i'm not tagging all that either

British family's perspective of inauguration on Sky News
  • Dad: *mumbling swear words a lot*
  • Me *mocking Trump*: I, orange Dorito...
  • Me *sees Bernie Sanders*: BERNIEEEEEEE YASSSSS
  • Mum (referring to Trump): Where is the shooter?
  • Mum: I wonder if one of the waiters is the shooter
  • Me: I bet Melania will kill him
  • Mum: *gasp* MABYE SHE IS THE SHOOTER
  • Dad: When does the war start?
  • Sky News woman refers to this as the apocalypse
  • Sky News woman saying how the security is very secure so a "scene" won't happen and sounds very sad about it
  • Mum *sees Obama leaving on a plane*: No, don't goooooo. Come backkk
  • Me *sees Trump supporters*: woah, look at all the white people

Regardless of your opinion on either team. Regardless of your opinion on hitting in hockey and whether or not it has a place.

If you’re seriously suggesting an eighteen-year-old kid somehow DESERVED an injury because of his “attitude” or because he wasn’t being responsible enough, you’re just…not a very nice person.

Rookies like Laine and McDavid deserve to be able to play their full seasons, without getting taken out by unnecessary and completely preventable hits.

Ruby Woo (Part Three)

[part one here] [part two here]

pairing: daveed diggs x reader, ft. rafael casal (you’re welcome)

request: i was asked by many people for a part 3 to ruby woo, and i had a request for daveed x rafa x reader dp smut, so, YIKES there’s this

summary: reader meets daveed’s best friend rafa for the first time, they do some bonding and then they do some…well, bonding.

warnings: (where do i even start) hair pulling, ass grabbing, choking, face fucking, thigh riding, daddy kink, slight praise kink probably, double penetration, anal, just a smidge of unprotected sex, i think that’s it but let me know if there was something i missed yikes

word count: 4,157

a/n: I AM DISGUSTING, I AM A BEACON OF SIN, I BEG YOU TO RECONSIDER READING THIS IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF CONSENT. I AM GROSS. HORRENDOUS. i’m sorry, except that i’m not that sorry. if you don’t like any of the things i listed above, this story is not for you. my next fic is fluff, so there’s something on the way for you who are weak of heart or who are uninterested/repulsed by sex. i love u all okay sorry this took so long have a nice day.


You had no idea what to expect when Daveed told you that his best friend wanted to meet you. You had heard a lot about Rafa, mostly from Daveed, but also because you had googled searched his name (at Daveed’s urging). You realized that you actually did know of Rafael Casal. In college, you had been an avid participant in the poetry club, and as such you had spent a lot of time online searching for spoken word poetry. You had developed quite the crush on him, actually. You spend the flight to New York rewatching the videos you had watched years ago, and you can feel the traces of that innocent celebrity crush bubbling beneath the surface.

Sure, you had crushed on him, but that was years ago, you remind yourself. He isn’t the same person he was back then, and neither are you. Plus, you have a sort-of-relationship with Daveed now, so you figure it’s best if you forget about your old crush.

While that’s a nice sentiment, it’s easier said than done. When Daveed greets you at the door to his apartment, you catch a glimpse of Rafa sitting on the couch and you’re stunned for a moment.

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EITHER GET TUMBLR SAVIOR OR UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT.  THE FUCK.  NOW BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONLY THING I POST ABOUT FOR A WEEK!!!!

I’M TAGGING MY YOI SPOILERS AFTER THIS POST SO EITHER GET READY OR GET OUT

ALL Y’ALL MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SAID IT WAS QUEERBAITING

ALL Y’ALL WHO SAID IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

ALL Y’ALL NAYSAYERS LET ME JUST NICKI MINAJ CACKLE IN YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY SHIP

JUST

BECAME

CANON!!!!!!!!!

