i'm not tagging all your names

IKEA shenanigans
  • #1
  • Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
  • Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
  • #2
  • Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that
  • Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
  • #3
  • Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
  • Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
  • #4
  • Person A: *staring at all the desks*
  • Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?
  • Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-
  • Person B: *kicks them in the shin*
  • <p> <b>My future child:</b> why is my cousin's name rose?<p/><b>Me:</b> because your aunt loves roses<p/><b>My future child:</b> then where'd you get my name from?<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm busy now, The Range Of Diversity In Rick Riordan's Books<p/></p>

Ok but can we leave exo and their stans alone please. I understand that ya’ll want tae to be a Gucci model but don’t go on exo’s tweets about them being models for Gucci and promote taehyung. Not only is it disrespectful but it’s pathetic and ya’ll should be ashamed of yourselves for it. Either be happy for exo or stay out of exo tags or posts and promote tae all you want. And if you can’t even do that, then don’t bash exo bc your fav didn’t get a chance to do what they’re doing. It gives bts a bad name to have their fans bashing a senior group, have some respect

@ the people who are saying that zendaya’s michelle can’t be mj, can y'all stop saying it’s because michelle isn’t attractive or fashionable enough. like if your weak sour grapes ass can’t handle that they changed her name, fine. if you don’t like it because kevin falalalala said it was “just a reference” and you’re suddenly and conveniently taking his word as law, whatever.

but stop saying that it’s because she doesn’t look the role. even dressed down like michelle was, zendaya is beautiful. seriously idk how y'all can look at michelle and say she wasn’t pretty enough??? just because she wasn’t in full makeup and popular fashion?? like i’m sorry but just because they let zendaya’s hair stay natural and dressed her down doesn’t mean she wasn’t still beautiful, definitely beautiful enough to live up to mj. and then there’s the fact that there is Way more to mj’s character than her looks or her style. if y'all are listing michelle’s look as a reason she doesn’t work, then sorry but you’re just wrong and also kind of a dick.

Okay like I’m all for disliking a ship or whatever but like… can people please keep their ship hate out of the tag?

Here are some fun ways to keep your hate out of the ships tags:

- Don’t spell it completely. doing ‘//’ or ‘.’ does not keep it out of the tag if it’s still spelled fully. (Nik//than would still come up in the nikthan tag while nkthn won’t)

- use a number instead of a letter! (n1kthan will not show up in the nikthan tag)

- A mix of both is a surefire way to keep it out of the tag (nk//than, for example.)

Things that will not keep a post out of the tag:

- Adding the word ‘anti’ next to it. (Anti nikthan or anti-nikthan will still show up in the tag. Likewise, putting the word in the tag even if the tag is a phrase will put it in the tag, like ‘I think nikthan made this post’ will put it in the nikthan tag)

- only adding // or .. (n//ikthan will still show up in the tag)

- Putting the ship name in the post itself. (This is… obvious. But if you search ‘nikthan’ on tumblr, anything with ‘nikthan’ in the post itself will show up in that tag)

Thanks for your time. Tag responsibly!

11 Types of CMBYN fans

1. The angsty location-unlucky fan: I will probably never get to watch this movie where I live, and I’ll never get to go a film festival, why must temptation be so near but so far, someone h e l p m e ,,,

2. The Fix-It Fan: #ELIO AND OLIVER GET BACK TOGETHER, #EVERYTHING IS THE SAME EXCEPT THEY GET BACK TOGETHER, #OR EVERYTHING IS THE SAME EXCEPT THEY NEVER BROKE UP, #THEY NEVER EVER BROKE UP, #AU WHERE THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER, #HAPPILY EVER AFTER AU, #HAPPY!ELIO, #HAPPY!OLIVER, #FIX IT, #YOU CANT STOP ME, #SORRY ACÍMAN, #ELIO AND OLIVER ARE HAPPY AND ALIVE AND TOGETHER

