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My life goal is to adapt every meme


OK so I know I’m like the only person on Tumblr still playing Neko Atsume, but today’s update freaks me out a little bit.  There’s one new rare cat, and he’s called Whiteshadow.  His “type” is not the usual like, grey, or calico, or whatever… no, it’s NINJA COSTUME!!!

Also, I saw him as soon as I opened the app a few minutes ago, standing on a fence in the yard, not anywhere I’ve ever seen one of the cats before, just standing there staring, not on any of the spots where the toys and stuff go. 

I thought it was odd and a little spooky; I took a couple pictures of him, looked at them on his page, and went back to the yard.  He was gone just like that, in like three seconds, and instead of fish he left three cans of cat food???  Which since I don’t use that kind of cat food and already had 99 cans of it meant I got nothing, really??

Then I looked closer at his profile page…  Under “goodies”, he doesn’t use any “goodies” like the other cats… no, he just goes on “scouting missions”.  Who is he scouting for?  Is someone about to take over the yard??  Am I becoming paranoid over a simple silly game about cute cats???  (…yes)

This game is just trying to see how far it can go at this point and still keep crazy addicted users like me… 

I need to tell myself at this point: you idiot there are starving children in the world… stop wasting your time playing and worrying about this ridiculous game… but then I think… I can’t neglect the cats!!!  oh my g this is pathetic I need a life and a real hobby…


Let’s meet M, since so many people are curious about them!

All of the people who were cursed to share a body together were originally fairly average, normal people who simply found themselves going through a rough patch in their lives. They each went looking for a quick fix to their problems, they met Alcyone, and things didn’t turn out exactly how they wanted.

The only one of them that’s a ‘problem’ is Mary, who is a known murderer (Martin nervously refers to her as Scary Mary, and Monroe does not like her one bit). But since Mary is only one of six, she’s able to be collectively overpowered pretty easily by the other five. They don’t want to hurt people or act out, so she gets pushed into the back and is the least apparent of the six as a result.

After a lot of arguing and debating between the lot of them, they eventually came to an agreement that Morgan would be the spokesperson in most day-to-day interactions. This doesn’t mean that the other five don’t interject or push and shove, because they definitely do, but it was reasoned that since the body is Morgan’s, they should be in charge when M has to be coherent (which is usually only when talking to clients or Alcyone - M is an absolute mess and hard to understand about 93% of the time)

Each person has the same amount of push and pull of the body and the brain, and it isn’t uncommon for M to talk to and talk over themself.


                                                  So many y e a r s before them.
                I’m so glad you had the courage to tell me how their fate had changed.
                                        Yes. They will be together for many years.


ya’ll y’all wanted a selfie, ya’ll y’all got one two! 📸

I promised this like a month ago now let’s all go back to our simming and pretend this didn’t happen

I know there’s a ton of pressure on women to be cheerful and whatnot, but I am so done with the glorification of negativity and cold bitterness. I’ve been cold, I’ve been bitter, and I’ve been negative. I’ve been ✨  misunderstood ✨ , and I’ve given in to the glorification as a means of self-preservation. And I’ve been all of those things on a regular basis, for years. But what I’ve realized since getting out of such behavior patterns and attitudes is that clinging to those things for strength was nothing more than a glorification of unhealthiness. I wasn’t overcoming stereotypes – I was deeply depressed (and often blind to the fact). Yes, we live in a difficult and deeply unjust and miserable world. Yes, there are tons of reasons to be angry. We NEED to be angry at the state of the world and we need to act and push others to act. But being /constantly/ angry is tiring and being constantly negative is immature. Yes everyone functions differently, and I /understand/, but I am so done. Being around dark things drags me down, and I am done. Be angry, act, but try to make things better. Strength is trying to rise above the negativity of the world. Strength is fighting to be better by being kind. Overcoming sexist stereotypes is sometimes not being afraid to be warm and soft and “feminine” if that’s what you want to be. I’m done with the rest of it. I’ve been dark and cynical and frigid and ✨  strong ✨  but all it did was give power to the things that were actually dragging me down and feeding the shiny darkness. I’ve given a decade of my life to it, and I’m done. 

you know what? i just rewatched all the episodes from season 3, from 1st to 6th and i think it was no only great that even wasn’t a big part of the last episode, it was needed. watching all the pre-hiatus episodes + the post-hiatus one made me realize that, from isak’s pov, even was simply everywhere in the first five episodes, from the moment their eyes first meet. and it was to the point where it was almost suffocating and i think isak needed to take the time to just take a step back, breathe and recenter his thoughts on himself. i honestly believe that if isak had confronted even this week, he would not have been ready, and it would’ve made things worse. he needed that talk with the “doctor” and he especially needed that talk with jonas. he needed to start wanting to feel better, which is what happened. and although things are still far from perfect in his world, although he still has issues he needs to solve, i think he’s feeling a lot more stable now than at the beginning of the week. he’s more at peace with his feelings and he’s a lot more honest with himself. and so now i believe is a much better time to start thinking about talking to even again. 

