i'm shad ; ;

Date at Casino Park!!

(You can blame Shadow’s awed “Cool city” line for this entire thing lmao)

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aesthetic: happy (late) birthday @henryblue!!!

“Aphrodite.” Annabeth said.

“Venus?” Hazel asked in amazement.

“Mom,” Piper said with no enthusiasum. 

“Girls!” The goddess spread her arms like she wanted a group hug. 

The three demigods did not oblige. Hazel backed into a palmetto tree.

rip in pieces larmau and garmau, 6ft under and lost the race

but also

hello garrance, welcome to the big leagues

Originally posted by overlyglowing

Look at them…truly Edgy™

I got too lazy to line/color this so just have the sketch I’m sorry

me and my sister were discussing a tid show and somehow it turned into a reality show and so now may i present... the infernal shore
  • Will (to the camera): i'm just saying if those fucking ducks try anything with me, i'm gonna fuck their shit up
  • Sophie: *walks into the smush room* oh sorry, i didn't know anybody was- oh gOD WILL, TESSA WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
  • Jem: *jumps up on a table high as fuck and starts singing we can't stop*
  • Jessamine (drunk): like i don't even wanna be here. i-i'm not a shad-shadowhunter. i'm a fUCKING LADY *pukes*
  • Charlotte: *walks into smush room* oh sorry, i didn't know anybody was- oh gOD JEM, TESSA WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
  • Gideon (to the camera): i don't know why sophie is mad at me. i asked for all those scones for HER. bitch... i'd still fuck her though
  • Will & Gabriel: *start beating the shit out of each other*
  • Gabriel (to the camera): man, this new chick cecily... pretty fucking hot. wait, she's WHO'S sister?! ah shit... i'd still fuck her.
  • Cecily: *walks into smush room* oh sorry, i didn't know anybody was- oh gOD WILL, JEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
  • Henry (drunk): *sticks a bunch of drink umbrellas together* look, i made a thing! it's called the umbrella... uh... thing.
  • Tessa: *dances at club with will and jem* bitch, i love both of 'em! i ain't a slut! sAY IT TO MY FACE HOE
  • Charlotte: I can't drink! I'm pregnant! *smokes*
  • Cecily (to the camera): sometimes my brother is such a fucking tool. like, quit it with this "curse" and just go home
  • Magnus: *declares himself the party king and starts throwing glitter at people*
  • Sophie (to the camera): everyone always expects me to clean up after a party. like i don't have my own fucking life!
  • Magnus: *walks into smush room and sees will, jem, and tessa all there together* well, this is unexpected
  • Magnus: got room for a fourth?