i'm skipping around with this ok

A Concept

You go to see The Shape of Water in theaters. It’s spectacular. It’s awesome. It’s everything you imagined but better. Plenty of fish man camera shots to drool over. He’s adorable and kind. Eliza is a wonderful and fascinating character. She’s selfless and loving. You’re so glad she’s the central character. As you watch it, there’s nothing but unending love for the two of them and their unlikely romance in your aching heart. Your love for them only grows as the film plays. You can feel the warmth of their love radiating off onto you and into your soul.

The story is enchantingly dark and romantic. It’s a beautiful, touching story. It’s easily one of the best films you have ever seen. By the end of it, you swear someone must have started cutting onions in the theater.

You decide to stay to watch the credits, immobile by how breathtaking and gorgeous the film was, unready to leave behind such a wondrous film, reluctant to truly return to the bleak world we live in.

The credits roll and this song starts playing.

Your tears are gone. Your mood has changed. Your heart skips a beat. People around you are in awe, some paused in their motion to exit the room, others still in their seats unmovable like you.

A single, desolate thought is the only one able to form in your mind:

“What in the fuck?”

bananas-are-berries  asked:

am I the only one who was genuinely disgusted with the lice almost sex scene bc all I could think about how this isn't the Jughead Archie fans grew up with this show just did him so dirtyyy (I'm only sticking around for Cheryl tbh)

You’re not the only one bud, I skipped it, I closed the app ok my phone and did something else for a few minutes because I genuinely couldn’t watch. I grew up reading Archie comics from the grocery store and when I got older I started collecting old Archie comics I found from antique stores. Jughead has always been one of my favorite comic book characters and they really did a poor job of bringing him to the television screen

  • Person: You like her?
  • Chekov, with his arm around a girl: Yes.
  • -time skip-
  • Person: So you like him now?
  • Chekov, holding hands with a boy: Yes.
  • -time skip-
  • Person: And now you like them?
  • Chekov, arms linked with a gender ambiguous alien: Yes.
  • -Time skip-
  • Person: Ok I'm confused, do you like boys or girls?
  • Chekov: -frustrated- YES!

anonymous asked:

Ok. I am thoroughly confused bc I've been away. Skipping around to various blogs has not clued me in to whatever has happened, sorry if I'm clueless. Is it accurate that MM is invited to Pippa wedding and so what? What is all the discussion of MM being at the red carpet for s3 premier? FFS I'm going to start drinking way too early in the day. Help. Perhaps a Coles notes would help us late comers? Bless.

Lol! Anybody wandering into this fandom would be completely blindsided and would wonder if they’d mistakenly stepped into an alternate universe. Good times, good times. MM is NOT going to Pippa’s wedding, but I certainly thought so too for a second. There was an ask from another blogger going around but MM is referring to Prince Harry’s gf, Megan Markle (sp?). Almost gave me a heart attack for a sec, but @just-a-wretched-wumman summed it up perfectly!
As for S3 premiere, IDGAF. If she shows up it won’t change my feelings re:SC and their relationship, so she can prance her beachy duct-taped behind to her mousy heart’s content. I’ll be the one with the popcorn.

we had art therapy today and were allowed to do like anything as long as we focussed around thinking about our strengths so I just. basically wrote myself proof that I have good qualities and I almost cried sharing mine and hearing everyone else share theirs and it was just. a very important excercise for me today especially after last night and just the last year in general like as upset and pissed off as I’ve been over this whole ordeal I’ve still been trying to yknow examine my behavior and make decisive calls on where I need to be better to myself and other people because I keep hurting people without meaning too and it was. so important for me to get that chance to really prove to myself that I’m not Evil, that I have a lot of good in me even when I fuck up and that I can grow and be better and leave people with better memories in the future

