i'm pretty sure i'm gonna get more of this

s/s 17

i am going to evolve so much this summer: cutting grains and processed sugars and red meat out of my diet, subsisting on white wine and fresh fruit and coconut oil, washing my glowing skin with lavender and almond clay, going on evening walks with my girlfriend, getting promoted and slowly paying back my surgery bills, being nice to my much smaller body and making sure it’s healthy – this is my grown-ass woman summer, and I’m so ready.

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This is why you don’t keep bettas in bowls.

I picked this guy up from my supervisor this morning, I had no idea it would be this bad. Yeesh. I had to acclimate him slowly to tap water because she had been using the betta water you can buy at petsmart. I have NO idea what the pH/gH/kH of that water is, but my pH is kinda high, hard, and alkaline. This poor guy.

I’m not even gonna start medicating him until next week. I’m sure he’s already stressed and I’m not adding in more stress with the meds. Hopefully he’ll pull through, he’s swimming around and seems active but I just. Idk. I’ve never seen a betta this bad.

His name has been fish, but I think I’ll call him Judas

😂

anonymous asked:

I'm honestly so afraid they're going to have Iris move on by the time he gets back. Have been worried since I saw the spoiler about this ending. Would be so out of character, but they don't let end game couples get together and stay together :( Would be even more annoying as a retread of season 1. So hope I am wrong, but I'm just jaded from watching and shipping on a lot of tv. Just think they're going to want an excuse to delay the wedding and have drama.

Nope. Not gonna happen. I’m pretty sure they’re using this as a way to show once again she’s his lightning rod and it will be their love for each other that brings him out.

I honestly don’t think you have ANYTHING to worry about there. This isn’t Supergirl where she’s not set with a canon love interest so they can write it off abruptly and change paths if they want.

Think about it this way. They are having these external dramas separating them physically BECAUSE they can’t really introduce love triangles or other people or even Iris inexplicably moving on for the premiere. They need drama in their ship and no way do these two not love each other so…he gets trapped in the speed force. She is threatened by the bad guy. He gets lost in time. And so on.

Seriously. I PROMISE you that you have nothing to worry about. There is NO WAY that they spend an entire season focusing on the amount these two love each other and the fact it overcomes ANYTHING just to be like “psych! She’s moved on and happy without him!” They want to sell the love story next season too, and it wouldn’t work if she was like “Barry who? Ohhh…”

I think we’re actually going to see the distinct difference in how she grieved Eddie and how she grieves Barry. She isn’t going to let go or move on, and I think she’ll be fighting to find a way to get him out.

Westallen and Clois have a lot in common, and even in the drama that was Smallville, they knew you absolutely DO NOT get those two together and then fuck it up in ways that would make the audience think they don’t love each other. You may make it seem they love each other TOO MUCH. You may have one get possessed by an alien entity hellbent on destroying the other. But this is DC Comics royalty and you don’t fuck with that.

There are huge question marks about next season. That isn’t one of them. Honestly. You have NOTHING to worry about there.

anonymous asked:

Why does no one ship Violet and Katya, as much as people ship Trixya? I mean, dont get me wrong, I love some Trixya, but Katya and Violet are always flirting? And Vi aaalways, somehow, talks about Katya?? And I'm pretty sure they already fucked?! I mean, cmon, does anyone really think that Katya is gonna eat Trixie's ass on stage somtime soon? Violet and Katya are so sexually compatible too! Everyday I'm more of a Vatya trash than I was before.. Plus neither of them are dating! Join the cause💜

Originally posted by staringouttosea

Fish walking in on Eddie and Ozzie pointing guns at each other

and she has shit to do and doesn’t have time to settle petty disputes

so she puts a hand to both of their cheeks and, using her powers, tells them to ‘kiss and make up, already’ so they can get on with important business like taking control of the city away from the Court

needless to say, the result is a little more than she bargained for

:p

8bittheatrics replied to your post: Now that I’m having to go to the last dungeon…

Note: Fuck Artorius and his throne.

