i'm not taking this seriously enough am i

OK

That thing about Ayano forgeting her scarf at Shintaro’s place may have been a false alarm BUT I HAVE A EVEN BETTER PROOF THEY ARE CANON

THE Y APPEAR ON A FUKCNING BAND AID TOGETH ER

My reaction to movies I want to see for the rest of this year
  • Me: "I saved all my money and I can't wait to see Civil War!"
  • X-men Apocalypse: "Remember us?"
  • Me: "Right...well...yeah, I'll see you guys too!"
  • Keanu: "Hey, we come out a week before Civil War...and we have a kitten!!"
  • Me: "Guys...I...I only have so much mone-"
  • Alice Through the Looking Glass: "We've returned after 6 years and this is how you treat us?"
  • Me: "Aw come on, a lot has happened-"
  • Finding Dory: "Don't even talk about waiting so long for a follow up-"
  • Me: "Now that's not fair you know I am going to see you-"
  • Jason Bourne: "Yeah well I came back too, so what about me?"
  • Me: "I...I mean...it's not-"
  • Ghostbusters: "What are you against reboots all of a sudden?"
  • Me: "I have nothing against reboots! I just don't have enough to see every single film...I can only see so much-"
  • Star Trek Beyond: "So you're gonna reject us. That's it? If it's about "Into Darkness" then-"
  • Me: "No no its not that but-..."
  • Suicide Squad: (coughs)
  • Me: "SERIOUSLY?"
  • Doctor Strange: "This is for not giving you Season Four of "Sherlock", isn't it?"
  • Me: "It has nothing to do with that!!'
  • Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them: "Aw come on you should have enough money by then to see me-"
  • Me: "I mean...I think I will? Please guys, I'm begging you...stop...I am one perso-"
  • Rogue One: (in an Adele voice) "Hello."
  • Me: "Take my money."

I wrote this ficlet for @bakaramia​ based on her new Pliroy pic, found HERE.  I hope you all enjoy it!  <3  (P.S. just long enough for a read more)


“Look, I’m trying to take your stupid movie seriously,” Yuri complained. “The least you could do is pretend to be paying attention.”

J.J. laughed.  His head was heavy and distracting on Yuri’s lap.  “I am paying attention.  Your lap is just so comfortable, chaton.  Can you blame me?”  He batted his eyelashes, teasing.

“Suit yourself, but if you fucking fall asleep on me, I will not hesitate to draw all over your face.  In sharpie.” Yuri forced himself to look back to the hotel TV.

Keep reading

  • Have you ever noticed that serial killers are basically children throwing temper tantrums because that one person won't pay attention to them?
  • Aizen: Shinji Shinji Shinji pay attention to me, look at me Shinji, look at me, YOU DIDN'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO ME SO NOW I'M TURNING EVERYONE YOU LOVE INTO A BEAST ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME NOW?
  • Hannibal: Will look at me, look at me, pay attention to me Will, Will look I gave you a present, I made you breakfast, Will you're eating someone you know, look at me
  • Loki: I will accept attention from LITERALLY ANY FAMILY MEMBER I am prepared to COMMIT GENOCIDE WILL SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME no not you LOOK AT ME!!
  • Joe Carrol: Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan look over here, over here, pay attention to me, look at me, I WANT ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION look at this elaborate plan I came up to kill people JUST FOR YOU, Ryan please come to my execution please I want all of your focus to be on ME even when I'm dieing RYAN WHY AREN'T YOU COMING!?
  • Helena: Sestra?? SESTRA??? SESTRA!? LOOK AT ME SESTRA I CUT OFF A TAIL! I KILLED THE PERSON SESTRA WILL YOU HUG ME NOW?
  • Klaus: I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME I DON'T CARE WHO- no not you- CAROLINE? KAMI? SOMEONE!!!? No Elijah not you SOMEONE LOVE ME WILL YOU LOVE ME IF I KILL MULTIPLE PEOPLE? MARCEL?? Rebekah please this isn't about you SOMEONE LOVE ME!!!
  • Tate: Literally everything I've done since meeting Violet is about getting her attention or being mildly angry with her and trying to get her attention literally everything
  • Dandy: I WANTED TO BE A THESPIAN WILL PEOPLE LOOK AT ME NOW?
  • For REAL I think Peter Hale is the only exception to this rule and even that's pretty highly debatable
  • Lucifer: SAM SAM SAM PAY ATTENTION TO ME SAM I AM SOOOOOOO BORED. SO. BORED. WILL YOU LOOK AT ME IF I TRY TO KILL YOU?
  • Crowley: Dean Dean Dean Dean Dean Dean look at me, over here, Dean are you paying attention to me? Dean I kidnapped our angel, I made a deal with him, I'm trying to kill everyone you love, are you TAKING ME SERIOUSLY AS A VILLAIN YET DEAN? ..... Do you maybe want a beer...?
  • Ingrid, Zelena, Rumplestiltskin actually alot of Once Upon A Time villains: I am evil because I am trying to get someone's attention, Emma?? Regina?? Belle????? BAELFIRE!? STOP IGNORING ME AND GIVE ME YOUR LOVE THIS IS VERY UNFAIR OF YOU
  • Serial killers seem to be giant children throwing very violent temper tantrums because they aren't getting enough hugs and that's more than a little disturbing
  • Possibly more disturbing is that this is only the list I can think of off the top of my head there's a 99.9% chance I'm forgetting some

