i'm not sure if i'll be on much the next couple of days

deanssweetheart23  asked:

Hi! So, I saw you're doing the drabble Sunday thing and I loved my drabble so much the last time I thought about stopping by again, if that's okay with you. How about a drabble with Dean and either this "“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.” or this "“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!” (choose whichever you like the most, I'm sure I'll love it). Do anything you want with it and have a great day! :)

Edit: Thank you so much! I honestly think the world of you and your support means so much to me <3

Originally posted by painedefker

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!” 

“Well, you’re taking up too much room and you’re like a fucking furnace. I can’t take it anymore!” 

Dean stood across the bed from you, looked at you in only a tank and panties, incredulous that you were kicking him out of his own bed. He spread his hands in a silent question and you raised your eyebrows at him in response. He pursed his lips, those full plumps lips that normally you loved but right now you only wanted to punch, and he snatched his pillow and stomped out of the room. 

Finally, peace. You slid under the covers, the cool sheets hitting your overheated skin, scrunched up your pillow under you and gave a satisfied sigh. 

But not even two hours later, you were staring at the ceiling, shivering no less, unable to sleep. You missed the sounds of Dean’s breathing and the soft snores he’d let out. You missed his body pressed up against yours, even though he was a million degrees. You missed the feel of him next to you

You tiptoed down the hall to the next room and peeked in, smiling at Dean sprawled spread eagle on his stomach, taking up the whole of the bed. A couple strides and you were next to the bed. Sitting on the side, you brushed at the short hairs at his temple and he sighed in his sleep, snuggling deeper into his pillow. 

It wasn’t enough though, and you tried your best to wiggle under his arm without waking him, but failed. 

“I thought you said I was a fucking furnace,” he grumbled, his voice husky from sleep. 

You snuggled a little closer, head tucked beneath his chin, arms wrapped around him, legs tangling together, and kissed the base of his throat. “I take it back, I’m cold and I missed you.” 

“I’m not even going to ask or pretend I understand.” His arms tightened around you and he kissed the top of your head. 

“Wise move, now hush and just hold me.” 

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Seeing Double

Anon Request: Hi! I’ve been reading your fics for a while now, I totally love them!!! I have a request, if you’re willing. A jim kirk x 5 year old child! reader who’s actually his child from one of his old one night stand or something that he has to take care of. Thank you!

Daddy!Jim and Daughter!Reader (Part 2!)

Word Count: 1626

Warnings: None!!

A/N: I hope this is okay! I realize there really isn’t a lot of Jim taking care of the kid but idk I’m still happy with the way it turned out, so I hope you are too! I definitely got a little too involved in the backstory lol. I think I might do a part 2 at some point, just because I like the idea of Jim and his kid pulling pranks on people throughout the ship. We’ll see, we’ll see. 

“Sir, we have a wee situation in Engineering.”

Jim cursed under his breath. It hadn’t even been three hours yet. “Guess it’s a good thing you’re the best engineer in the fleet Mr. Scott. I trust you can handle it while I finish this briefing.”

“I think this is something you’ll want to come down and see for yourself, captain.”

Jim pushed himself up from the table, cradling the comm to his ear. He spoke in a whisper: “Look, Scotty. I told you I’m in a briefing and frankly the admiral in charge is pretty hot so I’ve got to act like a Captain, okay? Whatever it is you can handle it.”

Scotty sighed. “All right, all right. Remind me what the procedure is for stowaways again.”

