i'm procrastinating and i know it

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Take up a false identity and immerse yourself into the Bloodborne academia experience. But…try to get along.

Jack Zimmermann was accustomed to dealing with difficult situations; he was captain of the Samwell Men’s Hockey team after all, but this? This was never in the job description.

“Can I tell you a secret?” Bitty whispered into the side of Jack’s neck, breath hot and sweet against his skin. The kegster ended a while ago but Bitty was still feeling the effects. When he fell off the coffee table attempting to dance to All the Single Ladies, Jack swept in ready to piggyback him to bed.

“Alright,” Jack said, mouthing I got this in Lardo’s direction before heading to the stairs.

“I don’t wanna be a single lady anymore,” His voice faltered and Jack became acutely aware of Bitty’s thighs around his hips. “I want a person. Everybody else has got a person.”

“With moves like that I don’t think you’ll have to wait long,” Jack said, supressing a chuckle.

“Mmhmm,” Bitty mumbled, fighting a losing war against sleep. Jack pushed open the door to Bitty’s room with his foot and ducked inside.

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Nothing like giving your love a massage~

This is my Secret Valentine for @stellatiate! Much love!

Please do not repost

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everybody lives AU | AKATSUKI
• setting — the Last

Akatsuki becomes a mercenary group for hire, as they did in Road to Ninja. 
This is more appropriately named the “everybody comes back to life and somehow things work out AU”… but as promised, 10 Akatsuki members in the timeline of The Last! Designing is fun (esp the village flak jackets) (・∀・)

See more extensive character/AU details below the cut!:

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listen… i want to know what exactly sirius meant when he called regulus soft. the obvious answer is that he was easily manipulated by his parents, but like. soft also means emotional. was regulus arcturus black, who singlehandedly played the dark lord and left him a dramatic fuck you note, a brooding emo teenager? is this why no one saw his betrayal coming? i cherish the aloof characterization of regulus but tbh? i will die for regulus who’s an emotional mess, who’s underestimated bc he’s not hypermasculine and uses that to his advantage to get one over voldemort and go out with a spectacular bang

Until Death Do Us Part

Bones Headcanon

This ties in a little bit of canon, a little bit of stuff @mccoymostly mentioned in an answer to an Anon ask earlier, and a little bit of what’s bouncing around in Jules’ head right now.

Bones is an impeccable diagnostician.  He’s an amazing clinician.  He notices things.  His observational skills parallel - sometimes even surpass - his technological acumen.

He’s got the newest, state-of-the-art equipment at his fingertips so that when shit hits the fan, he’s ready and able to treat every patient as minimally invasively as possible, and in order to achieve the best possible outcome for them.

But.

He’s also old-fashioned.

Maybe it’s because he trusts his own hands more than the machines, or maybe it’s because he knows a little bit of touch goes a long way in reassuring his patients, but when time is not an issue, I feel like he falls back on a good, old fashioned physical exam.  Where Starfleet hasn’t mandated how things must be done or using what instruments or methods, he takes the liberty of using his best judgment to assess and treat his patients.  Where an old fashioned method would not extend convalescence any more than a modern method, he would favor that.

student stereotypes
  • the "general step-mom": very organised, does things ASAP, constantly reminds you of the work you need to do, loves to say i told you so when your stupid ass keeps on postponing said homework until it's almost too late, also checks in to make sure that you managed on time. quote: "have you started on the homework yet?"
  • the "head-in-the-clouds genius": never knows what the fuck is going on, doesn't come to most classes, always has to get reminded about homework and deadlines (repeatedly for the same thing as well), always manages to pass all the exams with pretty high grades in the end. quote: "homework?????? what homework?????"
  • the "duty-bound procrastinator": knows exactly what the fuck is going on, does nothing about the things that need to be done, always finds something else to do instead, feels anxious for postponing all of it, does everything the last second and says it's never going to happen again (a lie). quote: "fuck, homework. i'll, uh, start right after i finish with this movie marathon."

Agender Kayla Knowles

“She had a full quiver on her shoulder, and her short ginger hair was dyed with a shock of bright green, which seemed to defeat the point of wearing camoflauge.”

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hi guys!!! sorry it’s been awhile since u heard from me - i have been busy and stressed and just wrote this lil belated valentine’s themed daydream because ???????? 
anyways i am garbage for young lin so here i love you all lets hope this isn’t as trashy as i think it is i definitely didn’t write this procrastinating writing muse definitely not i am a better person than that

summary: isn’t valentine’s day SO lame? very lame. especially without a tall, dark & dorky teenage boy to cheer u up.
word count: 2100+
warnings: belated holiday spirit?????? unapologetic cheesiness??????

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he’s very proud of his expensive grandpa sweater (x)

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the raven ring: trips through the gangsey’s iphones → henry cheng

I know it’s over a month away but the 26th of June is the 20th anniversary of Philosopher’s Stone and I thought it might be fun to do a reread on here? Like we read a set amount each day and can all talk to each other about bits we forgot, our favourite parts and characters, that kind of stuff

Does that sound like something people would be interested in? And if so how should I organise it? A chapter a day? More? Idk let me know your thoughts guys I just thought it might be fun

Why the signs are still awake:
  • Aries: studying for that test in 2 weeks
  • Taurus: hungry... so hungry.
  • Gemini: too busy vibing out to music and having a crisis
  • Cancer: stalking bae
  • Leo: baking the goods
  • Virgo: they're not... they went to bed at like 9pm
  • Libra: texting the bae
  • Scorpio: reading... probably fifty shades of grey, or watching one tree hill
  • Sagittarius: procrastinating like a boss
  • Capricorn: netflix.
  • Aquarius: I'm already halfway through whatever I'm doing so there is no way I can stop now...
  • Pisces: "just cause they can be" - pshhh we know what that means...