i'm so down for skull person

anonymous asked:

How would 2p allies react to an S/O who is slowly becoming their best friend. But when they ask the S/O who their crush is, they make up a random person and a huge back story to try and hide it that the yandere is their crush. So, the yandere stalks them home and after its night time they call their friend and squeal and blush and talk about the 2P. How would they react? - I'm giving myself a name I'm anon blu

Hello Blu! ^^

2p America:

-He was livid when you told him about your “crush”. He was going to hunt them down and beat their skull in. He followed you home like he always did, and settled in his usual spot. It was a nice evening, so you decided to open the window, which let him hear everything. When he saw you pull out your phone, he thought you were going to message your crush. Instead, you started talking about him! He’s excited, but forces himself to stay calm and quiet so you wouldn’t realize he was there. He confronts you the next day and tells you that he loves you.

2p Canada:

-Someone is going to die. Painfully. He’s pretty upset with himself for not noticing that someone had gotten close enough to you for you to develop a crush. He follows you home to kidnap you once you’ve fallen asleep, and overhears your conversation through the open window. He’s equal parts relieved and annoyed. Relieved that you actually do love him, and annoyed because you had lied about it. He won’t kidnap you(yet). He tells you how he feels the next day.

2p France:

-Well damn. He figured that you had eyes for someone else, but it still hurts. He seems pretty nonchalant, but he’s making plans about the best way to get rid of his rival and keep you. He actually stalks you himself for once, since he’s agitated and doesn’t want to let you out of sight. He’s surprised when he hears you talking to your friend, and actually smiles. Looks like he can hold off on the kidnapping bit. He doesn’t really tell you anything, he just kisses you the next day.

2p England:

-He’s heartbroken and furious. How could you love someone else when he’s been trying so hard to win your heart? He always follows you home, but this time he’s hoping to see your “crush”, just so he knows who to slaughter. He has to keep himself from jumping for joy when he hears you telling your friend that you love him. He throws himself at you the next day and covers your face with kisses, telling you how much he loves you in between.

2p Russia:

-Your crush is going to die. Russia is already deciding which torture methods would be the most painful. He’s also making plans to kidnap you. He follows you home so he can keep an eye on you while he plans, and is surprised when you tell your friend how you feel. He’s rather irritated at you for lying to him, but it’s better than having you hate him. He greets you the next day with a quick kiss and a short confession.

2p China:

-Nope, nope, this isn’t happening. He knows he’s not the best guy in the world, but did you really have to have a crush on someone else? He follows you home while debating on whether it’d be better to ruin their lives financially or sell them to human traffickers. He’s starting to lean towards the latter option when he overhears your conversation. Well, that solves a lot of problems. He’s a bit upset with you for not just telling him, since he thought he’d made it pretty obvious that he loves you, but whatever. He tells you that he knows everything, so won’t you show him how you really feel?

eggzumii  asked:

wait! heck, I want to know more about Princess Miranda. I haven't seen in depth information about her. I understand you're a busy person but I'm interested!

It’s difficult to develop two stories at the same time, so I haven’t had the time to sit down and plan out Charmless. However, Charmless is tied to a big past event in Skull-Kids!, that Princess Miranda played a part in. The whole point of Charmless is that it takes the original fairy tale set up, and switches it around making the princess…a complete psychopath among other things.

valuable news. || 12th of July, 2017.

( p e r s o n a l )

After receiving an unconditional offer for a master’s degree at one of the best European universities a few months ago (and accepting immediately), two days ago something just as exciting happened.

To pay more than half of my tuition fees, my future university department has granted me a bursary. That is money I’m receiving because they found me deserving, and money I never have to pay back. 

And of course, I accepted immediately. It’s not the full amount, but it takes worries off my shoulders and off those who support me leaving my home country for one of the largest cities on the continent. 

So in early September, I will board a plane with two suitcases that are honestly more expensive to pay for than the flight itself, hopefully adequate language skills, notebooks and pen to keep me sane in the chaos of moving, and a long playlist to somehow settle me down (I’m taking song suggestions, inbox is always open).

I don’t know what to say. It will be very different. New. Maybe a little terrifying. Who knows what could happen at that university (nobody), and who knows what I’ll find for and of myself in that city (not even the universe could know that and it’s been around for longer than any of us, so that’s exciting)?

Ah, damn, I just can’t wait. I can’t wait to lose myself to another place on earth and perfectly strange people and the words that’ll break down the door to my skull to be written down. 

The deep end can’t go down far enough for me. 