Love Born On A Fourth Of July (A Riarkle Story)
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> I got this idea from a episode of Gilmore Girls. Riarkle, Maya, and Lucas are in their early twenties. This is part 1 of 4. I hope you like it.<p/><b>Location:</b> St Upid Town:<p/><b>Parking lot:</b> <p/><b></b> Riley and Maya are parking their car.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Riles, why do I let you drag me to these stupid events? Who's ever heard of a picnic basket auction?<p/><b>Riley:</b> (Cheerful) My Uncle Eric was the one to come up with the idea. I like it. It's fun not knowing who could buy your basket. Besides who doesn't love Sunshine, fresh air, and meeting new people?<p/><b>Maya:</b> (Annoyed) Have you met me? I hate all those things. I don't like talking to people, so why will I like eating with them?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Give it a chance. You know you can't say no to me.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Fine. I'll go with you but I'm not participating. I don't have a basket.<p/><b></b> Riley takes two picnic baskets out of the car.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Really?<p/><b>Riley:</b> It's time to meet new people. Who knows? Maybe we will find the love of our lives today.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (Sarcastic) Oh, yay. Fun.<p/><b></b> Riley drags Maya to the town square.<p/><b>Other side of the parking lot:</b> <p/><b></b> Farkle and Lucas are walking out of their car.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So, this is Stupid Town?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> I think it's pronounce St Upid Town.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I don't think it matters. Why am I here?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> You need to have fun once in a while instead of staying home all the time.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I have fun.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> When?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> There was that one time... (Thinking) And that time after that.... (Gives up) I got nothing.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Exactly. Today you're having fun. Maybe you'll meet a girl.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No girl has been interested in me before, why would they start now?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Farkle, you're too hard on yourself. You're a good looking guy with a lot to offer to that special girl. If I was a girl I would date you.<p/><b></b> Farkle looks at him weird.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Too much?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> A little bit.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Let's stop talking and have some fun.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Ok. Let's go.<p/><b></b> They start walking to the town square.<p/><b>Town Square:</b> <p/><b></b> Riley is putting name tags on hers and Maya's picnic baskets. She leaves them on the stage.<p/><b></b> Maya looks around the area. Riley skips to Maya.<p/><b>Maya:</b> You're way too happy today.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You're way too grouchy.<p/><b></b> Riley starts to skip again and bumps into Farkle and lands on him.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (Nervous) Um, hi. I guess I fell for you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (Nervous) Hi.<p/><b></b> They stare at each other intensely.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Hey, Riles, you might want to get off him.<p/><b></b> Riley doesn't respond.<p/><b></b> Maya kicks her gently. Riley stands up quickly and dusts off her clothes.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I'm up.<p/><b></b> Farkle gets up. They stare at each other again. Lucas waves his hands in front of Farkle's face.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> You're ok, buddy?<p/><b></b> Farkle is memorize for another second and snaps out of it.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> What? I'm ok.<p/><b></b> Riley reaches out her hand.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Hi! I'm Miley Flatshoes.<p/><b></b> Maya laughs. Farkle shakes Riley's hand. They both feel a spark. They let go quickly.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I'm Carpool Christmas.<p/><b></b> Lucas shakes his head.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (points to Riley) She's Riley Matthews and I'm Maya Hart.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (faces Maya) That's what I said.<p/><b>Maya:</b> No it wasn't, honey.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> He's Farkle Minkus and I'm Lucas Friar.<p/><b></b> Farkle is still staring at Riley. She blushes.<p/><b>Maya:</b> So what are you two doing in stupid town?<p/><b>Riley:</b> It's not call that.<p/><b>Maya:</b> They made your uncle the mayor. Trust me, the name fits.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> I brought him here to have some fun.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So what's happening now?<p/><b>Riley:</b> It's almost time for the picnic basket auction.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So, people bid on the baskets and then what?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Whoever wins the bid goes on a picnic date with the girl who brought the basket. Are you going to bid?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Did you bring a basket?<p/><b>Riley:</b> You will have to wait and see. (She winks at him and walks away. Maya follows.)<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (Turns to Lucas) We're staying here.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Why?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Because it's a beautiful day. Who doesn't love a beautiful day?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Are you sure that's the only thing that's beautiful?<p/><b>Maya:</b> (grinning) Riley Matthews, were you flirting?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't flirt. I'm a good girl.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Flirting isn't a bad thing. What was that wink I saw you give him?<p/><b>Riley:</b> (blushing) I had something in my eye.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Yeah. It's call love.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I just met him.<p/><b>Maya:</b> So if I ask him out, you wouldn't mind?<p/><b>Riley:</b> (trying to play it cool) Nope. You can ask him out.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Ok.<p/><b></b> Maya starts to walk towards them. Riley stops her.<p/><b>Riley:</b> No don't do that.<p/><b></b> Maya grins.<p/><b></b> Eric walks on stage.<p/><b>Eric:</b> Welcome to the third annual St Upid Picnic basket auction. All the donations will go to---<p/><b>Maya:</b> (screaming) Getting a new name for this stupid town.<p/><b>Eric:</b> No, Moesha. (Scratches his head) Now I forgot where the money goes. Oh well. Let's start the auction.<p/><b></b> Eric starts auctioning off 15 baskets. The next one is Riley's.<p/><b>Eric:</b> Next basket belongs to my niche, Riley Matthews.<p/><b></b> Riley and Farkle look at each other. She nods. Farkle smiles.<p/><b>Eric:</b> We'll start with a $100.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (raises his hand) 100.<p/><b>Eric:</b> Do we have 101?<p/><b></b> A man raises his hand.<p/><b>Man:</b> 101.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Oh no. Its Charlie Gardner.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (In a 50's voice) Cheese Soufflé.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Now's not the time.<p/><b></b> Farkle looks mad.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> 102.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> 103.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (gets angrier) $500.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> $501.<p/><b></b> This keeps going until-<p/><b>Farkle:</b> $5000.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> I'm done. (He walks away)<p/><b>Riley:</b> (Mouth hangs open) Did he spend that much money on my basket?<p/><b>Maya:</b> No, he spend that much money on you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I can't let him pay that.<p/><b></b> Farkle walks to the stage with a check and picks up the basket.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Isn't that your life savings?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I still have money with me, but it's not a lot. But I think she's worth it.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> You just met her.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I think I found that special girl.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> How do you know?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> ( Smiles at Riley) I just do.<p/><b></b> To be continued...<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

