
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  • “I stabbed a girl in the yard!”
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  • “I want that boy to be my bride!”
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  • “Wow, you sure said that.“
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  • “One time, we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don’t even think their families cared, kinda sad, really.”
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  • “I’m so happy right now! — And it’s not just ‘cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Okay, I lied, I’m sorry, that’s mostly the reason.”
  • “Hey, I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How’ve you been, kid?”

universal-glitch  asked:

Can you write the Connor x Internet friend! Reader as a fanfic. I would love it if you did.

Message Me || Connor Murphy x Reader (PART 1 OF 5)

requested : yep
prompt: n/a
pairing : connor murphy x reader
warnings : suicide plan mention
additional notes : reader is female, based off of a Connor X Internet friend reader headcanon by @watch-the-whole-world-disappear, they meet on tumblr, connor runs an Edgy™ Aesthetic Blog, WHICH I RUN BTW, NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING ON IT YET BUT YEAH FOLLOW ME AT @connor-fvckng-mvrphy lmao it’s a Connor roleplay blog

Bored. Bored. Bored.

Bored is such a boring word. In this moment, you’ve never heard a word that describes you so much.

You scroll listlessly through your tumblr, liking random images and quotes from this one aesthetic blog that you follow. Your eyes wander, not that you’re finding anything interesting, until you come across an interesting poem.   


I have to get this
off my chest before
I straighten every crooked object
offensive clutter distraction
nervous as fuck
I’ll pull out every hair
or tear my fingers off
If I don’t figure out how to look
in your eyes
without screaming

I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I can’t remember anything before you
I can’t imagine anything without you
I want to live the rest of my life with you

But only if you think I’m cool
We should just kill ourselves

‘Interesting,‘ You think, 'Edgy, but very interesting.’

This guy (girl? other?) seems interesting. Relatable. You click on their name, intrigued.

At one click, you fall in love with the account. You follow on first sight.

According to his bio, his name is Connor and he’s seventeen. His posts consist of black-and-white photos of chipped nail-polish, of pale wrists with even paler scars zigzagged across the stick-thin appendage. Quotes by Poe, little poems like the first one you read. 

He’s tortured, you know. But you can’t bring yourself to message him, like the little stalker you are.

Hours of pouring over his account turn into days, days into weeks, until finally you have been an avid fan of his for a month. 

And then it all comes crashing down.

One day, you refresh your page, bored, and there’s a new post from him. Literally must have been posted not even a minute ago. 


this is not going to be a great week
or year or life
or anything inbetween
i thought for a millisecond
that i had found a friend
a kindred spirit
but you fucking tore it up

fuck you, E.H.
your friend too
go ahead and laugh
laugh all you want
but will you be laughing when the school shooter is dead?


You’re worried.

This poem…was not like the others.

This was angry. This was raw. This was…this was real.

You bite your lip. Your eyes flick down to the tags.

#suicide plan #goodbye

Shit. Your eyes widen and you click on your inbox, typing in a message frantically

hi I know you don’t know me but I just saw the tags on your newest poem and im freaking out
please please don’t kill yourself
I’m sorry it’s just your poems are really relatable and help me a lot and i feel like I’ve gotten to know you through them and oh my god you probably think I’m so creepy I’m so sorry

You wait, terrified, for a response.

One minute.

Two minutes.




There is no answer, and you bury your head in your pillow and try not to cry. You can’t help it, your shoulders shake with wracking sobs. You probably failed at saving this guy, you failed so bad. You suck, oh god, you suck.

After another five minutes of sobbing, you hear a loud ding from your phone, and you blearily stare at the screen through unshed tears.

im flattered
I didn’t realise that somebody actually read my poems or my tags or cared or…

You gasp in relief, fingers tap-tap-tapping out a reply. 

OH thank god I thought that you had…
Are you okay??
thats a stupid question omg I'm sorry

im fine
actually…i feel much better.
thanks for, you know.

I’m [y/n] btw


i know
thats creepy oh my god;sorry

it’s fine ig I mean it is in my bio so??? its chill


so this might sound weird but ????
you’re…pretty cool.
i just looked over your account and wanted to know
well you know
want to talk more???

wow im??? Really???

yeah i mean you helped me there,,,like a lot,,,

id love to !!!!

You talked almost every day. When you got down to it…he was a sweetheart. He was kind. He got you.

do you think, like…
well ever get to meet each other??
imean you’re a really great friend now and???
id like to meet you.

i wish
but we live like eight hours away from each other…

ill drive to you!

calm down, connor…lmao
we don’t want you burning out on the way

:( I don’t even know what you look like…

i don’t know what you look like either! XD

shit well
if I send you a picture of me
will you do the same?

sure ig

me.jpg my sister took the photo so,,,


id prefer handsome but I’ll take it
your turn, missy.

hnnghhh okay


holy shit



no no no I am definitely not wtf you need your eyes checked?

no way you’re fucking adorable
i think /I’m/ in love you cute lil motherfucker

we should swap phone numbers

and skype??

fuck yeah

oKay !!! im [skype/name] and my number is [number]

my Skype is the same as my tumblr and my phone number is XXXX XXXXXX

saved and I just texted you too :)

'hi Connor!!!!’ with a bunch of happy emojis?
dude you’re just,,,
thats really fucking cute

wh y???? do you keep calling me cute I’m???

because, as it turns out, i have a really cute best friend

best friend??
awww connor!!!

yeah yeah
you’re literally all I have, [y/n]

you’re my best friend too!!
i really wish i could meet you…

me too…hold on a sec

connor??? you okay???

my sister just walked in and was being a dick, being nosy about who I’m talking to and not believing that it was a friend. She thinks I’m talking to my dealer.
i fucking hate her sometimes

do you?

but she thinks I do. It’s easier to let her.

*internet hug*

Fuck…that’s cute.

 As time went on, you found yourself more and more drawn to Connor. His photos could always make you smile, and nothing brightened up a shitty day more than clicking on his Skype name and watching him answer a video call, smiling dopily at the camera.

And also as time went on…you slowly began to realise why.

You were in love with him. 

Fuck, you were in love with a guy eight hours away. A guy that you had never met in real life. What do you do?

…You continue pining for him over a distance, of course.

You watch yourself in the screen, waiting for Connor to pick up the Skype call. Soon enough, he does, and his grinning face fills the screen.

“Hey, [y/n].” He greets sleepily - it’s like, midnight over there - and rests his chin on his hands.

“Heya.” You wave at the camera, grinning sheepishly and a little shyly. The thrill of actually seeing him rather than just a message still gets you.

“It’s almost Valentine’s Day, huh?”

“Yep! Any special girl that you had in mind?” You ask, a hopeful smile plastered on your face.

“No, well…actually…” He furrows his brow, and your heart drops.

“Is she pretty?” You ask, concealing your jealousy. You could be there for him.

“She’s cute. Like, really fucking cute.” Connor says, watching you carefully.

Truth be told, Connor felt the same way. He was absolutely crazy about you, but he didn’t want to ruin this adorably heartwarming friendship you had.

To wake up and have no more *internet hug* messages or cute little reminders…it’d ruin his life. You were absolutely the only thing keeping him going.

You talked for ages, until it was about 2:30 on his end. Before long, he was getting tired. 

“I should go soon.” He says drowsily. 

“Mmmm.” You don’t want him to go. “Night, Con.”

“G'night.” He yawns. “Love you.”

You freeze. He freezes and hurriedly leaves the video chat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Connor slams his head on his desk, pissed off. “I fucked up. I fucked up.” He mumbles.

A small chime comes from his computer and he bites his lip, glancing reluctantly at the screen.

i love you too!!!!

anonymous asked:

Hi! You said you kinda wanted to elaborate on your tony stark post (the one about his flaws) so I was hoping you'd be willing to? I'm interested in what you have to say!

Yes hello my new favourite person I have been waiting to meet you.

What I wanted to elaborate on is the distressing trend of equating flaws to mistakes. 

This is really freaking common especially nowadays and especially on tumblr. I cannot count the amount of times someone did/said something bad years ago, realised their mistake, apologized for it, and moved on only for some jerk with a bone to pick go through their blog and dig up all that nonsense again, and that is the exact mentality we see when people talk about Tony’s “flaws”. 