Heathers the musical - Sentence Starters
  • I believe I'm a good person.
  • This ain't no high school, this is the thunderdome.
  • I know life can be beautiful.
  • Things will get better as soon as I get my letter from Harvard, Duke, or Brown.
  • You're on jiffy pop detail.
  • You're a high school has bin waiting to happen.
  • They are solid Teflon.
  • Grow up, bulimia is so '87.
  • I crave a boon.
  • Shut up Heather!
  • If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves.
  • You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
  • Honey whatcha waiting for?
  • Welcome to my candy store.
  • Maybe sesame street is on.
  • Why, when you see guys fight, does it look so horrible but feel so right?
  • Could you face the crowd,?
  • Could you be seen with me and still act proud?
  • I would fight for you, if you would fight for me.
  • You can set my broken bones and I know CPR.
  • Woah, you can punch real good.
  • You've lasted longer than I though you would.
  • If some night you're free, wanna fight for me?
  • My dad keeps to suitcases packed in the den.
  • It seems every time I'm about to despair, there's a 7/11 right there.
  • Freeze your brain.
  • Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
  • I learned to cook pasta, learned to pay rent, learned the world doesn't owe you a cent.
  • When the voice in your head says you're better off dead, don't open a vein, just freeze your brain.
  • It's time for big fun.
  • So it's salt, then lime, then shot.
  • You need a jello shot!
  • The demon queen of high school has decreed it.
  • Monday 8 am I will be deleted.
  • 30 hours to live, how shall I spend them?
  • I could change my name and ride up to Seattle.
  • I'm a dead girl walking.
  • See I've decided I must ride you til I break you.
  • You're my last meal on death row.
  • I'm hot and pissed and on the pill.
  • So the world's unfair, keep it locked out there.
  • No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.
  • I learned to kiss boys with my tongue.
  • It weighed like a concrete prom queen crown.
  • No one sees the me inside of me.
  • Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply.
  • They couldn't see past my rock star mystique.
  • Maybe I can help the world by leaving.
  • She didn't mean to be a snatch.
  • I'm bigger than John Lennon.
  • She's the horse I never got for Christmas.
  • You've got a left hand, use it.
  • You make my balls so blue, they're hanging sadly.
  • They made you cry, but that will end tonight.
  • You're the only thing that's right about this broken world.
  • Our love is god.
  • Free pussy, and we don't even have to buy it a pizza.
  • We can start and finish wars.
  • We're what killed the dinosaurs.
  • They died because god said they must.
  • I worship you.
  • I'd trade my life for yours.
  • So lets go hunt some jocks.
  • What the fuck have you done?
  • I love my dead gay son.
  • We don't choose who lives or dies.
  • Lets me normal, see bad movies, sneak a beer, and watch tv.
  • Can't we be seventeen?
  • Don't stop looking in my eyes.
  • I wanna be with you tonight.
  • Yeah we're damaged, badly damaged but your love's too good to lose.
  • You're the one I choose.
  • Shine a light.
  • Let in sunlight and your pain will disappear.
  • In the sixties, love was free. That did not work out well for me.
  • Cold, clammy, and crowded. The people smell desperate.
  • Everyone's pushing, everyone's fighting.
  • If I say the wrong thing or wear the wrong outfit, they'll throw me over the sides.
  • Still, the weakest must go.
  • Stupid childproof caps!
  • You don't deserve to live.
  • You whine all night.
  • At naptime, once we shared a mat.
  • I watched him dream for nearly half an hour.
  • Then he woke up.
  • My kindergarten boyfriend and I...and a horse with wings.
  • Certain boys are just for kindergarten, certain girls are meant to be alone.
  • Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably.
  • Still, you've earned that red scrunchie.
  • I've experienced everything you're going through right now.
  • You don't know what my world looks like.
  • Sorry for coming in through the window, dreadful etiquette I know.
  • You chucked me out like I was trash, for that you should be dead.
  • One, two –– fuck it!
  • Please don't leave me alone.
  • You were all I could trust.
  • I wanted someone strong who could protect me.
  • I let his anger fester and infect me.
  • No one here deserves to die.
  • It's one more dance and then farewell.
  • This little thing? I'd hardly call it a bomb.
  • I wish your mom had been a little stronger.
  • I wish your dad were good.
  • I wish we'd met before they convinced you life was war.
  • I am damaged, far too damaged, but you're not beyond repair.
  • Please stand back now...little further.
  • Hope you miss me, wish you'd kissed me.
  • Say hi to God.
  • You look like hell.
  • War is over, brand new sheriff's come to town.
  • My date for the pep rally kind of blew...me off.
  • Are there any happy endings?
  • We can be seventeen.
  • If no one loves me now, someday someone will.
  • One day we'll change the world, but lets kick back tonight.
Story Time

SO Im with Hannah. and just now she reached down to get her computer cable off the ground. While she was down there she simultaneously bit the back of my leg. It surprised me, so I flailed about and accidentally elbowed her in the head with my lethally pointy elbow. hahahaha What a way to welcome someone back by trying to penetrate their skull with the sharpest part of your body. Welcome back Hannah.