Oh when I’m done with him he’ll wish he died a long time ago~ 

nice things about beta reading your sister’s novels: you get to influence ideas with suggestions and get deep talks with the author (and screaming sessions with the author) and you know all this extra world building stuff that you also get to discuss and influence

not so nice things about beta reading your sister’s novels: she hasn’t decided how they’re gonna end so even though each draft gets better they always end without resolving everything :-))))))))

I’m late to every gate but I don’t care!!!
My fav TV shows:
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer ( my first real obsession that I read and write fan fiction for like 12 years ago, which is pretty embarrassing)
• Firefly
• Orphan Black
• Roseanne
• 30 Rock
• American God’s ( this show is my everything right now WATCH THIS SHOW)
• How To Get Away With Murder
• Glow
• my other reality tv obsessions include Face Off, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Dance Moms, Project Runway !

I’m gonna say it but Game of Thrones is overrated!!!! The books are not even that great to begin with. Just end it already!
  • <p> <b>Ajax:</b> Let's get the fuck outta here. Like, yesterday.<p/><b>Me:</b> Finally! Let's go! (OOC) I drag Ajax away.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Wait, what? Why?<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Apparently I'm being dragged away.<p/><b>Doug:</b> You're not getting past [Gander], he can block the hallway.<p/><b>Scott:</b> I am, I am blocking the hallway.<p/><b>Me:</b> Why?? Move your fucking ass, Gander!<p/><b>Gander:</b> Whoa, wait a minute-<p/><b>Me:</b> Move your skinny, useless ass, Gander!<p/><b>Gander:</b> Whoa, wait, why are we getting out of here, why do you want to leave?<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Okay, so, you ever hear of the Gemari?<p/><b>Me:</b> No.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Yes.<p/><b>Me:</b> No. You're a liar. Shut up.<p/><b>Gander:</b> I'm sure I have. I'm a pretty smart guy. I'm learned.<p/><b>Jon, to the DM:</b> Has he?<p/><b>DM:</b> With his previous recollection, he's a little hazy on the subject, but the name rings a bell.<p/><b>Ajax:</b> So, this is a Gemari cave.<p/><b>Me:</b> So?<p/><b>Helker:</b> What the fuck is a Gemari?<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Kind of like an elf, but powerful. Like, a lot more powerful.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Magical powerful?<p/><b>Me:</b> Gonna-kill-us powerful?<p/><b>Ajax, pointing to me:</b> That kind of powerful!<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay, Gander, move your skinny useless ass!<p/><b>Gander:</b> Whoa whoa wait a minute! Magical powerful?<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Magical, can-turn-invisible-and-kill-us powerful.<p/><b>Me:</b> Gander, I will bowl you over! Move!<p/><b>DM, to Jon:</b> Wait, let me clarify: are you associating the [inaudible]?<p/><b>Jon:</b> No. I'm associating the person who DISAPPEARED.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, because [inaudible].<p/><b>Jon:</b> Look. I saw her, she saw me and disappeared.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Wait, what, who, what, who disappeared?<p/><b>Me:</b> Gander! Move! We can discuss this upstairs!<p/><b>Gander:</b> Who disappeared?<p/><b>Me:</b> Roll to bowl Gander over! *rolls* What is that, a Strength check?<p/><b>DM:</b> Are you doing a Bullrush?<p/><b>Me:</b> Yeah, sure.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Are you Bullrushing me?<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm trying to get past you with Ajax, because you are being an asshole.<p/><b>DM:</b> Your CMB versus his CMD.<p/><b>Me:</b> Uh, 19.