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Hoshido Confession Quotes
  • Ryouma: "Our past may be broken, but our future is stronger than iron. Take my hand..."
  • Hinoka: "You've never left my mind since the day you've been gone. Never leave me again."
  • Takumi: "If you were aiming for my heart, you've struck true. This was meant to be..."
  • Sakura: "I've never felt this way before. My heart is beating so fast! I'm yours forever."
  • Saizo: "I guess I can't be shy around you anymore, huh. I promise to tell you everything..."
  • Kagero: "To tell you the truth... I love you too... I'll never be a traditional wife... but I'll keep you safe for the rest of our lives."
  • Azama: "I am so happy to have found you on this plane of existence! Nirvana awaits..."
  • Setsuna: "We will always be happy, so long as we're together... How should I report this to Lady Hinoka?"
  • Hinata: "Please don't ever go away! I really love you, you know? I will make sure to keep you safe! My one and only princess!"
  • Oboro: "I hope someday I can love the world as much as you do. Please stay with me 'til then."
  • Hana: "I'm so glad you told me so, I love you too! We'll be the best couple in the world!"
  • Subaki: "Darling, you're the very picture of perfection. And we're so perfect together..."
  • Hayato: "Let's write the next chapter of our lives together. I love you..."
  • Kaden: "My love is as pretty as a diamond and twice as eternal. Even if you get sick of me, I'll always love you. I mean it... always and forever."
  • Orochi: "I knew we'd wind up together. Even before I met you. I read it in the cards... and the cards are never wrong."
  • Rinkah: "... I love you. The flame in my heart will never die. Thanks to you... I now know what true love is..."
  • Reina: "It's wonderful to know that you love me, too. It feels like a dream... We must go tell everyone at once."
  • Scarlet: "I love you and I'll spend the rest of my life with you... even if your proposal was pretty weak."
  • Yukimura: "We will make new memories together every day, my love."

dogmeat666  asked:

Hey Wil, I'm going to the psychiatrist tomorrow for the first time since I was a kid. I'm scared. I believe I'm struggling with depression and anxiety, my girlfriend that suffers from that too also thinks I have these problems. She's the one who's been insisting for me to get help and I finally caved and got an appointment. I feel really lost. I don't think I'll have support from my family in this. My mom mocks my girlfriend's problems with depression. Any advice?

I’m sorry that your mom doesn’t respect your mental health. Maybe she’s scared, because a lot of people feel like depression and anxiety are weakness. One of the reasons I talk about it so much, and without any shame or hesitation, is to help change that. I’m sorry that you aren’t getting the support that you need from your family. That sucks a lot. 

It doesn’t mean that you aren’t worth taking care of yourself. It doesn’t mean that you should just suck it up and deal with it, because your mom is uncomfortable addressing it.

I’m sure you’ve heard me say this before, but I’m going to say it again: if you had any kind of serious physical illness that prevented you from living a full and joyful life, you’d go get treatment. You’d get a broken leg mended and you’d probably have physical therapy to help you get used to walking on it again. You’d get medication and make changes to your diet if you had diabetes (nee diabeetus). You’d wear eyeglasses if you needed to correct your vision. The list goes on and on, and you can probably see where I’m going right now: mental health is no different. 

I’m really proud of you for standing up for yourself, and for reaching out. I know that it’s scary. It was scary for me the first time I went to talk to a doctor, too. That’s totally normal. It’s also normal to feel lost, because you probably feel like you don’t know what to expect. I’m going to tell you what my first experience was like: I made an appointment to see the doctor, and I went to it. I signed in, and the receptionist gave me some forms to fill out. This included questions about my insurance and stuff, and a few pages of questions about my medical history, my family history, and why I was there. I answered the questions briefly, and honestly, which is really important. I gave them back to the receptionist, and then I waited for a few minutes. The office had a lot of aquariums, so I watched a bunch of big goldfish with the big googly eyes swim around.

The doctor came out and invited me into his office. I sat down on a couch across from him. If I wanted to lay down, like you see in movies, I could do that, but I didn’t have to. I chose to sit up. He asked me why I was there, and to describe my feelings to him. He was kind and a good, active listener. We spoke for about 20 minutes or so, though it felt much longer. I don’t recall the exact specifics, but I do remember that he said, “please let me help you. I’m going to give you a prescription, and I want you to come back in a week so we can see how it’s working for you.”

