i'm pretty sure i missed something

amberissues  asked:

To the anon looking: "ah ok so i recently read this fic but i can't remember the name!! it was dan and phil are both youtubers but they don't know each other. phil makes a quiz vid and gets that dan would be his best friend and dans been a fan of phil for years so he does the quiz and gets phil and then they plan to meet!! it was really good and i wanna continue it but i can't find it, if you could help that'd be great! :)" I'm pretty sure this is my fic on Wattpad called Finding the Phandom.

Finding the Phandom: A Dan and Phil AU

Phil Lester is a YouTuber who lives in London. He has a following of, just recently, 4 million people. He has been making a name for himself. He loves his job, but he is missing something.

Dan Howell is a law school drop out from the University of Manchester. He has been doing YouTube since he graduated high school. He now does YouTube full time. He has a following of six million people. He still feels lonely.

What happens if Dan and Phil never met in 2009? In a world where Dan and Phil aren’t “Dan and Phil”, will the phandom still ship them? Will fate intervene?

- Tori

anonymous asked:

Honestly I can't even think of a time that Dennis has kissed a woman?? Did he kiss the waitress in Mac bangs Dennis's mom or not like is he just saving his lips for macs Beautiful Lips™ (!!!!) or has I missed something bc I'm p sure that he also has no interested in kissing women (or possibly no interest in kissing Not Mac)

OKAY I’m pretty sure the only instances we’ve seen Dennis kiss a woman are either when he’s trying to gain something from a situation or when he’s acting in retaliation to being wronged (i.e., there’s no romantic intent - or possibly any genuine sexual interest - behind the kiss). Some examples that come to mind:

  • Margaret McPoyle in “The Gang Gets Held Hostage” - as a way to trick her into letting him escape the hostage situation
  • Asriel in “The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby” - as revenge against Sage for calling him a poser
  • Maureen in “The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre” - while he was trying to convince her to make him stop paying alimony
  • Caylee in “The DENNIS System” - but ONLY during the Inspire Hope bang, which we know is a precursor to Separate Entirely 

No, Dennis never kissed the Waitress and now that I think of it, did we ever see him kiss Maureen while they were married? I don’t think we did. Also, I’m pretty sure that Mandy was the last woman he had sex with because he hasn’t really shown any interest in a woman since “The Gang Beats Boggs.” 

Honestly, I don’t think it would be a stretch for Dennis’s only genuine on-screen kiss to be with Mac and his Beautiful Lips™ (I would even argue that we got a taste for it (kind of) in the second dance sequence in “PTSDee”)

amayakatana  asked:

Fuck coworkers. I was told to sweep, and this coworker is really 'playful'. We usually mess with each other, but still get our work done. While sweeping he said I was doing it wrong and that I missed a spot. CONSTANTLY. Pretty sure I visibly had enough because a coworker asked him to do something (which he didn't) to get him away. I started crying, and now he says I'm very sensitive. But he has no clue when to quit it! Glad he's not coming to the new DD store.

anonymous asked:

can you rec me some writers or artists please? I'm pretty new here and I really like your stuff so I'm just wondering if you could help a fellow stan out :3

First of all, welcome! I hope you’re having a good time so far. ♥ There are so many talented writers and artists on this site, and in this fandom especially!

For writers, I would definitely recommend checking out @mrsmon, @bts-for-life, @inktae, @jungkxook, @gukvory@jungblue, @helloblamebts, @your-miss-right, and @infireation. These writers have such wonderful and creatives stories, so I’m sure you’ll be able to find something that suits your tastes and tugs at your heartstrings. ♥

As for artists, I would have to say that my favorites are @noranb@kharys, @chimilkeu, @eto-nani, @pancake-flip, @bloominflowers, @nightmers, @kkumri, @bokumuteki, and @chimchins. These artists all have their own unique style, and I’m always amazed at every piece they create, no matter how many times I stare at the art. :x

Everyone I mentioned is fantastic in their own way and have definitely inspired me in some shape or form. With that said, I really hope you enjoy looking through their content as much as I do! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

anonymous asked:

the "feminism is cancer" comment was dumb thats for sure but the rest of that post wasn't about that?? People need to calm down/ ignore shit like that especially when the topic of the post is that god awful dress @-@" Honestly dresses in that area weren't meant to be practical and comfortable. I'm dissapointed they let her get her way with the dress.. Imagine all pretty they could have made it TToTT

The missed opportunities in that movie are so depressing. I was telling the friends we could have had something beautiful like this

(credit to @shoomlah)

But instead we got basically the female equivalent of putting the beast in a blindingly yellow, modern business suit. Why do the men get accurate costumes but not her? It’s really sad.

