i'm not that bad at baking

My first ever commish! This was so fun to do!! I love the wind haha, this is my commish for 606nebula

Advance haapy new year guys! 

Lets be happy and be excited for the new year to come! (/^▽^)/

I’m so very excited! I finally say good bye to this terrible year lol

It wasn’t all bad I guess, Mob happened (oh so thankful!) and… …it seems it’s all the good I see haha ah! yeah I learned how to make gifs and and I didn’t shift to a new course (not sure if it’s good or something but at least I didn’t give up haha) 

Yeah, not so bad xD I hope you guys had fun too! Lets be happy together weee!

*child bakes terrible overly sweet cookies*

mcu tony: oh my god these are worse than my omelets, how fascinating *to child* how did you do this?? it’s so bad?? can you teach me

616 tony: *is going to pass out* they’re very sweet aren’t they!!!!! they’re vERY SWEET!! *to child* you’re very sweet wow this is really… really…… sweet… you’re very sweet! this is really sweet of you

perks of being my girlfriend

1) I will buy you hella cute lingerie 
2) You are welcome to model said lingerie for me, preferably while sitting in my lap
3) I will bake you cookies and make you pizza and we can cuddle and watch netflix stuff
4) I’ll take you on boring dates like to farmer’s markets and farms and hiking but i will try to spice things up a bit and probably eat you out on a boulder in the forest so yeah
5) We can have cute sleepovers like every night and i will paint your nails and do your makeup and play with your hair and we will stay up late and talk about life and space and feminism and basically anything you want
6) When you’re on your period, I will take baths with you and take care of you and feed you chocolate and cuddle you if you cry and omg
7) I’ll text you funny selfies and songs that i want you to listen to and stuff that makes me think of you
8) I’ll play goofy games with you and take you shopping and take you to the movies and wine and dine you every single fucking night if that’s what you want
9) We can raise plants together and lots of puppies and kittens
10) Okay i’m really sad now and i want a girlfriend

okay

Okay first of all you’re probably going to think this is a bad joke but I’M SERIOUS

So, I’m baking cookies and this though comes to me and I just can’t get it out of my head:

Why are they called cookies? They aren’t cooked, they’re baked.  Shouldn’t they be called bakies???

SpockFact #42

Spock is an excellent baker. Although he doesn’t do it often, Spock has an affinity for baking pastries and cakes, his lemon loaves are to die for. The specific measurements involved in baking make him perfectly suited to the practice and his creations always come out perfectly, the decorations he adds only enhancing perfection. Bones, on the other hand, is much more suited to cooking than baking. He prefers to experiment, mix and match, he likes to throw seasonings together and create whole new flavours, preferences that do not go well with the strict chemistry of baking pastries. While the two of them have extremely different techniques in the kitchen, combined they can make the most delicious three course meals that the crew has ever tasted.

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sorta-kind a present/shout out to @justjackbitty because I spent the last week going through about 350 pages of their blog??? because Zimbits. So here’s a messy Zimbits. Not perfect but whatevs

If you haven’t read OMG Check, Please! ( @omgcheckplease) this doesn’t make sense to you. Go read it if you want idk man it’s your life

Summary of the line of Feanor

Feanor: made like 3 gems. Burned one of his kids

Maedhros: is probably banging his cousin. Part orc???

Maglor: sings. Stole 2 kids

Celegorm: has a dog. Probably banged everyone at this point

Caranthir: money

Curufin: gem dad’s mini me

Amrod: potato

Amras : baked potato

Celebrimbor : gem dad’s grandson. Bad life choices
  • Pastry chef: I can bake anything. Just last week I had someone request a birthday cake topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella, and pepperoni, and I made it without a problem.
  • Customer: Impressive, was it hard to pull off?
  • Pastry chef: No. In fact, it was a pizza cake!

It’s ya boy, king cake baker extraordinaire. Actually, it didn’t rise enough and it’s still a little raw but not bad for a first ever attempt at using yeast

I’m no baker at all so excuse the shoddy piping, but irl these taste so good! Vanilla biscuit with strawberry icing for my family for Valentine’s Day!!! They’re half eaten tho there was originally 11 lmao! Best part is they’re totally vegan and also wheat free (my mum has wheat issues)

anonymous asked:

Cynthia, don’t even start with me. We all know that the cookies you “baked” for the PTA bake sale were actually store bought, and guess what? They tasted like trash. You’re always late to Yoga class on Tuesdays at 3:00-4:00 PM and you look like a flailing turtle when you go in Standing Tree position. You dress like a teen girl who just discovered Claire’s and your son is bad at soccer, so don’t even go there, Cynthia.

@the-real-ted-cruz look what you’ve done

Shout-out to aros who became aros out of trauma.

