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Rejected Badge Ideas

By Draco Malfoy, 4th year

I LOVE POTTER Too revealing

FUTURE MR. HARRY POTTER I said too revealing. Pull yourself together, Malfoy. Anyway, Potter will be taking my name.

POTTER IS THE CHAMPION OF MY HEART Clever, but also disgusting

I SUPPORT POTTER Wow, this is boring as fuck

POTTER IS FUCKING HOT True, but I don’t want him to think I only want him for his looks, you know?

I WISH POTTER WOULD SUCK MY COCK WOAH! Too needy!

SUCK MY COCK POTTER Better, but a touch demanding.

FUCK ME POTTER Also should consider that I will not be the only one wearing these buttons

FUCK YOU POTTER Funny! But actually, let’s leave fucking out of it. Wouldn’t want to deprive the first years of supporting Potter via button due to inappropriate language. Hmm, what else do I like about him…?

POTTER SMELLS LIKE EVERYTHING GOOD A bit of an exaggeration. I don’t want to seem too smitten. 

POTTER SMELLS GOOD True, but does a bland statement like this really deserve to grace a badge?

POTTER SMELLS LIKE QUIDDITCH Okay, now it’s too specific

POTTER SMELLS LIKE SWEAT I might be the only one who likes this smell? Does this make me weird?

(Pansy is looking. GO AWAY, BITCH!)

POTTER STINKS LIKE SWEAT Haha, right, Pansy??? He’s so gross, I hate him. This isn’t very catchy though. What about…

POTTER STINKS Short and sweet (just like Potter!!) (NOT!! lol jk Pansy! Obviously that was a joke. Potter is not sweet). Anywaaaaaay, let’s just go with this, shall we?

(from the universe created in this post)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Phineas and Ferb. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Doofenshmirtz’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Phineas and Ferbn truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Doofenshmirtz's existencial catchphrase "Curse you Perry the Platypus!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jeff “Swampy” Marsh's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Phineas and Ferb tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

All of you:

Me:

//SWEATS NERVOUSLY//

ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION MATTERS
  • because I didn’t know what asexuality was until I saw it online
  • because for the longest time, I thought I was just broken
  • because finding out there was a label for people like me, that there were others like me, was one of the best days of my life
  • because people still react like it’s impossible, or will go away once I meet the right person
  • because no one knows what it is and it shouldn’t be my responsibility to educate every single one of them
  • because I am told that I will get over it
  • because asexuality is used as a trope for people who are cold and heartless and don’t know how to love
  • because we are compared to robots or plants
  • because people think we have been assaulted or traumatized in some way, and that this is just a reaction, and not just who we are
  • because there is no mainstream media character I can point to that has been identified as asexual
  • because when even thinking about characters who may be asexual, the only ones that come to mind are written that way as jokes or to make a point about their personality
  • because people still think the a is for allies
  • because there are kids growing up right now that feel just like I did and they won’t learn about asexuality until long after they think they’re broken too
  • because everyone deserves to see themselves in their heroes
  • because we exist and we are here and you can’t keep ignoring us
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Behind the Scenes of Planet of the Dead - Part Ten  

Excerpts from Benjamin Cook’s set report in DWM 408

[after their disastrous first day of filming in a sandstorm]
How far is David’s patience tested on a day like this? “Although it’s been miserable today,” he replies, “and obviously everyone’s tense, people haven’t collapsed into depression about it - maybe because we’re away and it’s novel. It’s pretty grim, the sand being blasted in our faces all day, in your eyes and mouth, but everyone has to look to exactly what they need to do to make this machine that’s malfunctioning run as efficiently as it can under the circumstances. That’s all I’ve hoped to do, to try to keep it together.”

“It was a day of days,” says James [Strong, director], “but we staggered to the end. The worst thing about it, knowing how beautiful that desert is, was the thought that perhaps we’d go home to Cardiff with this really quite average footage. What an absolute shame.”

[the next day]
“BLUE SKY!” shouts a delighted David Tennant, as the sun rises in - yes! - a crystal clear sky. “Let’s get going.”

The plan is to re-shoot yesterday’s wide shots first, including the abandoned stuff with the crane. Bizarrely, nothing much goes wrong. Michelle grazes her finger, but only slightly, so she puts on a plaster. “I’ll sell it on eBay,” she says. DWM gets its shemagh [the red-and-white head-covering the crew used to keep blowing sand out of their faces] caught in its zip. Um, that’s about it. This can’t be right. Where’s the catastrophe?!

