i'm so hilarious amirite

Hc that Tim uses really random and bizarre threats, and with a completely blank expression. Things like, “I will mix purple ink with your toothpaste.” or “I will rig your laptop to play Hollaback Girl every day at 2:25am at maximum volume.”

And like it’s actually kinda terrifying because you can never be sure if he’s being serious or not? Like, whenever he threatens his siblings (and Bruce, on occasion), at first they’re just like pfft okay Tim whatevs but then after a while they just get this premonition hanging over them and they’ll be tossing Tim slightly nervous glances which he returns with a casual stare that is really intense and honestly kinda freaky help???