Oookay…. In today’s episode (”Heinous”) we learned that Rasticore (or how that dumb lizard guy with the chainsaw was named) can regenerate from only his hand that remained after that gift card blasted him to bits (I swear the show writers are on drugs after this sentence).

Miss Heinous gave as a reason that he is a lizard monster and can therefore regenerate as long as a part of his body is still existing.

Welp…

Now I’m pretty sure we get to see Toffee’s face again (after Ludo’s wand is destroyed or something)

anonymous asked:

I spent a long time avoiding homestuck because of the way it was described as some weird impossible to understand comic and it just didn't appeal to me. But after watching like half my dash (and especially you) become fans of it i'm like... very confused. Maybe i'm not far enough in but so far the story has been pretty easy to follow?? And even when something is confusing there's usually an explanation? So i'm not sure if there's something i'm missing.

I mean….

I have a suspicion this might be another thing unique to the archive read? Like, with the archive read, you can get it all in one go, depending on your personal reading speed. So there are no long periods of downtime where you’ll forget stuff.

I personally don’t understand the idea that Homestuck is impossible to understand. As long as you pay attention, it’s… all explained pretty damn well and teaches you everything you need.

anonymous asked:

I'm pretty sure those pics are photoshopped. There's something really off about them. I just went and looked at their other pictures of them together on his Instagram and these two look very off. It's not the first time she has posted photoshopped pics and also if he's there we should have gotten thousands of pics of him walking in and out of her building. Unless we are about to get them which I doubt since she wouldn't miss the opportunity for pap shots on her b-day.

Anonymous said: Hey Gabby, I agree with your reaction to Zayn’s Insta post & caption. Its so opt 😱& I know we don’t know Zayn personally, but I can’t imagine him saying that about someone even if he was in love, not publicly at least! It’s certainly not something I thought about re: my ex, maybe my son. It also gave me uncomfortable flash backs to Liam’s international woman’s days post about Cheryl. Do they really think we’re that gullible? ps I’m glad you’re back, I missed you, hope you’re doing ok 💕thanks

**

First off, thank you nonnie #2 for your good wishes. I’m mostly okay and being here is a huge distraction and I’m honestly grateful for it. It helps.

Second, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they are photoshopped. The things people have pointed out are definitely suspicious af and we know it’s been done before so yeah, totally probable. And like we both said, if they actually had the man himself in their midst, NO WAY they wouldn’t take advantage and have him stunt in the flesh, right? So pics, real or fake, are all they have to imply Zigi. Like I said, it’s no accident those tattoo parlor pics were released just before these came out. They need us to think last night’s comedy hour was legit.

Second, that caption is so incredibly extra and frankly, out of character for Zayn that i legit busted out laughing when I saw it. My everything? Really, Yolanda?? Could you be more disingenuous? Wow. What guy actually does that IRL? And to call someone your everything is frankly…. just plain weird and creepy. 

First the personalized canned beans, then the cheesy Harlequin romance fanart and now this??? The cringe-factor is off the charts and I bet wherever Zayn is rn he’s as embarrassed as we are for him.

Hey Yolanda:

anonymous asked:

I'm sure you get a bunch of these, but what about the Kwamis and Fu in the Breakdance AU? I've looked through pretty much the entire AU on your blog and I haven't seen anything about them. Am I missing something or have you simply not gotten to them yet?

i haven’t gotten to them yet!

but i’ll say my ideas now?

what i have so far:

Master Fu runs a smol dance studio called the “Kwami Den”. There the kwamis are human and teach regular lessons. Although of course tikki privately trains marinette and plagg privately trains adrien. At night, its a place for the students to come togethr for kicks and giggles, as well as dance battles and swol videos

 Considering adrien has such a full schedual already, Nathalie ( his personal ballet trainor) eventual covers for him. ( kind of like how it happened in the show with his schooling)

Wazz would be Fu’s assistant manager probobly ( the tortle can bust sicks moves probobly. master fu too)

I’d really like nooroo to be part of them?? but of course i still gotta decide hawkmoths part. Many of you have sent great suggestions<3!

as for the pecock, bee, and fox kwamis, i’ll just say they’re on vacation or somthing XD??

My great-grandma just passed away. Her name was Margaret, and she was 99 years old.

Margaret, I know we only met twice, but you had a pretty big impact on me. Talking to you was educational, fascinating, and you always seemed just as interested in my work as I was about your stories of WW2. I’ll make sure the humming bird statue you gave me stays safe.