Other parts of this set:  [one]  [two]  [three]  [four]  [five]  [six]  [seven]  [eight] [nine]
[ Masterlist of all Doctor Who Behind-the-Scenes Photosets ]

anonymous asked:

Idk if you already have a whole bunch of these but I wanted to suggest a lyric for the Klance ficlets! "I used to say I wanna die before I'm old, but because of you I might think twice"

It’s the stupidest thing that makes Keith realize it.

It couldn’t have come at a more inopportune time. There’s dust everywhere, kicked up from the chaos and the hundreds of stampeding alien civilians running around, and he can barely see where he’s swinging his sword—he hopes it’s at a Galra soldier but who knows anymore—but only one thing is clear, despite the insanity going on around him.

Lance’s laugh, right in Keith’s comm, piercing the random shrieks and garbled language and the orders being shouted by Shiro to Keith’s left. 

They’re in the middle of the melee, fighting their way out of this village with only their bayards and their wits about them, and Lance is laughing.

For times to have a revelation about being in love with your teammate, this can definitely be counted as probably the most inconvenient in history.

Keith’s never figured that he was gonna have a long run in life. 

Everything has always happened at double-speed: his parents dying, the moves from foster home to foster home, getting the acceptance letter to the Galaxy Garrison, getting the notice that he has 24 hours to leave the premises or stricter action will be enforced, all the way up to finding Shiro in that strange alien pod. 

They were all thrown into Voltron so fast, into this act of saving every single planet they pass by while simultaneously fighting off Zarkon’s entire fleet, that in the times that Keith did finally have time to breathe, he just knew

He knew that there was a countdown over his head, each second ticking down to the inevitable, to the final battle, us versus them, life or death. He knew that their enemy had ten thousand years of conquering the known universe on them and that Zarkon would never hold back from using deadly force to get what he wanted. 

It’s just that, suddenly, somehow, Lance made him want to try.

Made him want to see what was on the other side of the final battle, to find hope in that thought that has been always elusive in Keith’s mind. The thought of peace. Of finding something that Keith actually considers home.

And just now, as the dense cloud of dirt dissipates in front of Keith and reveals the very same blue paladin right there, grin wide on his face as he swings his gun around to blast away another soldier, it makes Keith wonder if maybe you can find home in a person too.

send me a song lyric and i’ll write you a ficlet (no more pls!!)

  • squip: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
To prove a point I just did what Lauren did. Sorry for the emotional fallout but I had to prove a point. Lauren is an emotional creature and she is very reactive. And as much as she may believe in what she is saying right now because of her emotions it doesn't mean that its the truth. Camren may not have been real in the sense of I'm your gf and you're my gf. But we didn't imagine those looks. We didn't imagine those touches. And we didn't imagine their chemistry. "Camren" may not have been "real" but Lauren and Camila's feelings for each other were.

I love you Lauren but the only one who believes you is you. And she is still going through a break up and her world is being exposed for all to see so I understand her defensive response. I also understand her want/need to protect Mila. Which is what I think it really boils down to. I’m not going anywhere. I love my Munchkins and I’ll be here as long as you guys are. 😘😘😘😘💕💕💕💕

anonymous asked:

But see, (different anon), it isn't a disability if it doesn't disable us is any way right? Like we are held back by anything. Autism is just a different way your mind is arranged. It makes you hypersensitive and intelligent. I can't imagine who I would be without it. This sounds mean, but sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who cares about anything in my school or family, and I don't think something that makes you care is a disability.

oh no i agree that autism doesn’t “disable me”, but a society that is not ready for autistic people, a society that is not ready for our needs and our accessibility requirements, a society that rejects every essence of my being? that disables me. it is not harder for me to get a job because i am autistic, but because employment is generally inaccessible for autistic people. it is not harder for me to go to uni because i am autistic, but because education is generally inaccessible for autistic people.

this is why it is a disability. not because we are less able to succeed, but because we are in a society that is not designed to help us succeed as it is for others.

every person on this planet has accessibility needs, disabled or not. the difference between people with disabilities and people without is that people without them have their needs catered for, and we do not.

anonymous asked:

I kind of like to see Sansa with Podrick. I know I'm in the minority there but I think it be a sweet relationship and someone who would treat Sansa good.