Royai Fanfic Masterpost

Hey guys! So I asked if y’all would be interested in a masterpost of all my Royai in chronological order, and you said yes! It’s not necessarily the order in which I posted them, but the order in which they happen in the FMAB timeline :) 

I’ll update this list as I add more things to it, but for now, here’s all my Royai in order! The bolded items are the major plot points or events that happen either in my headcanons or in Mangahood :)

Stars - Royai Week 2016

J/10. Teach me how to play?

Warmth (first part)

AE/31. In awe, the first time you realized it

the call 

Roy goes to the military academy

Roy comes back, Berthold dies, and Riza gives Roy flame alchemy

Roy and Riza meet in Ishval

Ishval war ends


Hughes’ death

i will try to fix you

Transfer to Central

O/15. Loud, so everyone can hear.




Lab Three incident, Roy kills Lust

Could you write some Royai?

Bradley reassigns Riza

V/22. Muffled, from the other side of the door

Pride is revealed

call to arms

Promised Day

“You’re worth any fight”

7) “Oh gosh, no, I didn’t mean that. Forgive me, please.”

some nights


Warmth (second half)

Roy gets his eyesight back

Royai some type of sweet surprise?

AI/35. You heard me. Take. It. Off.

stay with me for the-cookie-alchemist

Y/25. In a blissful sigh as you fall asleep

Roy and Riza get married

at last

Mistletoe for kahasyn

“Thank you for always being here for me”

Roy is elected as Fuhrer

N/14. Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.



I got tagged for a selfie by @when-glory-beckons
Thanks, friend!

I got a new phone today so I don’t really have any photos on it. I know I posted this one already but this is the only recent photo I have of myself at present and right now I look like a big toe 👍🏼

I tag my pals @valhallawaits, @night-witch-of-the-butts, @mykola3 and, @hereticren. Go for it you beautiful fucks.

okay so I was playing overwatch and got tired of playing quick play cuz people were being super rude and unnecessary (ugh) and I decided to make a custom game to play by myself vs AI

except I’ve never made custom games before and I fucked up somewhere along the way and made everyone McCree????

and I do mean EVERYONE

(ofc I made myself Hanzo lmao)


fuck you too McCree 7

dear lord it’s a mess

of course they all commended me in the end (because no McCree can resist commending Hanzo)

except for McCree 8 cuz McCree 8 sucks

…well it was a fun experience but seriously

do you know how many times I had to hear ITS HIIIIIIIGH NOOON


This is Night Vale !

Inspired by this famous song ~

Here, have this excerpt from a Credence fic I’m going to post later tonight:

Dear (Y/n),

I hope this letter gets to you, if it doesn’t I’ll be really embarrassed.

Anyway, I know you’ve only been gone for 2 hours as of now (you’ll probably receive this on one of your last days – if you receive it at all), but I wanted to write to you to let you know how much I miss you.

It’s just started to rain, and I’ve put on your favourite vinyl. I’ll be totally honest, I cried a little bit after you left. I know it’s only for a week, but we haven’t been apart for so long that it feels like I’ve lost a limb.

*note: If you were one of my actual limbs I think you’d be my right leg. Don’t ask me why, that’s just what I feel you’d be.

I miss you so much. I miss your comforting presence. I miss your hot cocoa, and my belly misses your delicious dinner that you would be serving up just about now. I miss your random compliments that make me have butterflies, and most of all, I miss the way you look at me. Like, I’m some piece of artwork, or- someone who told you that you won a million dollars. You look at me like I am a million dollars. You make me feel so loved and appreciated, you’re so warm and lovely and I love you so damn much.

I’m looking out the window to our beautiful new garden, and all the flowers look so sad. I think they know that you’re gone, and they’re sharing my sorrow. But there’s this one rose - I have my eye on it right now - it’s being so persistent in this really hard rain, and it’s standing tall despite the others beginning to sag under the pressure. I think… maybe you’re that rose. God, this sounds ridiculous, but I can’t stop thinking about you. Everything just brings my thoughts back to you, and the bed smells like you, and now this damn red rose is you. It’s all you.

You know I’m not much for words, I’m no poet. I’m not good at writing like Newt is. But if I could describe how I felt without you by my side, it would probably bring a deaf man to tears. I feel so strongly about you. And no, not in the way a person simply romantically loves another, but in a way that can’t even be summed up by any form of communication. The only thing that verges on being an accurate portrayal is when the moon is really big. I forget what it’s called, but you remember, don’t you? When the moon got so big on that clear night a couple weeks ago, and I thought the world was ending, before you told me that it was natural. I feel like my love for you is so big that it’s scary, even threatening to the untrained eye.

I don’t know if this is making any sense, and I’ve started to cry again just thinking about your gorgeous face. When you get back, be ready for the tightest hug you have ever felt.

My love for you never falters, no matter where you are.

                     - Credence

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Difficult one here. Go for the full frame shots or get it over with quickly? All is good. (x)

Sorry for being mostly inactive yesterday, but I’ve been working on sprucing up the blog and editing the HTML code all day!  Unfortunately, I think I’m going to have to rewrite my code from the ground up because I can’t get anything to work the way I want to anymore!  Stupid tumblr code update. TT^TT

However!  I did manage to get one thing to work; the blog now has page numbers!  Yay pagination!  You can scroll to the bottom of the blog and there are a row of numbers you can use to jump from page to page!  As of writing this, there are 43 pages!