i'm now off to eat something

Always Molly Hooper, Never Just Molly
  • Mycroft: Brother mine, I'm an idiot.
  • Sherlock: *pause* I agree but what is the occasion?
  • Mycroft: *rolls his eyes* I knew she held feelings for you and yet it never occurred to me that you could - that you would ever return those feelings.
  • Sherlock: You're right. You are an idiot. She's the only one I can tolerate and can deal with all of me without wanting much in return.
  • Mycroft: Liar. She would obviously want your affection.
  • Sherlock: Not so obvious. The christmas gift I noted but everything else was a mystery. I liked her company.
  • Mycroft: Three kisses means romantic attachment. It was clear.
  • Sherlock: *hesitates* I didn't think I deserved it. I hurt her several times.
  • Mycroft: Yes, but this was the one thing you got right. Or you will...
  • Sherlock: You're being more overbearing than usual what's your play?
  • Mycroft: Delete it later but I do actually want you to be happy outside of your detective games. You need it or you'll be sitting with Eurus permanently.
  • Sherlock: It wouldn't hurt to spend time with her. On the opinion of Molly I have already begun to make amends.
  • Mycroft: And how is that going?
  • Sherlock: Slow but necessary. If I do this right Mummy will probably forget that you ruined their lives for several years.
  • Mycroft: *sighs heavily* Don't be too slow or I'll help you.
  • Sherlock: You're not to go near Molly Hooper.
  • Mycroft: That's your tell.
  • Sherlock: What?
  • Mycroft: You always use her full name when talking to people. Never just Molly.
  • Sherlock: She's more than just Molly.
  • Mycroft: I'm aware. Shall I get grandma's ring out or do you...
  • Sherlock: SLOW.
  • Mycroft: This will make Eurus happy.
  • Sherlock: *silence*
If Qrow was a teacher at Beacon instead of Signal
  • Qrow: Alright, blonde coconut! What's your name?
  • Jaune: Ja-Jau-Ja...
  • Qrow: WELL, SWEET FALL MAIDEN ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDEZ BENZ! YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC F***ING EAGLE!! DO YOU SING!?
  • Jaune: *stutters*
  • Qrow: HARMONISE WITH ME, MAGGOT!!!
  • Jaune: I don't know if I can-
  • Qrow: *sings a very high note*
  • Jaune: *SCREAMS*
  • Qrow: *snaps Jaune's neck*
  • Qrow: What about you, whitehead? What's your story?
  • Weiss: Oh, well, my name is Weiss, and after I ace this academy, I'll become one of the defenders of Remnant.
  • Qrow: Wow. You seem to have a good head on your shoulders.
  • Weiss: Oh, well thank you so m- *gets headbutted by Qrow*
  • Qrow: Now listen up, you double deckered PIG FART! You don't get to be a defender of Remnant, 'TIL AFTER, YOU PULL YOUR HEAD, OUT OF YOUR HAMSTER HOLE!
  • Qrow: What about you, kiddo? Where do you see yourself in three years?
  • Ren: I plan to give my body in service to Professor Ozpin, sir!
  • Qrow: Oh. OH, YOU THINK THIS IS HAREM OF THE DEAD!? Boy, if you can't beat a Grimm Parasite, WITHOUT ANY DUST, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with Oz!
  • Qrow: *holding Cardin up by the face* WELL SWEET JOLLY F***ING RANCHERS, I BET YOUR MOM WISHES SHE HAD SWALLOWED YOU!
  • Nora: *starts eating a pancake*
  • [silence]
  • Qrow: So. What's going on in this neck of the woods? You got something to eat there?
  • Nora: Yeah, I'm just eating a pancake.
  • Qrow: Oh. Pancakes, huh? You, uh...You like that flapjack?
  • Nora: Mhm.
  • Qrow: Alright. Well, uh, from now on, you'll be known as Pancake Girl.
  • Nora: ...I don't like that name.
  • [silence]
  • Qrow: ...You know, those are actually quite high in calories. You know what's a real good way for burning off calories?
  • Nora: ...What?
  • [cut to her running and crying]
  • Me: I should draw one of the other Silmarillion characters today. I haven't drawn Finrod yet, I'll do him.
  • Me: *draws an elf*
  • Me: *makes him beautiful*
  • Me: *erases one hand*
  • Me: FUCk. Might as well draw Fingon, too.
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The Price of War, from Fairy Tail Chapter 521

