i'm so going to let you win

Nicole Caught in the Crossfire During Earp Sister Arguments:
  • *Waverly and Wynonna are arguing just to see who's better in typical sibling fashion*
  • Wynonna: "Oh yeah? Well, your girlfriend called <i>my</i> ass top-shelf."
  • Waverly: "What!? She did not."
  • Wynonna: *Smirks* "Call her."
  • Waverly: *Pulls out phone and puts Nicole on speaker* "Hey Nicole! Is it true that you said Wynonna's ass was top shelf?"
  • Nicole (with an "oh shit" expression on her face): *Contemplates lying, but realizes she isn't physically able to lie to Waverly* "Uh.. ye- yeah."
  • Wynonna: *Whispers* "Ha! Told you so."
  • Nicole: "BUT THAT WAS WAY BEFORE WE STARTED DATING AND ALSO I TAKE THAT BACK SHE'S DEMOTED TO SECOND SHELF BECAUSE YOU'RE TOP SHELF NOW"
  • Wynonna: *Gasps* *Grabs phone* "WHAT? This is such a beTRAYAL HAUGHT I'M COMING FOR YOU"
  • Nicole: "Oh um...hi..Wynonna. I didn't know you were there. Um...WAVERLY PLEASE TRY TO NOT LET HER KILL ME TEXT ME LATER BYEEEEEE." *hangs up*
  • Waverly: "Well I think I win this round. Now I gotta go run some errands, so please don't kill Nicole while I'm gone."
  • ~~~~~~~An Hour Later~~~~~~
  • Waverly: *Goes to Nicole's house and hears screaming coming from inside*
  • Waverly: "Oh no Wynonna you better not be in there." *Opens door*
  • Wynonna: *Chasing Nicole around, hitting her with a pillow, and yelling* "I THOUGHT WE HAD A BROMANCE YOU TRAITOR. MY ASS WILL ALWAYS BE TOP SHELF"
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Dark x Light

Julie: We are finally down with our final 2 and we are about to crown our Big Brother winner.

Julie: But first, this season has been dubbed as the Season of Temptation and it’s not over yet.

Julie: Let’s check in the houseguests.

Julie: Houseguests! Congratulations for making it to the final 2.

Final 2: THANK YOU, JULIE!!!

Julie: Before we go any further, I have one more temptation to offer.

Final 2: *gasps*

Julie: If you take temptation, TWO people will win $500,000.

Final 2: *gasps even louder*

Julie: Remember, every temptation has a consequen-

Final 2: WE’LL TAKE IT!

Final 2: OMG!!!!

Final 2: *jumps+

Final 2: *cries*

Julie: Congratulations to…

Julie: Dominique and Megan!!

Final 2: *stunned*

Rest of the cast: *shocked*

Julie: The $500,000 is given to the two true winners of the season.

Cast: *shocked*

Audience: *loses their shit*

Julie: What a summer! I’ll see you here on this stage next season. Thank you! And goodnight!