People will say things like “hey, remember when Tony got drunk in the suit and almost killed people?” to just shut down any conversation about his flaws. They do that all the time. They give no context, no character motivation as to why, and they say it when the context of the argument itself is inappropriate. For example, I’ll talk about the helicarrier scene and how I personally see Steve cutting into this man he doesn’t know in extremely personal ways as an indicator that Steve was very much in the wrong in that scene, and Tony Stark being on the defensive the whole time shows that Tony was, well, defending himself. The person I am then having that conversation with will say “hey, remember that time Tony kicked a one night stand out? He deserved it.” Just….out of the blue….The conversation had nothing to do with that. Why are they bringing it up now? So I will say something like “Um, that happened in the past. It has nothing to do with what we’re talking about and he is a changed man in a monogamous relationship.” and immediately we have the trademark “Yup, typical Tony Stan. Not willing to admit his flaws.” that makes me want to throw my hands up. 

Mistakes  ≠ flaws

Which is why I believe there is so much vitrol spewed towards this character because this, in and of itself, is a mentality shared by, oh, about 65% of tumblr. They cannot possibly believe that an individual can change, can learn from their mistakes. Which sucks because that is what the entirety of Iron Man is about in the mcu. Learning from your mistakes. Changing yourself. Becoming something better. Becoming the person who helps instead of hurts.

People will say “you aren’t willing to admit his flaws” and from what I have observed, that is never true. You, dear antis, refuse to admit his growth.

The second thing I wanted to elaborate on is context.

As I mentioned in the earlier example, one thing they will always reference is Iron Man 2, because Iron Man 2 is littered with mistakes. And, uh, you want to know why there is a disproportionate amount of mistakes in Iron Man 2 then the rest of the franchise? He was dying. He was being poisoned by the thing he would later describe as “a terrible privilege” and he refused to tell anyone. That is the context. He was acting like a man about to die and it shows. But us? We can scream that Tony was dying until we’re blue in the face but the only response we’ll get from the people who irrationally hate him? “Good. He should have died.” They do not care about context. It’s why their token line is always “War Profiteer!” and will scream it any time they get the chance.

Tony has made a lot of mistakes, but he always learns and he always grows.

First Iron Man: Negligent in managing his company. Mistake. He then takes control of his company, cleans up the mess of illegal stashes of his weapons, and defeats the guy who was dealing under the table. I.E Learns to become responsible for his company.

Second Iron Man: Get’s rip-roaring drunk, fights his best friend and lies to his girlfriend which causes a huge rift. Mistakes. Cleans up his act, fights together with his best friend in a badass team-up, tells his girlfriend the truth and in the third Iron Man sees that the exact same thing is happening and right away tells her the truth. “I’m a piping hot mess.” I.E learns to be responsible to himself and his loved ones.

Avengers 1: No mistakes. None. He was rude but as we already established, that’s a character flaw of his, not a mistake.

Iron Man 3: Was rude to a man at a party once. Here we have an example about how this flaw gave birth to a mistake. He was rude at a party once, but he is consistently rude. The only reason this qualifies as a mistake is because he didn’t know he was talking to a whiny entitled piss-baby who decides to become a terrorist when Tony doesn’t give him the time of day.

An actual mistake made in Iron Man 3 is when he threatens a terrorist on tv ignoring the context of literally just walking out of a hospital and seeing his friend almost dead. Mistake. Which he then immediately faces consequences for, and then apologizes for. “That was selfish and stupid.” I.E learning to recognize and control his impulses.

Now we get to the fun bit. Ultron.

Age of Ultron: Didn’t tell his team he and Bruce were creating Ultron. Mistake, but oh boy very subjectively. 

Creating Ultron was not a mistake. Anyone who tells you that selectively ignored about 50% of the movie. Bruce and Tony were working on ultron way before the sceptre came into their lives and ultimately creating a peace-keeping AI would be amazing. Which, uh, is exactly what happened. Tony and Bruce created a peace-keeping AI that is good and kind and wise and is going to be instrumental in their fight against thanos. The only mistake made there is that they shouldn’t have been messing around with the sceptre in the first place, and considering they know that and, uh, the sceptre has mind-altering powers it’s pretty safe to assume the sceptre played a hand in their behaviour. Considering the sceptre literally created ultron, I am not surprised.

The actual mistake made in the movie was not trusting his teammates. That is a theme throughout the movie. “Sometimes my teammates don’t tell me things.” and “together.” making this very apparent. The mistake of this movie is not trusting his teammates, something he learns and understands by the end of the movie with his own echo of steve’s quote “together”. Now, remember when I said that this was subjectively a mistake? 

Because the lesson he learns here, wasn’t a lesson at all.

Civil War: Didn’t tell Wanda before telling Vision to keep her on lockdown. Mistake. Not keeping her on lockdown. That makes sense any way you slice it. It’s just the lack of communication that was the mistake. (seriously though the lack of communication is a mistake shared by literally every character in this movie). Bringing Peter in to the conflict. Mistake. Even though Peter was only supposed to “keep your distance web ‘em up.” he still brought a kid into a super conflict. He can’t do anything to fix his mistake with Wanda but in the next movie we very much see Tony take responsibility for this kid and make sure he isn’t needlessly throwing himself at danger. He supports him and helps him when he needs it and is overall perfect in that movie. No Mistakes in Spiderman: Homecoming (though don’t tell those bastards at tv tropes that or they’ll bite your head off).

Here is where we get to the fun stuff because that lesson he learned in the last movie? About trusting his teammates? Throw that out the window. Trusting his teammates is the mistake. Thinking they had his back was the mistake. Thinking they would never lie to him because they just learned what lying can do to a team was a mistake.

Trusting Steve was a mistake.

Trying to kill Bucky. Mistake?

I would say so just because I would be upset if Bucky died. But its like trying to say that a bear who mauled a man to death for killing her cub made a mistake. It’s like saying a kid who’s grown shouldn’t hurt the person who abused them just because they too were abused, that they didn’t mean it. It’s like asking a man with PTSD watch someone choke his mother to death to then let that man go. It’s impossible. People are emotional and loving but that can turn deadly in a heartbeat if you hurt the ones they love. It is innately human to respond this way. People will go to the ends of the earth to protect the ones they love and you think them already being dead is going to stop them? No. Tony going after Bucky maybe was a mistake, but a mistake he had no control over. It would take a ridiculously mentally strong individual and Tony is already compromised, same with everyone on the team. Though I will hate Wanda for the bizarre direction her wrath took, I will never begrudge her wanting revenge for her parents, even years later. Because that’s what humans do

As a mental exercise I ask everyone who seriously thinks Tony could have resisted the temptation to protect his family with; What if the situation was reversed? What if Bucky had to watch a video of Tony killing Steve? What if he knew vaguely that someone had hacked his suit but what if they hadn’t for this instance? What if this was all Tony? If Tony didn’t exist, Steve would be alive right now. And if Bucky looks into Tony’s eyes, he will see guilt and resignation, just as Tony saw in Buckys. Why didn’t someone just tell him if he’s so innocent?

So, no, I don’t think there was a single force on earth that could have stopped Tony from attacking Bucky. Mistake? Eh. I’ll let you decide that.

In conclusion, Tony makes a lot of mistakes, but every single time he picks himself up and becomes something better. Every. Single. Time. So when someone says “he has a lot of flaws!” tell them no, he has made a lot of mistakes. Flaws? He has about the same as any other human being, but more often than not the only flaw they care about is that he is Tony Stark, and that they believe there is something fundamentally bad about that. It’s usually only 1 of 2 reasons. 1) they hate the mentally ill. I have seen numerous posts about how Tony is “whiny” (lmao could you imagine?) or 2) He got in the way of the most popular marvel ship, Stucky. It is almost always this reason. They will scream their “facts” about why they hate him and we keep saying how that doesn’t make any sense and if, hey, you want to dislike a character you don’t have to make up bullshit! Just say you don’t like them! That’s fine! No one will begrudge you that. But it’s obvious after a time that all the people leaving nasty messages in out inboxes and telling us to kill ourselves always have a steve or bucky icon and a common ship in their bio. There are a few other reasons. Sometimes someone is just plain anti-marvel and hates all the characters, and hey, at least I can respect that. At least they aren’t hypocrites. And then there are a few that just genuinely dislike Tony, and as I mentioned above, That’s fine! These are also the people who, like, won’t talk about his flaws because they aren’t jerks who think their two cents about a character is needed if they don’t like them. They just stan who they like and leave other people alone. I love them. 

Tony is flawed, but so is everyone else. Steve is a stubborn, arrogant, patronising ass. Natasha is controlling and manipulative. Thor is a piece of work, he’s basically just as rude as Tony and just as arrogant and bull-headed as Steve. There are more, but I’m sure you get my point. They all have flaws. But I have never seen a single person go up to a cap fan and demand they list the ways Steve is flawed. I have never seen anyone scream about how Steve fans never admit his flaws, even though, uh, they never do and he has many. I have never seen the vitrol and hate spewed in my direction for loving a fictional character anywhere else in the marvel fandom, save for maybe Shaaron Carter. People will create entire blogs just to harass Tony fans. They will take pictures of him and put red Xs through them as their icon like how fucking Extra is that?