I got my prescription filled, and I started my meds the next morning. I didn’t feel anything for a few days, until I was walking with Anne and I realized that, for the first time in decades – maybe in my whole life – I didn’t feel overwhelmed and worried and scared and anxious and frustrated. I’ve described it like walking out of a loud room that I’d been in for so long, I didn’t realize how loud it was until all that was left was the ringing in my ears.

I went back after a week, told him how I was doing, and he didn’t change anything. He had me come back every couple of weeks for a few months until it was clear that the meds were working, and then we changed it to every three months. 

Eventually, after a couple of years, I needed to change up my medication, because that’s a thing that happens. It wasn’t a big deal, and I’ve been on that medication and dose for like five years.

It isn’t like this for everyone, and your experience may be different. You may try a medication that doesn’t work, or makes you feel physically ill. That can happen, because everyone’s body chemistry is different. I understand that it used to happen a lot, but modern antidepressants are much more advanced and have fewer side effects than the ones that were widely prescribed as recently at 15 years ago. So it’s unlikely that you’ll have problems, but I want you to know that it’s a possibility, so that if it does happen, you don’t think that there’s something wrong with you. It really is different for everyone, and sometimes you have to try a couple of different things before you find the one that works for you.

Boy, this is a lot to take in. I think I’ll go ahead and be quiet now, right after I point you to a thing from yesterday where we talked about writing down the things you feel, the questions you have, and the things you’re concerned about, so that when you get into the office, you don’t have to worry about forgetting things.

I’m going to repeat this: I’m very proud of you. I know that it’s scary, I know that you feel lost and alone right now. You’re doing a very courageous thing, getting help for yourself, and talking with a doctor.

It’s gonna be okay. YOU are going to be okay. I promise. Please let me know how it goes, and if you prefer that I keep your next post to me confidential, I respect that. 

