i'm pretty sure they wanna do that

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So instead of doing anything else, I got obsessed with the Howls Moving Castle AU.  

  • *in the future*
  • jisung, the oldest: mom why do most of us have korean names
  • sungwoon, 2nd oldest: why do you want me to find a guy named noh taehyun
  • minhyun, 3rd oldest: why do you always tell me i'll reunite with minki, aron, dongho, and jonghyun
  • seongwoo, 4th oldest: what is a slate
  • daniel, 5th oldest: why do you always get me a kitten for my birthday *surrounded by 13 kittens*
  • Jaehwan, middle child: stop calling me a vocal legend mom i like to rap
  • Jihoon, 5th youngest: why are you calling me winkboy and saying jeojjang or gugugaga whenever i pass you
  • Woojin, 4th youngest: why do i have an eyepatch on
  • Jinyoung, 3rd youngest: stop calling me and jihoon winkdeep
  • Daehwi, 2nd youngest: why are you trying to get me to befriend someone named somi
  • Guanlin, youngest: i'm not a swaggy rapper, i'm a vocal legend. why do i have a pet chick named seonho
  • me: *sweats nervously*
Drunk/Drinking Starters
  • ❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
  • ❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
  • ❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
  • ❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
  • ❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
  • ❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
  • ❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
  • ❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
  • ❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
  • ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
  • ❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
  • ❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
  • ❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
  • ❝I wanna bae you up.❞
  • ❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
  • ❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
  • ❝I'm almost sober...❞
  • ❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
  • ❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
  • ❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
  • ❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
  • ❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
  • ❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
  • ❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
  • ❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞
Fake Chats #187
  • Taehyung: I want to be a unicorn when I grow up.
  • Jimin: you'd be a very pretty unicorn.
  • Jungkook: I want to be Iron Man when I grow up.
  • Taehyung: let's be a little more realistic, Kookie, okay?
  • Jungkook: realistic?
  • Jimin: wouldn't Tae be a pretty unicorn? He would.
  • Taehyung: thank you.
  • Jungkook: you're supposed to say that I'd be a great Iron Man.
  • Seokjin: as if. You can't iron anything without burning a hole in it.
  • Yoongi: yeah, at least Tae would be a pretty unicorn.
  • Namjoon: I wanna be a dragon. Powerful but wise.
  • Jungkook: I do not burn holes in my clothes!
  • Seokjin: not on purpose, I'm sure. But I'm still not letting you near the iron.
  • Hoseok: can I be a dragon?
  • Yoongi: of course you can.
  • Taehyung: Jimin would be a pretty unicorn too.
  • Jimin: aw!
  • Taehyung: you can be a dragon or a unicorn if you want, Jungkookie!
  • Jungkook: Iron Man.
  • Seokjin: only mythological creatures in this house.
  • Jungkook: I need a new family.

anonymous asked:

This will sound very stupid. I see a lot of people on Tumblr who has OCs and they're pretty cool. All of them are artists and draw then there's a little text that explains about how they are. Now I can't draw and I don't write. But I really wanna make an OC but I feel like it's easier to draw them first and then write the characters story. How do you write/draw your OCs? How hard is it? U think I should just go for it and write whatever? Honestly I'm not really sure what I'm even asking here.

It’s not stupid, don’t worry! I think everyone has their own way of creating characters; some like me start with a drawing and then come up with everything else, because appearances usually really inspire for a story; some has a clear story in their mind, but haven’t yet figured the appearance. I know people who only have description in their head, but search for artists and writers to help embody their character.

Whenever I draw someone random it’s always quite easy for me to find out what they do and how they are. Since it’s YOUR characters, you can go with it however you like! Even a messy not quite there doodle can help a lot, or a crappy no beta test writing.  Definitely go for it!! Don’t stress too much, creating OCs should be fun and stressless experience. They don’t even have to go with a full figured story! 

Somewhere in Virginia, there is a house that has an overflowing swear jar that Lucille started for Negan, but never got to empty.

EXO practicing for comeback... probably
  • Kai: Did you see that? That's the reason i'm the best dancer
  • Lay: Pfff yea i'm sure pretty boy
  • Kai: U wanna go?
  • Lay: ??? I already won and they all agree with me, right?
  • Sehun// panting in the bg: Did i do it right? ugh... my footing was off :( i'll work harder i promise
  • ot6// squealing: look aT THE BABY HE'S SO GROWN OMG BEST BOY !! BEST DANCER !! MOST AMAZING !! HE'S SO BIG DID YOU SEE HIS MOVES?! THE BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD SEHUNNIE SO CUTE OMGGG

anonymous asked:

I have a question about my trans friend. He came out of the closet this year and has been making great steps in transitioning and standing up for himself! I'm really proud and he's my best friend, I was wondering though: if I'm telling someone a story involving him before his coming out of the closet should I refer to him with his new pronouns? I mean I think that's the most respectful at least, but I wanna make sure I'm not wrong

Exactly that! Even when I refer to my childhood, I use she/her pronouns.

