i'm not trying to steal these

anonymous asked:

the scene from tkm where neil asks what andrew would give him and andrew responds with "don't ask questions you already know the answer to" kills me because not only would andrew do anything for neil even before they got together, neil later says the same to andrew. it's so Good!!

HONESTLY!! THEY WOULD GIVE EACH OTHER THE WORLD IF THEY COULD!! like andrew could ask for the moon and neil would genuinely try to steal the fuckin moon

There goes July...

I may be scarce for a bit.  I just got an order of 50 plushies due as soon as I can make them.  I was expecting an order from this customer…just not this soon or for this many o_o

I have a few ML posts in my drafts that I’ll be spreading out over the next few weeks until I can complete this order. 

Sharing A Bed Starters
  • "Did you have a nightmare?"
  • "I had a nightmare."
  • "There's plenty of room for the both of us."
  • "There is not enough room here for both of us."
  • "It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."
  • "You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"
  • "We've only got the one bed between the two of us."
  • "Quit stealing the covers."
  • "Quit kicking me."
  • "It's better than sleeping on the floor."
  • "It's either this or you sleep in the tub."
  • "Alright. Get up here."
  • "We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"
  • "Please go to bed."
  • "Sleep is for the weak."
  • "Do you have any idea what time it is?"
  • "Dutch oven!"
  • "You sleep on top of the sheets."
  • "I'll sleep on top of the sheets."
  • "I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"
  • "You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."
  • "I have to sleep closer to the door."
  • "I can't sleep this close to the door."
  • "Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."
  • "Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."
  • "We can cuddle."
  • "Just don't try cuddling me or anything."
THE SIGNS AS ICONIC QUOTES
  • Aries: I'm smarter than I look... *grabs boobs* DO YOU CALL THIS IMMATURE?!
  • Taurus: I don't want to be here. I want to be in a spa being fed a nice taco... Preferably chicken.
  • Gemini: She better not steal my thunder or I will literally punch her in the face.
  • Cancer: I respect you for shoveling the poopy. I do. I really, really do. It takes a lot of courage and a really blind sense of smell to shovel that poopy. But I had a really serious hand situation, and I just couldn't shovel that poop.
  • Leo: My heart is golden, but my vageen is platinum.
  • Virgo: I'm a good person... I'm not just saying that.
  • Libra: I feel like I'm not being myself, but I'm trying really hard to be myself, but because I'm trying so hard to be myself it's making me even more not myself.
  • Scorpio: I'm a corn husk; you gotta pull all the layers back, and in the middle is this luxury, yellow corn with all these pellets of information. And it's juicy, and buttery. You want to get to that corn.
  • Sagittarius: I didn't go into this photo shoot with no clothes. I was daring enough to actually have clothes, then take them off.
  • Capricorn: I'm really pissed. She re-interrupted me, which I think is very rude. I interrupted Taylor and she re-interrupted me.
  • Aquarius: Today was just a dream come true. I stepped out of my comfort zone, many times and angles. Dad would be proud, even though I was naked.
  • Pisces: I didn't mean to offend anyone by taking that nap... Michael Jordan took naps. Abraham Lincoln took naps. And I'm in trouble for napping?!
  • Arthur: Admit it! You like my boyfriend.
  • Gwaine: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Merlin? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no man ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's boyfriend? Sure, of course, but do I like him? The answer's no.
  • Snape: You have performed extraordinary magic with this wand, my Lord, in the last hours alone.
  • Bellatrix: WHAT?
  • Snape: What?
  • Bellatrix: You... YOU... how DARE you steal the Dark Lord away from me?
  • Snape: What? Oh Merlin, Bellatrix, don't be ridiculous! I was talking about -
  • Bellatrix: His wand? And the "extraordinary magic"? FOR HOURS?
  • Snape: *sighs*
  • Bellatrix: *leans in and whispers* How did you do it? He won't even let me kiss him. But believe me, I'm trying! I'm not even wearing any underwear.
  • Snape: I did not need to know that.
  • Jimin: Stop with the flirting! Admit it, you like my boyfriend!
  • Jungkook: Oh, come on. I mean, am I atracted to Taehyung? Sure. Do my days feel better when i'm around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no person ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's boyfriend? Of course. But do I like him? The answer's no! You have nothing to worry about.
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I got really excited about old man Corvo today

So I saw a thing that said Leo would like cooking because he wouldn’t even need a stove or anything he could just use his fire, so of course I had to.

nicktoons unite syndicate resumes
  • plankton: why am i qualified for a position? well i've been trying for years to steal a burger formula to run my former friend out of business
  • crocker: i'm willing to put others in harm's way to prove the existence of fairies
  • calamitous: i'm trying to kidnap a twelve year old boy to finish my evil inventions for me
  • vlad plasmius: i'm trying to murder my best friend
  • syndicate:
  • vlad plasmius: and marry his wife. oh, and i tried to clone his kid one time
  • syndicate:
  • syndicate:
  • syndicate:
  • plankton: i'll put down 'potentially overqualified'

So I hit 1,290 followers and I wanted to celebrate early instead of at the next hundred so here’s a ‘lil something for the future occasion!! 

Thanks to everyone, this one’s for you ✨

[Please don’t repost or steal]

  • Luhan: Stop with the flirting! Admit it, you like my boyfriend!
  • Jongdae: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Minseok? Sure. Do my days feel better when i'm around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no person ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasise about him? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's boyfriend? Of course. But do I like him? The answer's no! You have nothing to worry about.

the discussion about how jiraiya was not the best teacher got me thinking about my headcanons for what naruto learned on his training trip that wasn’t fancy jutsu

(there is absolutely no basis in canon for any of this, I just wish it were true)

  • how to manage a spy network
  • infiltration (+constructive application for his [presumably] unique henge)
  • honestly, a lot of the nastier side of ninja life that doesn’t involve killing people?? it’s implied jiraiya does a lot of dirty work for konoha when he travels so…..
  • how to not look like a ninja in a civilian town
  • how to not look like a ninja in a foreign hidden village
  • seals, because dammit, jiraiya, teach him about his parents even indirectly 
  • he’s an uzumaki he’ll pick it up quickly
  • the fact that he is occasionally a girl (or neither a girl nor a boy, but that’s less common) and is willing to use her gender identity to stop jiraiya perving on the baths (because that’s his goddaughter and he feels creepy and old now)
  • (the other visitors to the baths are v grateful)
  • how to cook (and use poison, but mostly cook)
  • that cute civilians do not take “wow, you’re really scary!” as a compliment
  • (‘but that’s a standard compliment, why did she get angry at me? ow! it was just a question! …what do you mean civilians don’t consider that a good thing?’)
  • that cute civilians will accept (non-poisoned) baked goods in apology
  • how to walk in high heels
  • how to read and write kanji more thoroughly by editing icha icha (and stop it being Porn Written by a Man™)
  • (in konoha, kakashi is crying happy tears)
  • (anko, after stealing one to find out why, is cackling)
  • a surprising amount of formal etiquette from that time she was dragged into the narutoverse equivalent of a finishing school when jiraiya was off doing Research
  • that nice kimono are heavy and hot and too much work, why do we wear them
  • his alcohol tolerance
  • jiraiya’s alcohol tolerance
  • other people’s alcohol tolerance (in general)
  • how to avoid a group of angry drunk missing nin while trying to keep your angry drunk godfather quiet and compliant