So everyone might be freaking out about Gray and Zeref, but this scene right here? That was the one that hit me right in the chest. It’s something this world could use a reminder of right now, and I applaud Hiro for adding it into Fairy Tail.

anonymous asked:

I just thought I'd tell you in case it amuses you; I didn't notice the capitalisation on Corner Bakery the first time i read that post, and as a non-american, I didn't realise it was a chain called Corner Bakery, and thus was mildly confused that you were warning off people from visiting bakeries on corners. And now I'm confused as to why some asshat thought it was clever to name their chain something that should be used as a factual description, like it's not an indication of good quality dude.

LOL! Never eat at a bakery on a corner in the midwest. You can’t trust a baker who can see in two directions at once. What else can he see

anonymous asked:

hi i feel like i've lost all motive to be productive and now i'm slipping. do you have any advice?

i’m in pretty much the exact same boat pal – i’m in this weird interim space in my life, but the things that do help me (and i know will help me if i can just pull my depressed ass off the couch)

  1. routines!! it’s a sense of familiarity and repetition that can start your day well and good, and send you off on a good day (hopefully)
  2. good playlists and music, the sort that calm you down and quiet your head
  3. eat!! eat something yummy and good for you (and your soul but also your body)
  4. meditate – take time to clear out your head, i find this always helps recenter my focus
  5. know that as much as you’ve lost motivation and will to be productive, the world will keep on turning so sometimes you just have to wrench yourself up from the depths of whatever it is you’re dealing with and just do your shit, as unfortunate as that is. 

i’m sorry, i’m in a really lousy space today, but i’m hoping this helped you a little bit!! and maybe it helped me too, i have so many things to do that i am not doing, rip. i’m wishing you all the best sweet anon <33

Couldn’t help myself. He’s so proud about getting Aliboob time with Sin <3

Of course I was able to reach Sin! It’s me after all! He always has time for me. He oftenly calls me to his office. We have already done it several times there, but I cannot talk about that. Quickies are harder now that I wear pants and he has ripped off my uniform more than once haha. I always beat him up because of that. Anyway why don’t you wait until work is over, Alibaba? Sin and I still live together as usual. Let’s have dinner together today, shall we? Maybe I can cook you something, don’t you want to eat a lot? 

The thing that gets my blood boiling is how people can make such hurtful or careless comments. People have this crude habit of pointing things out on someone, even though the person is aware of the fact.

Yes, I’m overweight. Do you need to remind me on how fat I am? No, no you don’t. People that are overweight KNOW that they are. We live in our bodies, and sadly enough, we get shamed for the housing we’re in. It’s like we can’t even eat something small, because heaven forbid we shouldn’t eat, without getting comments or looks. Or we can’t even walk around, at least feel comfortable in what we’re wearing, without being looked up and down by judging eyes.

I don’t care if you’re a stranger or family member, people know what is going on with their face, their hair, and their bodies, so keep your comment to yourself. Unless I am on fire, there’s a bug on me, or some other disaster, then I don’t need to hear it. I know and other people like me know.

Be more considerate of our feelings.

My Family Group Text:

Brother: I’m planning to take Friday off and head to the shooting range, who’s in?

Me: Damn, y’all some crazy guns nuts now or something?

Husband: She is now a west coast pacifist

Me: I’ve always been a pacifist.

Husband: Really? You’ve kept a knife on you since high school.

Me: For my emergency orange peeling needs.

