i'm really bad at jokes


they just remind me of Spongebob and Patrick, it suits pretty well

Ink by @comyet

Error by @loverofpiggies

(i guess idea might be a little inspired by @puffrisk (??))

anonymous asked:

can the mun draw themselves as a pony

I’m sorry for people who followed me in the beginning for my aesthetic and are now subjected to this Trashcan™ that is my blog.

I got called racist at school today because I said T/ rump would only benefit white rich straight men and the whole class agreed that I’m terrible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Moment Of Silence For All Those Who Aren't At Vidcon Right Now

I’m right here with you *starts sobbing* “We’re All In This Together-” *breaks down into tears*

Breaking News: I learned how to draw lips. Also Fluffy hair got 10x the poof and does she have another eye?? The answer may surprise you, More at unreasonable times to be up.

On the one hand: write a fic and stick with a POV gosh.

On the other: Nino-Adrien-Alya-Nino/Gabriel-Tom/Adrien-Mari-Adrien YOU GET A POV, YOU GET A POV, EVERY CHAPTER GETS A POV!

This is so out of control.  I’ve learned I’m Not Funny, and when a fic is amusing me this much I should be Very Worried, but at the same time…

 “Hey, Adrien!” Marinette called before he was completely down the steps. He paused and looked back, and she smiled at him.  “You know…you’re really funny.  Why don’t you tell us how to tell a joke?”

 “Mari, no!” Nino and Alya both cried, but Adrien seemed to honestly consider it.  A slow, Cheshire-like grin curled his lips before he looked back at Marinette like she had just given him an all-access pass to her bakery.

 “You know, I am pretty pun-ctual,” he said, snapping his fingers.  She groaned with Nino, even though Marinette was too blinded by her crush to do much more than giggle.  Of course she was going to find anything he said funny.  “That might actually work.  I really like that idea.  Thanks again, Marinette!”

 “Welcome,” she sighed dreamily as she waved him off.

 “What the hell, Marinette?” Nino groaned.  “His jokes are terrible!  You should have stuck with the fencing idea!”

 “Seriously, Mari,” she sighed, looping an arm around her shoulders.  “You may think he’s cute enough to be funny, but his puns!  He thinks he’s a regular Chat Noir, but in reality he’s just…bad.

My jokes are Chat-level bad and I don’t even care anymore.

I’ve wanted to draw Iris Wildthyme’s incarnations for a while, because it’s difficult to find references for her and I’ll need some if I ever want to draw her (I’d still really like to draw a few scenes from The Scarlet Empress).

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Hugh Dancy (or Will Graham) as Jack Skellington

aka The Pumpkin King  ☠  ♛

Will: Hannibal ran away again, and I need your help to find him. *he puts a piece of paper on the desk* It’s a letter… to his companion.

*Bedelia takes the letter, and then Will pulls back*

Will: Ah-ah! What are you doing?

Bedelia: You said… I thought…

Will: No, no, no, no, no!  It was delivered to me.

Bedelia: You?!

Will: Of course it was sent to me. What have you got to do with it? I’m his companion, his husband, his everything… You’re just…

Bedelia: I’m just what?

*Will stares at a couple walking down street*

Will: See that couple over there? You’re the puppy.