hunk: hey have you ever thought who shiros favorite is?
lance: oh hunk. oh my hunky honey bear. you do NOT want to know my thoughts on THAT whole situation
hunk: oh boy. ok I’ll bite, who is shiros favorite?
lance: fine you asked for it. it’s pidge.
hunk: …..huh. I would’ve thought you might have said keith.
lance: oh yeah he is too
hunk: ok you lost me
lance: look the way i see it is, pidge is the favorite the way the baby of the family is always the favorite. Keith is like the eldest son, born to take over the family business or whatever.
hunk: alright….so where do we fall in all of this?
lance: well pidge is first with keith running a close second so while keith may not get more desert at the table or get away with murder like pidge does, he’s given more responsibilities and will ultimately gain more of the inheritance. after him comes allura who’s sort of like the hot girl next door shiro has a crush on but he’s too shy to ever ask out. then it’d be you, the cuddly middle child who’s kind of left to his own devices cause your can obviously take care of yourself, then coran, alluras whacky uncle, then the Lions who are the family pets, then me
lance: the other middle child who’s the obnoxious class clown only there to get a cheap laugh out of the audience and kind of just there to make shiro angry or exasperated and give him more personality otherwise he’ll look boring
lance: but then again I’m not the last one anymore cause now slavs in the picture and HE’S the one who makes shiro angry and annoyed…..although, he is a lot smarter than i am and he brings out an even funnier side of shiro so I’m probably still the least favorite…….what were we talking about again?
hunk getting up and hugging lance from behind: lance you know you can always talk to me about stuff right?
lance trying not to tear up: uh yeah hunky bear i know that why wouldn’t i know that
hunk: us ignored middle children need to stick together
lance: heh yeah