Hamilton  songs explained by my friend
  • Alexander Hamilton: "did they just rhyme father with father and farther?"
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: "this antisocial man is so done with this overeager puppy and this random ass boyband"
  • My Shot: the overeager puppy joins the boyband. somehow becomes the front man of the band. they gain lots of fans.
  • The Story of Tonight: The boyband covers a song from les mis???
  • The Schuyler Sisters: WHERES YOUR GOD NOW @ boyband.
  • Farmer Refuted: boyband has a hater. Front man puppy roasts hater before he can he even start to talk.
  • You'll be back: to be sung draped over a piano with with champagne fake crying into a handkerchief
  • Right Hand Man: "there's a moment you know... you're fucked. aND THATS RN PEOPLE I SWEAR TO GOD.
  • A Winters Ball: "20 year old males who drink are gross and do gross 20 year old drunk male things"
  • Helpless: "this could be the start of something new it feels so right being here with you"
  • Satisfied: "I've done fucked up"
  • The Story of Tonight reprise: the boyband gets drunk and harass the antisocial man (again)
  • wait for it: the song that could get away with going on the radio
  • Stay Alive: tfw ur dad doesn't trust you to lead an army #relatable
  • Ten Duel Commandments: "Revolutionary men have fragile pride and I don't know why they were trusted with guns"
  • Meet Me Inside: "the puppy gets fired because he got mad that his father figure acknowledges the fact that he's a father figure"
  • That Would Be Enough: "you're not even a father figure you're a legit father"
  • Guns and Ships: "surprise bitch, tis I le baguette here to win the war"
  • history has it's eyes on you: I fucked up once. and now it's your turn to.
  • Yorktown (the world turned upside down): surprise BITch (part 2) herCULES MULLIGAN-
  • What comes next?: I'm petty as shit.
  • Dear Theodosia: "Burr imma let you finish but, loOk AT MY SON
  • Non-Stop: the puppy and boyband have been separated since the war so the puppy decides to go into law then government
  • What'd I miss: the war??? wtf???
  • Cabinet Battle #1: "I know more than you" -Ron Swanson
  • Take A Break: use your fucking commas and don't use child actors to play your children
  • Say No to This: ... you are singing the word "no" you should be able to say it
  • The Room Where it Happens: the banjo turn up of the century
  • Schuyler Defeated: antisocial man and the puppy have a falling out
  • Cabinet Battle #2: (sips tea) (slowly puts it down and turns)..... you must be out of yoUR GODDAMN MIND IF YOU THINK-
  • Washington on your side: I am ready to throw punches
  • One Last Time: I'm tired... I think I'm gonna go home now.
  • I Know Him: The John Adams Roast begins
  • The Adams Administration: The Roast continues
  • We Know: well fuck,we actually didn't know
  • Hurricane: I will roast myself and save everyone else the trouble of doing it.
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: "YOU MUsT BE OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND" -Angelica, and literally the whole cast
  • Burn: I have no words, only tears.
  • Blow us all away: you thought it would be okay... you were wrong.
  • Stay Alive (reprise): tears intensify
  • It's Quiet Uptown: full fledged sobbing 2 minutes into the song
  • The Election of 1800: ham and jefferson roast burr to the point of no return
  • Your Obedient Servant: the slightly bitchy passive aggressive anthem
  • Best Of Wives, Best of Women: a single tear because we all know what's gonna happen next
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "most disputes die and no one shoots" is the biggest goddamn lie in the show
  • Who Lives Who Dies Who Tells Your Story: hello death I welcome thee.

mmeishi  asked:

Hoo boi I'm feeling nostalgic so I hope you know this au: Victuuri in the Percy Jackson verse <3

omgomg okay here are some headcanons i had with @actualyuuri

1. victor is a son of aphrodite and has the ability to charmspeak—not that he ever really needs to use it. his charisma is a force enough to be reckoned with, as is his athletic ability when it comes to capture the flag. everyone at camp half-blood knows that victor’s team always wins, and everyone’s expecting him to turn out to be some sort of hero.
as it is, yakov won’t let him go on any quests.
“oh, but the young man is sprightly and ready for it,” celestino urges, waving a glass of wine in the air.
yakov narrows his eyes. “i’d rather send your twins.”
celestino glances at where sara and michele are tending to the vineyard. he frowns. “well, perhaps sara could handle it, but michele…”

2. when yuuri joins camp half-blood, he’s twelve years old and has no memories. yakov suspects one of celestino’s siblings dropped him off—inconsiderately, without so much as a warning, as greek gods do. but until yuuri is claimed, he doesn’t know for sure which one it is.
yuuri becomes bunkmates with phichit chulanont, son of hermes, for the time being.