OMG ANON. OMG. Listen, you’re in the minority but you’re in the RIGHT PLACE. Sansa x Podrick is like my favorite crack! I’m obsessed with it. See I’ve talked about it a little in the past here

I think they would be so perfect for one another.

Sansa has grown up so much from the way she was as a young girl, but that young girl wanted the valiant, handsome, ideal knight type of man to take care of her. 

Since then she has only ever been treated poorly by most of the men in her life. I think this would make her apprehensive about men in general and also wary of relationships.. 

These instances have contributed to her being stronger, though. An outspoken lady who takes no shit from anyone. I think she will be the dominant person in her next relationship. (I’m not talking sexually lol but whatever maybe that too.)

Pod by contrast has grown up wanting nothing more than to be the kind of brave knight that Sansa envisioned. He just wants to learn to fight so he can be a protector. He is constantly trying to prove himself worthy of the honor of knighthood because it’s his dream, and it’s not a selfish dream. Pod likes to serve. I really think he just wants to be a good fighter so that he can guard someone well haha.

And since he was introduced we have seen that he is unflinchingly loyal and also kind, patient, and understanding. He took good care of Tyrion through the years. With Brienne he has had to work hard to earn her respect but he never complained and I think that she has started to see potential. 

What I love about him is that he respects Brienne’s strength and is happy to follow her and serve her because he values her skill and courage. In other words lil’ Pod is a feminist who would respect the hell out of a woman like Sansa because he admires strong women and is not threatened by them. Basically Pod is actual perfection and the least problematic fave haha. Far too pure for Westeros.

All of this makes me think that not only would they be compatible, but it would be sweet and adorable to see Sansa finally getting treated well and to see Pod finally being appreciated as well. Idk. I love it so much.

And there is always the fun added bonus of Pod being canonically dynamite in the sack, to the point that the whores refused his payment because he left multiple women that shook. If anyone deserves a man like that it’s Sansa hahaha.

Anyway before I get salty asks I know this will never be canon. Sansa is going to be either Queen in the North or Wardeness of the North and will marry above Pod. But I can dream :)

Bonus: Here is a picture of Pod because I love his cute face omg I want to kiss it.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Madoka Magica. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Homuras’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from American literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Madoka Magica truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Kyubey's existencial catchphrase "wanna make a contract" which itself is a cryptic reference to Faust's epic stories I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gen's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Madoka Magica tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Dear Misogynists, Please Stop Calling Me A Sexist

I grew up in a home of feminism. That probably sounds odd, but it’s true.
My great-grandmother was a suffragette and chained herself to the gates of Buckingham Palace.
My grandmother has pictures of herself standing topless on a bridge with the words ‘Baas In Eigen Buik’ written on her belly, roughly translated that means 'I’m my own belly’s boss’.
My mum’s a gynecologist and dedicated her life to promoting protection and pregnancy prevention (what Americans may call 'planned parenthood’).
Me myself… I go to law school and I’m specializing in PIL and Human Rights (women’s rights are human rights fyi). I spend my internship giving women in forced marriages free legal advice.
Me and my mum, we used to have the 'we can do it’ poster in our hallway.

Perhaps it was not very necessary to tell you all that, but I feel it kinda was to make it clear how pissed I am, because I happen to know some shit about feminism, and sexism too. I’ve been called many things, that includes a feminazi, an internet feminist, I was told to shut my female mouth, etc etc. Ever since I’ve been openly criticizing Daenerys, I’ve been, to my shock, called something else entirely. 

Not often, no, just to make that clear, I hardly receive any hate. Many people agree with me but so often I’m told people don’t dare say what I’m saying because they’re afraid of being called out. It’s as if there’s a taboo on disliking Dany… Why? I don’t get it? Why is it not allowed to not admire her and not kiss her ass? Where is the law that prohibits me from being honest about my feelings for a character that doesn’t actually exist? How messed up it is it, that people anonymously tell me they agree, cause you know, they don’t want hate? The majority of messages I get is from super nice people, but for the first time in my life I have been called something I never expected anyone to ever call me… a sexist

Here’s my open letter to all these misogynists who have called me, and other people speaking their minds, a sexist in the past couple of days/weeks/months(/years?), and yes… I will call you a misogynist, because only people who don’t know shit about feminism, call others a sexist for criticizing and openly disliking a character who happens to have (to quote dear Emilia Clarke) tits.