anonymous asked:

Ok. so I am an INTP (tested a lot to be sure) and I have just been wondering if it is normal to not really be all that interested in Science. Everything I read about INTPs is stuff like "Theories about the creation of the world" and "Thinking about Quantum Physics" but I'm not really into that kind of stuff. Physics does sound like a fun class but since I am not old enough to take it yet, I don't really know. I much more prefer books, fantasy, and contemplating the destruction of people.

Well, to be honest, for the first 16 years of my life I couldn’t have cared less about science. 

No, seriously. I grew up surrounded predominantly by artsy. humanities & economy people and since there were always (fiction) books around the house, I devoured them like I was starving (*bibliophile high-five*). 

Fiction filled me with the sensation that there was something more beyond the mundane, the everyday life - that there were discernible patterns in how people (re)acted, how (life) stories unfolded, how, since heroes shared a number of traits, there was a “recipe” to becoming that kind of person. 

Fiction became my lense through which to view and analyze the world, but -bluntly put- it failed me. Instead of realizing that fiction was a (deliberately construed) interpretation (not a mirror image) of the world, I expected the world to be a mirror image of my fiction. 
I got mad when people didn’t act as they would have in books, when they didn’t fulfill the “formula” for “the perfect friend” or “perfect parent” (or at myself when I wasn’t “the perfect hero”) and sought refuge in ever more fiction. 

Y’see, fiction makes sense. Fiction, especially crime fiction (which I adore) provides you with answers. Real life just doesn’t do that - real life was endlessly boring and confusing to me, ESPECIALLY the myriad ways in which people acted “normally”. 
And science? Ugh. Don’t even get me started. Fiction was exciting, fiction had something to say and made me think, fiction was like life, only better. Science? Science was life in the dullest way possible - you stripped away all the fun stuff, until you were left with meaningless skeletons, ignored all the important details and then acted as if you’d found something important. 

Also there were a bunch of numbers.

Clearly, I had no idea what science was all about. 

And then …

…Sherlock Holmes happened. The biggest problem I had with reality was probably that I felt powerless when facing it. I was good at reading, at school stuff, at painting and all that artsy, cerebral stuff, but real life (outside of school) was dominated by emotional alpha-types, who just made up rules as they went along and expected others to follow. And yeah. Nah. Not me. 

While I read Sherlock Holmes, something inside of me clicked. Holmes showed me that if you put your mind to good use, you can come to realize powerful new truths simply by working with the reality in front of you. You transform reality. You shape it. You can advance through a layer of perceived reality to another layer of reality closer to the truth and ever so on.
It was like magic. 
Reality suddenly became tangible to me. 

And that’s the great thing about science - it treats all of the universe as one giant riddle. One, that reinvents itself as we get closer and closer to understanding it. Science is also humble - no scientific theory is proclaimed as correct, unless you can test it and put it to use.
Mathematics, too, is not “a bunch of numbers” as I had thought, but simply an elegant human framework for understanding the universe around us.
Science doesn’t just have something to say - it makes predictions, which is endlessly exciting, because it’s a bit like intelligent gambling.