sub!hux who thinks he's Big Bad and Tough so obv he doesn't need aftercare (because only Softies need that kind of stuff), but one day, after a particularly intense scene and after ren has already left, he starts to drop. he's spiraling into this pit of despair and insecurity, trembling all over, trying not to make a sound. suddenly ren comes flying back into the room because he felt his shift in mood from halfway across the ship and he's so sorry he left but he's here now its ok shhhh

Hux had felt something wasn’t quite right, but still wanted to appear tough. So when Kylo started to ask if he wanted to stay (like he always does), Hux pushed him away and told him to leave.
After Kylo had gotten dressed and left, Hux went to his closet on shaky legs. After slipping into some briefs, he turned and saw his reflection in the mirror and lost it.
He’s not sure what set him off. His small frame, the bruises, the look in his eyes, but he was suddenly flooded with destructive thoughts.
weak-stupid-worthless-weak-failure-idiot-alone-weak-weak-weak
He dropped to the floor, covering his mouth, trying not to make a sound, trying not to sob.
Before he knew what was happening, Kylo was there wrapping him in his arms.
“Shh, it’s ok, I’m here, I’m here, I’m sorry I left. You’re the strongest person I know, Hux. I’m so impressed with you, so proud of you. You’re incredible.”
Hux gripped onto him for dear life, still trying desperately to stop shaking and not make noise. He opens his mouth and tries to speak, to tell him he doesn’t know what’s happening, but a sob comes out instead.
“Shh, it’s ok, it’s ok, I’m here, I’ve got you,” Kylo whispers. He hooks his arm under Hux’s legs and gently carries him to the bed. Kylo only releases him to quickly rid himself of his own clothes. Then he’s wrapped around him again, pulling Hux into his chest, rubbing his back and pressing kisses to his forehead. He continues whispering encouragements and praise. Hux eventually calms down, comforted by Kylo’s voice and presence.
“Thank you,” he whispers into his neck.
Kylo holds him tighter and presses another kiss to his head.
They don’t skip out on aftercare ever again.