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Do not liSTEN TO THIS SONG while picturing Will and Nico because you’ll probably end up staying up super late drawing them making DUMB TWITTERPATTED FACES AT EACH OTHER LIKE I DID.

I AM SLAIN, GOODNIGHT.

Art by me
~Saber

Author’s note: Kuroshitsuji with 15. Let’s make this a competition.”
First Christmas prompt! #fail Oh well, it’s Christmas somewhere, right? Right. Thanks so much for your lovely compliment! Hope you had a lovely Christmas and enjoy this little fic!

Summary: When Ciel’s servants fail to make him happy during everyone’s favorite holiday of the year, Sebastian suggests they turn this into a small competition. The first one to make Ciel smile or laugh is the winner and of course, as the perfect butler, Sebastian has a few tricks up his sleeve.

Word count: 2k (woops)


The smell of snow was already penetrating his room and Ciel woke up groggily, already annoyed at the familiar scent, and saw a blurry Sebastian preparing a cup of tea at the foot of his bed. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, Ciel sat up straight and let out a small huff when his butler looked up at him, the usual smile permanently plastered on his face.

“Good morning, young master. Did you sleep well?”

“As if you care,” Ciel mumbled and scooted over to the side, letting his feet dangle above the ground as Sebastian walked over to him with his tray.

Fortunately, the strong aroma of the earl grey tea took his mind off the fact that it was snowing outside and he purposely held the steaming cup right under his nose, practically forcing himself to smell nothing but that.

Christmas.

Oh, how he loathed this holiday. The only good thing was the profit he made with his company because people were dumb enough to buy presents for their loved ones. It was honestly the most useless day of the year, along with his birthday. Winter reminded him too much of the loss of his parents and his childhood, which was why he was giving Sebastian even more death stares than usual.

He couldn’t focus on the newspaper, his breakfast or his tea for that matter. He couldn’t even think of any random insults for Sebastian who was graciously ironing his clothes for today.

“You seem a bit tense today, my lord,” Sebastian mumbled as he gently dressed Ciel in a simply, yet fancy suit for the special occasion. “Anything I can do for you to make you feel better?”

As much as he wanted to not go downstairs and celebrate Christmas with the rest of his servants, Ciel didn’t have a choice so he shook his head, shrugged Sebastian’s hand off after he had tied a red tie around his neck and left his room, getting tailed by Sebastian’s quiet yet obvious footsteps.

The minute he got to the main living room, he was met with an explosion of “Merry Christmas, young master!”s, “Hope you like the presents we got you!” and “I did all the decoratin’ myself, sir,” and Ciel couldn’t be more annoyed. Even though they all meant well, he couldn’t help but glare at the gigantic Christmas tree in the farthest corner of the room, decorated with sparkly baubles, angels and everything else they could think of.

Finny started arguing with Bard about the chocolate cake that was in the middle of the large, beautifully decorated table, which somewhat appealed to Ciel because it was something sweet, but it still made his eyebrow twitch.

He took a seat at the head of the table and let Sebastian cut the first slice because it didn’t look like his servants were going to stop bickering any time soon. Mey-Rin was doing her best to stop them by flailing around like a butterfly while Tanaka sat in his usual corner, drinking his tea.

No matter what they did, they couldn’t get Ciel to be excited about Christmas. Every person in that room knew why he was not going to put on a fake smile, or at least pretend he liked the presents they got him, because everything about this holiday reminded him too much of the fire. So instead of listening to them constantly trying to cheer him up with silly stories, dance-moves and more sweet foods, Ciel just sat there, resting his cheek in the palm of his hand, watching them with a blank expression.

Somewhere in the back of his mind he did appreciate their efforts, namely Finny’s because he was trying the hardest by hugging him close and running his rough fingers through his hair while the others simply ran around in circles like lunatics. Sebastian was watching everything quietly, his blood colored eyes containing a neutral glitter while he cleaned the table.

“It’s no use,” Mey-Rin said, totally and utterly defeated as she held her face. “We cannot make the young master happy. And I thought he’d surely enjoy our presents and cake…”

“It’s obviously not his favorite day of the year,” Finny mumbled quietly against the back of his head and pulled away. “Did you at least enjoy the cake, my lord?”