This post is just to remind everyone that every single goddamn Tony fan will admit his mistakes, as long as you admit he’s changed. If you can’t do that? If you are so caught up in sending death threats over fictional characters that you can’t fathom in your mind that people can change? Then we really only have one thing to say to you.

Tony Stark is perfect and has never done anything wrong ever in his life.

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  • "You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."
  • "let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."
  • "I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."
  • "so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."
  • "we're gonna be late for anime school!"
  • "I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"
  • "(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."
  • "oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
  • "this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
  • "look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."
  • "let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."
  • "homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."
  • "It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"
  • "Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."
  • "Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."
  • "Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."
  • "I'VE GOT MACE!"
  • "Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"
  • "you took the fall for me and I said thank you."
  • "I went to jail!"
  • "I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"
  • "I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
  • "I think that guard you killed had a family!"
  • "look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."
  • "that's how they do it in Austrailia."
  • "20 bucks on jabber jaws."
  • "hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"
  • "I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."
  • "Neither one of them even died!"
  • "they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."
  • "I have to tumblr this!"
  • "a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."
  • "I ship them! and them!"
  • "they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"
  • "hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
  • "so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"
  • "I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."
  • "do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."
  • "If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."
  • "Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."
  • "'sup bitches!~"
  • "aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"
  • "get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."
  • "Remember, snitches get stitches!"
  • "shut up you're high as balls!"
  • "you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."
  • "right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"
  • "coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."
  • "good thing I wore my Heelys."
  • "he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"
  • "Come on let me get those digits baby!"
  • "It should be illegal to be that fine!"
  • "oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."
  • "this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."
  • "I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."
  • "Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."
  • "your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."
  • "I want that boy to be my bride!"
  • "Pilates will do that man, works your core."
  • "what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"
  • "wow you sure said that."
  • "WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."
  • "One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."
  • "So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"
  • "well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."
  • "I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."
  • "I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."
  • "hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"
Prison Break (Spencer x Hotch x Reader)

A/N: Hey guys! Thank you so so so much for 300 followers. I haven’t had my blog for that long and I’m really grateful you people are enjoying my writing and I love writing your requests! I have a few more and then the will be open again!
Warnings: none
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Aaron Hotchner (being protective) x Reader
Prompt: the reader is apart of the BAU Team and her and Hotch goes in to a jail to talk to a prisoner and the prison gets locked down. Spencer and the reader are married and are going to have a baby and when Spencer finds out about the prison he starts freaking out and has to tell the team that you are pregnant… And Hotch protects you from the inmate when he tries to hurt you and u tell Hotch about being prego but everything is good in the end
Request: ✅
Upcoming Imagine: waking Spencer up in the middle of the night because…
You sat in the passenger seat of the SUV while the unit chief Hotch sat next to you.
You and Hotch were always close, friendship wise.
He wasn’t so harsh with you and if you were luck there were a few smiles you earned from him.
“Are you sure your okay with this task? You look worried.” He asked soothingly.
“Yeah I’m sure. It’s just… I have some news but I don’t know when to tell everyone.” You admitted.
“What news is it? Is it good?” He asked as you pulled up to the prison where you and Hotch were assigned to question a prisoner.
“Yeah it’s good. It’s really good. Well uh chat about it later.” You said, finishing your sentence quicker than you wanted due to the approaching officer.
“Are you SSA Aaron Hotchner and Y/N L/N?” The dark man asked.
You both nodded and you followed him through a couple of doors and into a small room where Ramon Riverez sat, handcuffed to the table.
“Hello Mr. Riverez. Do you mind if we ask you a few questions?” You asked politely as you sat down in front of him.
“It’s not like I really have a choice.” He said holding up his cuffed wrists.
You looked up at Hotch and he started the questions.
Once you got the valuable information you needed, you and Hotch were escorted out of the room and you both started walking down the long hallway.
“So that news I was talking about earlier..” you trailed off.
“Yes? I’m excited to hear it.” He said with a tiny smile appear on his lips.
“I'm…I’m pregnant.” You stuttered.
Hotch stopped in his tracks. “You’re pregnant? Y/N congratulations.” He said with a full smile stretched across his face.
“Thank you! I wasn’t sure when I should tell the rest of the team.” You said rubbing your arm.
“Anytime works. I couldn’t think of the need being inconvenient at any time. This is great news.” He said as you approached the lobby.
As you were about to turn the corner, a loud siren sounded.
You heard several doors being raised, causing your heart rate to go up.
The prison is under lockdown.
The man at the lobby desk stood up take us into the back room but was shot by a prisoner.
I could tell the gun was illegal, most likely another cop’s gun.
“Y/N stay behind me.” Hotch said putting an arm behind him as you hid from the prisoner with the gun.
“Come with me now!” He commanded.
You looked at Hotch’s empty holster and whimpered quietly.
The cops demanded you leave all weapons behind for safety reasons.
You followed quietly but then you felt two large hands wrap around your shoulders pulling you back.
You let out a scream, making Hotch turn around sharply.
“No!” He yelled as the man behind you pulled you farther away from protection.
“We’re gonna have fun with you.” He said into your ear.
You harshly threw your head back, colliding the back with his nose with a crunch.
You turned around to a gun pointed at your torso.
“Follow now!” The prisoner yelled again.
All you could do now is just obey and hope no one gets hurt.
Spencer paced back and forth, cursing under his breathe.
“No no no why? Why now? Why her? Can… is there any way we can-can contact them? Convince them to let Y/N and Hotch go?” He frantically said to Garcia who typed away at her keyboard.
“We could try calling but I highly doubt they will cooperate.” She said.
Once Spencer saw the number pop up on the screen he pulled out his phone and dialed the number, hitting dial immediately after.
He traced his tongue over his bottom lip as the phone rang.
He ran his fingers through his hair and huffed as no one answered.
His reaction was to try again, so he did.
“Kid… I don’t think…”
“What?” Spencer heard on the other line.
“My name is Dr. Spencer Reid with the FBI. I am willing to negotiate if you let the woman and man go. The y/h/c woman and black haired man, they arrived not that long ago.” He rushed into the phone.
“What’s in it for me? For us?” He asked smirking through the phone.
“I am willing to negotiate a deal if you just let them go.” Spencer said more calm this time.
There was a long pause.
“I don’t think so.” He said.
“Are you seriously going to hold a pregnant woman hostage? Let her go damn it!” Spencer yelled, not even realizing the first sentence that came out of his mouth.
“Woah there. You must be boyfriend.” The prisoner said, ticking Spencer off even more.
“Husband. Now let her go.”
“Reid… we need to save as many lives as we can.” Rossi said.
“Right now my priority is Y/N, Rossi.” Spencer snapped.
“Hello? Hello?”
The prisoner hung up, resulting in Spencer hurling his small cell phone at the ground.
He ran his fingers through his hair, calming down.
“I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. It’s just…”
“Spence you never told us Y/N was pregnant.” JJ said with a small smile.
“We-we were going to announce it sometime soon but I-we need her out now before something goes wrong.” He said to the team.
“Let’s go.” Rossi said standing up and heading towards the door.
You sat in a cell across from Hotch, hearing the pleads of officers before being silenced with gunshots.
“These men show no mercy.” You said leaning back against the wall.
“These men are psychopaths and we need to get out of here or contact the team somehow.” Hotch said across from you.
Then you heard footsteps coming your way.
It was the same prisoner that lead you over earlier.
“So I just got off the phone with husband. He’s pretty pissed and said you were pregnant huh?” He said with a sick smile.
You stayed quiet, glaring at him as he stared at you.
“They are going to come find us and take you down I hope you know that. It’s how this crap ends every time.” You said bitterly.
“Not this time sweetheart.” He said grabbing the bars to your cell.
He laughed wickedly and turned his back to leave.
You threw your head back against the wall in frustration.
“I hope they get here soon.” You whispered out loud.
“They will.” Hotch replied.
Spencer was the first to get in the SUV, sitting in the front seat.
Once everyone else loaded up, they followed the SWAT cars to the prison.
When they arrived, just like when they loaded up, Spencer was the first to leave.
Without waiting for the rest of the team, he followed some SWAT members into the building.
Instantly they’re were shots fired, but luckily no one was hit.
Everyone took cover and shot rounds after rounds, some prisoners getting blasted, some not.
Spencer wasn’t eager to kill anyone.
In fact he never is, but his main goal right now is to find you and get you back safe.
He quickly crossed out into open fire, making a few members yell his name in fear of his courageous action.
He ran down the halls, yelling your name, until you heard it and you responded by yelling his back.
He picked up his pace, practically sprinting down the hallways.
You saw him fly past your cell, so you yelled his name with a smile.
He could be so oblivious sometimes.
Once he saw you, he kneeled down and laced your fingers with his through the bars.
“Are you okay? Are you hurt?” He said kissing the top of your hand, observing your body.
“I’m okay. They didn’t do anything.” You said with a smile.
Spencer turned around the looked at Hotch, who nodded, answering the same question Spencer asked you.
“I’m going to get you guys out of here.” He said standing up.
Then, you heard a gunshot and Spencer hit the bars of your cell.
“Spencer!” You yell holding his face in your hands as his eyes were wide open.
He turned around and pulled out his gun, firing a few shots and then using the cell diagonal of yours for cover.
Eventually, the prisoner that was shooting at him dropped to the floor, and Spencer ran back over to you.
“Darling, are okay?” You asked looking for any sign of pain in his face.
“Yeah. I think it just grazed my vest.” He said, visible sweat beads built on his forehead trickling down his face.
He ran over to the body and searched it for keys, but you realized he was out of luck when you heard him murmur under his his breathe.
“I’ll be right back I promise.” He said running down the hall again.
You slumped back down, eager to leave and be in Spencer’s arms again.
After awhile, the gunshots have died down but Spencer hasn’t came back, which made you worried.
“Hotch do…”
“He’s okay. I know it.” Hotch said, already knowing the answer to your question.
You tapped your foot nervously and then you heard lunging footsteps.
You stood up and looked down the hallway to see Spencer jogging with a pair of keys.
“Thank god.” You mumbled under your breathe as he frantically unlocked the cell.
Once the door slid open you jumped into his arms.
He embraced you tightly and nuzzled his nose into your hair.
“It wasn’t even that long but I missed you.” He said into your hair.
You laughed and you heard Hotch clear his throat.
“Oh yeah.” Spencer said unlocking the cell.
After the long day, everyone met up at the bullpen to say your goodbyes, which you found this time as the perfect opportunity to officially announce the pregnancy.
“So I take it you all already know but I’ll say it anyways. If you haven’t heard, Spencer and I are pregnant.” You said as Spencer snaked an arm around your waist.
Everyone clapped and cheered, bringing smiles to your and Spencer’s faces.
Once everyone was done congratulating you and Spencer, everyone decided to go home, including you and Spencer.
Once you got home, you and Spencer immediately collapsed into bed, exhausted from the intense day at work.
“I’m so glad you are both okay.” Spencer said rubbing your stomach.
“I am too, Spence.” You said placing your hand on top of his.
“I am too.” You repeated dozing off into a deep sleep, not even bothering to take off your clothes.

