i'm pretty i tell you


That’s definitely not the first thing that should have come to mind, Kuroo

(tho it looks like no one really minds

aside from bokuto that is)

while the earth spins

Summary: In this universe, boys he liked couldn’t like him back. They were straight, they had girlfriends, and reading more into it only led to disaster. He wanted to be with them. He wanted to be them.

Pairing: Even/Isak

Words: 3,010

“You’re my best friend, you know?” Jonas said. He was always more relaxed when they were high, and Isak wasn’t sure what to do with this freer, looser Jonas. Jonas flung his hand through his curly hair and threw his head back, dangerously close to landing on Isak’s shoulder. The space between them buzzed with possibility. “Shit, bro, I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

Isak almost laughed. Jonas had no fucking idea.



NAMJOON: But the reason why I think that we don’t have to worry is that even today we performed in front of 5000 people.

so i got way too excited about various things while watching this movie

Newt Scamander, to Jacob: …so, this is your occamy…

me, in the fourth row: My occamy? MY OCCAMY? Yes. Yes! I will love him and pet him and name him Quetzalcoatl-

Newt: …also, don’t pet them. Too many people try to steal their eggs. They will bite your fricking hand off.

me: …oh.

i’m seeing so much negativity in this fandom about season 2 but i’m really enjoying it?? i feel like i’m in the minority here tho?? 


How not to look at your Captain #077

Please tell me explicitly when/if you want me to kiss you because even if we kissed 548145 times before I’ll still be too shy to do it and also I’m always the one being put in the “make the first step” situation and I am very stressed because of it so just be kind and use simple words I’m a fragile gay

The pain of getting hurt by a best friend is too big and too painful and your heart hurts so much and you want to tell your best friend but that is the person who hurt you in first place.