“I did, it was quite tasty,” Ciel replied honestly and cleaned his fingers with his handkerchief, feeling undeniably cold without Finny’s presence. “You did a good job on that.”

They had probably put loads of sugar in it to hide their mistakes because it was a tad bit too sweet, but since he liked sweet things, he didn’t have anything to complain about. Plus, it was fun to see Sebastian’s disapproving look when he said that, obviously not pleased with the fact they made a cake without his surveillance. The latter was what made the white lie worth it because Sebastian was looking between him and the cake with the sourest expression he had ever seen.

However, the irritated expression was soon replaced with a cool one and Sebastian straightened up. “Let’s make this a competition, then. See who can cheer the young master up today. The winner can relax and take it easy for the rest of the day.”

That asshole clearly had a plan and Ciel did not like where this was going. Not one bit.

“Excuse you and your face,” he sneered and dropped his fork.

“But we’ve already tried everything!” Finny exclaimed, tears apparent in his large eyes. “D’you have any other ideas, then, Sebastian-san?”

“I do,” Sebastian smiled and looked down at Ciel with a rather mischievous, demonic look. “What kind of butler would I be if I didn’t even know how to cheer up our beloved young master?”

Okay, Ciel debated with himself for a minute. He could either give in and put a fake smile right now to get this over with or he could bite and see what kind of stupid plan this guy had. Seeing as he did like a challenge, Ciel decided to give them their needed permission with a mere flick of his wrist and watched everyone run around the house, trying their best to find something that would a bring a smile to his face.

Sebastian remained by his side during their frantic search, acting exceedingly patient and content, making Ciel even more annoyed because what was Sebastian’s oh so flawless plan?

Everyone else seemed to suck at making him smile, as usual. Finny had put on this idiotic clown costume and tried to entertain him by throwing some brightly colored balls in the air, Bard wanted to drag him to the kitchen to let him blow things up because “That always cheered me up when I was little!” but Sebastian promptly stopped him from doing so with a rather forced smile and Mey-Rin tried to show off her skills by balancing a couple of plates on her hands, shoulders and head. She failed of course and Sebastian was quick enough to catch all of them before they would hit the ground and shatter into pieces.

After some more failed tries, Bard tried telling a few funny stories about his childhood, along with a few very bad jokes, Finny went to the garden to bring in some flowers and Mey-Rin just kept tripping over her own feet and dropping furniture whenever she came up with a new plan. Tanaka remained silent throughout the day, chuckling every now and then while he watched their pure yet competitive attempts.  

At the end of the day, none of them succeeded and Ciel was left exhausted and bored of their endless, non-entertaining actions. “I’m gonna go to bed.”

He was about to get up but Sebastian, that smug-looking bastard, held out an arm and his smile widened. “Excuse me, sir, but I’m still allowed to give it a try, am I not?”

Ciel sighed and sat back down, folding his arms over his chest. “Right, I almost forgot. Go ahead.”

It was undoubtedly the biggest mistake he had ever made. Sebastian strode over to the back of his chair and placed both of his hands on his shoulders and Ciel felt himself frowning because he had no idea what to expect. Everyone watched in anticipation as Sebastian’s hand gently slipped down his torso, causing Ciel’s body to twitch lightly and right when he was onto him, it was already too late.

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I was tagged by the ever lovely @safyresky and @mellomadness to do this so here’s my info dump, friends

Rules: Tag 20 amazing followers you want to get to know better 

Name: Liliana 

Nicknames: Ana, (I used to go by Lili only? But I got tired of it and switched to Ana), Lilia, senpai, bean, queen meme trash, YOUNG LADY (HA)

Gender: female 

Star sign: *starts sweating like I don’t know my entire star chart off the top of my head* A-Aquarius? 