Originally posted by sherrykinss

Leading Suspects - Chapter 2

Chapter 1 can be found here


“Unf,” I grunt as I startle awake, arms flailing as I try to catch myself before falling out of my chair. Blinking and rubbing the shitty sleep from my eyes, I stand out of my chair a little so I can check on Madge. She’s still fast asleep, facing the wall, her beautiful face bruised. I know from what the nurses told me when I arrived that the worst of the bruises on her face rests over a cracked cheekbone, and that they extend down her torso over her ribs, one of which is also cracked.

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anonymous asked:

i know you've only written a few but i love your headcanons so far! i even bookmarked your blog so i can stalk it lol. so my request is... how would the rfa+ v and saeran react to a mc who is a professional volleyball player? i always found it kinda funny that you can only say that you're a student or office worker in the game, so i'm curious about how they'd react! if you can't think of anything for the request or just don't wanna write it feel free to ignore this though haha!

i don’t post as often as i should but thank you! and you’re totally right, the choice options are kinda wonky so it’s nice to explore outside of them.  hope you like it !!


  • okay so obviously this boy isn’t the sporty type
  • he’d rather stay at home binging LOLOL all day than do anything active
  • so when he hears what you do he’s just like “oh… cool?”
  • don’t get him wrong ! he’s so supportive of you.  before the party he complains about not being able to go to one of your games
  • but after that he goes to every single one
  • he almost died the first time he saw you in action
  • those shorts had to be illegal, YOUR ASS WAS HANGING OUT not that he minded but he glared at anyone that stared too hard
  • the game was hardly over before he was out on the field and picking you up in his arms (or at least attempting to, poor smol boy)


  • yeah he is a very muscular guy, always working out and riding motorcycles and stuff
  • but he’s not really the “sporty” type if that makes sense ??
  • he doesn’t quite understand the mechanics of volleyball BUT he still is very supportive
  • it’s not uncommon for him to cheer at the wrong moment bc of this
  • sometimes he thinks your team got a point but it really went to the other team lmao his face gets so red but he just sits up straighter and tries to keep his dignity
  • “just shake it off babe” type of guy
  • will most definitely treat you to dinner afterwards ((or you can just go home with him, your choice ;)  ))


  • bless this poor girl, she hardly gets to see your games
  • jumin has her working so much that she barely has time to breathe
  • but every time she goes she makes sure she cheers you on, even tho she’s not really the loud type
  • she’s as enthusiastic abt your games as she is abt zen’s musical (which is saying a lot)
  • listen i know some people portray jaehee as the “jealous type” but lbr… she has full trust in you
  • it makes her a little uncomfortable if someone touches you a little too low but she never gets jealous
  • the two of you get some takeout after the game and just cuddle at home
  • until she has to work ofc


  • god damn this man is EXTRA
  • he just swaggers in there with his suit on, bodyguards and Mr. Kim with him
  • the bodyguards are there to intimidate anyone who stares too hard at you, although he does it pretty well himself
  • ”jumin it’s not a big deal, it happens all the time”
  • ”WHAT”
  • smh you shouldn’t have said that.  now he wants to know the names of EVERYONE who’s ever knocked you down in game, accident or not
  • *mc drags jumin home before anything else happens*


  • okay so seven is definitely the worst out of all the them
  • y’all seen that video of a father at graduation and he falls over the railings cheering for his daughter?
  • that’s pretty much him tbh
  • he ends up dumping glitter on everyone in the vicinity
  • and pours a gatorade on himself
  • he screams until his throat is raw
  • he’s even got a fucking t shirt with your face on the front (and your ass on the back of it dskfjakl;f)
  • literally everyone hates him, they try to stay far away from him during the games
  • you’re kinda embarrassed but you know he just really loves you so you accept it lmfao


  • he’s very chill about the whole thing
  • since he can’t see very well he doesn’t really react
  • he just sits there, clapping and yelling your name every now and then
  • he never knows what’s happening and sometimes claps at the wrong moment
  • it’s awkward but you just kiss him on the cheek during one of the breaks
  • you almost always celebrate a game with your team but you and v go out to a nice dinner afterward when your team loses


  • this boy is ready to fight anyone and everyone on the opposite team and their significant others too
  • he’s been kicked out of a game before for fighting a guy who was making rude remarks to you
  • he’s also not the loud type but don’t mistake it as him being non-supportive
  • he just shows it in other ways
  • like insulting the opposite team and distracting them so they stumble and miss the ball
  • ”kick their ass baby!” is how he starts out every. game.
  • he ends it by spinning you around and kissing you briefly
You And Taquila...

Oops… Yup this one straight attached itself to my brain and denied me sleep. Lol. Garvez… Oh boy the things drinking can do.

Her head is pounding and she remembers why she insists they go to the same bar every time. It’s because taquila is a fickle friend to her. She can have exactly one margarita with normal alcohol content or two shots, but no more than that or… well there used to a country song about taquila making clothes fall off and well yes, yes it did. She had had two drinks and they were strong and now she’s pretty sure she’s dying.

She’s getting ready to be brave enough to open her eyes, when she hears the shower running. ‘Oh God! Oh my God!’ Is all she can think as the horror of what she may have done sets in. Did she bring home a complete stranger or possibly worse not a complete stranger?!? She is relieved that she’s fully clothed, but the sleep shorts and tank top mean that she changed.

She sits up slowly even though she wants to feign sleep, leans out to look at her disheveled living room, and immediately flops back down face burnt red. Her bra is hanging off the lamp and she’s pretty sure she saw her pants on the arm of the couch. The shower stops and she closes her eyes, but she really needs an aspirin and some water.

She reaches blindly for her cellphone and her fingers brush a cool bottle of water. She risks opening her eyes to find a bottle of water and her bottle of aspirin on the nightstand. She’s sure she had enough time to take it and 'go back to sleep’ before whoever is in that bathroom comes out. She takes a pill and greedily gulps the water. Before she can react her bathroom door opens and a shirtless Luke Alvez appears.

“Hey you feeling okay?” He questions, retrieving his shirt from the floor by her bed.