3. a capture the flag game goes wrong. yuri plisestsky, child of ares, makes it a point to beat victor, really really beat victor, forreal this time, he swears to the gods.
otabek’s face says he doesn’t doubt him for one second, but otabek altin has always looked far too serious for someone covered in motor oil and engine grease 99% of the time.
still, yuri p’s defense strategy is weak, which he blames entirely on fucking katsudon, you unclaimed useless piece of shit, and the confrontation ends with ten campers falling into a fissure that cracks open in the ground and a flaming skull floating over yuuri’s limp form.

4. “holy shit,” victor says, carrying yuuri to the infirmary. he glances at chris. “he’s never going to like me back now, chris, holy shit.
christophe giacometti, son of athena, looks at him in disbelief over the top rim of this glasses. “that’s what you’re freaking out about?”
“how could a son of the big three ever love me back?” victor says glumly.
chris considers this. “you could charmspeak him into it.”
victor shoots him a dark look. “that’s not even funny.”

5. it turns out that yuuri doesn’t need to be talked into liking victor, he doesn’t even need to be convinced into loving victor, if he’s being completely honest.
but if he continues to be completely honest, he recognizes that there’s no way a child of love could accept feelings from a child of a death, and gods. why is victor making this so hard?
“let’s walk our dogs down to the beach together, yuuri!” victor calls from outside the hades cabin. yuuri glances at the shrine of bones and jewels, at the fiery green torches that light the walls, and finally at his hellhound vicchan, whose tail is wagging madly at his feet.
he declines the offer.

+1. victor, yuuri, and yuri are tasked to go on a quest together. their parents are fighting, and it’s never good for the universe when love, death, and war are at odds with each other. the prophecy starts,
‘two souls destined for war,
a lover’s quarrel that’s happened before…’

but victor is treating this like some sort of game, it looks like.
“you could have gotten seriously hurt,” yuuri says.
victor pouts. “that’s no way to thank me for saving you! wasn’t i great?” he winks. “besides, can’t you just bring me back from the dead or something?”
“you’re a moron,” yuri tells him. he glares, because it’s what he does, and his resemblance to the god of war is almost funny. “both of you are fucking morons.”

Now I got you in my space, I won’t let go of you… [x]

anonymous asked:

So when the fae take you to their world, what is it that they have you do? I'm assuming it varies from fae to fae, but is it mostly entertainment stuff for their amusement, like involving humiliation or degradation, because it seems to me that whoever comes back is never the same, and they always seem worse for wear. I hardly know anything about lore involving fae, so I'm just curious to know more.

There’s no single answer; people are stolen away for a wide variety of reasons. Some of the more common are love, admiration, retribution, and entertainment. Sometimes, you’re stolen because something is besotted with you; you can expect it will do virtually everything it can to please you except possibly let you go free. Revels, extravagant gifts, jewel-coloured feasts that you shouldn’t touch if you know what’s good for you, palaces woven from new leaves and first frost - essentially a golden cage created by something desperate for your affection and certain that enough gifts will win you over.

Sometimes, it’s because one of the court’s Gentry thinks you’d be an asset - you dance, or sing, or tell stories, or draw portraits, and they think your presence would win them favour. Expect to do a whole lot more dancing/singing/storytelling/drawing/etc before they grow tired of you.
(In both cases, if they turn their affection elsewhere, you may be downgraded to a servant of the court, or simply turned loose into the Elsewhere to find your own way home).

But there are also, like you suggested, more unpleasant reasons. One is because something has a personal vendetta against you, and can’t enact the perfectly crafted revenge they imagine within the strict confines of reality. Punishment in this case tends to be poetic, fitting (at least in the eyes of the punisher) the perceived crime. Since the goal here is more often for you to learn a lesson than to ruin your life, there’s usually an escape clause - a kiss, a key, a quest, a poem, the RA finding you at the end of the semester and dragging you home.

And lastly, cruelty for the sake of cruelty, or indifferent cruelty as a byproduct of some fae game - the Wild Hunt, for example. It’s not personal.