To the aros who had bad experiences and don’t trust themselves when thinking about being in a romantic relationship, even though they’d like to be.

To the aros who experienced abuse or worse when growing up that “turned you off” romance.

To the aros who wonder if you’d still be aro, even if you didn’t experience what you did.

No matter what happened, it was real, it sucked, and it doesn’t make you less of a “real” aro. 

If you identify with another romantic orientation eventually, it’s okay. If you’re fine with being aro, that’s also okay!

I’m proud of you and I love you~ ♥ ♥

Just FYI, trying to bake cookies for your husband to take to work while simultaneously working on your newest chapter of fanfiction is a recipe for disaster. I just burned a whole batch of butterfinger cookies and filled my kitchen with smoke because I was so focused on my writing. Good for you readers, bad for my husbands work friends.

anonymous asked:

Azusa, Kanato, NSFW and SFW headcanons, please?

[Mun] マリ: I’m not too familiar with Kanato and Azusa so I did my best. Hope you like it! 💕


Azusa || SFW

  • You wouldn’t think it right away, but he’s a real romantic. He likes lighting candles for his lover in his bedroom and cuddle with her; he’s also fascinated by his wounds when they’re illuminated by the candlelight, but he gets shy when his lover kisses his wounds and tells him she loves him entirely, for who he is; including his wounds
  • Absolutely loves baking, but he’s pretty bad at it. Actually tried to bake cinnamon rolls for his lover but burnt them to the point that they were inedible
  • Bites his lip a lot
  • Likes to watch reality TV programmes and cliché soaps in his spare time
  • Polishes his knives at least once a day and smiles at his reflection when they’re all shiny

Azusa || NSFW

  • He’s most likely bigger than you would initially expect
  • When he’s turned on, his voice becomes deeper and he stutters less
  • Gets off on seeing his lover covered in his bite marks, her blood smeared all over her body, and sometimes pulls out of her during sex to come on her stomach while she’s already tainted with blood
  • Sometimes, he threatens his lover with a knife during foreplay, enjoying the look of fear on her face, and lets her edge up to 10 times until she’s completely worn out - only then does he penetrate her

Kanato || SFW

  • Will literally step over corpses for a good cup of hot chocolate
  • Will (quite aggressively) order his lover to bake him sweet things, but he turns into a child on Christmas morning when he really likes it
  • He owns a teddy bear onesie and he’ll lounge around in it with his lover when they’re having a chill day at home
  • He thoroughly enjoys it when his lover wears cute, dolly but still natural make-up (image is completely SFW) and prefers short hair over long hair

Kanato || NSFW

  • Uses Japanese artistic bonding methods on his lover (緊縛 kinbaku; click, image is NSFW)
  • He’s relentless during sex; he will have his lover on his knees (relatively NSFW image link), stained with blood, begging for him, and choke her so hard she almost passes out 
  • Sex with Kanato is rarely ever romantic, but instead closely resembles hate sex; he groans and yells mean things to his lover, fucking her senselessly, but usually apologises for it afterwards and makes up for it with cuddles 
About Me!
  • Name: Domino
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Things I Love: Sweets, Writing, Snuggling, Laughing, Making Other People Smile, Baking and Cooking.
  • Things I Hate: Snakes, Liars, Spiders, All Bugs Really, Strangers, Being Alone, Being Around a Whole Bunch of People, Public Speaking, Presentations and Karl. Fuck that guy...
  • I am a small angry child trying to find my way in this big bad world. Please take care of me.
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  • *if i find out that y'all enjoy my writing, i might take requests???*

things you definitely shouldn’t think about:

  • tiny toddler alfie solomons following his mum round the kitchen while she bakes
  • he manages to break up a blazing row his parents are having by saying his first words, which unfortunately were fuck off in russian. they end up laughing so hard they forget what they were even arguing. it was about his dad being a bad influence. turns out, his mums the problem here.
  • his mum absolutely gets the tiniest fluffiest dog that only ever barks at alfie. she thinks it’s hilarious watching her big gangster son sit there uncomfortably while a tiny puppy growls at him for the whole visit
  • she’s the first stop on the bakery’s delivery route
  • alfie refusing to move from his mum’s bedside for days
  • the only ring he can’t wear is hers

Date idea: The news says that there’s supposed to be a meteor shower that night. I invite you to my house at noon, and we bake a cake. We watch movies until it’s almost dark while waiting for the cake to cool. When it gets late, we make our way to the kitchen and frost the cake. We cover it with way too much chocolate frosting to be healthy. After setting up a tent outside, we take the cake out, sitting in the tent eating it and watching the shooting stars. Make a wish, you say. I wish for you to be happy no matter what, because I love you.