This cannot be happening. It cannot. She’s never drinking anything more then glass of wine ever again. “Uh-huh.” Is what she manages to answer.

His face lights up, it should be illegal to smile like that this early. “Good. Dry toast or greasy food for your hangover?”

“Greasy food.” She responds before she can stop herself. Surely this was platonic thing, like with Derek. It has to be, because there’s no way that they would have… That he would even want…

“Cool. I’ll go grab something​ real quick. I gotta walk Roxy.” He pulls on his shirt and kisses her forehead, lingering for just a moment. “Come on Rox.”

The dog that was apparently sleeping in her living room jumps up and wags her tail as she waits by the door.

“Luke?” She can’t let him go without asking, she just can’t. “We didn’t… I mean I’m sure we didn’t, but we… You and I…” She’s stammering and making no sense.

He shakes his head, “No we didn’t.”

She’s not sure why she’s happy and disheartened all at the same time. “Of course we didn’t you wouldn’t want…”

“Drunk. I didn’t want you drunk.” He interrupts and paces slowly back up to her bed. He runs his thumb over her cheek, before leaning in and kissing the opposite one. “Since you forgot, Miss Garcia, I’ll tell you again. I want you, but I also don’t want to be a regret. So if you still want me when I get back, we’ll go from there.”

Oh boy. I love the concept of this… Not sold on the end. Hope you guys enjoy it.

Love to my Loves ❤️❤️

uofmdragon  asked:

Since, you've finished Season 1 of Galavant, what are your top 5 favorite songs of Season 1?


I’d want to rewatch the whole season I think to really answer, since I’m sure I’m forgetting a lot of stuff. Not because it’s not good or wasn’t a favourite, but just because my memory is shite, and sometimes I’m so focused on stuff that I might forget the song. So I’ll answer, but it’s off the top of my head with what stuck with me (or in my brain) and may not reflect a Top Five list if I was fresh off the whole thing.


5. Peasant Love Song

I loved this whole arrangement. The light music, so whimsical, so simple, so bright, and it’s talking about the most horrific shit and how the best these guys can hope for is a few moments of joy in all the squalor and misery. The juxtaposition of so many elements really stuck with me, AND I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS FUCKING LINE AND IT’S SO DARK AND WRONG YET I’M CACKLING AS I TYPE THIS.

4. The Togetherness Song

Turning tropes around will never fail to make my day. This song starts as a cheesy friendship song, and then devolves into how much they keep getting on their fucking nerves and all the aggravating shit they do and how they’d sort of just like to kill each other sometimes. BUT WITHOUT NEGATING THE FIRST FEELSY PART OF THE SONG. It’s the kind of complicated nuance that I really appreciate in the show, that lets all of its characters be flawed and sometimes shitty to each other, but with no less love for all that.

3. The Theme Song Known As Galavant

This song is so fucking catchy it should be illegal. I love it as the recap/preview song. It nearly always shatters the fourth wall, is consistently hilarious, and I’ve had mish-mash versions of it stuck in my head more times than I can count.

2. No One But You

Madalena is a character I deeply cherish: a cunning, ruthless woman who pulled opportunity out of terrible circumstances and seized it to improve her life and make sure she would never be a victim again. All without a single shred of remorse or the narrative framing her in a way that makes it seem that what she’s done is shameful or trying to justify her beyond the facts of the situation. She’s kind of terrible and allowed to be, and I adore her so much for all of that and more. This song where it’s just a dozen Madalenas boosting herself up is utter perfection, and also catchy as hell. We should all sing this to ourselves in any moment of despair and doubt.

1. The Lords of the Sea

THIS SONG REDUCES ME TO FUCKING HYSTERICS EVERY GOD DAMN TIME. I’ve watched it more than any other song from the show at this point, and I’ve laughed to tears every single time. Sometimes Mike and I will be “Except we aren’t at sea” for no reason whatsoever, AND IT’S NEVER NOT HILARIOUS. Again, fucking laughing right now just looking at the screencap. This song is basically my entire sense of humour set to music, and I will never tire of it.

Ok but can we talk about Mama Karan for a sec? Because this lady is just so amazing.