Graduation Imagine
  • It's been a long senior year and you've finally made it to graduation. You're laying in bed, excited to finally start your life. But then you realize; (TC's name) will no longer be your teacher. You get this intense feeling of dread in your stomach.
  • You: (thinking) fuck. I can't believe it's over. How am I going to get through this? It's the last time I'll see him. School isn't the only thing that's going to be over with... Tomorrow is the last day I'll ever get to see his smile, his eyes, his everything. I'll never hear his voice again.
  • You start to panic and you end up falling asleep because all the stress made you sleepy.
  • You wake up the next morning and you instantly remember TODAY is the last day. You get sick to your stomach but you pulled yourself together.
  • You: (thinking) Well today's the day... I should have prepared myself for this. I knew it was going to happen but time flew by so quick. This can't be happening.
  • You get ready for graduation and you look beautiful as fuck. You and your family drive to the school and on the way there all you can feel is your stomach turning. Wishing time would stop or you could relive the last couple of months. When you and your family arrive at the school, you don't want to get out of the car. You just use the excuse that you don't feel good to stay in the car just a little longer. But then it was time to go in. Time to face your reality.
  • You walk into the school and out of all people who could have been standing 10ft in front of you helping your soon to be former classmates, it's (TC's name). You immediately stop and look at him and his eyes lock with yours. He smiles at you but you can't even smile back because you know what is about to happen.
  • You: (to your parent/sibling) oh my god I'll be right back.
  • You run into the bathroom and lock yourself in.
  • You: (thinking) This can't be happening. How dare he smile at me when he knows it's the last day I will ever see him. Gosh, I fucking hate this. How can he be so calm about this? Why isn't he showing any emotions? Maybe all this time I was wrong. Maybe he doesn't like me at all. Maybe I don't matter to him.
  • You start having a panic attack but you hear a knock on the bathroom door. You pull yourself together and wipe the tears off your face. You open the door and pretend like your fine. It's your best friend.
  • BFF: What the hell? What's wrong? Why have you been crying? Are you okay? Who do I need to kill?
  • You: (slight laugh) Nobody. I'm just emotional that this is the last day of high school. I'm really going to miss this place. It's actually over.
  • BFF: Who cries this much over school? I've known you for years, all you wanted was for school to end. Are you sure there's nothing else going on?
  • You: (thinking) Yeah, I wanted school to be over with. But that was before I fell in love with (TC's name).
  • You: ... Nothing is going on ...
  • BFF: I can tell when you're lying to me so tell me the truth, please. I want to help you.
  • You: You'll think I'm a freak or think it's gross.
  • BFF: C'mon if I thought you were a freak I wouldn't have been your friend for this many years. It can't be that bad. You can trust me.
  • You: Fine... I'm in love with (TC's name) and today is the last day we will ever see each other.
  • You: (however many years or months)... I don't just like him. I love him.
  • BFF: Does he know?
  • You: Of course not. He'd never feel the same way about me so why would I risk everything we have and make everything complicated?
  • BFF: Tell him. What's the worst that can happen now? The worst thing that could possibly happen is that he'll reject you but that's his loss. You're an amazing beautiful woman. If he can't see that then you need to find someone who will see that.
  • You: I can't just tell him... He'll think I'm weird.
  • BFF: Here, lets go. We are going to be late if we don't hurry up. We will think of something.
  • You and your BFF go get your graduation gowns from (TC's name). You and (TC's name) make awkward eye contact and you both smile at each other. You and your BFF start walking to where all the other students are.
  • BFF: He totally likes you. I can tell.
  • You: Please don't get my hopes up like that. I don't want to be let down even more.
  • BFF: I'm sorry...
  • -To save time I'm skipping to the part where you walk across the stage to get your diploma.-
  • You walk up on stage and you're more nervous than you've ever been. You walk up to (TC's name) and he gives you the brightest smile ever.
  • TC: (Your name), congratulations.
  • He hands you your diploma and you two get close together so the photographer can take your picture. The photographer takes the picture when suddenly...
  • TC: (whispering in your ear) I know you like me.
  • You: Oh my god what? (Your face turns really red)
  • TC: Congratulations again!
  • You are in shock. You walk off stage and sit back down in your chair.
  • You: (thinking) What just happened? Did I hear him right? Did he just tell me he KNOWS he likes me? What the fuck?
  • The graduation ceremony ends and you're with all your friends and family in the lobby taking pictures together. (TC's name)comes up to your group.
  • TC: Mind if I have a picture with the new graduate?
  • BFF: SURE!
  • You: (thinking)Oh my gosh, why is all this happening? Why does he want to take a picture with me?
  • You and (TC's name)smile for the picture.
  • TC: can I see the picture?
  • BFF: Yes!
  • TC: (takes your phone and sets a reminder to pop up on your phone for 10pm) Awesome picture!
  • Your TC smiles and walks away. You noticed he was typing while he was supposed to be looking at the picture but you can't find anything. So you forget about it. You and your family go home and have a home celebration. There's gifts, cake and family. You are very tired from the stressful day so you cut the party short and get ready for bed around 9pm. You take a shower and put your night clothes on and you get all comfy in bed. You're laying in bed and you feel your phone buzz. You roll over thinking it was another text from someone congratulating you for graduating. But you were wrong. Your TC put a reminder on your phone to go off at this time. You read it and your heart stops for a good minute.
  • Reminder:
  • I've been waiting a long time to kiss you. Come kiss me.(Address).
  • -(TC's initials)
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  • This was my first ever long imagine so please, give me some credit lol. I tried my best.
  • Main blog - @tcwes
Brown Eyed Girl

This is my first Cinderella fanfic, so I’m just getting a feel for it!
Rated: K
WC: 893

The warm, spring sun shone down on Ella and Kit as they strolled through the palace gardens, laughing and chatting without a care in the world.

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Pairing: Minho/Key
Rating: PG
Length: 1.2k
Warnings: super crack-ish, attempts at humor. But no real warnings. 

