i'm probably gonna be murdered for this

  • harry: i'm sorry ginny...i've got to go and hunt horcruxes to stop voldemort...i have to break up with you because you'll be in danger too...
  • ginny: i mean, first off, dude's probably gonna take over hogwarts so technically i'll be in less danger if i go on your little soul-searching bff camping trip
  • ginny: second of all, i don't think voldy's gonna give a shit if we're dating or not when he murders me for being a 'blood traitor' or whatever bullshit reason
  • ginny: and thirdly, i am better at magic than you and ron combined so like, move over scrub, me and hermione are gonna be killing us some dark lord

okay i posted this and now i can’t stop thinking about what blogs the different silm characters would run so y’all are gonna suffer with me

  • eru iluvitar is tumblr staff because he created everything but does absolutely nothing to maintain it and every time there’s drama he’s just like *opens one eye* “what are the kids up to these days?     ah. murder again.” *closes the eye*
  • eöl probably has one of those blogs that’s like “i’m everything tumblr hates. feminists and SJWS beware, you’re in for a scare”
  • yavanna has a nature blog. lots of cute pictures of animals and trees, sometimes selfies. v classy, stays out of the drama but has Opinions
  • fingon: mostly music, occasionally gay porn
  • maedhros: sends supportive asks to fingon on anon and then pretends it wasn’t him. questionable political views. has a separate, private blog on which he also posts gay porn (and cryptic, emotional vent posts)
  • fëanor: tumblr famous. always involved in some kind of drama. 90% of all the Discourse™ can be traced back to him
  • sauron reposts everything, never gives credit, and self-promotes on literally every single post (”follow this evil overlord! you will love him on your dash”). everyone hates his blog and maedhros keeps trying to report him but he always comes back somehow
  • turin has a monochrome blog with gifs from old french films and depressing quotes on black backgrounds. he only has 2 followers and one of them is beleg (although he later blocks beleg after they have a fight and the two of them never speak to each other again)
  • galadriel has a social justice blog and constantly calls everyone out on their bullshit. her selfies get like a million notes because she’s gorgeous and kinda looks like she could kill you with her brain
  • maeglin: ominous shitposting
  • melkor: “welcome to my twisted mind”
4

Ewan “I am supposed to be an actor and be able to lie but I can’t because I’m too excited about Star Wars and my Obi-Wan Kenobi movie” McGregor

Hiimdaisy Persona 4 Sentence Starters
  • "You sayin' I like dudes?!"
  • "Who wants to talk about MURDERS?!"
  • "Suprise me?"
  • "TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNN!!!"
  • "Aww mannnn I love dead bodies"
  • "I HAVE TO PEEEEEE!!!"
  • "I'M GONNA PEE RIGHT HERE!!"
  • "The perp is probably in Inaba"
  • "ACE DETECTIVE!!!"
  • "Guess who's wearing her KITTY PANTIES!"
  • "I dunno,I don't speak SKANKY WHORE"
  • "You know what I like?Balls"
  • "I LOOOOVE THEM BALLS."
  • "I CAN'T STOP MAN THESE BALLS ARE ON FIRE!!!"
  • "Fsteak?"
  • "GET BENT,GET BENT,GET BENT!!!"
  • "Everyone's the killer and I'm a super Mario"
  • "I grew a body by doing sit-ups"
  • What I say: I'm fine.
  • What I mean: JUGHEAD IS HOMELESS AND HIS DAD ACTIVELY PARTICIPATED IN THE EVENTS THAT LED TO HIM BEING HOMELESS. KARA AND MON EL ALMOST FUCKING KISSED AND THEN THAT WEIRDO SHOWED UP AND IS PROBABLY GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING. YOON BUM JUST MURDERED A GIRL AND HE FEELS NOTHING. QUENTIN HAS ABANDONED FILLORY AND ELLIOT IS FEELING ABANDONED AND UNDER PRESSURE TO RULE BY HIMSELF. CASTIEL ALMOST DIED AND TOLD THE WINCHESTERS THEY WERE FAMILY AND THAT HE LOVED THEM. SHERLOCK ENDED ON A WEIRD NOTE. SPENCER REID IS IN JAIL FOR A MURDER HE DID NOT COMMIT. JUGHEAD AND BETTY FUCKING KISSED AND IM NOT OKAY WITH THAT. FRED WEASLEY OS STILL DEAD, AND I JUST REWATCHED AVATAR AND LEGEND OF KORRA AND REREAD THE COMICS FOR A THIRD TIME AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHO ZUKOS WIFE IS. I AM BEYOND NOT FINE.

