Day 1 - Favourite Crew Member: Arnold Judas Rimmer BSC, SSC
“What am I supposed to say? ‘Fear not, I’m the bloke who used to clean the gunk out of the chicken soup machines! Actually, we know sod all about space travel - but if you’ve got a blocked nozzle, we’re your lads!’”
I know this magazine is going to really grow — and soon you won’t be able to write it all yourself, you’ll be looking round for another writer… And there’ll be one right here in this office. Won’t there?