Summary: Jonghyun is hell-bent on getting Minho and Key together.

“What if we push them under the mistletoe?” Jonghyun asked quietly. He, along with Jinki and Taemin, was watching how Minho and Kibum talked intimately in a corner of the apartment. The two of them were so meant to be, it was no longer funny how frustratingly obvious it was.

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anonymous asked:

now that i'm on winter break i'd really like to sit down and write some fanfics (right now i'm itching to write some otayuri-- aka my newest OTP) but for some reason my head is blank and i can't think of anything to write????? if you could give me a couple of HCs that'd be great!!! i'll be sure to credit you and link you the finished fic!! your blog is 👌🏾👌🏾btw

Wow! That’s great!

I have so many headcanons you wouldn’t believe.

After the GP Final: Yurio gets sulky and depressed (even though he just won), because Otabek now has to leave. Otabek promises to visit but Yurio just turns away because he knows that Otabek’s just saying it to be polite. Two months into training with Victor and Yuri, Yurio is getting really annoyed of their antics and really wants someone to vent to and, yes, skate together. The next day, Yurio sees a shadow on the ice and gets annoyed. The rink was supposed to be reserved for him. When the shadow doesn’t respond to his insults of “GET THE FUCK OUT IT’S MY RINK!”, Yurio storms up to Yakov, who smirkingly tells him to deal with it himself. Marching up to the shadow, Yurio is about to BEAT THE SHIT of out of whoever it is with his knife shoes. Turns out, it’s Otabek (who decided to temporarily train in Russia, just to surprise Yurio), who laughs his ass off at Yurio’s expression. Shrieking and crying, Yurio basically tackles him to the ice and does not let go. Literally. Otabek had to carry Yurio bridal style because he just wouldn’t let go. 

Zoo HC: Otabek takes Yurio out to a zoo. Otabek muses over how cute Yurio looks when he’s fangirling over the tigers and lions. When they go to the aquarium, it turns out both of them have a mutual fear (although Yurio claims that it’s simply a dislike) of blobfishes. “WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?”

Japan HC: Yuri decides to take Yurio and Victor back to Japan for a one-week break. At this point, Yuri and Victor are being ridiculously intimate and gross gay dads. To compensate for their flirting, Yuri tells Yurio that he can bring someone along. Yurio rings up Otabek, who agrees to go with them. Otabek tries katsudon for the first time and almost cries because of how good it is. Since both boys are still growing and competitive, they have a katsudon eating contest, basically deciding to eat until they fucking hate themselves.

Pair Skating HC: Yurio and Otabek try pair skating. At first, Yurio wanted to do it to spite Yuri and Victor. He basically mock-skates their whole Stammi Vicino duet and makes fun of them to Otabek. “LOOK AT ME! I’M SO IN LOVE AND FUCKING GROSS!” However, _____ song comes on (for me, it’s gonna be a Lana song) and they fucking skate an impromptu, raw and beautiful routine together. Little did they know, Mila had recorded the whole damn thing and uploaded it to Youtube. {YURI PLISETSKY AND OTABEK ALTIN SKATE TO ______]. 

Food HC: Yurio makes pirozhkis that are stuffed with Kazakhstani dishes. Otabek stuffs one after another in his mouth and cannot stop telling Yurio how talented he is. Yurio decides to teach Otabek how to make pirozhkis but turns out, Otabek is horrible at baking and burns the flour before it even gets to the oven (”what the fuck”). However, Otabek is FUCKING AMAZING at creating other dishes from all around the globe and surprises Yurio with a gorgeous/delicious four course meal.

Ring HC: They get friendship rings that happen to be diamond-encrusted and made of platinum. Yeah. Friendship rings. 

syrus-jones-glamstar answered: What happens terms of Dipper’s mortality? On one hand, if Bill magics him to immortality, then he can literally never go after earth, but if he doesn’t, he loses his interesting human. Or will Dipper eventually cave and take over earth with Bill?