<p/><b>Scott:</b> I'm 16.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, she pushes you five feet.<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm just trying to get past him.<p/><b>DM:</b> Well, he's not letting you.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Wait a minute, wait a minute-<p/><b>Me:</b> Moooove, we can discuss this upstairs! Gander, I will knock you out.<p/><b>DM:</b> *bursts out laughing*<p/><b>Me:</b> I am not joking around.<p/><b>Gander:</b> But wait a minute-<p/><b>Me:</b> No! We can discuss this upstairs! Get up the fucking rope.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Lady, calm down-<p/><b>Me:</b> No! This thing will kill us all!<p/><b>Gander:</b> What thing? What is it?<p/><b>Me:</b> I will explain upstairs.<p/><b>Scott:</b> Does she even know what it is?<p/><b>Me:</b> I just listened to Ajax describe it. It will kill us. *rolls* 11, I don't think I made it this time.<p/><b>Gander:</b> So, wait, Ajax, you saw somebody down here-<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Yeah, I did!<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay, I'm going to roll to hurl Ajax over his head. What is it, roll my CMB versus Ajax's CMD to throw him over Gander's head? Ajax, I am going to make you like a baseball and throw you over Gander's head to get you to safety.<p/><b>Jay:</b> Fastball special!<p/><b>DM:</b> *sighs* Okay, Ajax, are you resisting at all?<p/><b>Jon:</b> No, I wanna get the fuck outta here. People turn invisible at will? I am getting the shit outta here!<p/><b>Me, rolling:</b> Uh, that's a total of 12.<p/><b>Gander:</b> I can turn invisible! It's no big deal!<p/><b>DM:</b> Where are you trying to throw him?<p/><b>Me:</b> Over here, by Helker.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, Lara, you can throw him in a 30-foot range increment.<p/><b>Me, counting off squares to rope:</b> Yup, I can make it!<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, well, Ajax, you are airborn.<p/><b>Jay:</b> Helker will step aside to let you through.<p/><b>DM:</b> Ajax, do you have any Acrobatics?<p/><b>Jon:</b> Well, I have a +2 miscellaneous modifier to it from being a hobbit.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, you can attempt a roll.<p/><b>Jon, rolling:</b> 14.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, you made it. You're on the ground behind Helker, you take a point of subdual damage.<p/><b>Jon:</b> I am getting up and scurrying up the rope.<p/><b>Helker:</b> What the hell is going on in there?<p/><b>Me:</b> Gander is being a fucking- he's gonna get us killed! *to the DM* What is it, a Dex roll to try to slip by Gander?<p/><b>DM:</b> You can try to overrun him.<p/><b>Me, rolling:</b> Ok, that's a Nat 1, I'm probably gonna knock myself over.<p/><b>Gander:</b> At a Nat 1, I stiffarm you.<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay, Ajax is behind you. Go that way! Go fetch! That was the entire point of throwing Ajax, because you kept interrogating Ajax, so I thought you'd follow.<p/><b>Scott:</b> Wow, Gander is trying to stay calm.<p/><b></b> *whole party laughs*<p/><b>Me:</b> You can stay calm upstairs! How many times do I have to fucking say this?<p/><b>Gander:</b> The air starts swirling around me with my emotions.<p/><b>Me, rolling again:</b> 15, to try to get past.<p/><b>DM:</b> It's getting pretty windy in this tunnel for some reason.<p/><b>Me:</b> I do not give a fuck.<p/><b>Scott:</b> Your hair is blowing in the wind.<p/><b>Me:</b> I give even less of a fuck. 15 to get past Gander.<p/><b>Scott:</b> I got a 16.<p/><b>DM:</b> You're not getting past him.<p/><b>Me:</b> Move, Gander! Please!<p/><b>Scott:</b> ... I step aside-<p/><b>Me:</b> Thank you! I move up the rope.<p/></p>