  • Not only did she single-handedly raise Shion to be the precious perfect cherub from heaven that he is, but she also supports him so much. When he sacrifices everything they have to help Nezumi she stands by him fully and is so unconditionally loving.
  • She works day and night at her bakery to support her and Shion and manages to just tear it up and make the best food in the city. Single working moms are so important you guys.
  • Manages to keep her chin up and keep smiling despite the fact her only child is out on his own and might not even be alive. 
  • Even though she’s in the city, she still manages to help Nezumi and Shion by sending them notes about where to go. She also risks her own life to try and help Safu.
  • She was a serious high-up player in No. 6. She knew the founders, let’s not forget. Her name is practically a password. Everytime Shion brings her up in the series everyone is like “WHAT? Omg you’re Karan’s kid! Karan was awesome! Yeah sure! We’ll help you out.”
  • She’s an adorable lady botanist, and continues to be single and strong despite all of the guys who are madly in love with her.
  • Read a bunch of censored, illegal books to baby Shion. Raising her baby to be a revolutionary.
  • Saves Lili and her pregnant mom from killer bees. 
  • Practically adopts Nezumi and lets him live in her and Shion’s tiny little one-room apartment. Is super sweet and loving to him and bakes him a ton of sweets. 
  • Wears the anime mom side-ponytail and DOESN’T DIE. SHE AND SHION ARE HAIR TROPE REBELS.
  • Is basically a perfect human being.
Heavenly Commentary: Order of the Phoenix
  • James: The fact that they don’t think Harry is normal gives me strength.
  • ***
  • Lily: He’s not well.
  • James: He’s traumatised. After what happened in the graveyard; he’s still coming to terms.
  • Cedric: You and me both Harry.
  • ***
  • James: Stay calm Harry.
  • Lily: Let it go.
  • ***
  • James: What is...? Dementors!? Really?
  • Lily: Eurgh! It was to be expected.
  • Cedric: You guys don’t seem very worried.
  • James: After everything Harry’s been through, a couple Dementors won’t be a problem. Plus he has his wand with him.
  • Lily: The real problem is, that these Dementors wouldn’t be here unless ordered. So who gave the order?
  • Cedric: Obviously Voldemort.
  • Lily: Maybe.
  • Cedric: I can’t imagine what it’s like. Watching someone you love in such terrible danger. And not being able to do a thing about it.
  • James: Don’t worry. You’ll know soon enough.
  • ***
  • Lily: That was pretty close though.
  • James: Yeah but he’s good. A nice fight does wonders. Plus Figg is here now.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Why doesn’t Dumbledore want Harry doing magic?
  • Lily: I’m not sure. James, go find out.
  • Cedric: Actually I’ll go. See my parents as well.
  • ***
  • James: Expelled?! For defending himself?
  • Lily: No. Dumbledore will- yup there he is.
  • ***
  • Lily: She must have heard Sev telling me.
  • James: Why did Harry think we’d talk about Dementors? I have better charm than that.
  • Lily: Barely.
  • ***
  • James: WHAT?!? He’s kicking Harry out?!
  • Lily: Petunia if you let this happen, I swear I will never forgive you.
  • James: That’s Dumbledores voice.
  • ***
  • Lily: The gangs all here.
  • James: Just after the nick of time.
  • ***
  • James: I wonder who the secret keeper of this place is?
  • Lily: After what happened to us, do you think he’d choose anyone but himself?
  • ***
  • Lily: He’s so angry.
  • James: He has the right to be.
  • ***
  • James: Dumbledore is keeping Harry in the dark.
  • Lily: Because he’s now public enemy number one. I wonder what Cedric will learn.
  • James: That losing a child, destroys a parent.
  • ***
  • Lily: THAT’S his mother?!
  • James: That’s the reason he left home.
  • ***
  • James: That was...
  • Lily: Intense. Molly can be cruel. Bringing up Azkaban like that?
  • ***
  • James: Fucking Cornelius Fudge.
  • ***
  • Cedric: The Ministry is trying to convince everyone that Voldemort isn’t back, that Harry's a liar and Dumbledore is crazy.
  • Lily: Yeah that is what we heard. How are your parents?
  • Cedric: As you'd expect. How is everyone?
  • James: They’re getting by. Welcome to the Order.
  • ***
  • Lily: He’s shaking.
  • James: I’M shaking.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Why would they change the time?
  • Lily: To force him to be late. Bastards!
  • ***
  • James: He didn’t want Dumbledore here.
  • Lily: Of course not. Fudge knows he can’t win against him.
  • ***
  • Lily: If I could I’d punch that bastard.
  • James: I know you would but he's in the clear now.
  • Lily: It’s not over. It's only getting started.
  • Cedric: What do you mean?
  • ***
  • James: I forgot about that picture. Great timing Mad-Eye.
  • Lily: Me too. Is that Molly crying?
  • Cedric: She’s seeing them all dead.
  • James: And Harry thinks he's next
  • ***
  • James: Of course she walks in when he's covered in Stinksap.
  • Lily: He's been covered in worse. He’ll be fine.
  • ***
  • Cedric: What is Harry seeing?
  • Lily: Thestrals. They pull the carriages.
  • James: But you can only see them if you've seen death.
  • Cedric: ...Oh
  • ***
  • James: When a hat is telling you something is wrong then you really should listen.
  • ***
  • Lily: Hermione is right. Looks like the fight has come to Hogwarts.
  • Cedric: Because none of us were expecting that, were we?
  • ***
  • Cedric: Let's see how many friends he really has.
  • ***
  • James: Don't you dare talk about Moony you fucking cow!
  • Lily: Calm down. Breathe.
  • James: I'm dead. I don't breathe.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Have a what?!?
  • ***
  • Lily: She’s torturing my boy. SHE’S TORTURING MY SON!! WHY ARE YOU SMIRKING?!?
  • James: Because. That bitch is trying to break him. And she has no idea who she is fucking with. But she will.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Umbridge and Voldemort? Is that possible?
  • Lily: No. She's a different type of evil.
  • ***
  • James: She lied to Filch for him. I approve of Cho.
  • Lily: Naturally.
  • ***
  • Lily: Poor Ron.
  • James: Family turning against family. Just like last time.
  • Cedric: Was it that bad?
  • James: It was hell.
  • ***
  • Cedric: She made it illegal for Professor Lupin to get another job?
  • Lily: Do me a favour Harry, destroy her.
  • ***
  • Lily: Harry got the D.
  • James: Severus GAVE Harry the D. Why are you laughing?
  • Cedric: Because Snape gave Harry the D. Do you think Harry wanted the D?
  • James: ...
  • Lily: I don't get it.
  • ***
  • Lily: His hand. It'll never heal.
  • James: He will not let this hag beat him.
  • Lily: She's torturing him James!
  • James: And my son won't break.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Do you think he'll do it? Teach them?
  • Lily: He will. As much as he’ll protest, he won't be able to stomach the idea of doing nothing.
  • ***
  • Lily: I don't know how I feel about Harry being better than a final year Durmstrang.
  • James: The word you're looking for is “proud”.
  • ***
  • James: The Hogs Head! I've missed this place.
  • Cedric: You used to come here?
  • Lily: Him and Sirius lived here.
  • James: Not true. We rarely used Aberforth. Firewhiskey was for special occasions.
  • Lily: Like Friday nights.
  • James: Saturday nights too. We were not picky.
  • ***
  • James: That went well.
  • Cedric: Yeah. I'd sign up.
  • ***
  • Cedric: No Quidditch...
  • James: No team...
  • Lily: Oh God. Now there's two of them.
  • ***
  • James: Now that Padfoot approves she is getting nervous?
  • Lily: She really is the smartest of them all.
  • ***
  • Cedric: He's connected to Voldemorts mind. That is not a good thing.
  • Lily: No. It really isn't.
  • ***
  • James: Our boy's a teacher.
  • Lily: A good one too.
  • ***
  • Lily: Don't react Harry. Don't react.
  • James: Ah shit.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Banned...
  • James: For life...
  • Lily: Calm down you two. She'll be gone by years end.
  • James: That doesn't help us now Evans!
  • Lily: Idiots.
  • ***
  • Cedric: What the hell Hagrid?
  • James: He's been pulverised.
  • ***
  • Lily: Voldemort has been trying to kill our son for 14 years. And I think I might hate Umbridge more...
  • ***
  • Lily: His first kiss. So sweet
  • James: He’s not doing too badly.
  • Lily: She seems into him.
  • James: Of course she is. He looks like me.
  • Lily: Arse. Cedric don’t they look cute together?
  • Cedric: I didn't say anything before but you realise that’s my ex right?
  • ***
  • Lily: Harry was the snake?
  • James: Dumbledore knows something.
  • Lily: Of course he does. But he's not going to tell.
  • ***
  • Lily: I love Padfoot but he's not the best at dealing with emotional stuff. Harry thinks he's going insane and Sirius tells him to sleep it off.
  • ***
  • Lily: Well well well. Ginny Weasley. Lioness.
  • James: What's that look on your face?
  • Lily: I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • ***
  • James: Frank...Alice...
  • Cedric: Poor Neville.
  • ***
  • James: Come on Padfoot do it. Just one curse.
  • Lily: Sirius don't be an idiot.
  • James: Be an idiot!
  • Lily: Occlumency though. So Voldemort IS in Harrys mind.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I can't believe this is how Snape treats Harry.
  • Lily: He's a complicated man with a skewed moral compass.
  • Cedric: If you say so...what the hell is in the Department of Mysteries?
  • James: A prophecy.
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh please God no...
  • Cedric: He broke them out. Voldemort broke them out.
  • James: And he just got ten of his most loyal and dangerous followers back.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I don't feel good for being the reason Cho just left but...I don't exactly feel bad either.
  • Lily: She misses you. I imagine she'll miss you for the rest of your life.
  • Cedric: Now I feel bad.
  • James: Don't son. It's not your fault. None of this is.
  • ***
  • Lily: This story will burn through England. The truth will finally be heard.
  • ***
  • James: Every time something good happens, something bad happens straight away.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I will never forget her face at this moment, for as long as I...well am.
  • Lily: Can we all appreciate what just happened? Dumbledore kept the old teacher, appointed the new and got another “dangerous half-breed” into the castle.
  • James: It’s a giant middle finger to Umbridge.
  • ***
  • James: SCATTER!
  • ***
  • Cedric: I can't believe Marietta would do this. She was always so nice.
  • James: I told you. Friend against friend. It's what he does.
  • Lily: Dumbledore is doing something crazy...
  • James: Holy crap!
  • ***
  • James: Fred and George. Making the Marauders proud.
  • ***
  • Lily: No Harry don't...and we're in the Pensieve.
  • Cedric: Why would he-
  • James: Oh shit. I know where we are.
  • Lily: Oh God. This is not the moment you want Harry to see.
  • Cedric: Why? What do you...ah...
  • James: You don't see it here, but Snape gave as good as he got. However I'm not exactly proud of how I acted.
  • Lily: Not ashamed either to be fair.
  • Cedric: You seem to really hate him Mrs Potter. How did you end up together?
  • Lily: It’s Lily and he changed from an arrogant arsehole to a semi-decent person.
  • James: She said that during our marriage vows. Really moving ceremony.
  • ***
  • Lily: I’ve never seen Snape this angry before.
  • James: He can't stop teaching him! He needs the lessons!
  • ***
  • Lily: Your son is ashamed of you. For the way you treated Snape. Let that sink in.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Hagrid has...a brother.
  • Lily: Half brother.
  • Cedric: Right...my mistake.
  • ***
  • James: OWLS. Let's go.
  • ***
  • Lily: They're going after Hagrid. That bitch is trying to take him out too.
  • James: Well they can tr- SHIT!
  • Cedric: Professor Mcgonagall!
  • ***
  • Lily: He looks exhausted.
  • James: Well he has fallen asleep.
  • Lily: During your last OWL? Really Harry?
  • ***
  • James: I'll be back!
  • Cedric: Where is he going?
  • Lily: He's going to see where Sirius is.
  • ***
  • James: He’s at Grimmauld Place.
  • Lily: Which means Voldemort is baiting Harry into a trap.
  • ***
  • Cedric: What is she do- no...-wait SHE sent the Dementors?
  • James: Even I didn't see that coming.
  • ***
  • Lily: What are you up to Hermione?
  • James: That arrow in the tree answer your questions?
  • ***
  • Lily: Goodbye you evil, twisted bitch.
  • James: And hello Grawp.
  • ***
  • Lily: They got free?
  • Cedric: Yeah it was pretty cool. Ginny is powerful.
  • ***
  • James: Here we go.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Where is everyone? It's completely empty.
  • ***
  • Lily: That archway...I think we're on the other side of it.
  • ***
  • James: Harry don't touch it. Please listen to your friends. Don't pick up that prophecy.
  • Lily: No...
  • ***
  • Cedric: That's Mr Malfoy!
  • James: And the rest of his Death Eater friends.
  • Cedric: Harry, run.
  • Lily: They can't run. They have to fight.
  • ***
  • James: Focus Harry! Don't listen to Malfoy.
  • ***
  • Lily: Keep moving! Don't stop!
  • ***
  • James: Leave the man baby! Find the others!
  • Cedric: Duck!
  • Lily: HERMIONE!
  • ***
  • Cedric: She's alive. Oh she's alive.
  • James: She won't be for long. Our kids aren't doing permanent damage and the Death Eaters are playing to win. They need to get out.
  • ***
  • Lily: He's leading them away...
  • James: Good man Harry.
  • Lily: Oh no...Neville.
  • ***
  • Lily: Now it's a fight you son's of bitches!
  • ***
  • Cedric: Dumbledore! He's here! It's over!
  • Lily: Calm down. It's not over till its...
  • James: ...
  • Sirius: ...
  • Sirius: Oh that bitch!
  • James: Fourteen years. You don’t call. You don’t write. And you pick NOW to visit?
  • ***
  • Sirius: I probably shouldn't have taunted her.
  • James: Shut up Padfoot, they're still fighting!
  • ***
  • James: Harry NO! Stay away from Bellatrix!
  • Sirius: Where are we?
  • Cedric: Life after death. Seriously though shh.
  • ***
  • Lily: He.. he tried using Cruciatus.
  • James: It’s war and he just lost someone.
  • ***
  • James: He's here...
  • Lily: So is Albus.
  • ***
  • Lily: No no no no please God no
  • Cedric: What is it?! What's happening?
  • James: Voldemort is possessing my boy.
  • ***
  • Cedric: It’s over. He's gone.
  • James: No son. It’s not over. It's now open warfare.
  • ***
  • Sirius: He's in such pain. Harry I'm so sorry.
  • Lily: I can't watch this. I can't...
  • ***
  • James: Now you know. Now you know why he's after you.
  • ***
  • Sirius: In battle. Isn't that what we always said Prongs?
  • James: Wand in hand.
  • Lily: Well you failed at that James.
  • James: You didn't exactly live a long and happy life yourself.
  • Sirius: God I’ve missed you two.
  • ***
  • Sirius: The mirror. I thought he...he never opened it.
  • ***
  • James: And just like that he's going back. Broken and beat up and torn apart inside.
  • Lily: He’ll be fine. He has to be.
  • Sirius: He's not alone. He's got friends and family. It just wasn’t us.

