i'm not that bad of a photographer

Excerpt from the poem “CONVERSATIONS I’M NOT STARTING” by Ashe Vernon (@latenightcornerstore), featured in the collaboration poetry collection Before The First Kiss

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Tom was gorgeous and eloquent and wearing purple socks and best of all, he was RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME.

Other things:

He had a little tuft of hair sticking up, which makes me just itch to be able to smooth it.

The amounts of face-touching, jaw-stroking and hands - just hands - was egregious.

There was a lovely young gentleman beside us who was filming it for Radio Times, so I’m guessing we’ll get a video at some point?

No new news about S2. :(

Alistair Petrie made Tom laugh a lot, for which I am supremely grateful to him.

On Tom Hollander’s improvised molestation of him: “He didn’t even ask permission. I’m scarred for life.”

How good is this suit?! 

Purple socks.


**please forgive the absolute shit quality of these iphone photos, I didn’t bring my real camera and these are for posterity only!

music aesthetics

lana del rey: champagne-stained kisses on love letters, vintage photographs, smoking in lingerie, sad girls & bad boys, wading in the ocean, flower crowns, california afternoons, red dresses, lipstick smeared on bedsheets, gold chokers

lorde: your favorite worn converses, fluorescent lights, eyeliner wings, ripped jeans, abandoned streets, kissing your best friend, combat boots, cherry cola, pinky promises, black nail polish, biting your lip, convenience stores at 2am

fall out boy: speeding down the highway at 100mph, screaming in the dark, smashing windows, fireworks, running until you can’t breathe, the shriek of tires on asphalt, wayward headlights, midnight revelations, the clink of glass bottles

NANA Week - Day 4:  Cake

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Still chipping away at the pile of gifs. Have some casual eyefuckery, the main cause of sudden death for photographers and audiences everywhere. (x)

Spoilers maybe for Guardians of the Whills but…

More than a decade of reading fanfiction tells me this alone would be an excellent summary, before I remind myself I am in fact reading a junior novel and need to chill.

anonymous asked:

i used to be a larry it got a little ridiculous and i couldn't hang anymore. why y'all such conspiracy theorists tho? what if none of this is subliminal like honestly they could have been in love in the beginning but i don't see it towards the end or even now. i'm gay as fuck for larry when i believed they were in love but

“why y'all such conspiracy theorists tho?”

It’s not my fault that whoever is behind this ridiculous cycle of stunts is so bad at their job and so bad at lying that the idea that a 24 year-old man was pushing a doll around in a pram whilst being photographed seemed 100% more likely than the story they told. Seriously. I wrote about it back in January here and I’m not copying and pasting it all, but it outlines what has been presented as “fact” versus what I actually saw with my own two eyes. It’s not even a conspiracy article, it’s words versus actions. Which is what everything comes down to. You’ve heard the whole “actions speak louder than words” saying yeah? Well it’s a good way to go about critical thinking. I prefer to think of what I say and post as “critical thinking” as opposed to “conspiracy”. 

That article isn’t even taking into account that they announced the birth originally on the 20th of October 2015

I mean…it clearly looks like unfinished copy, but why have this story ready to go in October. On the day that One Direction cancelled their first show ever in five years. 

But no, they really covered that up well and didn’t at all shroud the actual birth in any kind of mystery by having some lady announce it on Instagram before having Louis do a slow stroll past a TMZ photographer on his way to go into Sunglass Hut to have a quick look around before deeming their selection aggressively inadequate for his royal highness and walking back out via same pap in case they didn’t get the shot the first time. 

I suppose I can see why people think this is a crazy conspiracy given how it’s covered in the media…

(x)

“what if none of this is subliminal”

“like honestly they could have been in love in the beginning but i don’t see it towards the end or even now.

Excuse m-

Now you’ve done it. You’ve brought “hollaback girl” Louis out because he heard that you were talking shit and you didn’t think that he would hear it. 

“but”

We’re done here. Good day.

anonymous asked:

Is anyone else laughing their ass off at SDCC pics? I feel kind of bad for them. Can't win. I'm sure they were told to tone it down. No way this is their normal behavior. They posed more at ease w/ fans that weekend than in these shots. I'd put money RDM/JF/whoever else was there that's a higher up at Starz was behind the photographer. Awkwardness is palpable. This is an unpopular opinion but it makes me feel for SC. Normally SDCC seems so fun for them & fans alike. This year seemed eh for all.

yeah those new pictures are honestly painful to look at. like compare them to the pics even from T2 or Comic Con last time and it looks like someone ripped their souls out. Con definitely felt different this year, I’m sure money had something to do with it bc there were moments where I feel like they kind of let their guard down and we saw the Sam and Cait we knew come through but most of it felt very tense and awkward, like you said. And those photos just highlight aaaall of it. Like the space between them, them not knowing what to do with their hands, the body language, THEIR FACES. jeeeeesus. anyway, I’m starting a petition to bring back these happy, lovey-dovey people:

  • song: *contains the word 'photograph' or 'picture' in the title or in a lyric verse*
  • me: oh that must certainly be a meronia song of course let's go listen to it and check the full lyrics out
  • song: *is actually about the tragedy of a blurry early monday morning selfie*
  • me: ...ok nevermind
  • me: ...
  • me: ...no but actually, what about a Kira never happened AU where they're just having a real bad hangover and all groggily giggling about a blurry post-lazy-morning-sex selfie they just took and they're...together...and so happy, I'm about to start crying---

Tried drawing they toys’ responses to a couple of gifts you guys have given to Sproing…

The bow tie was a gift from @icetigerkitten

The sweater was a gift from @peachdalooza

anonymous asked:

I need your help!! Do you have any good flirty puns? I'm impressing a boy.

ohh, impressing a boy, huh? ❤ let’s see…

if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple!

is your last name google? because you have everything i’m looking for!

i’m no photographer but i can picture us together!

anonymous asked:

Halo 2's cover art was made canon by Hunt The Truth though, as there was a whole section dedicated to how Ben took that photo and then ONI cropped it and edited out all of the bad stuff to make it propaganda.

I hear Ben actually took the pictures of chief in every single halo cover art somehow, he’s known as “the silent photographer”