i'm so done with her last name

Thoughts for the day

Me: Wow, I can’t believe Skam is ending in a couple of days. That must mean we’re going to tie up all the loose ends of the many storylines Julie created this season.

Skam: *introduces new relationship drama with Eva, Jonas, Emma, and PChris*

Me:

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kenzieroses  asked:

Hey... so I'm just a bit confused. Why is Caitlyn Jenner disliked among the trans community? I'm still trying to understand some of this so please do excuse me. I just want to know what she did wrong, or what she didn't do, or whatever happened. Thank you <3

Caitlyn Jenner doesn’t regret voting for Trump 

She doesn’t support marriage equality either (Also if you piss of Ellen, you’ve got to be an asshole)

Involved in a deadly car accident which (I maybe wrong but last I heard) was caused by her texting and driving

And there are a a million other generally homophobic and racist things she has done and said. Unfortunately, well being probably one of the only trans household names she is a walking pile of garbage. 

anonymous asked:

Oh melly it's like a war between the blinds. Just now blind gossip has a new one about them (which tbh sounds more plausible based on the liam we see at his promo). They continue hard with the dumb liam narrative. At least they are stable at this. Do you think those blinds are coming from Cheryl's team and the cdan ones from liam's? And again the wedding is not even negotiable. Not if but when it's going to happen.

Ohmygiddygod’s trousers, two blinds in one day for the Cherliam Blind Item  Saga (read CDaN’s from today here, and past blinds here:

I don’t think these blinds are coming from Cheryl at all - look at the tone of these blinds. Sure, they call Loammy dumb, but they’re painting him as the naive innocent Loam Lamb, Doing Everything For Love™ that Cheryl trapped like a tattooed spider. 

I’m naht going to remotely be surprised if an engagement ring is sported within the next couple of weeks, but look at Cheryl’s past track record - when her marriage to Ashley Cole ended, she went and cried on the couch of every media outlet that would have her and painted herself the victim. Her team also went about systematically trashing WhatsHisFace 2nd Husband With The Two Last Names. When all is said and done, wouldn’t you rather be the young & naive and So In Love™ Dude (and I guess dumb, as the blinds put it) rather then the inevitable Love Rat who left his baby mama? I know I would. 

anonymous asked:

Eva x mc please, your work is so amazing😊

Dearest anon! Thank you so much! 😊  Hero fanfics are still a new territory for me so bear with me please.

Uh, I assume this is for the kissing prompt ask correct? Since you didn’t give me a number, I’ll just choose one I haven’t done yet!  Still open to do more kissing prompts! (if anyone is interested). Hope you enjoy it anon!

2. Early Morning Kiss - A kiss that’s a wake up call, its barely even lips touching, more like they’re kissing your chin because they’re so tired in the early morning haze.

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You’re Different - Eva x M!MC

If Adrian had woken up a few minutes later, he would have missed the beautiful dark-haired woman entirely. 

He remembered most of last night; the rush they’d been in to strip each other, barely able to contain their moans when they were finally skin-against-skin. Her quick hands and all the scratches she left behind  because he knew they had more to do with her and less to with their tousle with crime a few hours prior.

Adrian smiled thinly to himself, savoring the last bits of the pieces coming together inside his head before a sound had jolted him from his sleep. The images disappeared as he sat upright in bed; wincing slightly until his eyes searched for her.

She was across the room, back turned towards his door while her hands hastily moved to get dressed. Her wiry muscles bunched together as she slipped into her tank from last night, and he watched those hips of hers sway as she wiggled into her jeans. 

She was in the middle of leaving.

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anonymous asked:

I don't know if I sent this ask already.. But anyways! Can I request a headcanon about Vanderwood with an MC who is a thirdparty contracted killer for his agency but she's actually on their hitlist and whenever she hears about it she just laughs because they only know her real last name but have no pictures to identify her? Sorry if this is really specific, I'm writing a fic of this and I'd just love to see your interpretation of it! I love your writing btw! I could read your stuff all day =3=

***Squeee~ Complimentssss

This concept sounds so interesting! Please dm me when it’s done with your vandy so I can read it~ I’ll even reblog it or share it with my followers here if you want. =D

Here comes my Vandy’s reaction to this. Can’t wait to see what yours is like!!!