Min YOONGI as a father:
  • *praising his kids*
  • "Waah you won a gold medal in racing. No wonder you're my kid. We both have swag in our genes after all ha! So Proud of you.. Okay,Now get out of here.dad needs to sleep"
  • *Scolding/scaring his children*
  • "you had a fight in school and you beat a kid? Aaish! You do take over your mothers side. You have left with me no choice now. When I did something like this in school you know what my dad did? He gave me to a circus for a year. I had to sleep with monkeys in a cage and eat nothing but bananas for a whole year.. But I'm not going to do that because I love you. We'll just leave you under a bridge with some money. Okay?
  • *kid starts freaking out*
  • " Honey pack all his clothes ! I'm dropping him off tomorrow. Also pack some of his favourite food. We're harsh but not monsters"
  • *kid starts bawling*
  • "So Weak. Don't do anything like that ever again .if you do, you'll wake up next morning in a zoo! Now get out of here, dad needs to sleep"

Title: Hush Hush
Series: Mob Psycho 100
Characters: Shigeo “Mob” Kageyama, Katsuya Serizawa, Arataka Reigen, brief appearance by Teruki Hanazawa
Pairings: Serirei
Notes: Written for @one-trash-man who requested serirei trying to hide their relationship from Shigeo but Shige 100% knows. 

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but now i'm ok and it's thanks to you

fandom: bts
characters: everyone minus Hoseok (who’s mentioned briefly); side namjoon/seokjin
summary: 8-year-olds Taehyung and Jimin babysit 18-month-old Jeongguk (and grown-up Yoongi) because Seokjin thought it’d be a cute idea.
rated: g
wordcount: 2632
note: Title from the song Panchito Blue II by Peach Kelli Pop. 


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Darkened Light, Starless Night - Chapter 1

Chapter One | Chapter Two

Fandom: Gravity Falls
Characters: Stanley Pines, Stanford Pines
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: Things don’t go back to normal overnight, and Stan has doubts that there’s even a normal to go back to at all. (blind faith au)
Notes: hey! this fic is inspired by Blind Faith by @pinesinthewoods, and picks up where that one ends, so go read that first if you haven’t already!
also on ao3

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  • leo: you'd fancy a piece of chocolate cake?
  • nico: no thank you I'm not hungry
  • leo: a cookie?
  • nico: no thanks
  • leo: something to drink?
  • nico: I'm killing you right now
  • *percy approaches*
  • percy: ehi guys I made a bunch of cupcakes, they suck lol I wanted to give them to Mrs. O'Leary
  • nico: cupcakes? no way I love cupcakes give them to me I'll eat them all please you're so good at baking
  • percy: thank youuu neeks!
  • *gives cupcakes to Nico and leaves*
  • leo:
  • nico:
  • leo:
  • nico:
  • leo: ... you serious man?
  • nico: fuck off

5-seconds-of-magcon-sausage  asked:

6, 16 mechanic/cook,etc., 17, 29, 39, 54 artist!, 63 curious classmate!, 66, 74 BFF!, 112, 136, 139. All with them wit Luke please. I'm so so so sorry if it's too much, take your time sweetie! ❤️❤️

(I just chose a couple to do, hope that’s okay x)

You couldn’t help but smile as Luke spoke. He was only telling you about his week, catching you up on all of the events that had happened to him since his last date. One of his hands was laced with yours across the table, both of you finished eating a long time ago, now just enjoying being in other’s company.

“Why are you smiling at me like that?” He grins, cutting himself off. “Is there something in my teeth?”

“No just…” You shrug, unable to remove the grin from your face. “Just smiling at you, I suppose.”

Now, don’t tell me you’ve fallen in love with me already.” He smirks, squeezing your hand gently as you guffaw and roll your eyes. “What? It’s a perfectly valid question.”

“Sure.” You nod, pressing your lips together to prevent your laugh. “It’s not my fault if you make me smile. It’s actually a good thing.”

“I was just talking about my week.”

“I like hearing you talk.”

“I’ll hold you to that.” He laughs, squeezing your hand again. “Means I get to talk all the time.”

“Now I don’t know about that.” You smirk, Luke’s grin widening. “What if I eventually get bored of you?”

“But you’re already in love with me. You can’t get bored.”

“I never said I was in love with you.”

“You didn’t have to. I can see it in your eyes.”

“Oh really?”

“Yup.” He nods triumphantly, sitting back in his chair. “It’s the same look I’ve been giving you for weeks.”

