i'm off to clean my room and then read

anonymous asked:

omg I'm planning going on a spiritual cleanse too I just don't know where to start at all. There's plenty of books I know and I could try and do fasting. But idk, what r u planning

Yes so before Next month i’m going to get a professional back massage to start off my month cleanse!
All June im going to:

-meditate everyday
-social media used only Sat/Sun
-clean eating all month
-workout Mon-Fri
-take my pills everyday
-read everyday
-clean music playlist (only uplifting/motivational) mostly instrumentals. Listening to books.
-Keep my room clean
-Little to no makeup (i do this anyway but im going to stop wearing foundation because i wear it for no reason)
-Should list : so this list is going to contain things i feel i should do/want to accomplish and after i complete the list im going to cross out should and replace it with Must to emphasize they are things i HAVE to do/WILL do!

  • *WiFi shuts off*
  • Me: *stares at screen thinking of what I'm supposed to do now*
  • Me: Well I could finally read that book I've been wanting to finish.
  • Me: I could start that homework I need to do.
  • Me: Could finally clean my room.
  • Me: I need to give my dog a bath.
  • Me: I need to give myself a bath.
  • Me: I really need to shave my legs.
  • Me: I could call my friends I haven't spoken to in 3 weeks.
  • Me: ........
  • *takes nap until WiFi comes back on*

I feel like meh so I wrote some Anakin tries to grow a beard headcanon to cheer myself up.

- - -

The first time Anakin tries he’s 17 and no one notices for 2 whole weeks.

“Padawan, do you think you’ve forgotten something?” Obi-Wan asks one morning at breakfast.

Anakin looks at his master curiously, trying to figure out what it could be. All his clothes are accounted for, he’s bathed so he knows there can’t be dirt or grease anywhere (he checks his hands just in case), and he had run a comb through his hair shortly before coming down.

“A shave, maybe?” Obi-Wan’s eyes twinkle with amusement, his hand brushing briefly against his own, well-groomed and fully grown in beard. Both Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon had decent, respectable beards, and Anakin had grown up with dreams of one finally being able to grow his own. The two most important men in his life, his idols, had them, so he naturally wanted to mimic them. As he did in many other things.

“I–” Anakin blushes all the way up to hairline. After one week of neglecting to shave and having what Anakin thought was a fair amount of growth, he’d assumed his Master had noticed and just opted not to comment on his choice.

Was Obi-Wan saying he just hadn’t noticed?

True, the hair was light,  and soft,  and a bit patchy but…

Oh Force it was such a poor attempt at facial hair literally no one had even noticed it was growing!

“Sorry Master, I’ll do it right away,” Anakin turns on his heels and sulks back to his bathroom.

- - -

The next time he tries he’s 19, and his motivations are still the same. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are well-respected figures in the order, and since he’s already surpassed Obi-Wan in height now, the next logical step is a beard, right?

Plus, as he grows into an adult he’s begun to see just how handsome both the men looked with their respective facial hair. He would be lying if he didn’t say he hoped his own countenance would change, make him look older, maybe draw the attention of a certain Senator?

The growth goes unnoticed for only a couple days this time.

“Anakin, you shouldn’t neglect your grooming just because we’re not on a mission,” it’s the first thing Qui-Gon says as they sit down for breakfast, and Anakin blushes so hot he’s sure Obi-Wan must feel the heat radiating from him.

“I… uh, actually I was thinking,” he couldn’t find the words through his embarrassment. Faced with the two men, his suddenly realised hero worship of them sounded so childish.

“Yes?” Qui-Gon fixes him with an encouraging look and Anakin knows the Jedi Master doesn’t like people not speaking their mind.

“Nothing! I’ll go shave.”

He leaves the table in a hurry without eating a bite (he’ll find food later) because it’s preferable to explaining his thoughts.

- - -

The last time he tries he’s 22. He’s on a solo mission and there is absolutely no one to stop him.

He’s away 3 months, so when he returns he has a full growth of dark blond hair, artfully groomed somewhere between Qui-Gon styled preference and Obi-Wan’s neatly groomed full coverage.

The two Masters meet him from the transport, and instead of the warm greeting he’s come to expect, with tight hugs and affectionate kisses, he gets laughter.

Uncontrollable, stomach-aching, leaning on eachother to stay upright laughter.

“Anakin what is that on your face??” Obi-Wan asks as he fights to catch his breath, his cheeks pink, fingers curled in Qui-Gon robe lest his legs give out.

“A beard!” Anakin is blushing and all of a sudden he feels like the 17 year old padawan again.

“Why?” Is Qui-Gon’s unhelpful entreaty between rumbles of low laughter, his arm around Obi-Wan’s shoulder to keep from hunching.

“Wh-! Wha-!” Anakin can’t comprehend the question. “Why are you acting like it’s such a strange thing? You BOTH have them!” He accuses. They’re drawing attention,  but the temple is more than used to these particular Jedi bickering with each other.

“Yes, but we suit them Anakin,” Obi-Wan says without a hint of cruelty, just endless amusement at his former padawan’s expense. “In fact we’ve been told we look better with them,” Obi-Wan looks to Qui-Gon for confirmation, and gets an agreeing nod. “Handsome, even.”

“Regal, I’ve heard,” Qui-Gon adds, deadpan, and Anakin fixes him with an unamused look over red cheeks.

“You aren’t helping.”

“I wasn’t intending to.”

“Anyway, what I mean is, Anakin, my former padawan, I love you but,” Obi-Wan screws up his face as he looked for the right words, “You look like a half shaved Wookiee.”

Anakin stalks out of the hangar with a cry of frustration as Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon collapse into fits of laughter again.

Needless to say, Anakin shaves off his beard and never tries again.

But even still,  Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon continue to tease him for weeks after. Right up to the point where he sneaks into their room when they’re sleeping and shaves both their faces clean.