i'm really interested in frozen now

  • Hook: So tell me, lad, what happens to Princess Leia and Captain Solo?
  • Emma: Seriously, Killian, will you stop, I told you that's not why I picked the name!
  • Hook: I said nothing of the sort! I've a fondness for stories about warrior princesses, is all. Does she get along with the captain, lad?
  • Henry: Not at first. They fight a lot. He keeps flirting with her, and then the Empire attacks and they escape on Han's ship. Which is when they start getting along.
  • Emma: No they don't, they constantly argue.
  • Henry: Yeah, but they also kiss.
  • Hook: Ah, now that's interesting, wouldn't you say, Swan?
  • Emma: No. No, it's really not. At all. I'm seeing no commonalities here whatsoever. Stop looking at me like that.
  • Hook: Hah! As you wish. What happens next, then?
  • Henry: Well, then Vader sets a trap for them, and they get caught. And Leia finally admits her feelings for Han, but then he gets frozen in carbonite.
  • Hook: That last part sounds rather unpleasant. I hope---
  • Leroy: TERRIBLE NEWS! There's a new villain in town and she's able to conjure up snow and ice and freeze things solid!
  • Emma: What.
  • Hook: ... bloody hell.