3. The Film Analyst: look at them, look at the way they look at each other, stare into that gentleness and that warmth but also that tension, which is all so meaningful when you consider the dynamics of their relationship shifts such that…[ten pages later] and also i’m going to the next film festival to try to catch this for the seventh time bc I’m already going into withdrawal, I shall continue this then, but wait, actually, let me translate these quotes in the film for you…

4. The Bookworm: Elio’s feelings of fear, love, jealousy, and complexity towards Oliver can be understood through these, these and these excerpts. For example, this particular line has multiple meanings, allow me to break it down with reference to Proust, Italian sociopolitics, Jewish culture, Greek…[3 hours later] and then Oliver just uses that shared academic interest to enlighten his son without seeming pushy, and that father-son relationship is just so heartwarming and I hope that son goes on to live with the love of his life without regret, but ok fine I also just wrote a huge dissertation on he question of whether there is regret between Elio and Oliver so just have your own opinion on it, my hand is cramping from typing for hours i’m sobbin

5. The self-restrained spoiler avoider: I am disciplined and will avoid spoilers until I can appreciate this movie personally in all its perfection, please tag your spoilers

6. The spoiler-hungry fan: screw self control, you never know when death will claim you, giVE mE everything you have on cmbyn. Give me the book, give me every leaked clip, give me gifs, give me the UK TV Ad even if I don’t live in the UK, I thirst for every new bit, GIMME

7. The RPF shipper: Armie x Timmy, RPF, RPF! Armie is married but in an open relationship! Do you want every gif and every gif analysis of every moment where they make eye contact? I have it. Do you want the dialogue with each other, quoted and analysed and screeched over? Cuz I have that too. Now watch me pore over all these like those detectives with cluttered documents pinned to a noticeboard hell yeah

8. The dedicated Armie fan : ok but real talk look at this sweet gentle giant of a man and how well he plays all those shy, repressed roles which somehow work even better when he’s ripped as a lumberjack, but also here let me put a flower crown on him and reblog TMFU gifsets

9. The lonely Timmy fan: my precious bby, look at that angelic smile but also that playful smirk, look at that innocent fanboying expression, he literally wears baggy coats all the time to try hiding the fact that he’s smol, i’m cryin, I need to touch his hAir I bet it’s soft, ugh he’s not in enough movies

10. The still-not-over-it fan: the kisS. h t e  k i s s. Do you not SEE the way elio licked oliver’s upper lip. I want this in monochrome, in leaked clip form, in HD form, in pastel filter form, in all other filter forms, everything. Is this the 15th time I’ve reblogged this, no actually idc I’m reblogging it again, along with the frame-by-frame analysis of it

11. The stealth shipper: y e ah,, ur right I’m like suddenly reblogging all these pictures of peaches and the italian scenery, but what do u mean /sweats

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Hi Everyone! Since it’s a new year and because Harry’s birthday is right around the corner I have decided to hold a giveaway for all of my lovely followers! I have a few Harry-esque things that I think you’ll really enjoy, so reblog this and good luck!!!

One winner will receive:

• “All the love” gold foil artwork in Harry’s handwriting, 5.83x8.29 in.
• Matchbox nail and lip paint by Lottie Tomlinson in Mint & Babes
• MNKR Lover Pocket T-shirt in heather grey, size large.
• Diptyque candle in Lavender Leaf, 6.5 oz.
• Kiehls Pineapple Papaya facial scrub, 3.4 fl. oz.
• Coffee mug featuring photos from Another Man

How to win:

• Must be following me, I will check!
• Reblog this, likes do not count. One reblog = one entry.
• Must be comfortable giving me your name and address. If you are under 18, please have permission.
• If you reblog from a side blog, put your main in the tags or send me a message.
• Giveaway blogs cannot win.
• I will ship internationally and will try my best to have all costs covered. Custom charges may apply.
• The winner will be chosen at the end of February. I will message them and they will have 48 hours to respond.