Character breakdown: my version of Vanderwood as seen in my Vanderwood Backstory Fanfiction, slightly custom MC.***


  • The only reason he’s dating an agent is because she’s nothing like Green was. There’s also the added bonus that he’s not putting her in danger by being with her, unlike how he would be with a normal person.
  • There’s just one problem. The agency is out to get her.
  • She seems to think it’s a joke, since they really only know tiny pieces of information about her, but Vanderwood takes everything seriously, especially the agency. They have people like Seven working for them. The agency is not to be taken lightly.
  • This leads to more than a few arguments, to the point where he gets so angry at her for not protecting herself that he nearly fucks her. Not. Good. An almost relapse against the woman he loves most.
  • For a few days they don’t even talk, until he finally breaks down. In almost ten years, he hasn’t felt happy. Life has been a meaningless reaching for the end, just hoping to take as many scumbags down with him as possible, but now he has something to live for, and the world will burn if that gets taken away. God will burn.
  • He’s paranoid. Watching everyone and everything around her, walking almost too close, a hand on his weapon at all times.
  • Nearly flattens a guy just reaching for her to ask her a question. Good thing she’s an agent too and managed to catch him.
  • It ends up getting to the point where he can’t take the stress anymore, and they plan a counter attack. They’re going to have to take out ‘Boss.’
  • He won’t let Seven anywhere near it and does all of the hacking himself, even though it takes him twice as long.
  • She has to fight her way in to being allowed to come with him, but he ends up deciding she can go only because it’s her life hanging in the balance, and he does need a partner on this.
  • Cue dramatic mission which ends in sweet, sweet victory!


***Again, please dm me once yours is done! I’m sure there will be some similarities, but I do love to see those different interpretations of vandy everyone has so… ~Let’s Connect! FFC***


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I’m like really bitter that nobody ever seems to talk about Dean’s daughter Emma.

Especially Dean’s pov of the whole thing. I just reblogged a post on my personal that was basically like, Dean watched his daughter get shot and killed and never really got to deal with that.

And not to mention that it was his brother that killed her. His brother killed his daughter. Yeah, I know, she was sent to kill him (personally, I’m still fuzzy on whether or not I think she would have done it; that look on her face, that “Please don’t let him hurt me,” I can’t decide if it was sincere or amazing acting), but the way Dean acted at the end of the ep just killed me. I think part of him really considered her to be his. I really think that he would have loved to give her a chance.

And I think he would have given her the world. The fucking. World.

something more.

daiyui week
day one: links // partners

infatuation.

Before he is a friend, he’s a fixture on the other side of the gym.

“The boys’ team sure is rowdy when they practice, huh?” her captain grumbles, shooting a subtle, irritated look to the roughhousing taking place not too far from their net. Two boys have started a bout of wrestling over a game console while their teammates pick sides and cheer them on, and it makes it difficult to concentrate on practice. More than one girl scowls their way.

But he melts quietly into the background, focused on adjusting his kneepads rather than joining the fray. He nods gently when spoken to, speaks politely to his captain, and has one of the most eager smiles she’s seen when he’s placed on the court.

Sawamura Daichi, the boy she follows with her eyes.

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Operation SALE (707 x mc/reader)

summary: Operation SALE, also known as Operation See And Love Elly, is a mission to be carried out by Agents 606 and 707. 

rating: 10+ (no spoilers, and a smooch??)

notes: ahh. so this is a request from @worldofpyr about Seven and mc going to see Elly. This was actually kinda fun to write. The biting thing aside, all the things are things I’ve done to my cat, lol. Also, this is my first time writing a character other than Seven and Unknown so I hope I did okay. I hope Pyr and everyone else enjoys!

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@ofstarrynights // i’ve owed this for so long wtf me

HEY, EMILY, DID you know that rossi is one of the most common last names in all of italy?  wait for it, there’s always something else with quinn.  that means, that i could be related -  by adoption, at least,  - to, like, half the country and i wouldn’t know because dad never tells me anything!  and there it is. disguising her bitterness over whatever her father has done this time as a little fun fact for her godmother … that’s kind of a new one for her. even if the whole being angry at her father thing isn’t nearly as new.

messenger

(also here on Ao3)

It started when the General needed a secure way to get messages to her brother and Rey that couldn’t be intercepted through commlinks and Poe had suggested one of the squadron to deliver the messages.