anonymous asked:

Any chance you could possibly perhaps write a little stiles-away-at-college-and-derek-sexting-him-during-lectures-and-stiles-getting-really-distracted fic? Ps I love you, your writing is always amazing, please never stop!

Stiles’ lecturer is reading from the power-point presentation. 


No adlibbing, no jokes, no witty asides to keep them all awake and willing to push through their afternoon lecture, nothing. 

Stiles started off trying to keep up with note writing, and then realised he was repeating himself from the notes he made last night. Their lecturer emailed them this power-point three days ago, and now he’s reading it to them. 

He could have been having skype sex with Derek, hell, he could have driven home to Derek and slept beside him for once. Instead, he thought he needed to cram for an important lecture, and they’re all being trolled. It’s as if his lecturer was too busy getting laid, or doing something else nice with his other half— like Stiles could have been doing— rather than preparing his own damn class. 

God damn, Derek had looked so sleepy and warm and good on Stiles’ laptop screen, too. He’d only been able to talk for five minutes— Derek had a night class, and Stiles had thought he needed to study— but nope. 

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when fever breaks snippet

I wanted to finish the smuty/fluffy fic for today to combat all the heartbreak that today holds but that didn’t happen so hear have a super long snippet instead (it’s like 800+ words long because ily guys <3)

(warning: heavy flirting and allusions towards those losers doing the dance with no pants ahead)

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Hey, America? An open letter from a Christian.

I’d really appreciate if you took a moment to read this. Get to the end, read with an open mind and listen to what I’m saying before murdering me.

Your new President appears to support Christianity. That’s fine. Bashing other religions? That is not okay. I’m sorry, you guys don’t deserve that disrespect.

His party’s beliefs appear to be very conservative, and some of the things that Mike Pence believes in are crazy conservative.

Can I make some arguments, here? I am a Christian. I have conservative(ish) beliefs. I don’t smoke, won’t have sex before marriage and don’t really drink that much. But you know what? Those are my beliefs. If you want to get drunk then go sleep around, that’s your call, it doesn’t affect me. All I’ll do is make sure you’re safe, make sure you’re consenting and make sure you get home alright. My beliefs don’t have any effect on your choices and I won’t make you live by my standards.

A lot of Christians believe that same sex relationships are wrong. Personally, I am not making a judgement call on this, it’s not my position to decide. Either way, whether someone supports your choice or not, they shouldn’t judge you or treat you any different. EVEN IF a Christian thinks a gay relationship is wrong (just hear me out), that shouldn’t change a thing. They should still treat you the same, love you, support you, be your friend. I have gay friends, bi friends, ace friends, trans friends, I don’t act any different towards them. Everyone is a person. Everyone is worthy of love. We’re all equal.

If a ‘Christian’ attacks you for your beliefs or tries to force their views on you, they’re not representing our God correctly. Literally, our second most important commandment is “love your neighbour as yourself”. Love, respect and empathy are core to our belief, so if someone hates you for what you’re doing, please do not think it’s because of their faith. That is their personal issue. They’ve got some ‘I’m high and mighty coz I’m a good person bow to me trolololo” complex going on. 

We do not have the right to treat anyone as lesser than ourselves. No right. Whatsoever. No matter what. Never. “But what about-” NO. Shush. Love your neighbour. It doesn’t say “unless they do this thing”. Have a look at Jesus’ lifestyle, okay? He loved hanging out with criminals, prostitutes, tax collectors and beggars. He didn’t bash them, he didn’t spit on their life. He had dinner with them. Do y’all wanna come have dinner with me? I don’t have social meals enough so I’d love that! Someone bring the pie.

To the LGBTQ+ community, I am so, so sorry for all the hate you get. I promise with all my heart that that is not what my religion is about. I cried when I heard about the shootings this year. My heart is broken at the thought of anyone being killed for their lifestyle choice. I, and many others, will treat you no different to any other person. There are so many people like me, we just happen to be less vocal than the hateful minority that feel like they have the right to bash you. They’re not justified, and never will be. Even if someone disagrees, they should let you live your life and love you just the same.

Next issue: Abortion.

Abortion is an awful choice. I would hate the thought of any woman being in a position where she must choose that. Not all people see it as morally wrong, so to make a law that tells them to stick to a moral that they genuinely don’t believe in, doesn’t feel right to me. I believe the option should be there, because if it was illegal, people would still do it illegally, and probably less safely.

It’d be like if a vegetarian became president and made it illegal to eat meat. They may genuinely believe in their heart that killing and eating animals is wrong, and they’re entitled to that opinion and can live by that lifestyle. For everyone else that doesn’t have moral issues with it, it seems insane to be forced to live under rules that are there because of one group’s opinion, not nationally shared beliefs.

Some people think abortion is wrong the whole time, some think it’s fine the entire time, others think it’s okay, up to a point, like just the first trimester. It depends on when you believe life begins and how the mother’s rights fit in with the child’s. That’s just the way the world is, people have different views, so we may as well make do with what we can, and support individuals no matter what they choose rather than attack them for their mistakes. 

Too many people say “abortion is wrong” without personalising it. Would you really say to a 14-year-old girl who got raped by her uncle that she is a murderer if she gets an abortion? Context is so important. Yes, some of us may believe is wrong, but telling someone that will hurt them, ostracize them and push them away. We simply cannot make someone hold to our standard just by telling them that we see it as wrong.

You don’t have to be pro-choice to respect people’s decisions. What I do have a problem with is situations where young women are guilt tripped or forced into having an abortion. There should be serious education about the matter so women and girls can make the decision they believe in without getting crap from either side of the debate. 

It’s so easy for someone who is in a safe, loving environment to have strong beliefs without personalising it, and realising there are people in pretty shit situations allows you to empathise and support someone through a hard time without bashing them. Neither choice is easy, so we should be supporting the mothers so that they too are safe.

Forcing abstention, not protecting the LGBTQ+ community, trying to ‘turn gays straight’, not believing in evolution (I’ll come back to this), not allowing gay marriage… These are all things that conservative ‘Christians’ may believe. And hey, if they wanna believe that, that’s fine by me. They can do that within their own lives, that’s cool. The second they try to push that on others, they have overstepped. 

No matter how conservative or liberal your beliefs, you should just stick to them and live by them, and let everyone else do their thing. I do not believe that all laws should be based on Christian beliefs. Christians can still be conservative and believe these things even if everyone else does it. Eating meat is legal, vegetarians can still choose to not to do it. Hence another reason why I am unhappy with the presidential winner. These beliefs cannot be forced on a nation. That just isn’t fair.