So yes, I think it’s absolutely normal not to be interested in science, especially if you’re young. But I do think that, as an INTP, the moment will come for you when it “clicks” and you will be able to see the universe in a completely new light - maybe this experience will impress you so much that you decide to go into science (like me) or maybe it will just leave you with the knowledge that there is a framework you can fall back on, when your other interests become boring.
Science is a way of looking at the world critically and asking questions into the void (like “How I can destroy people?”) and every time you interact with the world logically, you are, in fact, engaging in science. So, you know, chances are that you’re already a scientist without knowing it :)

Here’s a science (fiction) starter kit, if you’re looking for a place to taste blood and get addicted:

  • Rick and Morty

Season 1 and Season 2

(this show is everything. Skip the pilot and watch it later, though, because it’s one of the weakest episodes. Also, I don’t know how young you are, so be warned that some of these episodes hit deep)

(really good example of critical thinking in action - this channel is everything I would like my brain to be)

(If your brain is on fire after a video, you know you’re doing it right)

These 3 would be my holy trinity, but I’d also recommend TED-Ed , Doctor Who, Red Rising, Crime Stories in general, Khan Academy and Symphony of Science

These should get you hungry for your actual science classes - I hope you’ll enjoy them when they roll around, and I hope you’ll also continue to enjoy reading :D

anonymous asked:

hey. i love your color in this edits they are so bright. can you share the psd?

I just need to start by saying that in the 4.5 years of having this blog, I don’t think I’ve ever had someone specifically call out my edits so I just need to take a moment 

Originally posted by bricesander


Moving on…. no I don’t use a psd, I am not fancy enough to photoshop (probably why no one has commented on my edits via inbox before)! I just putz around in Photos or Pixlr with exposure / lighting and color vibrancy! I’m sure that’s not helpful, but it takes a long to get pictures exactly how you like (without psds…. actually probably with too, but you catch my drift).

You’re a ray of sunshine :) I’m so happy you love the colors of my edits! Such a great way to end my night! Thanks booooo!

  • Otoya : I'm bored. Shiena-Chan, play with me..
  • Shiena: No Otoya, I'm busy.
  • Otoya : Come on Shiena, we can roleplay if you want...
  • Shiena : *Smiles* Ok then...
  • *5 minutes later*
  • Shiena : Otoya you're not putting enough emotion into your role! How am I supposed to take you serious as a nurse if you aren't playing the part right?!
  • Otoya : I'm really sorry Shiena-chan please stop yelling at me..
What people probably thought once while talking to you
  • Aries: Take it down a notch
  • Taurus: Bored shitless
  • Gemini: I'm confused
  • Cancer: Get to the point
  • Leo: Exaggerating much?
  • Virgo: Is that really necessary?
  • Libra: Do you ever stop talking?
  • Scorpio: Bullshit
  • Sagittarius: Cocky much?
  • Capricorn: What the... fuck?
  • Aquarius: I am not high enough for this conversation
  • Pisces: Stop laughing
Ed Sheeran {Sentence Starters}
  • "All I ever felt for you went up in a cloud of smoke."
  • "And I’m everything you want me to be!"
  • "We’d flirt, and you’d treat me like dirt."
  • "Yeah, the drink's got me in a daze. Everything's blurry."
  • "In your world we were the same. In mine, now, you’re the one to blame."
  • "It’s getting harder for me to breathe."
  • "I feel like I’ve gone to the end of the world."
  • "Well, I've walked this street before."
  • "How I could I be such a fool to ever think that we were close?"
  • "I’ll say the words that make you blush."
  • "What you gotta do is never get yourself down."
  • "And you know I’ve learned from my mistakes."
  • "I had to take the last train home."
  • "Even my best friends don't trust me. Everybody thinks I must be crazy."
  • "What can I do to make you care?"
  • "Well, my friend, it seems we’ve come too far to disagree."
  • "It’s been a while since we were here."
  • "We’re just friends tangled up in loose ends."
  • "However hard I try, I only get weaker."
  • "Just give me a pen and I’ll write my worries."
  • "What ever happened to the youth and culture?"
  • "You need me, I don’t need you."
  • "Maybe we found love right where we are."
  • "There ain't enough words to describe how sorry I am for the pain that I caused."
  • "I haven't slept for the past week."
  • "Seriously, do I sound like I’m joking?"
  • "And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70."
  • "How could I say goodbye to you?"
  • "Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?"
  • "I can’t afford to ever get caught in a corner."
  • "Take me into your loving arms."
  • "Well, I'll just keep on making the same mistakes."
  • "Tell her that she’s more than a one-night stand."
  • "I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways."

anonymous asked:

you don't want a prominently female fanbase? congratulations, you just lost yourself a female fan. I'm sorry Ashton, I truly am; I know that bands with girl fans aren't taken seriously enough, I just really sorry that we're such an inconvenience to you. It's been a fun 2 years in the fam, but now I know that as long as a male fan replaces me then who cares?