Fake Chats #135
  • Jimin: Jungkook, I swear, if you flick my head one more time, I'm gonna hurt you.
  • Jungkook: what are you gonna do?
  • Jimin: I'm gonna punch your face.
  • Jungkook: don't you think that's a little harsh?
  • Jimin: I'm gonna hit your face.
  • Jungkook: still a bit harsh.
  • Jimin: I'm gonna flick your forehead.
  • Jungkook: you probably can't reach my forehead.
  • Jimin: *kicks him in the shin*
  • Jungkook: ow!
  • Jimin: Kookie, sweetheart, I love you, and if you mention my height again, I am definitely going to punch you in the face.
  • Jungkook: no you're not.
  • Jimin: no, I'm not. But I will ignore you and make sure somebody else always sits beside me in the car and not let you sleep in my room and hide half your t-shirts and-
  • Jungkook: okay, I got it! I got it! You win. My shin really hurts.
  • Jimin: I'll kiss it better.
  • Jungkook: it's fine!
  • Jimin:
  • Jungkook: why do you look so smug?
  • Taehyung: *appearing out of nowhere as per usual* because you're whipped.
When you try so hard to keep a person in your life, I think it’s the perfect time to let go. I believe that love or friendship should not be so goddamn hard to keep; if they want you in their life they’ll do whatever it takes to keep you. If they don’t, then you’ll find yourself doing whatever it takes to keep them.
—  If someone was meant to be in your life, they’ll be there with a simple hello.
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Happy Birthday, Christine Baranski! (May 2nd, 1952)

“If I never do another movie, I will have had the privilege of working on one of the big Hollywood movies with top people, creating a world that can only be described as totally cinematic.”

Championship

Requested: can u do an imagine where you play college volleyball and it’s your big championship game and you get really nervous since it’s a huge game and shawn tells you he can’t make it but really he’s surprising you at the game?

Masterlist

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You’ve done everything you can possibly do to prepare for this game up to this point. You’ve worked insanely hard, along with the rest of your team, to have even been able to play in this upcoming game. It is the championship volleyball game for Division 1 volleyball. You play volleyball for your University, and you’re a sophomore this year. This is the first time your University’s team has made it to the championship game in a few years, so everyone on the team is extremely excited about it, and pretty much your entire school is excited about it as well.  You’re a starter, even though you’re only a sophomore. However, last year your team only made it to the quarterfinals so you haven’t experienced this much pressure in your college career yet.

You’re headed over to event center for the game in about twenty minutes, and the thought of how important this game is and how hard you’ve worked to get here is really getting to you, and stressing you out. You’ve been trying to stay calm and not let the stress overwhelm you, but you’re really starting to freak out. Picking up your phone, you do the only thing you can think to do in a moment like this: you call your boyfriend. He answers after only one ring. “Hello?”

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Cloud play-fighting with the bfs though They see him sort of like a harmless kitten, who bats his adorable little paws at you and is generally harmless. He likes to tap his hands against things when he’s bored, and if he’s close that can mean Angeal’s scruffy jaw and cheeks, Genesis’s shoulders, Zack’s arms and Sephiroth’s hips. Angeal scrunches his face up in a way that’s cute when that happens which just encourages the violence, really, so if he’s sitting on the couch Cloud will climb onto his lap and harass him a little. Genesis and Sephiroth tend to grab his wrists when he starts to gently whack at them - they get locked in a struggle where Cloud will growl in his throat and try not to laugh as he attempts to overpower them. Sometimes Genesis will switch both Cloud’s wrists to one hand and use the other to tickle him, the asshole - then Cloud will try to get him with his knees and feet and anything he can flail, really. Sephiroth always, /always/ uses kisses to distract him, making Cloud’s arms go from lax copies of what he learned in hand-to-hand to winding sweetly around Sephiroth’s neck, his cheeks turning pink. Zack, as the one primarily in charge of Cloud’s training, can get rough - they roll around on the floor and Cloud does his best to force the SOLDIER into submission. Zack lets him get close but always slips out of his hold, usually to turn the tables and make Cloud wriggle out of his own, usually with a murmured praise or two if he manages it (or even if he doesn’t). They indulge him and never hurt the infantryman (with a few small exceptions that led to Cures, apologies, shaken SOLDIERs, and lots of talking as a group). Cloud is occasionally too awkward or quiet to initiate intimate moments on his own so sometimes this is his way of getting close and getting those kisses he was after all along, and other times it’s just fun to make the four super SOLDIERs stay on their toes And eventually the day comes that Genesis does something stupid, and Cloud rolls his eyes, laughs, and hits him–and Genesis says “Ow!” and the four of them stare wide-eyed at their young man and realize soon he’s going to be a SOLDIER too.

