i'm on a roll tonight it seems

anonymous asked:

Maybe jongkey smut where key & jonghyun are teenagers in love and key wants to have sex and he knows lots about it via hacking his dad's pornhub account but jonghyun's super sheltered and knows absolutely nothing even though he's older by a year and he's supposed to top?

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  • *Molly's flat, during a thunderstorm*
  • Molly: *lying in bed; shivering*
  • Sherlock: *peering out of the window* Hmmm.
  • Molly: *terrified* What? Don't you dare think about leaving. You can't leave me alone!
  • Sherlock: *frowns; lies next to her on the bed* I'm not going anywhere.
  • Molly: *smiles* Oh.
  • Sherlock: *thinking* Hmmm.
  • Molly: *sighs* What?
  • Sherlock: *shakes his head* Nothing. I'm probably wrong.
  • Molly: *scoffs* The great consulting detective, wrong?
  • Sherlock: *glances at her* It is strange that the evening you invite me over to discuss the latest case, there just happens to be a storm *gently brushes her fingers with his*
  • Molly: *swallows* I'm sorry...you probably had better things to do.
  • Sherlock: I was here within ten minutes *holding her hand* I check the weather, too.
  • *thunder claps*
  • Molly: *immediately snuggles into him* I don't know what I'd do without you.
  • Sherlock: *holding her; rolls his eyes* Oh please, Molly, I'm the lucky one in this relationship.
  • Molly: *lifts her head* We're in a relationship?
  • Sherlock: Yup. Is that alright?
  • Molly: *shrugs; smirking* I suppose so.
Painted Nails

Charlie’s visiting the guys at the bunker and one night they’re sat around after eating dinner (a wonderful combination of pizza and beer) and Charlie has decided to paint her nails. She does her left hand easily but is struggling to do her right hand neatly. 

After trying and failing to touch up the varnish for a third time she sighs and turns to Dean, who is sat next to her trying to pretend he’s not staring at Cas while he talks quietly to Sam on the other side of the table. She rolls her eyes at his obviousness and pokes him in the cheek. 

He flinches away and says, ‘Dude, what are you poking me for?’  

Instead of replying verbally Charlie holds up her right hand and wiggles her fingers, directing her eyes to the open bottle of nail polish on the table between them. 

‘Fuck no’ 

‘Please?’ Charlie bats her eyelashes over-dramatically. ‘I thought you said I was the little sister you never wanted.’

‘You heard that?’ Dean says in surprise.

‘Oh please, I hear everything.’ Charlie smirks. ‘And that reminds me, your bathroom is opposite my room. I can hear you in the shower, singing and doing… other things.’

Dean’s face explodes in redness. He glances over at Cas who is still occupied by Sam, thankfully. ‘I- uh’

‘Don’t worry lover-boy your secret is safe with me.’ 

Dean visibly breathes a sigh of relief. He finds himself internally thanking Sam for being in such an in-depth conversation with Cas about bees that neither of them have paid attention to Dean and Charlie’s conversation. 

‘Anyway, Dean, these nails aren’t going to paint themselves.’ Charlie draws Dean’s attention away from Cas again. 

Dean looks at her and at the small bottle sat on the counter. ‘Okay, fine. But this -’ Dean gestures to her nails and the polish, ‘- doesn’t leave the bunker, understand?’

Charlie rolls her eyes but nods anyway. 

Dean picks up the brush and brings Charlie’s hand closer to himself. 

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Random Encounters Starter Sentences
  • "No need to freak out or anything. It's just singing."
  • "Just switch to an operatic voice immediately for those two words."
  • "Yeah, REAL freedom's not letting some goat mom tell you how to play."
  • "It's got N-F-C, plus HD graphics!"
  • "The booth babes simply sweep me off my feet!"
  • "I tried to move on and just forget..."
  • "Seems like I'm always falling for you."
  • "I'll take off all her tires, and roll them down the street!"
  • "We're better now, we're growing, we're safe."
  • "Try murderous violence! -I'm kidding, that's a crime."
  • "Let's become the angel of death, and make every monster dead!"
  • "Higher energy!!! Sweet!!! Okay!!!"
  • "Genocide's my only goal!"
  • "I wanna be a YouTuber, Okay? I don't get to be a YouTuber very often!"
  • "It seems I may have played with them too much..."
  • "I'm paralyzed, but deep inside, I realize that I love you!"
  • "I know every item, stage, and trophy, too!"
  • "I wrote you this song!"
  • "They're heading here just to eat me- like juicy flesh fruit!"
  • "Tonight, you're writing papers, judging dragons versus fairies."
  • "Are you okay, child?"
  • "Weh!"
  • "It's been a long night."
  • "Since it's old and decrepit, it broke."
  • "Stop stopping me!"
On Knowing Each Other | John Green (TFIOS)
  • “May I see you again?" he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.
  • I smiled. "Sure."
  • "Tomorrow?" he asked.
  • "Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager.
  • "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said.
  • "I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow."
  • I rolled my eyes.
  • "I'm serious," he said.
  • "You don't even know me," I said.
  • I grabbed the book from the center console.
  • "How about I call you when I finish this?"
  • "But you don't even have my phone number," he said.
  • "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
  • He broke out into that goofy smile.
  • "And you say we don't know each other.”