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Before Your Eyes

Steggy Positivity Week | Day 5: Tropes, Kinks or Cliches

No one needs to say what’s going on between Steve and Peggy. They can all see it.


Erskine discovers it because of a fight, and because he has always been perceptive when it comes to other people.

He’s busy going over all the final preparations for the procedure that will, he believes, change the course of the war (there’s no room for false modesty in this), when Phillips appears in the doorway. The colonel looks if possible even more disgruntled than usual and barks out, “If you want that skinny kid to actually get to the injection part, you might want to point out that getting himself beaten to a pulp on a regular basis ain’t going to help.”

Which Erskine understands to mean that Steve Rogers has gotten into yet another altercation with one of his fellow recruits. Not that the official paperwork will say that, of course. Steve doesn’t report whoever it is that he keeps fighting with, and the recruits will close ranks if asked. But they all know where Steve’s “training injuries” are really from.

He makes his way to the medical bay, but stops at the entrance when he realises Steve isn’t alone.

Agent Carter is standing beside the bed, looking down at him, her arms folded and her forehead creased into a frown.

“Tell me,” she’s saying, “are you trying to get yourself killed?”

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anonymous asked:

As an asexual person who is nervous about Bughead, I can say I would've been a little less bitter if Riverdale made him gay and not straight. It'd be less upsetting to lose representation if it went towards representation for someone else who needs it. Cole has said that Jug is not asexual OR aromantic but I'm holding out hope that they might not be blatant about the sex part so I can cling onto the asexuality part. I don't care what people ship, though, and I'm happy for Bughead shippers.

This is exactly the kind of solidarity we need to see more often around here.

Let’s all take example from anon when we feel like to talk about our ship as if it’s the only one that has a right to be. 

We shouldn’t turn this into a huge fight between ships, because at the end of the day that’s not what matters most, the real deal here is representation.

We should try to make of this fandom an example of how supportive a community can be to a minority so little represented as asexuality and all its shades, so that next time, other productions might actually consider portraying more diverse characters 

You can say shit about me all you want but do not, for a second think that you can drag my friends - the people that I care about through the dirt to make it seem like they’re the ones at fault because that is not okay. But you’re right, they don’t know the full story - only yours so how does that make me the saint? Aren’t I the evil one since you’re the only one who has said anything about me when I have not mentioned a word? Since they’ve only heard your part, something so degrading and exaggerated - I’ll happily take blame and be he bad guy. I don’t need to explain my side because the people I care about already know, and that’s all that matters. I’m writing this so maybe you can see that it doesn’t affect me in the slightest with the manipulative words you’ve used since you’ve blocked me everywhere else possible to communicate with you. Take everyone on your side, tell them your story. But don’t think for a second that it bothers me. I don’t need to explain what had happened in full details, nor do I need to explain which parts of your post were true or false. I know those things already.

I’ll be back Sunday or maybe tomorrow morning.

anonymous asked:

Ohh hi! when u say that bc other parts of his body isn't being damaged it doesn't make sense that his ear will, but I said it ur self our legs don't get broken just by walking n there r ppl who can't hear n can walk/see u know? Like sometimes it's only a part of our bodies that gets the damage? Idk if this is worded right? I'm not a native speaker but anyways I'm not the same anon n pls Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to force this on u!! I hope u don't think that this is rude, u can obvi-1

-2 like what ever u want

I’m just gonna answer this one now cause it seems like I worded that answer in a way that made people confused - I’m not saying it’s impossible for Bakugou to suffer earing loss because of his quirk, I’m saying that the idea that that’s just what is naturally gonna happen because his quirk goes boom very loudly every day always isn’t an headcanon I myself share

Can Bakugou overdoing it damage his ears in the long run? Sure, I don’t see why not. Could Bakugou’s body have been born with a predisposition to earing loss, making his ears the only part of his body taking damage by simply using his quirk? Again, sure, I don’t see why not!

But the question that was asked of me was “what do you think of the headcanon that Bakugou will in the long run become hoh/deaf because of his quirk?” and my own headcanon (not canon, just my own opinion on the matter) is that, under the assumption that Bakugou was born with a 100% healthy body, simply using his quirk in a safe and controlled way isn’t naturally gonna damage him! And if you don’t share the same opinion, that’s great! It’s just my way of seeing this, Horikoshi never gave us much as far as canon goes when it comes to this sort of things anyway so every opinion is as worth and valid as the next