Jessika had volunteered to be that person before Poe had even finished.

“This doesn’t have to do with the fact that you hero worshiped Luke right?” Poe teased after he broke up the meeting.

“I’m just doing my duty,” Jessika replied back, smiling far too sweetly and really that was the most of it. Getting a chance to meet Luke Skywalker was secondary. So would be getting to meet the new Jedi that she’s heard about.

“Don’t crash.” Poe told her.

“I’ll leave that to you instead.” She said, patting him on the arm and ignoring his indignant cry that it wasn’t his fault.

She instead focused on doing another check over of her ship to make sure everything was perfect and she wouldn’t be detected.

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Things Said In My Pre-Calculus Class Sentence Starters
  • "I didn't know saltwater was a liquid!"
  • "You can move in too, but you better keep your fun times at (his/her/their) house."
  • "Put a sock on the door, or something."
  • "When the wind's blowin', you can't be licking those luscious lips!"
  • "I just ate crunchy water!"
  • "You look BALD from this angle!"
  • "All I heard was something about a flower?"
  • "Goddamn it, I'm telling you you're as alluring as a flower! That's the last time I try to compliment you in (insert first language here)."
  • "That's such a white, suburban mom name."
  • "You're only wanting my attention so you can take my (insert item here)--like I won't fucking notice, you sneaky dick."
  • "Nope, I'm done. I'm DONE! I quit! It's not worth it anymore! I just want to bury my head in the concrete like on ostrich."
  • "I'm going to shove this calculator down my throat and consume the math."
  • "GOD, I HATE THE 'P' WORD!"
  • "You don't just shove the whole thing in there! This isn't Wreck-It Ralph!"
  • "No, it's only sex for you, it won't be if you refresh the page."
  • "If you see an elephant in the street and look at it, then look at your significant other, you still only have eyes for them! Not the elephant!"
  • "Bitch, did you just call me a fuckin' elephant?!"
  • "How long do puppies fetusize?"
  • "How do you get a point puppy? I've never had three-point-seven-five puppies."
  • "Lady in the streets, but a man in the sheets."
  • "Why do my fives keep looking like fives?!"
  • "Rule number three-- respect the box."
  • "Well, I thought I did it right, but then the outcome was.... weird. So I didn't do it."

anonymous asked:

*pssst how's that d/s zimbits fic coming along? super looking forward to it!*

it is done!!!!! (finally orz)

Whatever You Like (8934 words) by fragilehuge
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, (implied/background Ransom/March)
Characters: Eric Bittle, Jack Zimmermann, Justin “Ransom” Oluransi, March - Character, (dang i wish we knew her last name :///), other teammates exist as per usual but they’re the only other two with major speaking roles haha
Additional Tags: Under-negotiated Kink, D/s themes, Face-Fucking, First Time, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Summary:

Bitty even doesn’t think about it before he says, “Jack, go get me a soda.”

Jack freezes in front of the couch, knees slightly bent, halfway to sitting down. He straightens up slowly.

“What kind of soda do you want?” he asks.

Or, Jack likes to be told what to do.

4657) On a whim I came out to my sister last Friday. I didn't worry about her reaction in the week prior and I feel stupid not to have done this two years ago. She still loves me and said she was proud of me. On her own she asked me what my new name was and which pronouns to use on varied ocassions. Since coming out to her I've barely thought about being trans because I'm happier than ever to be so unique. Better yet, I'm her little sister now and I feel like her and I will only become closer. :)
31 August || Open

[Her parents (see: her mother) had decided that, the mourning period being sufficiently over, it was time for them to actually put a gentle push on Emma as far as the future was concerned –something they’d never once had to do before– and set her up on a string of dates just to ‘get her back out there’, as far as society was concerned. Never ones to screw her over on purpose, their intentions had been stellar…but that didn’t mean she wasn’t smack in the middle of one of the most ridiculously boring dates of her life, regardless of the fact that he’d clearly been chosen with her in mind (fairly impressive last name, heir to a bludger company, etc. etc..

Emma decided to handle it maturely…namely, by saying she was off to use the bathroom and then by walking confidently out of the kitchen-side back door of the restaurant–– where she promptly ran right into someone]

Right, like you’ve never done it.