Height: 5′6 

Sexual orientation: bisexual (tbh it’s a little grey? It also has to do with the fact that my mom is not okay with me being anything but Straight™ in her household but it’s whatever) 

Hogwarts House: Slytherin 

Favourite colours: Green, red, brown, gold, light blue, pink 

Favourite animals: Cats (even though mine drive me crazy? HECK), Dogs, Rabbits, Hedgehogs, Giraffes, Sea Turtles, BIRDS ALL KINDS OF BIRDS 

Average hours of sleep: sLEEP IS FOR THE DEAD and i sleep as much as i can :/ 

Cat or dog person: it’s difficult to say since I have and love both? But if I had to pick I get along better with cats (except for one. JOSIE U MENACE) 

Favourite fictional characters: Castiel from Supernatural, Bernard from The Santa Clause 1 and 2, Jacqueline Frost and her canon counterpart Jack Frost from The Santa Clause 3 (though to be honest I only learned to appreciate Jack because of Jacqueline and @safyresky’s telling of his story? While I understood his frustration at the lack of recognition in the film, I just wasn’t a fan of his antics until there was a deeper reason WHY. Idk if I’ve ever said that before but basically thanks to Dani for that among other things.) Poe Dameron, Rey and Finn from Star Wars (everyone from the light side of Star Wars really, the Dark Side does nothing for me and Anakin is a lil SHIT) Clara Oswald, Amy and Rory Pond and the Eleventh Doctor from Doctor Who, John Watson from Sherlock, Steve Rogers aka Captain America, Bucky Barnes aka the Winter Soldier, Wanda Maximoff aka Scarlet Witch, Professor X from X-Men, ALL OF VOLTRON’S PALADIN SIDE, ALL OF THE GOODS OF STEVEN UNIVERSE, also the main Trio of Star Trek (Kirk, Spock, Bones) FOR STARTERS MY DUDE 

Number of blankets I sleep with: one on hot days (I sleep european style, with no top sheet just my duvet and comforter? HAWAII YO ITS HOT HERE) Sometimes also with my velvety blanket in a certain shade of maroon that soothes me *side eyes nervously* 

Favourite singer/band: I listen to such a wide variety of stuff it’s confusing so I’ll pull samples from all corners: P!atD, tøp, EXO, BTS, Daft Punk, Lorde, Stromae, Alessia Cara, etc. 

Dream trip: Super dream trip: space. JETTISON ME INTO THE VOID PLS Ideal dream trip: Canada to meet the Dani bean and see the snoe since it has been seven+ years since I have seen even a flake of the stuff  Other dream trip: I’d love to go to Europe, or Asia. GOT FAMILY HISTORY ON BOTH SIDES EYO 

Dream job: I used to want to get paid to write? Now I know that I don’t do well on deadlines and I don’t think there’s an original plot line in my head worth writing lmao. I don’t honestly know anymore. A lot of doors have been closed to me lately and I don’t daydream a lot about this kind of stuff 

When was this blog created: who says it exists (just kidding, probably around 2013-14 but I was never online until late 2015 when I started writing for supernatural) 

What made you decide to make a Tumblr? I had an idea for a fanfic I didn’t feel brave enough posting anywhere else. That fic became a series and that’s how ASIS was written! It’s the first work on tumblr that out me on the map. I think I gained 700 followers from that series alone, hehe 

 Tagging! ANYONE WHO FEELS LIKE DOING THIS! but also @bkwrm523 @splendidcas @imamotherfuckingstar-lord @willowing-love @joanne-egberp @netflixandcastiellll @afanofmanystuffs @enaishungry @casownsmyass and @it-is-bitter, i hope you guys don’t mind the tag ☺️

Lol okay fine so it’s “”“”“”“not illegal”“”“”“ okay sure don’t worry lovelies you’ll understand when you grow up big and strong that child porn is child porn regardless of whether the characters are fictional or not. Pedophilia is pedophilia regardless of whether the characters are fictional or not.
Like lol okay fine be happy with yourselves that you’re not ”“”“breaking the law of the land”“”“ doesn’t mean you’re not breaking the law of common decency. Have fun using pride and “my dad works at Nintendo” mindsets to cover up your guilty conscience 👌

anonymous asked:

I'm unfollowing because of all the spoilers... Logan has been something I was looking forward to watching without any trailers or anything for months. And you ruined it for me.... So thanks... Hope you enjoyed the movie...🍰

I tagged it 🙄

But ok.