I hear Mike Pence doesn’t believe in it. A lot of Christians don’t. That’s their choice. Personally, I do. I think it’s really, really immature to ignore fantastic scientific research just to adamantly support a passage of the Bible that was written poetically (if you want the details of this, feel free to flick me a message), not literally. As someone who believes in a God, I think God used evolution to create the world. So, hey, the world may just be billions of years old and God just kick-started it way back when, and now here we are (quite a lot of Christians that are educated in both religion and science will agree with me). 

Either way, it doesn’t matter. We’re here now. If you’re a hard-core atheistic evolutionist or a strong believer in young earth creationism, it doesn’t matter. That’s another thing we can’t push on each other, no one was there, so we can’t reaaaally prove it either way, unfortunately.

Where am, I going with this? I suppose what I want to say is I am so sorry for any impending law changes that attack things you hold to be true, just because someone else has different beliefs to you. No one deserves that. Anyone who does so is not accurately representing the true, core values of our religion.

TL;DR. Your election has been insane. I’m sorry. If some conservative beliefs get put in place as laws, please do not hate my religion. The people who are representing it are not doing so accurately, and there’s a significant portion of us who agree with what I say. We’re on your side. We are. Anyone who’s not does not have the right to call themselves a true Christian.

Feel free to message me about any of this. Try not to kill each other (or me) in the replies, but please pass this on. I’d love to be able to extend a hand of apology and love to as many people as possible. We’re on this earth together and we gotta get along. Black, white, yellow, tan, brown, pink, blue, green, sparkling in the sunlight like a vampire, orange (yes, Trump too), gay, straight, male, female, local, tourist, immigrant, refugee, or anything in between, we’re all human. We’re all worth love. Every single one of us is worthy of life, joy, safety and happiness. Give someone a hug today. They may need it. 

the heart it beats -- ian/mickey ficlet

so this is based solely on that damned forehead-touching picture and pure speculation and a terrible idea.


Mickey isn’t aware of how much time passes as they lay there together. He doesn’t know what to say, doesn’t really want to say anything, simply because he doesn’t want to break the fragile peace of this moment, to dredge up all the shit that’s happened. So neither of them speak, for a long time. Long enough that Mickey starts to feels almost calm, just basking in Ian’s warmth and letting Ian’s steady breaths somehow draw the tension from his muscles.

And then Ian finally says, “You shouldn’t be here.”

Well, there goes that almost-calm he was feeling. Now, it’s like Mickey’s been winded, like Ian just punched him. How the fuck can he do that with just a few words? Mickey manages to say, “Where the fuck else would I be?”

Ian’s brow creases into a frown – Mickey can feel it against his own forehead – but his eyes are closed tight. Mickey has no fucking idea what going on inside that screwed up head.

“After everything…everything I did. How can you…I don’t want you to get…” Ian makes a frustrated sound, like he can’t spit out the right words.

Mickey can kinda relate, but he barrels on anyway. “Hey, don’t think about that shit. You think you can get rid of me that easy? Nah man, fuck that. I’m here, I’m not going anywhere. You’re stuck with me.”

Ian smiles slowly, opens his eyes and stares at Mickey, their faces bare inches apart. He looks like a goofball, and he’s the best thing Mickey’s seen all day. All fucking week. “That’s pretty fucking romantic, for a Milkovich,” Ian says.

“I’m a romantic fucking guy,” Mickey says easily, and he knows he’s returning the goofy grin.

Ian smile lasts a moment longer, and then it’s gone. Mickey feels its loss like a cold breeze.

“I love you,” Ian says, but he says it like it hurts him.

“Fucking hell, Ian.” Mickey leans in and kisses his mouth, once, twice. He whispers into Ian’s lips, “I love you too, dipshit.”

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The 100 S02E08 Recap: Spacewalker
  • <camp human>
  • Bellamy: mom's home
  • Clarke: so I have some good news and bad news
  • Clarke: good news
  • Clarke: the grounders are cool with a truce
  • Clarke: bad news
  • Clarke: they want Finn
  • Bellamy: ...
  • Bellamy: so what's the bad news?
  • <sexy theme song>
  • <Finn's flashback>
  • Raven: I'm super badass, hot, AND smart
  • Finn: I don't deserve you
  • Finn: but I made you a necklace
  • <the present>
  • Clarke: murphy gtfo
  • <inside>
  • Octavia: can you plz shave
  • Lincoln: I kinda like these chains
  • Lincoln: but seriously, take the deal
  • Lincoln: you'll save so many lives
  • Clarke: nah
  • Clarke: Finn didn't mean to kill 18 people
  • Clarke: they just, like
  • Clarke: walked into his gun
  • Clarke: individually
  • <elsewhere in the camp>
  • Finn: I need to repent
  • Finn: also, I love you
  • Clarke: ...
  • Clarke: ...
  • Finn: say something
  • Clarke: ...
  • Clarke: ...
  • Finn: there's someone else, isn't there
  • Clarke: nailed it
  • Bellamy: sup
  • <grounder chanting>
  • Darth Vader: give us Finn
  • Abby: nah
  • Kane <from nowhere>: waddup guys
  • <inside the ship>
  • Kane: so why do you have my good buddy Jaha locked up?
  • Abby: cause he's been a bad boy
  • Abby: ;)
  • Abby: no seriously
  • Abby: he's been a real dick
  • Kane: ...
  • Kane: so the grounders are cool with us putting Finn on trial and then killing him
  • Kane: cause I spoke to them nicely
  • Kane: (which you obviously didn't)
  • Abby: k that doesn't solve much
  • <the halls>
  • Bellamy: I'm protective of Finn even though he's the reason we're all gonna die
  • Bellamy: man I'm awesome
  • <flashback>
  • Raven: my birthday sucks
  • <hellhole of the present>
  • Bellamy: Finn's gotta bounce
  • Random man: not if I have anything to say about it
  • <Bellamy punches him>
  • Bellamy: don't worry, you don't
  • <flashback>
  • Finn: hey
  • Finn: I know you wanted to spacewalk
  • Finn: and even though you've never been trained
  • Finn: or have any idea how to do it safely
  • Finn: and not only is it super illegal
  • Finn: but you could easily die
  • Finn: I think you should go for it
  • Raven: ...sounds awesome let's do it
  • <Lincoln's room>
  • Lincoln: dude just kill Finn already
  • Abby: nah
  • Abby: I'm gonna try talking to Lexa
  • Abby: since she listened to everyone else so well
  • <insta-woods>
  • Clarke: I'm suddenly not thinking very clearly and Finn's being my voice of reason
  • Finn: oh look, another gun's made it into my hands
  • Finn: and I didn't shoot anyone
  • Finn: it's a christmas miracle
  • <dropship>
  • Bellamy: where did my princess go?
  • Murphy: right here, baby
  • Bellamy: I guess you'll do for now
  • <flashback #46>
  • Finn: you should probably come back inside
  • Finn: since I'm already going to jail
  • Finn: ...
  • Finn: uhh
  • Finn: I think I broke the airlock
  • Finn: don't hate me
  • <tent of dashed dreams>
  • Finn: plz help
  • Finn: Clarke got knocked out again
  • Finn: I really don't think she can keep getting hit in the head
  • Finn: she has like 10 untreated concussions going on
  • Bellamy: oh god
  • Bellamy: Clarke
  • Bellamy: I hope no one notices I'm gently stroking her hair
  • <grounder camp>
  • Abby: so can we come to a better agreement?
  • Grounder: um no
  • <dropship>
  • Finn: is she dead
  • Raven: nope
  • Finn: sorry for cheating on you, btw
  • Raven: Finn?
  • Finn: yeah?
  • Raven: ...
  • Raven: please stfu
  • Raven: like permanently
  • Bellamy: jfc guys, grounders
  • <yet another flashback>
  • Raven: never once did I think of putting my helmet back on
  • <a little impressed with Finn>
  • <back to the present>
  • Raven: so even though Finn killed 18 people
  • Raven: let's throw Murphy under the bus
  • Raven: show of hands?
  • Everyone: ehhhhh
  • Murphy: I came out here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling a little attacked right now
  • <land of charred grounders>
  • Finn: see ya later alligator
  • <flashbax>
  • Commander: lol you're approved and your boyfriend's going to jail for nothing
  • <the great grounder army front>
  • <Clarke and Bellamy exchange glances and can speak telepathically>
  • Finn: time to become one with the fire
  • Clarke: wait
  • Clarke: I love you, too
  • Fandom: she doesn't mean it
  • Fandom: it's the adrenaline talking
  • Clarke: don't worry, Finn
  • Clarke: in order to save you from the agony of being burned alive
  • Clarke: I stabbed you in the stomach
  • Clarke: so you can die even slower
  • Clarke: you're welcome