*All items are brand new and never before used.

First encounter

AN: Hey y’all, just going to warn you I suck at writing. I just want to let you know I tried my best and sorry if the writing disappoints. Also sorry for any typos, grammar or misspelled words. I’m also sorry if I didn’t translate right.

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First day of kindergarten

 “Madre, no quiero ir!” ( Mom I don’t want to go!)

“ Tony…Por que?” Mrs. Padilla looked down at her son with curiosity. 

(Tony why?)

“Quiero quedarme contigo Mama!” Tony whined grabbing his mom’s leg as they stopped at the doorway in front of the classroom.   (I want to stay with you, Mama!)

“Sólo intente un día y ver si a ti te gusta?”   (Just try one day and see if you like it?”) Mrs. Padilla grabbed his hand from her leg and clasped it in hers. They slowly entered through the doorway of the brightly colored classroom and was met with a short blonde woman.

“Hello! What’s your name?” She asked gently but excitedly.

Tony looked up at his mom to see her nod in approval and smile down at him. He turned back to face the blonde woman and looked her in the eye.

“Tony.” 

As soon as he said his name the blonde woman’s features brightened instantly. “Nice to meet you, Tony! My name is Mrs. Jevvers! I’m going to be your Kindergarten Teacher!”

Tony’s face brightened a little.

“I already set up everything and you’re free to go around the classroom and find your desk! It should have your name on it.” She exclaimed with a bigger smile.

 He gave her a small smile and turned back to his mother who gave him a smile.

“See, you’ll be fine hijo.” She said as she gently hugged him.

Tony nodded but, he could feel his throat getting tight and his eyes start to get prickly.

She exited the embrace and gave him a kiss on the forehead.

“Adios Hijo, te amo.” (Bye son, I love you.) She cooed and waved goodbye as she exited through the door.

Tony swallowed a big lump in his throat and wiped his eyes.

Mrs. Jeevers looked down at him, sadness in her eyes.

“Tony are you ok? Your mother will come back don’t worry!”

Tony rubbed his eyes with his sleeves and nodded.

“Why don’t you go find your desk and I’ll start class soon!” She smiled trying to brighten his mood.

“Yes, mam.”

He left the blonde teacher alone and went over to where the desk where on the other side of the room. He glanced for his name as he made his way around the groups of desks. His eye instantly caught the bold red name tag with the letters TONY written in neat handwriting.

He pulled out his chair and sat down next to a bigger brown haired freckled boy.

The boy looked over at him and smiled. 

“My name’s Jonathan, what’s yours?”

“Tony.”

“COOOL! Like Tony Stark from Iron Man?!.”

Tony hesitated and nodded.

“WICKED!”

The brunette proceeded to talk about Iron Man as the rest of the kids entered the classroom to get dropped off by their parents.

When all of the parents were gone Mrs. Jeevers clapped her hands to get the classes attention.

“Hello class, I'm Mrs. Jeevers and I’m going to be your teacher for the rest of the year!” She said with a big grin.

The class giggled and grinned.

“I’m going to call each of your names off so I can do attendance and when I do call your name I want you to stand up and tell us something fun you like to do!”

The class whispered and nodded.

“Adrian Hall?” She called.

“That’s me! I like to play with my legos!” A freckled red headed boy raised his hand and smiled showing off his toothy grin.

Mrs. Jeeveres smiled and continued calling names. Tony zoned out until he heard his name get called.

“Tony Padilla?”

He raised his hand.

“And what do you like to do Mr. Padilla?”

Tony thought as hard as he could until he figured it out.

“I like to play with cars!”

Mrs. Jeeveres smiled and checked off his name.

Mrs. Jeevers continued to call off names until she was done.

“Did I forget anyone?” She asked looking around the class.

“Mrs. Jeevers, you forgot me.” A quiet sheepish voice called from behind Tony.

Tony turned around till he was in eye contact with a small brunette boy with blue eyes.