I’M YELLING LIKE A FUCKING 12-YEAR-OLD AND I DON’T GIVE A SHIT

I’M 28 YEARS OLD I’VE DONE MY TIME I’VE PAID MY DUES IN EVERY GODFORSAKEN FANDOM AND I KNEW ONE DAY MY REWARD WOULD COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT

I DON’T GIVE A F U C K ABOUT COMPOSURE TONIGHT I’M GARBAGE I’M FUCKING GARBAGE AND I’M IN FUCKING DUMPSTER HEAVEN!!!!!!!

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(Well it’s December guys and you know that what means. Selfie dump from selfies over the year and talking about it. It’s gonna get kinda text heavy because I’ve had kind of a shit year, and each of these photos represents either an important event or period of time. Time to get sad but also gay! 

These photos are in chronological order, and under the cut I’ll be explaining them. They all have the dates they were posted as descriptions. My face tag is #ax to the face if you want to go seek out the original posts! (Warning for emotional abuse ment. and suicidal ideation ment. under cut)

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I started listening to Welcome to Night Vale recently and I think I fell in love, thanks again for showing me this shit @silversatori! xD

I got curious if there was any fanart of him and checked out the tumblr tags (in hindsight maybe not the best idea, I might have spoilered myself a little lol) but I wanted to draw Cecil as well at least once and since for all I know he has little to no taste in fashion (like me) I crammed up some imo shitty looking clothes and threw them together in this doodle
And yes, that is a friggin Jat (jeans+hat)

My overall design for him as it is now isn’t really mine though, I just kind of threw together all kinds of designs I saw and liked and crammed it all up into this out of both lazyness and tiredness :’D

I know I’m hanging behind on things, but I hope that you’ll (after a too long period of not posting any art lmao) like it~

Dating Hae like:
  • IMAGINE ASKING U OUT LMAOOO 
  • it either go two ways tbh 
  • he’d be all fixed up and really nervous to ask you to be his grill and then you’re just like ‘hoe why r u dressed so nicely and why r u sweating so much??' 
  • then he just says it like “Y/N I really like you and dknsksnsowbdibe” and you’re all chill and when he calms down you two talk and boom you’re dating 
  • OR it’d go like 
  • “hey y/n do you wanna see a magic trick?!" 
  • "sure" 
  • "poof you’re now my girlfriend" 
  • "okay DongHyuck" 
  • tbh I see it going both ways -anyways omfg it’d be so fucking fun 
  • he’d tease you a lot how cute -he knows where to stop and he’s actually really soft for you 
  • like he’d always check up on you when he’s out of the country like five minutes later ring ring oh look it’s him again asking if you washed up yet 
  • and the same with him whenever you’re gone you always check on him and ask him how he’s doing and it’s just cUtE 
  • he’s really soft for you like he wants you to be happy all the time and doesn’t want you to be sad ever -but at the same time 
  • "you’re such a bitch y/n" 
  • "I know" 
  • "fuc u" 
  • "thank you Hae" 
  • it’s such a playful relationship 
  • you two are best friends like you do everything together and make fun of each other and just have a lot of fun 
  • "y/n come here I have a secret to tell you" 
  • "What do you want this time" 
  • he leans in real close and then burps into your ear 
  • but it’s all good cause you burp louder 
  • he probably texts you at 3 am just to make fun of something you said before 
  • okay but 
  • imagine accidentally sleeping on his shoulder and him just worrying not knowing what to do but doesn’t move cos he doesn’t want to wake you 
  • and then then he falls asleep after taking pictures to tease you 
  • but the members take pictures of you two and they make fun of you 
  • denies the fact that he likes it, but when you say you won’t do it again he says to do it again lol 
  • he cAnt even beleaf he’s dating you like he’d think you’re an angel and that you own the world or smth 
  • whenever you two fight over dumb shit he’s all like "are we done fighting” and ur just like “ya” and then you’re all good 
  • you two never really fight over anything serious because when one of you guys make a mistake you two own up to it and apologize 
  • like the most serious thing that probably happened was him getting upset you didn’t tell him something first 
  • tbh he just really wants to be number one and wants to be lof by you 
  • like trust is the biggest thing to him and you two would nEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT EACH OTHER 
  • when you visit him when he’s practicing he takes a break and you two sit and he talks about what he did at practice and even though he’s sweating you still get close to him -and then someone would yell “Lee DongHyuck get your ass over here stop making out" 
  • He’d get upset but you’d stay to watch them practice 
  • after he’s done getting clean and you two go out sometimes (more like all the time you visit) and he’s so happy to treat you and you’re like 
  • "STOP WASTING MONEY ON MY I GOT A JOB FOR A REASON HOe" 
  • then he’d say "save your money for our wedding day" 
  • Youd shut up lmao because you’re so embarrassed like who says that y'all only 16 or smth 
  • but you like it 
  • you would scream whenever you two pass by any clothes store and want to buy everything but have no money and you leave before he tries to buy it for you -anyWAY 
  • y'all so soft and nice yet hate each other you kno??? Like it’s so nice to be around him and you think you’re not enough but to him you’re so much more than enough you can look at him and he’d be like ilysm 
  • pls don’t hurt him cos he would never hurt you