You’re taking it the complete wrong way. I want both guys and girls to like our band, not just 100% female. I want 50/50, and I don’t really get what this is about, I don’t know why anyone would have a problem with that. It’s not sexist or anything at all, it’s just wanting a fanbase with both sexes. It doesn’t mean anyone has to leave, and I’m not sure if I should really take this message seriously or not. Why would you have a problem with such a simple thing. And it does NOT mean the female fans are not as important. If you can leave so easily over such a small thing, then you never even really gave a crap about our music. And that’s why we’re a band. For the damn music, and music isn’t about your gender or looks, it’s about your instruments and voice.

So today I was in the middle of human relationships class studying in pairs and the cutest thing happened...
  • Teacher: What would you guys do if a girl you like told you she wanted a guy who was more mature than you.
  • Guy1: I would try to be more responsible and make her see I'm mature enough for her.
  • Guy2: I'd start taking things more seriously, so she notices me as someone she could date.
  • My Study Partner: I think you're all wrong.
  • Teacher: What do you mean by that?
  • MSP: Well, I don't think neither of them are reacting to the situation like they should. At least that is not what I would do. I want someone who can accept and love every piece of me, every real piece of me. I want a girl who loves me for who I am, not for someone I've become only for her. I'm none to judge, and I know I'm not the best that's out there. I know that there are millions of guys who almost every girl would chose over me. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I personally think that I am, that everyone is, important enough to be themselves without any exceptions. I think everyone should love themselves enough to know this, and if there's ever a girl that tries to change me, it doesn't matter how much I like her, if she wants someone more serious or more mature, then I'd be happy if she found someone like that. Because I'm not what she wants and even though that's a shame, it's the truth, and I don't want to be a liar. So if there's ever someone that thinks your not enough for them, they're wrong, you are just different, and if that's who you truly are, then you should always love that person and never let them die because if you do the world would be missing you, and that should never happen.
  • The whole class: *stars clapping like it's the only thing that could save their lives*
perspective is a thing

friendly reminder that willow got addicted to magic and then when tara got worried willow cast a spell on her to make her forget that they fought about it and then tara found out that willow had uSED MAGIC TO MESS WITH HER MIND UGH WILLOW COULD YOU

and then they broke up and it was really sad and michelle branch played “goodbye to you”

see but even though willow did smth really bad like she fucked with tara’s mind dude that is SO FUCKED UP it was still okay to ship willow/tara, because when they got back together it was tara’s CHOICE because she loved willow and believed that they could still be happy together

“IT’S A LONG, IMPORTANT PROCESS… CAN’T WE JUST SKIP IT? CAN YOU JUST BE KISSING ME” aghhhhh my heart

and dawn @ them getting back together was everything everyone was feeling

and i’m sure they would have been real happy except in the next ep tara died because bury ur lesbians was in full effect

so i guess the whole point of this was to remind everybody that no matter what happens with klaine it could be way way worse. ur otp could be witch lesbians and one of them could be dead

Petition for the next x-men writer to be Seanan McGuire​

Seriously. Please. Enough with the terrible. I want someone who can write ensemble casts, and make me care in a page and a half, and be FUNNY. And I’m tired of female characters being written by guys. Let’s see it from the other side.

13707) I hate telling people about this. I fear they will never take me seriously enough because they may see me eat SOMETHING, or because I'm so big, so I hide it and don't eat in front of them... Do I want to seem sicker than I am?

anonymous asked:

Is Seb just good at everything he does? Because he takes pretty pictures and I just heard him say hello in Russian and I'm always surprised that he knows a couple of words in different languages.

seriously i am waiting for the day he reveals a flaw just so i can rest easy in the knowledge that he’s not actually perfect, like i need him to reveal that he’s the type of person that drinks almost all the orange juice in the carton but doesn’t completely finish it but what is left is 100% not enough for a satisfying drink, but they put it back in the fridge anyway and then are like “what?! it’s not empty!” when u call them out on it. Like i need for him to be that guy bc there’s currently no known flaws it’s ridiculous 

These “ideal nap time” things though like how do people manage to nap for 20 minutes it literally takes me an hour to fall asleep like I cannot fall asleep in less than an hour no matter how tired I am if I lay down for a 20 minute nap I would be getting up right in the middle of my “fuck this shit” internal monologue

Unless it’s 20 minutes excluding the time it takes to fall asleep and then for me to take a “short nap” it would take me over an hour how does this work

how do people nap