Rejected Badge Ideas
By Draco Malfoy, 4th year
I LOVE POTTER Too revealing FUTURE MR. HARRY POTTER I said too revealing. Pull yourself together, Malfoy. Anyway, Potter will be taking my name. POTTER IS THE CHAMPION OF MY HEART Clever, but also disgusting I SUPPORT POTTER Wow, this is boring as fuck POTTER IS FUCKING HOT True, but I don’t want him to think I only want him for his looks, you know? I WISH POTTER WOULD SUCK MY COCK WOAH! Too needy! SUCK MY COCK POTTER Better, but a touch demanding. FUCK ME POTTER Also should consider that I will not be the only one wearing these buttons FUCK YOU POTTER Funny! But actually, let’s leave fucking out of it. Wouldn’t want to deprive the first years of supporting Potter via button due to inappropriate language. Hmm, what else do I like about him…? POTTER SMELLS LIKE EVERYTHING GOOD A bit of an exaggeration. I don’t want to seem too smitten. POTTER SMELLS GOOD True, but does a bland statement like this really deserve to grace a badge? POTTER SMELLS LIKE QUIDDITCH Okay, now it’s too specific POTTER SMELLS LIKE SWEAT I might be the only one who likes this smell? Does this make me weird?
(Pansy is looking. GO AWAY, BITCH!)
POTTER STINKS LIKE SWEAT Haha, right, Pansy??? He’s so gross, I hate him. This isn’t very catchy though. What about…
POTTER STINKS Short and sweet (just like Potter!!) (NOT!! lol jk Pansy! Obviously that was a joke. Potter is not sweet). Anywaaaaaay, let’s just go with this, shall we?
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