“Whoever said that could you please raise your hand?”

The small brunette boy slowly raised his hand embarrassedly as all eyes in the class were on him.

“What’s your name, young man?” Mrs. Jeevers asked with another one of her bright smiles.

“Clay. Clay Jensen.”

Tony quickly realized he was still staring at the brunette and quickly flashed his eyes somewhere else in the room in embarrassment.

“Nice to meet you, Clay! What do you like to do for fun?” She asked calmly.

Clay hesitated to get the words out of his mouth.

“I like to um…um..watch TV!.” He blurted out.

Everyone in the class except Tony giggled at him.

Clays cheeks slowed turned from a rosy red to a deep scarlet.

The teacher also giggled at him.

“I like to do that too Mr. Jensen.” She beamed as she made a mark on the attendance list.

“Anyone else?”

No one in the class answered.

“Ok that should be everyone!”She replied quickly.

“Could everyone please go sit around the chair? I’m going to read you guys a story!”

The class whooped in excitement and stampeded over to the rocking chair. Tony got up to follow them but stopped when he noticed Clay was standing little ways away from the group of chatty kids. The small hispanic boy quickly took notice of how the other boy fidgeted in his spot and looked over to the group in nervousness and proceeded to stare down at his shoes.

Tony thought about his options. He scratched his head of hair and made up his mind. Tony went away from the group and up to the shorter boy. He stuck out his hand.

“Hi, my name is Tony.” He smiled one of the brightest he could muster.

The other boy smiled bashfully, revealing a set of pearly white teeth with one missing middle tooth.

Tony could feel his heart start to speed up and his cheek start to get hot. 

He questioned himself internally on it but, ignored it when the soft-spoken boy whispered out.

“Hi! My name is Clay.”

anonymous asked:

Hey, I really like your art, keep up the good work^^. Can I request all your emo quartet(or other bandoms) ships, please? I'm quite curious to know what are your favs!

My main ships/BROtps in the emo quartet are:

and here’s my second ones:


and uhh I didn’t draw some [Rikey, Petekey, Ryllon (ryan seaman x dallon), etc.] because I was too lazy lol

Ok

So recently, I’ve been silently crying because a lot of my friends are amazing artist and I’m just sitting here like “How and why are they my friend” like damn

@get-down-and-dirty-sluts @whyareyoureyesblack @sourleaves @sinasinner @kylerinvention These are just to list a few, if I am your friend, just know that I 100% love and support you and will love any piece of artwork you make, even if it’s a fucking stick figure, I will love it and hang it up on my wall.

I love the idea that during the garrison, shiro and matt were essentially just walking shitposts. You know that they were the most hardcore fuckin people, all the records for parties belong to them. That vine with ronald mcdonald standing on the counter, drunk, yelling “let’s mcfreakin lose it!!! Get outta your mind”? Thats matt.

the dummies go to IKEA
  • 1.
  • Minho, lying seductively on a bed: honey come join me
  • Key: if you don't put your shirt back on i'm legitimately going to leave you here
  • 2.
  • Taemin: i'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, i'm gonna name our kid that
  • Key: p l e a s e s t o p
  • 3.
  • Onew: you have to stop crying about all the rooms
  • Jonghyun: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DON'T HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THAT'S SO TRAGIC
making good news

A riddle: The last man on earth doesn’t jump
from the tenth story window.
He waits for the phone to ring and
it does.
It is Sunday morning.
There is no God and if there was he
wouldn’t love you
so you never have to worry about that.
Loneliness takes its place in the water cycle.
It’s warm today & on & on &
Your childhood friend still lives
in that house & you go back
and forth: “can you come out
and play?”
Yes.
This one solved itself. The riddle ends with
“and I forgive you even when you don’t
need it.”
There are no more dead dogs
no more poems to write about them.
It all ends with a light rain and coffee and the sun
pouring in.
You can sleep all night.
If you love them they are here they are laughing
they are saying
your name.