“Oh now Hemmings, don’t tell me you’ve fallen in love with me already.” You smirk, echoing his words.

“Sorry to break it to you Pretty Girl,” He smirks back, thumb dragging circles on your hand. “But I’ve been in love with you since day one.”


“You’re staring at me.”

“Am not.”

“Are too.”

“Fine, but only because you’re beautiful.”

You roll over, leaning your chin on Luke’s chest to smirk at him, his own smile growing when you look at him. His fingers soothe patterns into the bare skin of your back, and in the dim light of the room, his eyes still managed to shine.

“You know, someone once told me we fall in love with beauty.” He murmurs, eyes dropping from your eyes to your lips for a moment, before looking back up at you. “And I always thought it was an incredibly shallow concept. But meeting you, I realise what they meant. Because you are beautiful, but not just in the way you are. It’s the way you think, the way you act. That’s the beauty I fell in love with, and I guess that’s what they meant, inner beauty.”

“When did you get so romantic?” You ask with a giggle, leaning up to press your lips to his briefly. “You’re pretty beautiful too.”

“Doubt it.”

“No Luke, you are.” You grin. “Not just physically, and let me assure you there are millions of people ready to tell you how gorgeous the shade of blue your eyes are. But you’re beautiful in the way you breathe music, finding lyrics from nowhere. You’re beautiful in the way you never leave anyone behind, no matter what the situation is. You are beautiful Luke Hemmings, inside and out.”

He smiles again, tilting his head up to capture your lips again. He hums against you, letting out a little sigh of content.

“It’s a beautiful life.” He smirks, causing you to groan and pull back, both of you laughing quietly in the night.

“You just had to ruin it, didn’t you?”

“Can’t help it.” He shrugs with a smirk. “You just make me too happy to not be cheesy.”


You let yourself into Luke’s apartment, locking the door behind you and heading straight for his room. The two of you had been best friends for years, and it was more than common for you both to spend the night at one apartment rather than the other, typically his, due to the fact it was a lot nicer.

You open the door to find him on the bed, sketch book on his knee and pencils littered across his duvet. He looks up with a start when you enter but you pay him no attention, your eyes instead landing on the image on the page.

Is that a drawing of me?” You ask, staring it in awe. You finally look up to meet his eyes, his cheeks tinged pink. “Luke?”

“Um…yeah.” He nods, dropping his gaze to the sketch pad in front of him. “They…well…I got stuck for inspiration and drawing you usually helps me so-“

“You’ve drawn me before?”

He nods slowly, holding out the book to you. Crossing the room, you take it from him gently, flicking through the pages to reveal his various etchings of you, some in colour, some in grey scale, but all equally beautiful.

“Lu…they’re incredible.” You mumble, looking back up at him in amazement. “Really. Why haven’t you ever shown me these?”

“Oh yeah. Hi Y/N, I know you’re my best friend but I’ve been secretly in love with you this entire time and just so happen to have a sketch book full of drawings I’ve done of you.”

“I…you…what?” You splutter as he takes the book back, fingers stained a little grey from where he’d been drawing.

“See? We’re ruined now.”

“How are we ruined?”

“You don’t want to be my friend anymore.”

“No, I would however, like to be your girlfriend.”

“I know, you can just…wait what?”

You smile, Luke’s look of confusion making you want to laugh. He opens and closes his mouth comically for a minute, before you respond.

“You know, just because I don’t have a sketch book full of you doesn’t mean I don’t feel the same.”

RA 31 Day Challenge

      14. If he showed up at your door

Well first I suppose, I’d give him a warm welcome

& a hug

& maybe a kiss

I’ll offer him something to eat

& to drink

Oh my lord ! I’m so sorry, let me dry you

Urgh! Now we’re both

How about you take that shirt off, I wouldn’t want you to be sick !

I don’t want you to feel uncomfortable, so I’ll take mine off too, eh

*fake shiver* ooh it’s a little cold now, is it ? How about we go to my bedroom, I’ve got good blankets there

& maybe we could take a nap…

or not.

(one day maybe I’ll answer seriously, but today is not that day !)