i'm on a fridge

Head cannon that in Tims tiny amount of free time, he doesn’t know what to do with himself, so instead of relaxing, he does weird stuff. Por ejemplo:
Kon: How was your day off?
Tim: I taught myself morse code. Also I learned how to read Roman numerals. And I organized your half of the closet by color. And I discovered I fit in the fridge.

omgggggggg tho…. i just realized….

in the final memory with Garrus’s dad talking to Ryder’s dad,  it’s because of Garrus believing Shepard and experiencing everything in ME1, that Garrus’s dad believes him and pushes that intel throughout Palaven’s and the Council’s higher echelons.  

IT’S BECAUSE OF WHO SHEPARD WAS, BECAUSE OF WHO GARRUS WAS, THAT THE INITIATIVE GOT IT’S FINAL BOOST AND RUSH OUT THE DOOR TO AVOID THE REAPERS

EVEN THOUGH THE MILKY WAY EVENTUALLY DEFEATED THE REAPERS, THE MILKY WAY LIVED ON BECAUSE OF SHAKARIAN

I’M GOING TO SCREAM

oh my god but did Steve and Dustin ever take the demadog out of Joyce’s fridge??? like lmao what if they had a squad dinner and were celebrating and Joyce goes to the fridge to get water and Dustin & Steve’s smiles are slowly fading as they remember what was in her fridge and they both yell but it’s too late and the demadog body falls out and everyone is screaming, someone shoots at it (while Dustin yells “DON’T SHOOT IT’S A SCIENTIFIC SPECIMEN”), Lucas has his slingshot out and then there’s silence as everyone realizes it’s dead 

all eyes go to Dustin and Steve and there’s awkward silence and then Dustin and Steve grab the dema-dog body and awkwardly excuse themselves and bring it out the door while arguing. the last thing anyone hears them say is “we’re not burying it, it’s science, Steve,” “What? You want to put it in another fridge? I’m the adult, I say-” “You’re not even an adult!” “AN ADULT IN TRAINING, DUSTIN!”

COUNTRY JOKES
  • Hungary: Austria I'm hungry.
  • Czech: Maybe you should Czech the fridge?
  • Russia: I'm Russian to the kitchen! *runs in*
  • Turkey: Maybe you will find some Turkey.
  • Greece: We have some but its covered in a layer of Greece.
  • Norway: Ew. theres Norway you can eat that!
  • Chile: I think Ill settle for a can of Chile.
  • Canada: Id like a Canada chile.
  • Denmark: Denmark your name on it.
  • Prussia: But that would Prussiarise it and might damage the chile
  • Sweden: I d'n't Sw'd'n pr'bl'm w'th th't...
  • England: I'm heading England to get some more food.
  • America: Well that would be America, were not even at sea!
  • Germany: That one of Germany problems with this joke.
  • Sealand: But I don't Sealand anywhere nearby?
  • Italy: Italy, me neither.
  • Scotland: Well were on earth, its Scotland.
  • Wales: But its a Wales away.
  • Both irelands: Well its Ireland
  • New Zealand: I New Zealand...
  • Japan: Well I'll get Japan.
  • China: And I'll get the fine China.
  • Spain: Don't over Spain yourself if you can't reach it.
  • France: If you do you could just France around.
  • Hungary: I was asking Austria to get me some food because I was hungry.
  • Percy: Hey, I'm home from the stor-.....again?
  • Annabeth: [Stuck on top of the fridge with a pot on her head and a nerf gun in her hand] I saw another spider. Nowhere is safe. We'll rendez-vous in Nova Scotia. I'm burning the house down.
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Dinner at a Korean restaurant after rehearsals!  Yummy cheese dak-galbi (치즈 닭갈비)~  Ryoutarou was at dinner with them too, but he left early since he has his birthday event tomorrow.  

And for every single one of them that posted a photo of this dinner, Ken-chan replied to all of their tweets going, “That must have been nice~” because he really loves Korean food.

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  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Person A:</b> Hey doll I'm home from the stor-.....again?<p/><b>Person B:</b> *stuck on top of the fridge with a pot on their head and a nerf gun in their hand* I saw another spider. No where is safe. We'll rendez-vous in Nova Scotia. I'm burning the house down.<p/></p><p/></p>