anonymous asked:

i'm pretty sure 'disc of riches' is just a play on/shitty pun of 'wheel of fortune'. i can totally see wilford making that joke and dark absolutely fucking hating him for it tbh. what's bubblegum bitch up to? i don't know, and i'm really behind on mark's videos, so i probably won't watch it for a while.

i’m sure as well! i have that feel it’s gonna be a game show. which’ll be interesting!!!

like wilford’s so unpredictable like he’s a reporter, some sort of time/reality manipulator, a pink psycho murder bean, and now a possible game show host??? is there anything this man can’t do???? (he apparently can’t die, that’s for sure lmao)

Angels As Things I’ve Said Or Done
  • Soo... Basically, this is some of the angels as things I've (Nyla) said or done to/with my best friend XD
  • Michael: You're lying, aren't you? You're lying. Or am I lying and I don't realize it? STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE DAMNIT.
  • Gabriel: Give me the damn sugar, and we won't have issues... Well, less issues than we have now.
  • Samandriel: I'm so fucking confused...I'm gonna go hide in your closet now...
  • Metatron: THE JOB OF A WRITER IS TO MAKE THE READERS CRY OKAY?!?
  • Gadreel: Do I even want to know what you're thinking right now? Yes, yes I do, so tell me. TELL. ME.
  • Lucifer: Would it be awkward if I dated your brother? No, I'm serious, he could be cute and we could be soulmates...or maybe I'm actually a murderer and he's my next victim...DID YOU HEAR THAT BFF’S BROTHER?!
  • Naomi: This isn't a good idea. Yes, I know we'll probably be caught and punished. This is why we're up to mischief, is it not?
  • Castiel: What... Did you say what I think you said? Because if you said what I thought you thought I thought you said we’re in so much trouble. Also, don't even think about asking me to repeat that.
  • Balthazar: Honey, I'm in this for the money. Nah, I'm just in it to see your face when you lose.
  • Anna: Hey, are you awake? Yes, I know it's 3am. Yes, I know it's an ungodly hour, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to sleep now.
  • Hannah: Hey, do you ever wonder if all these dolls in your room are actually alive and watching you when you sleep? Well...because...SHIT DID THAT ONE MOVE?!? RUN
  • BONUS STUFF:
  • *pterodactyl noises* *possessed muttering* *pauses* YO BFF'S BRO HI
  • “FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, FUCK THE WORLD. NO, SHUT YOUR DIRTY MIND UP RIGHT NOW EEWWWW—— actually, what were you thinking?”
3

“You’re inviting me in just like that?” Reborn resists the urge to blanch, out of fear for his own reputation. Then he remembers that Tsunayoshi is probably blind. “What are you, a lemming?”

“Only if you’re actually planning to kill me.” Tsunayoshi looks up at him, and for a moment, Reborn wishes he wasn’t blind. “You’re not, right?”

Because Reborn doesn’t know how to put into words just how much he would never think about killing Tsunayoshi. Not now. Not ever. Not unless there was no other choice, no other way, nothing else they could do. Not unless there was no other way to save him.

(But, Reborn is quite selfish and arrogant in that sense. He thinks he is the way to save him. That this is the way to salvation. This path. This choice.)

“No,” he says, and hopes his voice doesn’t sound as choked as it feels. “I’m not.”