Author: limitlessmonster
Title: Texting Blunders
Pairing: AoKise
Genre: Fluff/Slight Angst/Fluff
Word Count: Approx 2400
Summary: Aomine learns the hard way just how easy it is to misinterpret text messages from Kise.

Based off of this prompt and partially inspired by this song.
A/N: Since our muses started off their relationship with text messages, I thought this was appropriate. :D This was supposed to be posted for the muses’ official one year anniversary on 01/30/15, but it’s a little late because I’m a shit who can’t stop procrastinating. I hope you enjoy the fluffy anyway. ;D

Always for this pos, the Kise to my Aho.

On AO3.

It’s a funny thing, going from friends to something else, something more confusing, more overwhelming, just… more.

When it starts, Aomine isn’t sure what it is exactly; he feels odd and awkward and suddenly more self conscious when Kise is around, and Aomine Daiki doesn’t get odd, awkward, or self conscious. Kise seems just as oblivious to it then as he does now. Except now, Kise is more popular with both girls and guys and Aomine really has a hard time accepting the random times he feels like he wants to punch something whenever he’s forced to be around it.

It used to be that his world consisted of two things: basketball and his impressive collection of gravure magazines. He can handle those things, the easy things. He’s learned to live in his bubble perfectly happy with his limited scope of interests. And then one day, Kise Ryouta isn’t just his friend, isn’t just someone he plays one on one with when he needs something more challenging than whatever drills Imayoshi has him doing during practice. Suddenly, Kise Ryouta becomes Kise Ryouta, and Aomine feels a little dizzy and maybe a little sick when he realizes that maybe he doesn’t mind the change at all.

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lilalien-peridot  asked:

hey i have a question? you seem pretty politically informed and its hard for me to find completely unbiased sources on anything. i realize putin and hillary have a bad relationship - and putin has threatened to start a nuclear war with us if she's elected or something? i'm pretty sure nobody in the US would survive that (i'm a hillary supporter, just so you know. but i get very very paranoid and im kind of worried?) do you think that a nuclear war will happen between russia and the US

I think it’s fair to say, if nuclear war between Russian and US was ever gonna happen, it was gonna happen in the 50′s-80′s when relations between the two countries were extremely strained. I know it might not seem like it now, but things are a lot more relaxed than they were. Russia is no longer the super power it was. It’s still powerful, but it’s only just recently they have attempted to press back against NATO and the EU expansion into former USSR countries, and even then only because Ukraine is literally right there on their doorstep and easy pickings.

As for whether Putin would be “bold” enough to nuke the US is Hillary gets in…Putin knows that using a nuclear weapon is the one thing this world will not forgive ever again. Any country which does resort to using one on, lets face it, what would be an incredible whim, must face retribution and ultimately annihilation from the rest of the world.

And while Putin is many things, he’s not bout to sign his own death warrant based on the elected President of another country. What he is hoping for, is that the US population will elect someone who is easily manipulated, dim witted and insecure to get into power, so he can use them. He’s hoping for Trump to win because he knows Hillary is hard and calculating and almost impossible to rattle. He looks at Hillary and he sees American power. He looks at Trump and sees his own.

So no. I don’t think we’ll end up in another Cold War with Russia if Hillary gets in. I think like a lot of things with this election, it’s blustering and fear tactics disguised as policy. But unlike Trump, Putin is a seasoned politician, and he knows the world is watching. And he knows the cost of his actions, and the cost of nuclear war is just too high.

anonymous asked:

I wanna read OverGrowth so bad but 1) my brother's making me watch West Wing and 2) I'm worried about the Sans-Frisk relationship? Is it platonic or romantic? I'm not really one for the Sans-Frisk ship (idk what the actual shipping name is called :P) so I was just kind of worried if it's very pronounced as a more-than-friends relationship? I love your comic btw, very feelsy! And the artttt

I can see the worry, but nah, I didn’t get anything too heavily romo from it, it’s pretty open on that aspect. I got the feeling of two very sad tired people dragging eachother along to an ending they’re not sure they deserve or are gonna get and trying to keep up some hopeful laughs along the way.

sterekmademedoit  asked:

Also, really random and I'm sure you think I'm weird for all the non sequitur messages (though at this point you should probably accept that I have chosen you as my tumblr poke buddy =P), but your ASL post a few months back got me really psyched and I've recently just partnered up with someone for weekly ASL Skype sessions where we're just gonna awkwardly sign secret messages to each other. Hah. I'm pretty stoked. (And awkwardly felt like sharing)

That’s so cool! I get excited about things like that and then get distracted by writing instead and never do anything about that… but if I do write even more of that Lyrica + Sterek AU that involves Lydia being an ASL interpreter / pro-bono lawyer and Derek her friend at the Center for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing they work at and Scott being recently deaf and Stiles trying to learn ASL and Erica being a badass Federal Marshal… I will definitely be having to do more research into it so that will be fun. You’ll have to tell me your favorite signs so I can slip them in there ;P