i spent too much time on this– so I’ve been toying with the idea of an RPG!AU! Despite the fact that I know next to nothing about D&D or fantasy/RPG settings… (fhkdjs blame my nerris muse for this…) The colours are in no way final, either. Preston gave me a hell of a time…

They’re all older as well! Anywhere from mid-late teens/early-20s. I have most of the cast’s classes and alignments sorted out; I would’ve started out with the main 3, but Max and Nikki are harder for me to nail a design for.  Hit me up if you’ve got some thoughts on this or would like to know about the other characters before I draw them!

I’ll put all my current headcanons for these 3 under the cut ↓ ↓ ↓ (Classes are loosely based on the many from D&D, but I wanted to keep things flexible so m(_ _)m) 

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requested by anonymous: parallels + elektra natchios&frank castle

weaponized humans betrayed by the men who held the most power over them. destructive forces bent on seeking recompense. no one they’ve killed has been innocent. deal in blood and weapons and shadows. twin thorns in daredevil’s side. 

 “Your mortal heart is nothing to us.” - Amarantha, ACOTAR Chapter 44. 

Rhysand stared at me for long enough that I faced him. “Be glad of your human heart, Feyre. Pity those who don’t feel anything at all.”

I just. Enjoy any parallel that allows Rhys to deny Amarantha’s insidious influence on both him and Feyre. 

So I was watching the episode, “Phoebe Cheats” and I just have to point out this picture.

A bazillion questions pop into my head simultaneously when I look at this: What the actual hell?  I know Helga walks around with Arnold’s photo in a heart-shaped locket.  But there’s a difference between “a photo of Arnold that could very well be his school picture” and a “random photo of Arnold taken at the park.”  Seriously what is even up with this picture?  Where and how did Helga even get this picture?  What the hell was Arnold doing when this picture was taken?  He’s like, looking directly into the camera, and posing for fuck’s sake!  Who even took the picture?  Was it Mr. Simmons while they were doing some sort of class activity?  Was it Gerald just for the shits and giggles?  I mean, I don’t even know where to start!

Suddenly, I want 30 more minutes worth of story in addition to the original 11-minute episode because hot damn, I need to know these answers.  Now.

Posting this because everybody else does xDDD

I went through the soukoku tag this morning and srsly, this fandom is absolutely hilarious and ridiculously cute. I think I saw this picture like a dozen times already and all those cheers/feels/emotions! The hype is real.
So yeah, if the studio fucks up next week’s episode we’re all gonna riot. We will cry either way.

I repeat: The hype is real. Keep this up till next week, please, this is the best thing ever. And then we can all freak out. Together. This fandom, this pair, is pure love.

Before you read carry on her are some things to know.

1. You won’t be able to put the book down.

2. Due to number one you will finish this book quickly and be very sad. You’ll wish that there were a million more books and it will tear you to pieces knowing there isn’t.

3. The mention of the name Simon, Baz (basil), Penny, Ebb, Agatha, so on and so forth will make you think of the book and you will get either ridiculously sad or incredibly happy.