I know you were ready to go… And I hope you get to meet your husband again after forty-something years. We’ll miss you.

gsut  asked:

Dear person I had a crush on,

Let’s start saying I’m a very, very petty person. Therefore, I’ve been always kind of waiting that we will meet someday at the future and you will be like “damn, how did I miss that”.

Not that I am interested anymore neither that I dislike you or something, it just would have been a nice boost for me. I’m pretty sure we both wouldn’t have worked and it would have been a whole disaster at the end. I’m pretty sure I was (and still am) too much for you. Not in a deprecating way, but you wanted and needed someone calmer and quieter, someone who fits your vision of perfect wife.

Soooo, when I found out you were getting married, by total accident btw, I went all down the hole about what am I doing with my life, because all my classmates from high school are either married or with kids, while I am still sitting here writing gay fics. Not that I want kids or marry someone, but still, it seems like I should have done something else already?

Anyway! I guess you get what you wanted, because your wife’s pictures look exactly of what you used to like. That fires a bit my now feminist look at things, because she looks a lot like a trophy wife, but I guess if you both are happy that’s good.

I wish I could say I wish the best but that’s actually a lie, because we haven’t talk in like 5 years? or more? I more or less keep contact with our other classmates by facebook and those things but you were never interested in talking to me so neither I was. Therefore, beside the age crisis your wedding gave me, I really don’t care too much. I vaguely hope you are happy but not more than I would think about a stranger on the way. Just basic human courtesy.

Bye!

PS: I’m still lowkey hoping that one day you’ll look back and say “Damn, she was great and I missed it” , because I’m petty.

PS2: I’m still thankful you show me my favourite band, 10 years ago, I still love them.

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION; Coldplay Edition.
  • "I miss her."
  • "I’m sure there must be something more."
  • "Don't let it break your heart."
  • "You don't have to be alone."
  • "You don't have to be on your own."
  • "I'm not gonna take it back."
  • "I'm nothing on my own."
  • "I love you, please come home."
  • "i know the mistakes that I made."
  • "When am I gonna see that pretty face again?"
  • "I'm going to give you my heart."
  • "I want to die in your arms."
  • "All I want in this world is for you to come home."
  • "I miss you so."
  • "I should not have let you go."
  • "You're always in my head."
  • "I'll carry your world."
  • "I feel safe when I'm with you."
  • "I always loved you darling, and I always will."
  • "I will try to fix you."
  • "I promise you that I'll learn from my mistakes."
  • "Can you hear my heart beating?"
  • "I was scared..."
  • "I love you so much that it hurts."
  • "Don't let me go."
  • "I can't get over you."
  • "Life goes on..."
  • "All we ever seemed to do is fight on and on."
  • "I'll be there by your side."
  • "I'll always be waiting for you."
  • "I won't let you down."
  • "Without you it’s a waste of time."
  • "You belong to me."
  • "You really broke my heart."
  • "Tell me you love me."
  • "I've never felt this way before."
  • "I never meant to do you wrong."
  • "Tell me you love me. If you don't then lie to me."
  • "It's us against the world."
  • "If you love me, won't you let me know?"

elemeeple  asked:

Hi! This is Ava Jarvis. I'm in a rough state and need a little help/validation. Someone I know just emailed me: "You know, if the depression in your life is so bad, maybe you should consider suicide? It’s a valid solution just like any other." They say they respect my decision if I choose to commit suicide, and that maybe I should stop fighting the urge. I'm pretty sure they're wrong and I should block them. Indeed, I have blocked them, but I don't know if I'm doing the right thing.

The first time I wanted to die badly enough to do something about it, I was nine years old.  I would have missed my entire adult life.  The last time I wanted to die badly enough to do something about it, I was thirty-eighty years old, and the fact that I’d had twenty-nine years depression didn’t want me to have didn’t matter nearly as much as the thought that I could fix everything with a single slice.

Depression lies.

You are a story no one else can tell: you are a miracle.  Those things sound trite, but “trite” doesn’t mean “untrue.“  Someday, you’re going to die, and the world will be less for your absence, and no matter what may come next, you won’t be able to do anything else here.  No more sentences, no more sodas, no more Saturdays.  And those things are so important, and you are so important.

The person who told you to consider suicide sounds like they could use some help themselves, and I hope that they can get it.  I hope you can find whatever help you need.  I hope you can stay.  Please stay.  The world is better for having you in it.

Please talk to someone who is closer than I am, who can be physically there for you, and please stay.

I’ll see you tomorrow.