i'm procrastinating and i know it

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After weeks of procrastination blood & sweat & tears & endless complaints, this doujinshi is finally finished!  \(*゚∀゚*)/ \(*゚∀゚*)/ \(*゚∀゚*)/

My ramblings thoughts are on the Afterword page. Hope people enjoy this simple story! [rest of the pages under cut]

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student stereotypes
  • the "general step-mom": very organised, does things ASAP, constantly reminds you of the work you need to do, loves to say i told you so when your stupid ass keeps on postponing said homework until it's almost too late, also checks in to make sure that you managed on time. quote: "have you started on the homework yet?"
  • the "head-in-the-clouds genius": never knows what the fuck is going on, doesn't come to most classes, always has to get reminded about homework and deadlines (repeatedly for the same thing as well), always manages to pass all the exams with pretty high grades in the end. quote: "homework?????? what homework?????"
  • the "duty-bound procrastinator": knows exactly what the fuck is going on, does nothing about the things that need to be done, always finds something else to do instead, feels anxious for postponing all of it, does everything the last second and says it's never going to happen again (a lie). quote: "fuck, homework. i'll, uh, start right after i finish with this movie marathon."

Nothing like giving your love a massage~

This is my Secret Valentine for @stellatiate! Much love!

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Take up a false identity and immerse yourself into the Bloodborne academia experience. But…try to get along.

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everybody lives AU | AKATSUKI
• setting — the Last

Akatsuki becomes a mercenary group for hire, as they did in Road to Ninja. 
This is more appropriately named the “everybody comes back to life and somehow things work out AU”… but as promised, 10 Akatsuki members in the timeline of The Last! Designing is fun (esp the village flak jackets) (・∀・)

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the raven ring: trips through the gangsey’s iphones → henry cheng

Sweethearts

hi guys!!! sorry it’s been awhile since u heard from me - i have been busy and stressed and just wrote this lil belated valentine’s themed daydream because ???????? 
anyways i am garbage for young lin so here i love you all lets hope this isn’t as trashy as i think it is i definitely didn’t write this procrastinating writing muse definitely not i am a better person than that

summary: isn’t valentine’s day SO lame? very lame. especially without a tall, dark & dorky teenage boy to cheer u up.
word count: 2100+
warnings: belated holiday spirit?????? unapologetic cheesiness??????

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If search engines were Supernatural fans...

Bing:

Conclusion: Bing is kinky as fuck but also deep as fuck, confused about the brothers’ nicknames, has a love/hate relationship with Sam and really wants to know WHY, and thinks Dean is the Hulk.


Yahoo: 

Conclusion: Yahoo is a Sam!girl, is pretty sure about Dean’s orientation, has plenty of crossover headcanons, and ships Wincest.


Google:

Conclusion: Google prefers Dean but doesn’t know quite what to make of his sexuality. However, Google is certain that Sam is gay—while at the same time being entirely unable to pin down his species.

afterwards, you stretch empty fingers
into dream-space, wishing
for your own adventure. you pray
 
your hand closes around a dragon egg,
a jewelled sword-hilt,
a bloodstained rose, a crown.
 
you keep your eyes on your shadow,
keep your eyes open
as night’s breathing slows, waiting.
 
the air smells like snow, sharp and clean;
you exhale hard, picturing smoke-clouds,
picturing flames. patience remains
 
fleet-footed as a nymph, her laugh
as mocking. renown lives in distant mountains
past realms unknown, but here,
 
beauty grabs your wrist as you pass,
a bright-eyed temptress draped
in frozen pine needles.
 
afterwards, you build your own story.
you name your favourite pen,
compare word counts like a kill count, argue
 
the merits of quality over quantity. palms
dripping dream-dust, you shape your own world,
your own adventure, chase magnificence
 
at the speed of thought — you know it is yours,
surely as the long-lost heirs of faraway lands
believe in a waiting throne.
—  glorification, for @mirrorsandwindowsabstractedfocus

I tried ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ  and I know they’ll be great moms~

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why is it so funny, Jongup?…

Last post for the night I swear. But if you’re reading a fic where:

If McCree called Hanzo “Muffin” instead of “Darlin’”, would it be a McMuffin?

If Hanzo ran away from a fight, would it be a McChicken?

If it’s a coffee shop AU, is it a McCafe?

If you find an overlooked fic gem, is it a McNugget?

If Hanzo and McCree time travel to see their younger selves, is it a McDouble?

If you’re reading a restaurant AU, is it a McGriddle?

And Finally:

If McCree’s dick is featured, is it a Big Mac?

So after Louis’ tweet about Devlin, people pointed out that Harry followed them. Some said he followed after Louis’ tweet, which was debunked…but then everyone just seemed to settle on the follow being a couple weeks ago?

Which…people track these things now, and whenever the guys follow someone, it gets posted on social media…so people would know if it was recent-ish.

I’m procrastinating doing something else, so I decided to look into it.

Spoiler alert: Harry has followed Devlin for…years.

I can’t narrow it down to an exact date, but I was able to narrow it down looking for tweets indicating Harry had followed a famous account.

There’s a tweet from June 23, 2011 saying that Harry followed Rosso’s. Harry followed Rosso’s 10 people before following Devlin. 

 There’s a tweet from May 8, 2012 indicating that Harry was following Greg James. It’s not clear whether Harry had just followed him or not. Harry followed Devlin approximately 90 people before following Greg James.

Pretty wide gap there, but…

I couldn’t find any tweets for when Harry followed Coldplay, but on August 1, 2011 there’s a few tweets with #coldplayfollowharrystyles, so shall we assume that Harry was following Coldplay before that? Harry followed Devlin before Coldplay.

So it feels like a safe bet that sometime in 2011 between June 23rd and August 1st, Harry followed Devlin.

(I’m laughing/cringing at good ‘ole Rusty being in this screenshot…heh…)

“I don’t know. They grow like trees, tall and over towering. And you’d think they were ridiculous, because the are only flowers. You’d think that they would look strange, trying to be something they are not. But they don’t, no one ever thinks that of them. Their stalks are sturdy and confident and they reach for the sun without shame, They are beautiful. You can’t help but feel happy just looking at them” 
-I can’t make you love me by @moonfox22 <3