i'm not the only one bts

  • bts: *changes haircolor*
  • army: oMG OMG OMG ok oK everyone prepare
  • army: EVERYONE GO GRAB A FIRST-AID-KIT AND SOME DARK SUNGLASSES WE'RE FIGHTING BACK THEY'RE NOT GOING TO KILL US THIS TIME
  • 1 comeback mv later:
  • newsreader: a disaster of greatest magnitude has killed more than 3,000,000 people
RANT AF

I WANNA KNOW WHY THERE IS SO MUCH SKIN SHIP WHEN GOT7 (not just got7) GOES TO JAPAN AND DO THEIR LITTLE ONE ON ONE FAN ON THE STAGE HUGGING THEM AND LAYING ON THEIR LAP BUT WHEN THEY COME TO AMERICA HOME OF THE FREE WE GET HIGH FIVES AND SHOVES FROM THE SECURITY IF WE TRY TO HAVE A CONVO OR RECORD THEM AT THE CONCERT WE PAID OUR OWN EARNED MONEY FOR THOSE DAMN TICKETS. ITS NOT LIKE WE GONNA TWERK ON THEM!! LIKE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY WE CANT RECORD THEM OR HAVE AN AWESOME FANSIGN WITH THEM WHEN WE NEVER SEE THEM EVER EEEVVVVEEERRRR LIKE IT BREAKS MY HEART HOW WE GET TREATED SO BADLY WHEN ALL WE CAME TO DO IS SEE THEM AND BE HAPPY AND NOT HAVE A WHOLE DAY RUINED BECAUSE SECURITY IS ACTING LIKE SHIT ETC.

bangtan on a road trip
  • seokjin: designated driver. mainly because he's the only one who can reliably drive a car. brought a bag full of snacks and various medications. and earplugs.
  • yoongi: sitting in the front passenger seat so he can't murder the loud kids in the back. just wants rest. can't get any rest. there is no wifi. when will this hell end
  • hoseok: havin a good ole time. in control of the aux cord for the majority of the ride. mostly mindin his own business and playing phone games. unproblematic passenger
  • namjoon: trying to read but keeps complaining about his headache. probably broke the air vent. dressed to kill but there's no one around to see it. problematic passenger
  • jimin: crammed into the back with kook and tae. usually quiet and likes to look out the window with his headphones on. until tae gets him riled up. all hell breaks loose
  • taehyung: stuck in the middle seat. whines about it often. hasn't stopped talking for the entire ride. keeps trying to play 'i spy'. jimin has joined him. when will this hell end
  • jungkook: alternates back and forth between rock-like sleep and uncontrollable hyperness. no in-between. tried to rip the seatbelt in half when he got bored. fell asleep on tae

don’t fear the reaper

Summary: Legends tell of a valiant warrior, blessed by the divine, betrayed by the leader he fought so hard to serve, locked into an eternal half-life. Called goblin, this man lives forever, watching the years pass him by, until his fated other half can release him.

(It’s funny, Nico thinks. They say legends are always a little true.)

General Nico di Angelo is killed at noontime, under a sky as blue as his lover’s eyes.

It happens like this, like divine retribution for the guilt he keeps pressed between his fingers. He returns from the war triumphant and blood-stained, followed by a legion of adoring soldiers and whispers of divinity, of spirits, of death. His name has spread across the continent, passed between enemy lips, like a promise. A warning.

If the fates abandon you, and you meet the man with clothes as black as midnight and a sword red as blood, turn back, turn back.

You will not survive him.

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