Love Letters for the Signs
  • Aries:
  • do you remember that time that we went to the river and everyone was jumping off the edge of the bank and we argued for ten minutes about who was going to go first because you wanted to and i said that i did too well i was actually terrified but i wanted to go first and make sure it was safe for you because you mean everything to me
  • Taurus:
  • i forgot to eat today i forgot to eat today and yesterday and im sitting on my bed wondering why i can't remember to feed myself and i realised it's because you're not here and i miss you and i know that i should learn to take care of myself but im afraid that if i do you'll never need to come back so please come back before i starve
  • Gemini:
  • i used to hate the way that you made me yell down the stairs after i made a loud noise to let you know that i was okay and sometimes i'd yell as soon as I dropped the laptop/desk drawer/picture frame to beat you to the shouting bit but for the last thirty minutes I've been sporadically dropping all of my book down the stairs hoping you'll call up because i want to hear your voice
  • Cancer:
  • there's a sound that you make that i try to avoid at all costs because the first time that I heard it i froze i froze inside of it and i let it's beautiful anguish swaddle me until i was sure that i would drown inside you and that was okay but i swore that if i survived i would never make you sad and i survived so please love me back
  • leo:
  • i've never been able to understand the way that you look at me like you are going to swallow me whole between sips of your coffee so sometimes/always i try to remind you that i'm poisonous and i always try to remind you that i'm defective and you always kiss me hard in the middle of my forehead and i think that's why i'll never stop loving you
  • virgo:
  • let's make a bet that in ten years i'll still be sleeping next to you every night and if you win and i'm not sleeping next to you every night then you get to break into my tastefully large and likely extremely expensive house and curl up beside me because you know i still save the left side of the bed for you and if i win and i'm still sleeping next to you every night then we'll call it even because i already have everything i've ever wanted
  • Libra:
  • every time that you touch me i feel my skin go translucent under your finger tips and i remember what it is like to feel skin against my skin and i know that you can see right through me and i know that you know what I'm thinking but it doesn't really matter because i felt your skin against my skin and i know that nothing will feel real until you touch me again
  • Scorpio:
  • the last time that i saw you was in a dream and for some reason i thought that if i could talk to dream you then maybe dream you could give real you a message from me and i was just wondering if it worked and if it did then why haven't i heard from you so just in case it didn't work i told dream you to tell real you that i haven't forgotten us
  • Sagittarius:
  • have you ever wondered what would have happened if we had never met do you think that we would be okay like do you think that we would find happiness without each other because i was thinking about it and i think that i would still feel like something was missing even if i didn't know that it was my most important something
  • Capricorn:
  • So I'm sitting on the curb nursing another twisted knee and i realise that even though i know that you could leave me broken i will still follow you to the ends of the earth and through every stitched cut and relocated shoulder that would have never been dislocated if we had just stayed on the path like i had suggested i'll remember our first night when you taught me to nurse my wounds and fade old scars and it will be worth it
  • Aquarius:
  • sometimes i wish that i could burrow through your iris to the part of your skull where you feel all of the secrets and regrets slowly spilling into the stomach acid that you pretend you aren't choking on and i'm hoping that you'll find relief if i take some of the pressure but you have to let me in because i promise your demons don't scare me
  • Pisces:
  • you've always made the decisions when it comes to what we are going to eat or who's bed we're going to sleep in and i guess it's because i'm never really sure of anything and sometimes i'm afraid of what might happen if i make the wrong choice but with you i feel safe and i want you to know that even though i'm never really sure of anything i'm completely sure of this so maybe just trust me this time

anonymous asked:

"I have alcohol so I'm gonna go to the other line" says the 8th customer today. Okay. Not only am I old enough to drink it but I'm old enough to sell it which was why I called you over to my empty lane but you go right ahead and wait in that line with 3 people in front of you

I’d call that a win. Let a coworker take ‘em. Saves you the trouble. More time to daydream about clocking out and partying with some Netflix and chicken nuggets. But, yeah, I used to get crap like that. I got pregnant at 20 and people thought I was like 15 or 16 so I’d get these assholes that were like “oh it must be so hard to be a teenage mother. I hope you’ll finish high school at least”. I am old enough to vote and if I wasn’t growing a goddamn life in my belly I’d be drinking in a few months time. Lemme alone! Honestly, if they go to another line it is a blessing. I would have given my right tit to avoid people like that. -Abby

anonymous asked:

Peach you're the best! Can I just ask for some headcannons you've had floating in that good head of yours? Anything at all for bots of your choice?

Thank you!! ^^ These went all over the place but I haven’t had any place to put these until now, so hopefully they all still work! 

Tarn MTMTE

One of the cons most likely to do the Gomez Addams kiss up the arm move. ONLY in private when it’s appropriate of course, but he’ll lift his mask up enough to kiss you when he does. It takes a very long time for him to trust you enough to take his mask completely off in front of you, but when he does ooooh boy get ready for some Quality Kisses 

Airachnid TFP

She’s not the type to spoil her s/o, but she will absolutely steal acquire nice clothes and expensive jewelry for you if you’re the type who lives in sweatpants and pajamas. It’s her not-so-subtle way of getting you to dress as nice as you look (because you’re the most attractive human alive to her, she just wishes you wouldn’t wear sweatpants so much) 

Blurr RB

He tries to pull you away from work/school all the time, but usually desists if you seem dead set on it. But on days when you’re clearly overworked or stressed, he won’t even argue. He will straight up grab you and drive you away to someplace less stressful so he can help you wind down (Blurr, racing is not a wind down activity, Blurr nO-)

Jazz TFA

He is the master of romantic dates. Even when something goes wrong and it seems ruined he fixes it so smoothly. Movie night at base and the power goes out? Time to break out some candles and play some nice music (from a device that doesn’t need to be plugged in!). Planned an evening out but it starts raining? As long as there isn’t any thunder/lightning, why not go for a walk! The rain feels nice to him, grab a raincoat and go. It’s not that he never gets angry or disappointed, he just doesn’t see a reason in letting little things bother him. And besides, either way he’s getting to spend time with you so it’s still a win in his book 

How do you stand in front of the person that you love and tell them that you are the reason that they aren’t with the one they love?” I ask. “You don’t” is your simple reply. You pause, not daring to look at me and the air is thick with unsaid feelings, what-could-have-been’s and a million of the infinities that we never got to see. “If you really love them then you’ll let them be happy; even if that happiness lies in the arms of someone else.
—  Excerpt from the book I’ll never write #10 (Delilah D’Amore)

anonymous asked:

If you're down a would LOVE a little something with Adore winning AS3 (yes I know she's not on it LET ME DREAM) and Ru being like "so what are you gonna do with the money?" and Adore responds with "well I'm gonna spend it on the best fucking honeymoon EVER" and everyone's like ?!?!?! and she's like "oh yeah I forgot to mention I totally got married right before going on the show" *cue smug smirk* and Ru's all "OMG what??? anyone we know???" and BAM! cue Bianca.