- nip thy affections (in the bloome); ch2

that one au where reborn is groundhogging his way through multiple lives/cycles and suddenly there is a 30yo gardener tsuna inviting him in bc apparently the other arcobaleno won’t stop talking about reborn

the hand rake has probably been a murder weapon at some point.

stephen sondheim shows ranked by the amount of pain and suffering they contain
  • West Side Story: couple murders, someone is almost raped. pretty devastating but too choreographed for me to actually feel for them (4/10)
  • Gypsy: children of divorce, overbearing mother, forced child labor, aging strippers. supreme emotional breakdown that's invalidated by forgiveess (3/10)
  • A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum: a sex farce about prostitution that contains no sad back stories about sex workers. SAD! (0/10)
  • Anyone Can Whistle: it made steve cry probably after closing (5/10)
  • Company: loneliness, alcoholism, spousal abuse, marijuana, homosexuality. now we're getting somewhere (7/10)
  • Follies: infidelity, aging, loss, alcoholism, unrequited love, mental illness, psychotic breaks with reality, insincere personas, more alcoholism, delusion. (10/10)
  • A Little Night Music: yet another sex comedy but this one's got teeth. a lady with two lovers. those lovers with wives who know what's up. that lady's elderly mother could still turn a trick if she still wanted to. there hasn't been a emotionally devastating production yet (but i give it 6/10 alone for "Every Day a Little Death") but let me stage my AIDS/Ronald Reagan-inspired version of ALNM and we can get this up to at least a 8/10.
  • Pacific Overtures: If we ignore the Native American genocide (which we will because only slavery is more American®), then we have here the baby stages of American imperialism (8/10)
  • Sweeney Todd: equated cannibalism with capitalism before it was popular (11/10)
  • Merrily We Roll Along: IODINE GETS THROWN INTO GUSSIE'S EYES. everything else is weak by comparison (9/10)
  • Sunday in the Park with George: le pain de l'artiste (8/10)
  • Into the Woods: act ii makes up for the lack of pain and suffering in act i (7/10)
  • Passion: "sickness is normal to me as health is to you" aww sweetie i feel your pain (10/10)

Sorry I didn’t post yesterday. I was doing a bake sale to help raise funds for the American Cancer Society. Anyway, here’s something I doodled when I was mad at democracy in general. Democracy is broken and all that. I don’t really know why I drew it.

