i'm sick of your perfect body

Hetalia Countries in 2017 - Part 1
  • America: Is there anyway to put yourself up for adoption?
  • England: You're royal alright. A royal pain in the arse.
  • France: Let's all stop arguing about politics and discuss more important matters - for example, my ass looks perfect.
  • China: I hate everyone in this room. I came only for the food and the food here sucks - bye.
  • Russia: If anyone needs me, I will be on vacation...don't ask where I'm going.
  • Italy: I may look cute and innocent, but I'm actually thinking of the best way to dispose of your body.
  • Germany: I'm sick. Sick of all the bullshit.
  • Japan: *Humming Born to Make History quietly in the background*
  • Romano: *After being told to get out from under the table* I'M A SPY I'M INVISIBLE SO LEAVE ME ALONE AND MAKE DINNER!
  • Spain: *Resumes making dinner*
This is Akachou (PLEASE READ MY COMIC)
  • Pein: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO ARE YOU! YOU NEVER ANSWER MY TEXTS!
  • Hidan: PAY ATTENTION TO ME, OTHERWISE I'M GONNA BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!
  • Konan: Peace out Nerds, Don't Narc on me... *ditches out the window*
  • Kakuzu: My life was perfect until HE showed up and RUINED EVERYTHING
  • Itachi: ......... *sick of your shit Pein*
  • Zetsu: I HAVE MANY CONFLICTING EMOTIONS! ...Shut up you!
  • Tobi/Madara?: *acts like a child to avoid responsibilities*
  • Sasori: Art is eternal *dies*
  • Deidara: DANNA IS DEAD NEVER MENTION HIS NAME UN!
  • Kisame: *doing the Harlem Shake*