My dearest friends have been catching onto that as well, and it’s been pretty damn easy for them!

He has been a he his whole life and he’s now making those steps to make that happen. You’re doing a great job. High five, friend-o. 

“You Sure About This, Doll?” - Digital Oil Painting

This was my first time attempting the Winter Soldier arm, so I apologize if I didn’t get it quite right. It’s my own fault for trying to go hyper realistic. I do really like how the scarring around his shoulder came out, though, I’m pretty proud of that little detail. ^_^

If you enjoy my art, please consider subscribing to my Patreon! I am saving to buy a wheelchair lift and a new battery.

anonymous asked:

Grillby, be honest, how do you deal with Sans being so cute and smol sometimes? I mean us anons can see timeline bullshit, btw sans if you ever wanna talk we will listen, save for that one anon who I'm pretty sure is still in the ER.... ANYWAY, we know he can be a total bad ass, but around you he's like an adorable marshmallow?????

* ((… He has always been a little marshmallow in my eyes…. ))

* and thanks for the support anon, I appreciate it 

I learned a couple months​ ago that Auba always pushes Ousmane, sometimes to the brink of annoyance, when it comes to working harder because he believes Ous should have many more goals under Dortmund

And I just recently learned that Auba also taught Christian how to do the exact chip finish he did against Benfica.

If Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang isn’t the sweetest, most thoughtful and pure man out there, I don’t know who is

anonymous asked:

You want to talk about ruining lives? If Scott had stayed away from Allison her mom wouldn't be dead and neither would she. Scott McCall's selfishness killed them. You wanna talk about ruining lives? Liam would never have been attacked or bitten if not for Scott. Scott got everyone at the police station in s2 murdered because Jackson escaped while he was fucking Allison. He got Josh and Tracy murdered playing Theo with Deucalion. He shows no remorse for his treatment of abuse victims.


Dude. I said that Derek ruined the lives of the kids he bit. Given that two of them ended up dead and one of them moved continents to get away from Beacon Hills. 

Where the hell does that imply that I think Scott did any-fucking-thing right? 

Are you new here? 

anonymous asked:

Why do we always need to spend time convincing people that research is "useful"? Why can't people accept that sometimes, you just wanna investigate for the purpose of investigating and find truth for truth's sake, nothing else? Why can't that be the main drive for science? "Cause I want to stare, wonder, and attempt to understand the beauty of nature"? Because I'm pretty sure that's the true driving force behind most scientists.

Because there’s large amounts of money involved

anonymous asked:

pretty sure that you were the one that pointed me to that 'i don't really wanna do the work today' video being from firebringer and i watched the whole thing yesterday and now i'm in love with lauren lopez so thanks?

GOD BLESS AND JOIN THE CLUB, FRIEND. 

my heart has belonged to lauren lopez for a good five and a half years now and it will stay that way for the conceivable future. 

every time that video graces my dash i cheer a little. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FIREBRINGER. EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO. BISEXUAL CAVE WOMEN. AWESOME AND TALENTED LADIES. LAUREN MOTHERFUCKIN LOPEZ IN A LEAD ROLE FOR ONCE. I’VE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THIS MUSICAL SINCE JANUARY AND YOU CAN TOO!

“It was a pretty big number you sent me,” Lucio calls, knuckles swiping his chin. “You sure you weren’t trying to pay me for this too?”

Ogundimu turns to Lucio, smirking.

“I would never have needed to pay you to have you, Lucio. Remember that and know that it is true.”

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Another drunk phone call - Colayla being cute part 2
  • Me: "Man, I'm gonna regret this tomorrow"
  • Cole: "aww, is this another drunk phone call? I'm excited"
  • Me: "I'm not, I should be studying and I'm freezing my butt off"
  • Cole: "no, not your butt! Way too precious"
  • Me: *rolls eyes and sighs*
  • Cole: "did you just roll your eyes? I heard that, young lady."
  • Me: "since when are you allowed to call me that?"
  • Cole: *silence* "soooo..you're gonna be 18 pretty soon after you've graduated. You know what that means, right?"
  • Me: "endless partying and burning my work sheets?"
  • Cole: "I wanna take you out."
  • Me: "are you fucking mental, you can't just tell me that"
  • Cole: "Do you want me to take you out?"
  • Me: "I'm not gonna answer that"
  • Cole: "fine. So that's a yes."
  • Me: "you suck"
  • Cole: "I'm pretty sure you're better at sucking than I am."
  • Me: "OH MY GOD"
  • Cole: "You're gonna hang up now, aren't you?"
  • Me: "I'm never gonna talk to you again"
  • Cole: "See you Monday?"
  • Me: "yeah see ya. I'm the hot chick with the massive hangover."
  • *hangs up*