i'm only watching this show for you

  • Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

me, to myself through gritted teeth, after watching a new show and liking literally hundreds of posts relating to it: okay now pick the PERFECT one and ONLY reblog that one because you need to show some goddamn SELF-CONTROL. MAYBE put one in the queue. don’t overdo it this time

me, a day later: hi guys so i’ve switched fandoms,

If Sweet/Vicious gets cancelled I’m gonna blame tumblr like ffs it’s everything tumblr wants in a show??

you got a rape survivor and a bi girl as the two main characters who both became vigilantes to fight rapists on campus, a woc and moc as two more badass characters, awesome fights, great humor (it’s not a heavy show!!) and you got female show writers taking shit seriously and portraying it all accurately for once and showing how the system is messed up, and who also promised a female love interest for the main character in s2 if they get it?? like wyd?? go watch it

BTS as things my friends have said at the cinema...
  • Seokjin: It's so dark in here... I spent like an hour on my make-up and no one can even see it
  • Yoongi: *falls asleep and wakes up at the end of the movie* That was a crap film
  • Hoseok: *is the only person in the room laughing at a joke* wow, that's funny! *starts applauding really loudly*
  • Namjoon: I'm not crying, okay? This is a kids movie and the characters aren't even that likeable so don't accuse me of crying, alright? *wipes away a tear*
  • Taehyung: I can't believe this is my fourth time watching this movie and it's only been showing for a week
  • Jimin: I'm gonna pretend that the guy in front of me isn't eating his popcorn at an unreasonable volume and that the kid behind me isn't kicking my chair *fake smile*
  • Jungkook: Called it! *jumps up and nearly knocks over his drink* I fucking told you that would happen!
the signs as hamilton fandom swears
  • Aries: "she's married to a british officer." "oh, shi-"
  • Taurus: "bastard, whore's son,"
  • Gemini: "hOW DOES A BASTARD ORPHAN SON OF A WHORE AND A-"
  • Cancer: "a polymath, a pain in the ass,"
  • Leo: "SIT DOWN JOHN, YOU FAT MOTHER-STICK-FUCKER!"
  • Virgo: "pops, if you only heard the shit he said about you!"
  • Libra: "you see, that was my wife you decided to-" "fuck."
  • Scorpio: "piss off, i'm watching this show now."
  • Sagittarius: "when you knock me down i get the fuck back up again!"
  • Capricorn: Groff saying "weird little dick sock"
  • Aquarius: drunk lin saying motherfucker 37 times
  • Pisces: "when he was ten, his father split, full of shit,"

I think other than the sexist wank what is pissing me off about the Doctor Who fandom is those fans pretending that Moffat did nothing to pave the way for this change when in the last few seasons he has most definitely taken on board all the criticism he faced initially and has gotten shit done, namely:

- Bringing in female writers and directors who he then chose to work repeatedly with not just in DW but in Sherlock too 
- Black LGBTQ companion
- Showing male Time Lords repeatedly regenerating into women (one of them into a black!! woman!! proving they can change gender AND race!)
- Regenerating The Master into Missy, POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPORTANT CHANGE THAT ALLOWED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN BTW. 
- Giving Clara incredible agency not only in her death but in her posterior departure. 

But like whatever Moffat is the devil he has done absolutely nothing for the show to progress at all! LMAO ok. We get it, you hate him. You stopped watching when he came in. Apparently you also blanked out to everything good that he did to balance the bad out. 

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GRAVITY || [listen]

“A force that no one knows why exists. Only that if it didn’t exist.. If there wasn’t this mysterious attraction… This pull between objects… then none of this would exist either.”

“Thank God for gravity.”

“Exactly.”

Still-Star Crossed (ABC, Mondays 10pm est)

Do you enjoy period dramas? Especially ones with color-blind casting and Shakespearean themes? 

Then watch Still Star-Crossed.

Do you want to watch a show that is basically a Shakespeare fanfiction, filmed in Spain, with gorgeous scenery, costumes, quality writing and good acting?

Then watch Still Star-Crossed.

Do you enjoy childhood lovers torn about by circumstance? With angst and forbidden love where the Prince orders the lady to marry someone else?

Then watch Still Star-Crossed.

Do you enjoy enemies to friends to lovers relationships? Where they banter and dislike each other, but really have hella similarities and parallels and are arranged to be married?

Then watch Still Star-Crossed.

Do you enjoy sibling relationships? Ones where they support and help each other, despite different perspectives and outlooks on life? 

Then watch Still Star-Crossed.

Do you enjoy shows adapted from books? Have you read (or been meaning to read!) the book and are curious about its adaptation?

Then watch Still Star-Crossed!

Still Star-Crossed is a Shonda Rhimes produced show (and yes, I realize this could excite you or make you quit straight away), so it’s dramatic and filled with different races and ethnicities (the main character is a dark-skinned woman and the character with most power/authority is black). There’s politics, there’s romance, there’s drama, there’s swordfights. 

It also bombed the first night. (On Memorial Day.)

The first season is supposed to only be 7 episodes. ABC is not doing much to promote it. It likely won’t receive more than a single season. But it’s based on a book, and it appears to be paced to have a conclusive ending by the end of the season

That means just 7 hours dedicated to this beautiful, inclusive, fun show that will very likely have a satisfying ending.

So watch. Tweet #stillstarcrossed. Watch on-demand or live or on Hulu. Because if you do, maybe it’ll be more than 7 hours. 

  • Me: *watching a new show/movie/ playing new game*
  • Brain: I bet people ship them
  • Me: Nah...
  • Me: ...
  • Me: *searches the ship up on google to find loads of fanart of the two*
  • Brain: You ship it right??
  • Me: I don't ship it, I'm just looking
  • Me: I don't ship it, I'm just looking
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Brain: Oh stop lying to your self, you ship it.
  • Me: ...
  • Me: *searches up ship name and follows loads of blogs on tumblr of the ship*
The sections as things they've said or done in my band
  • Piccolo: Just because you can hear me doesn't mean I know what I'm doing
  • Flutes: *throws tuner across the room*
  • Clarinets: I just didn't realize I'd actually have to do work
  • Alto Sax: Endless sexual innuendo jokes lol
  • Tenor Sax: *comes in late* *salutes behind band directors back*
  • Bari Sax: *comes to every rehearsal stoned*
  • French Horns: *deep throats leadpipe*
  • Trumpets: Let's trip on acid before we perform
  • Trombones/Euphs: I only talk to freshman if they have a watch because that's all that matters
  • Tubas: *gets boner right before a field show*
  • Percussionists: *throws drumsticks into the ceiling*
  • Drum Majors: I just got hit in the boob with a flag, but it's okay
  • Band Director: Pretend your mellophone is a water gun, and squirt me with your sound
  • me: "i'm so disappointed this show was just queerbating, it could've been-"
  • Straight Person™: "wow could you stop forcing your gay agenda everywhere if you want queer romance watch movies/series with canon gays :)"
  • me: "ah, such a good idea why didn't i think of it myself! which one should i watch first - brokeback mountain, brokeback mountain, or maybe even... brokeback mountain!"

@woodland-knight

You’ve heard of Bara Oblige, now get ready for the Great Bara Arrior

they Herd Sheep together

“i’m brave because you showed me how to be”

:/ :/ :/ :/

ok suuuuure…………… the white martian that broke rank and betrayed and killed her own people to save as many green martians as she could, the one whose treachery is legend among the white martians left on mars. she’s only brave because last week a man who just revealed he has man feelings for her showed her how to be.