Welp, the answer to this is a little complicated, and I wanna fic this, but I’m not sure I’ll ever get around to it, so….

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anonymous asked:

Hey , first my english is not very good so I'm sorry , but I'll do my best . Can you do one where the exo members break up with their gf ? Like , nothing is just always fine , so I think it's very interesting .

hello! your english was fine don’t worry ^~^ hope you enjoy~ (this was kinda sad for me to write ;;

when exo breaks up with you 

xiumin: Minseok would break after seeing all the negative comments addressed to you. He would come over one day and see a couple of opened letters strewn out on the coffee table. When you were in the kitchen, he would look through them and would be shocked to see that they were death threats from the fans who were against your relationship. He would ask you about them and when you say that you don’t mind and that you’re alright, he wouldn’t have any other choice but to end the relationship with you because he can’t have you be like this. He can’t stand your life being ruined by him and his fans. You would try to tell him that you were alright with living like this if it meant that you could love him, but he wouldn’t take it. 

suho: Joonmyun would break up with you, purely because he sees that it will be for the better to you. Since he’s so busy all the time, he can’t spend time with you and because he’s a celebrity, dating him is potentially going to endanger you, physically and mentally. He doesn’t want you to go through that, especially when it was because of him, and he will call you up one day. He will take you out on one last date, and as you prepare to part with him in front of your house, he will turn suddenly serious. Joonmyun’s voice will get stern and low as he says, “I’m going to break up with you, ___.” When your face falls and you ask him what’s going on for him to say such a thing, he plasters a fake, emotionless smile on his lips, “I’m done with you.” That’s all he says as he turns away, but as soon as he’s out of your sight, he wouldn’t be able to stop the tears from falling.

lay: He doesn’t want to let you go. He wishes that he can just erase everything about his past. He wishes that he never debuted, never became famous. He just wishes that he can be someone normal who can be with you for the rest of his life. However, Yixing knows that it’s too late to change anything. The only he can do right now is to let you go so that at least you can be able to live a normal life, a life that he’s already given up. He wants you to be with someone that can stay with you for the rest of your life, someone who can spend time with you and give you his undivided love and attention. What he doesn’t know is that the only one that you’ll want to stay with is Yixing. 

baekhyun: Baekhyun will do it fast, like ripping off a bandaid. He knows that the more he drags it on, the harder it’ll get to do, the more it’ll hurt you. He feels like you’re wasting your life on him, waiting for him on everything, and he doesn’t want to use you like this anymore. After coming back from a concert tour, he’ll knock on your door late at night, ignore all of your greetings and surprised smiles and will straight out say, “I think we should break up.” Baekhyun watches your excited grin break and turns so that he doesn’t have to look at you hurt anymore. “I’m sorry, ___.”

chen: With Jongdae, even a goodbye would be passionate and heartfelt. He would tell you that he’s breaking up with you, and when you don’t question him or cry or grovel at his feet to give you another chance, he realizes that you’re doing this out of nothing but love for him too. As cliché as it sounds, you’re letting each other go because you love them too much. He leaves you with one last kiss, as fiery and zealous as the ones before. He whispers against your lips, “Know that I love you.” 

chanyeol: Chanyeol would spend many days, stressing out about this. He loves you so much that he needs to do this. He can’t have you chained to him like this when he’s not even sure he can keep with the commitment. When he finally does call you up, you’ve already caught onto him. He sees you show up, looking like you haven’t been sleeping well for the past few days as well. You both know that the breakup is imminent and that makes it even more painful. Chanyeol and you share the longest glance before you have to look away. You try to give him a little smile but it fails so you give up. “I guess I’ll be seeing you on the TV from now on.”