4. After the book is over your life will suck btw.

5. Asshole mage (fuck u mage)

The Signs As Lloyd Irving Quotes

Aries: “Do you ever say anything original?”

Taurus: “I don’t quite get it, but I got it!”

Gemini: “I just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you.”

Cancer: “He just called you a fool.”

Leo: “ What will you accomplish by dying? Nothing! There is no meaning in dying!”

Virgo: “I’ve lost all confidence as a man.”

Libra: “I lied, it’s actually hot.”

Sagittarius: “Give me your name and I shall give you mine!”

Scorpio: “It’s actually iced coffee.”

Capricorn: “I don’t see a need to introduce myself either to a moron who doesn’t realize how pathetic he is.”

Aquarius: “BURN TO OBLIVION!”

Pisces: “From the moment they are born, everyone has the right to live.”

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Can I be petty? So this fake ass ex IR fan who instead of tagging an inflammatory post as something like #anti IR/Ichiruki fandom decided to fall off in the ichiruki tag complaining about IR baddies picking on Orihime. I responded to let this person know that not all IR fans just hate Orihime because of shipping or hate her blindly, and I cited instances from the text that paints the character in a negative light hence my hatred of the character.

This person never responded but kept responding to everyone else that either excused Kubo in some way or cosigned the original post. See? This is that shit I don’t like. Don’t try to act like IRs are just these incoherent harpies, and proceed to slander the entire fandom, but stay as quiet as a church mouse when someone asks you to provide proof of your accusations or tells you valid reasons why they don’t like the character you stan for. You were big and bad enough to say things like you used to ship IR but the “rabid” fandom made you stop. Play that bullshit with somebody else. Shippers don’t change the ship so you never shipped IR. Just own it and say what you really mean, but it’s okay. Your actions speak louder than your words since you tried to clap back but just ended up blocking me instead.

When I called you out for ignoring my response, you got all defensive. Suddenly, you’re in class and you just have so much goddamn life going on that you can’t keep popping off at the mouth about things you were so willingly and boldly ready to speak on. Try again because you had no problem responding to others that had something to say long after I did.

Look, I love Ichiruki but I love my fandom more and you will not get away with trying to make us out to be the only fucking ones that have problematic members. You’re not going to do that shit when IH fans comment on my fics every time I post something telling me to die and calling me things like “pathetic, fucked up virgin.” Look, I have the receipts. I can pull them for you. I don’t have to talk big shit in your tags, ignore you, wait for you to call me out, say something, try to back pedal, and then block you. I don’t play games like that. It’s just the internet. It’s just Bleach. Come at me any time of the day and I got you.

anonymous asked:

Important question: what would the exwires' snapchats be like? (If they even have it, that is)

Konekomaru: This guy has the strongest selfie game ever, I kid you not. Somehow managed to have an extremely high count of followers and only nice ones?? 

Izumo: Doesn’t have it but is somehow always involved in either Renzou’s, Rin’s or Shiemi’s snapchats. 

Nemu: Doesn’t have it either.

Renzou: Has the lowest rate of followers from all and constanly cries over that. 

Rin: Has absolutely no idea how to opperate this app. He would love to because he enjoys all those fillers - especially the dog one, don’t get him started on how cute that was - but it’s just not his style. He prefers Tumblr or Instagramm, thanks a lot.

Ryuji: Rarely uses it for himself. The only reason why he’s on it almost daily is because Juuzou and Kinzou have one and he loves to watch their antics when he’s missing home. For himself, he kind of only uses it after working out or doing his run and that cute worker at the coffee shop pointed out how good he looks. It’s that ego boost that makes him do it.

Shiemi: This girl is the rightful Queen of snapchat next to Koneko. She pretty much makes snaps of everything. Tho, there’s unofficial order for her to never use the dog filter; too many died that day.

Yukio: Tells everyone he doesn’t have one when he actually has, it’s just meant for a few chosen ones. Usually one person he texts with all the time and that has a very low rate of ever meeting him in real life.