i'm so bad at tagging sorry

Accent Tag
Colourfulnoodles
Accent Tag

I was tagged by @godsavemefrombts thank you so much babe <3

I’m sorry about my voice haha, also I hope the audio isn’t too quiet? Also, I said Taehyung really weirdly sorry, I still feel a little self-conscious about pronouncing their names well.

Anyway here are the questions:

1) name + username

**optional** 1.5) where in the world did you grow up?

2) whos your bias and why? any bias wreckers?

3) when did you become a fan?o

4) favorite album?

5) favorite song?

6) favorite vocalist?

7) favorite rapper?

8) favorite era?

9) favorite bangtan bomb?

THIS ONE. I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF THIS ONE.

10) rookie king vs. ahl vs. bon voyage?

11) have you ever seen them in person? any special memories?

12) tag your friends!

 So i’m going to tag: @kookscript  @mayalovescupcakes @icedtaee  @jiminelli @minyoongummysmile @ji-baek @sugabum090 @katesatterfield  @jimlingss @jeylovestoblog @hijoonie @ughtaehope and obviously you should only do this if you want to, there is absolultely no pressure, I always find this kind of thing scary haha.

F1-drivers described with photos

Lewis Hamilton

Valtteri Bottas

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Räikkönen

Daniel Ricciardo

Max Verstappen

Felipe Massa

Lance Stroll

Daniil Kvyat

Carlos Sainz Jr

Sergio Perez

Esteban Ocon

Romain Grosjean

Kevin Magnussen

Nico Hülkenberg 

Jolyon Palmer

Fernando Alonso 

Stoffel Vandoorne

Pascal Wehrlein

Marcus Ericsson

the further down the grid the sadder the drivers

[shows up to meme months late with starbucks]

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Happy Birthday @akaclairetemple!!! I love you and i’m sorry about the last cap

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laila attempts to come out as bi(sexual), but her mom hears bai.

Humans are Space Orcs

So I’ve been loving the “humans are weird” tag lately and I came up with one myself. Here goes…

Breathe in… Breathe out… The yoga soundtrack on Kenzie’s phone was interrupted by the nervous clicking of a member of the Ghrivak clan. Thnybux, a third-tier member of the clan, approached her on a swirling cloud, as was standard of the Ghrivaks.

“Human Kenzie,” said Thnybux, through the translator in her ear. “Human Kenzie, what are you doing? You will rip your flesh with those movements!”

Kenzie straightened from her yoga position and greeted Thnybux with the series of clicks common in the Ghrivak dialect. “This is called yoga. Humans actually need to move and stretch their bodies. It’s good for us.”

Thnybux regarded her with some confusion. “Do you know why the Ghrivak move only on clouds, Human Kenzie? It is because if we move our bodies too much, our bones will disintegrate from the forces of gravity on this planet. I do not understand this theory of movement. How exactly is it beneficial to your species?”

“Human muscles are connected to hard, quasi-living rods in our bodies called bones. These bones are created by specialized cells, and are both very lightweight and very strong. Our muscles are made of specialized cells, and when they are very minimally damaged, repair themselves so that they are stronger. If a human does not exercise, the muscles will die off, and the human will no longer be able to move.”

“Surely the force of these…muscles…on these living rods will shatter the rods?”

“No, our muscles are not that strong,” Kenzie laughed. “Our bones are much stronger than that. And humans break bones fairly frequently. It hurts but the bone just heals stronger. That’s kind of a theme in humans actually, when we get hurt we just heal stronger.” She returned to her yoga.

Thnybux hid xie’s fear from the human Kenzie, and took note of this new information. What kind of creature becomes stronger when it is hurt? Lesson number one: Do not anger the humans.

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You need to be more self aware. I’m surprised you think you can choose your own image. From the audience’s perspective, you’re just a piglet and a kitten.

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Someone on ig asked for a tutorial of how I do taako’s ears? I wasn’t sure if anyone else was interested but I got a lot more likes than I usually do, so I’m posting it here too!

anonymous asked:

Can you beliave that Isak and Even didn't get out of bed before half past 12 and were just lying next to each other too cosy to get up and just breath lazily and Even got on his elbows and all at once started kissing Isak's face with like hundert of kissies and Isak held his neck and laugh bc "Even what are you doing?Stop it." And Even kissed corner of his lips and looked in his eyes"You stop being so cute then I might stop" And Isak rolled his eyes bc Even you are such a sap and reached tokiss

OH GOD ANON. YES THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED.

even always showers isak with compliments bc he loves him so much and isak pretends to hate it but you know him, he’s melting inside

like just this morning they were awake, but like you said they obviously didn’t want to get up (they have been unpacking boxes for 4 days okay, give them a break) so they’re just laying in bed, on their sides, facing each other. they’re talking about their first impressions of each other because isak loves to hear about even noticing first (which is still. unbelievable to him) and even loves how it makes isak blush, so he asks “what did you think when you first saw me?”

“i don’t know. probably that you were hot or something” isak smiles and it feels so good to be able to compliment even so openly, because he deserves it and isak may be bad at many things but he will be good at making even happy if it’s the last thing he does. also he is hot, so. “what about you? what was your first thought when you saw me?”

even pretends to think about it for a while, scratching his chin and everything, just to see isak roll his eyes and giggle at him. finally, he looks back at isak “i thought you were the most beautiful person that i had ever seen”

and isak (through a very impressive blush) huffs and makes an annoyed noise “do you have to be such a sap all the time?” he tries to keep up the annoyed front but even’s smile is brighter than the sun and it is so fucking contagious

“you love it!” even starts peppering kisses all over isak’s face, on his neck and that tickles okay, that’s the only reason isak is giggling like an idiot right now

“i don’t, i hate it” that statement holds absolutely no weight when paired with the goofy lovey smile isak is sure he has on his face right now, but he honestly could not care less

to be fair, the look of even’s face is at least as ridiculous, but, isak has no doubt, a million times more beautiful. he doesn’t have a lot of time to admire it before even is leaning down and kissing his lips. it’s short and sweet and soft and god, isak is so fucking in love

when they part even whispers “i love you” really quietly, isak is still in awe of how soft even always is with him and he feels like such a doofus because he really cannot help the huge smile that’s taking over his face right now (if he tried, that is, which he isn’t), he can’t manage more than a whispered “i love you” back

he doesn’t really mind being a doofus for even, he thinks. in fact, he’s pretty sure there is no part of him he wouldn’t show even.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!🎊🎈🎆