which nations to hug
  • italy: he loves hugs and his day will be brightened if you hug him. also why wouldn't you want to hug him though like this is italy we're talking about. hug italy.
  • germany: he'd be really awkward and uncomfortable at first but he'd definitely hug back, at least out of politeness. hug germany.
  • japan: he doesn't really like physical contact in general. he'll probably blush bright red and try and shuffle away. if you like that kind of stuff then sure go for it. maybe hug japan.
  • america: he'll be really excited if you hug him, kind of like italy. you may be raised in the air at one point. hug america.
  • england: he is against hugs in general unless they are from very specific people. he will fight you because there is a really really high chance that you are not one of the specific people. do not hug england.
  • france: he will most likely interpret you hugging him as a signal that you are also okay with being kissed on the cheek. maybe hug france.
  • russia: he's a cinnamon roll???? sure he might accidentally crush you with the force of his teddy bear hug but it would be an accident???? hug russia.
  • china: if he's in a good mood, he'll hug back and be a lil fluffle. he's usually in a good mood. it's a good idea. hug china.
  • canada: why wouldn't you want to hug canada though seriously. he's precious and pure and will probably make a cute little squeaky sound because you will have caught him off guard and then he'll hug back and be adorable. hug canada.
  • prussia: he'll grumble about it but hug you back and be internally screaming that someone hugged him and jumping up and down in joy but externally he will seem a bit annoyed. hug prussia.
  • romano: he might try and murder you. he does not want to be hugged. not even by spain. maybe by spain. do not hug romano.
  • spain: omf yes. he's so cute just hug him already. i know you want to. do it. do it now. hug spain.
  • netherlands: he will be annoyed kinda a bit and he won't hug back so it's not really worth it. do not hug netherlands.
  • belgium: she'll probably offer you a free waffle just for hugging her because she's a cutie and she needs more hugs and appreciation and things. hug belgium.
  • finland: i'm not even gonna bother explaining why you should hug him. you should know this already. oh my god. hug finland.
  • sweden: he'll just stand there and wait for you to finish hugging him and it'll be awkward and stressful and any little conversation you might have been having will be gone. do not hug sweden.
  • denmark: he could probably break your bones with the force of his hugs but it'll be fun i swear. hug denmark.
  • norway: before you go running off and hugging him, please ask yourself whether you want to be cursed and haunted by like 500 spirits and stuff. the answer is no. do not hug norway.
  • iceland: he hates hugs. he will hate you. he will burn you in the flames of hell. however, his expression when you hug him is totally worth it. hug iceland.
  • hungary: yes. she will love you forever. well maybe not but she will at least appreciate that you hugged her. hug hungary.
  • austria: he will be so terrified. he might even start screaming. if you have a camera or your phone it's well worth hugging him. but your ears will probably start bleeding from the high pitched screeching austria. if you're okay with that then sure. maybe hug austria.
  • latvia: tiny tiny precious cinnamon roll. hug latvia.
  • lithuania: he likes hugs, but don't hug him too tight or he may take it as a sign that you are trying to attack him and he will fight you and you will lose and it's a bad idea to do that. maybe hug lithuania.
  • estonia: uhh no there's a 99% chance he will kidnap you and start a tumblr about your reactions to questions and it'll be pretty popular but nobody will be able to tell that you've been kidnapped and you're not running the blog yourself and you'll spend the rest of your life in captivity unless latvia or lithuania find out which they most likely won't. it's not a smart idea. do not hug estonia.
  • poland: free nail painting with every hug. seriously he will do that. you will become one of his best friends. sunshine and rainbows. ponies. lots of ponies. hug poland.
  • greece: he likes cats. he'll probably like hugs too. he's precious and pure. pet greece's head. high five greece. hug greece.
  • turkey: yeah ok but if you hug him he'll assume you will never hug greece ever and of course you're gonna hug greece because he's very smol and fluffly and if he sees you hugging greece he will feel betrayed and stuff. do not hug turkey.
  • switzerland: he'll fight you. he really will. screw neutrality. he'll fight you. do not hug switzerland.
  • liechtenstein: of course????? she's like the cutest out of all the characters that are cinnamon rolls. and that includes latvia. hugs are very necessary. hug liechtenstein.
  • belarus: she will also fight you. but she'll probably take a selfie with you halfway through and send it to russia so you might be able to escape and live to tell the tale. maybe hug belarus.
  • ukraine: boob hugs, bruh. do it. hug ukraine.
  • monaco: sure!! she's fabulous and you might even get invited to her house which is pretty cool when france isn't around. hug monaco.
  • seychelles: ok she's not really used to hugs except from france which she tries to avoid. but if you aren't france then it should go well. hug seychelles.
  • luxembourg: sparkly cinnamon roll who loves hugs. what reason is there not to hug him. hug luxembourg.
  • czech republic: she's a literal ray of sunshine and happiness and hope. unless you hug her. hugs are not her thing. do not hug czech.
  • slovakia: ahh he'll be so awkward and cute and shy oh my god it should be a law to hug him all the time yes. hug slovakia.
  • bulgaria: have you seen his face. that cute, pokable, fluffly face. totally do it. hug bulgaria.

I know everyone is busy talking about how bad episode 5′s animation looked and how it shows the state of Japan’s animation industry needs to change cause poor working conditions and time restraints are hurting the art- but can I just take a moment to say that episode 6 of Dragonball Super was full of some of the best nerdy awkward Vegeta moments, and brought back kid Vegeta’s bangs! I loved it, okay. So here’s some rough sketchy screenshot redraws I did as a drawing warm up this morning.

8

I’m so much happier now that I’m dead. Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lazy lying shitting oblivious husband will go to prison for my murder. Nick Dunne took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder. Let the punishment fit the crime.