I really hope I did this prompt justice. It was actually really fun to write! Enjoy ✨💕

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If you get in a relationship with this loser:
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>You'll get:</b> -A lot of forehead kisses<p/><b></b> -cuddling session with or without talking<p/><b></b> -neck kisses<p/><b></b> -hand holding<p/><b></b> -going out to have a dinner or something if you want<p/><b></b> -unexpected dates<p/><b></b> -unexpected presents<p/><b></b> -If we go out for shopping I will either hold your stuff or wait without complaining (you'll have to wait for me when I go to the music store or something you'll have to drag me out actually)<p/><b></b> -Tickles<p/><b></b> -Playful dates<p/><b></b> -some fights (Hey! Not everything is going to be happy and bright, I'll let you win time to time)<p/><b></b> -long car drives<p/><b></b> -watch a lot of movies with me and when I mean a lot is a lot (remember I told you that you'll have to drag me out of the store)<p/><b></b> -deep talks (ohhh boy be prepared for that)<p/><b></b> -Loyalty, friendship & protection<p/><b></b> -Messy handwriting (so you'll have to ask me a lot <<what's that? or What does it say?>><p/><b></b> -Dorky times<p/><b></b> -Weird questions, silly questions<p/><b></b> -I'll cook for you but I'll probably burn down your house down<p/><b></b> -Total silence (sorry sometimes I'm not into talking I'm not mad at you I'm probably just thinking or just observing)<p/><b></b> -Getting random facts about whatever in any moment<p/><b></b> -massages a lot of massage<p/><b></b> -Horror movies, musicals, comedy even documentary's all type of movies you are warned<p/><b></b> - bites (I like to bite a bit sorry)<p/><b></b> - You'll probably get photographed a lot by Me and ONLY ME sometimes you'll know sometimes you will not notice<p/><b>-A little bit of jealousy (Don't worry I'm not an asshole I'll tell you:</b> I'm a little bit jealous but whatever I trust us)<p/><b></b> -Stupid jokes<p/><b></b> -I'll help you out with stuffs you need even when you don't ask for help I will know don't worry<p/><b></b> -Long stares<p/></p><p/><b></b> -Hand kisses<p/></p>
Spelling Bee Songs, Summarized
  • The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: drink every time they say the title of the show- also why am I crying already
  • The Spelling Rules: you better pay attention bc this is some sick foreshadowing
  • My Favorite Moment of the Bee: ready, set... oh wait let's reminisce for a sec. ok GO
  • My Friend, The Dictionary: who needs friends when you have books amirite
  • The First Goodbye: the guest spellers are never as funny as the actual characters
  • Pandemonium: this is what I like to get down to at the club
  • I'm Not That Smart: beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure
  • The Second Goodbye: the guest spellers are never as funny reprise
  • Magic Foot: that vibrato tho
  • Pandemonium Reprise: hahaha get rekt Chip
  • My Favorite Moment of the Bee Reprise: schadenfreude, basically
  • Prayer of the Comfort Counselor: FINALLY we got rid of all of the guest spellers
  • My Unfortunate Erection/Chip's Lament: how many penis and/or boner jokes can we pack into 2 and a half minutes
  • Woe is Me: smol bb has so many problems- also why am I crying reprise
  • Spelling Montage: break it down now
  • I'm Not That Smart Reprise: beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure reprise- also why am I crying reprise reprise
  • I Speak Six Languages: holy crap this girl can do everything- also slay me bc I am not worthy
  • Jesus/Pandemonium Reprise: I didn't think this bee could get any crazier but I was wrong
  • The I Love You Song: this is when most people start crying but I've been crying since the opening number
  • Woe is Me Reprise: don't cry for me Putnam County- also why am I crying reprise reprise reprise
  • My Favorite Moment of the Bee Reprise: ready, set... oh wait let's reminisce for a sec. ok GO reprise
  • Second: wait no I didn't want that person to win... at least Olive's happy
  • Finale: so none of the ships got together??? is that what I'm hearing???????
  • The Last Goodbye: yes hello I would like a different ending please and thank you- also why am I crying reprise reprise reprise reprise