d.o: Kyungsoo would try so hard to salvage the relationship, but ultimately, it would come down to the inevitability of his job. The company would tell him time and time over that he should break up with you, that having a girlfriend, let alone a non-celebrity, would be hard for not only him, but also for you. He finally realizes what they mean when he find out that you have to stay inside of your house most of the time with the curtains drawn and have to slip out through the back door even at nights because of angry fans who are out to ruin your life. Kyungsoo is horrified that you’re living like a caged animal and he’s angry that you’ve been keeping it to yourself. Because he can’t come to see you, he has no choice but to call you. He calls it off over the phone and the next day, the breaking news is that member of EXO, Do Kyungsoo, has broken up with his non-celebrity girlfriend. You’re pleased to see that the comments online are speaking well of Kyungsoo again and the fans around your house are gone too. When you sit by yourself in the lonely house, suffocating in silence, that’s when you let yourself cry.

kai: So many tears between the two of you. When Jongin finally decides that it’s time to tell you, you know that he’s doing it even though he really doesn’t want to. You know that he’s doing it because he’s too good, too selfless. You cry because you’re not sad for yourself but rather for him. You cry because he isn’t able to live his life out the way he wants to. The two of you stand in front of each other, sharing silent tears before you have to turn away. “I’m so sorry, Jongin.” He doesn’t understand why you’re the one apologizing. He also doesn’t know that you can’t fall asleep that night because of the tears that never seem to stop. 

sehun: Out of all of them, Sehun’s breakup would be the most heartless. Truth be told, you knew from the very beginning that he would be the one to call it off. Every text, every date, every “Can we meet?” would have you wondering if it was the day that he was going to break your heart. So when he finally did show up at your house one day, lips pressed together solemnly, you knew that it was going to be today. You open the door, don’t even bother letting him in. He would look at you wordlessly for a bit before saying, “I’m breaking up with you.” You wouldn’t even flinch. “I know.” The door is shut in his face. That night, you toss and turn in bed, still unsure of the reason why he left. The reason is something you hadn’t thought about.

this was sad. i’m v sad now. ; - ;

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Shamchat howlter bantz
  • This is a conversation between Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat and yourself, Phil Lester (I then double as dan).
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Hi dad
  • Phil Lester: Dil!
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: I'm going out tonight so I need some money
  • Phil Lester: Oooh is that with tabitha again?
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: No, just a party at my friends house but she will be there I hope...
  • Phil Lester: well i can lend you £10
  • Phil Lester: but try not to spend it all like last time
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: No I need more than that!,*whines*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: I need at least £50
  • Phil Lester: no! you still haven't paid me back from the last time
  • Phil Lester: go ask dan
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Urgh... Fuck sakes.. Where is he?
  • Phil Lester: i think he's still browsing tumblr
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Just give me the money and I'll give it back I promise
  • Phil Lester: No i physically don't have any cash
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Yeah u do *shouts*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Daaaa-d don't be such a dick
  • Phil Lester: *dan comes in from other room*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Oh hi dad, Phil won't give me money because hes so tight and mean *gives phil dirty look*
  • Dan Howell: i thought i heard him give you £10
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: He won't give me 50 like I asked for? Will you?
  • Dan Howell: no
  • Dan Howell: but i can give you another £10
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: WHYYYY...
  • Phil Lester: and that should reaaallly be enough
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: NO! *stomps foot* I WANT £50 FOR FUCK SAKES
  • Dan Howell: LAnguage!
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Dadddd just give me the money!!! Why are you being so tight !!!
  • Dan Howell: We've both offered you money. Either take it now or the offer will be gone
  • Phil Lester: And you won't be able to buy any pandas
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Oh my god... FINE I will take the shitty £20 *holds out hand for you to give money*
  • Phil Lester: *both exchange exasperated looks but hand over the money*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Its still not enough *gives you both angry glare and stomps to my room and slams door shut*
  • Dan Howell: I thought he was going out?
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *gets ready and goes in kitchen to get a drink before leaving*
  • Phil Lester: I hope i wasn't this annoying when i was 15
  • Dan Howell: unfortunately i think i probably was
  • Dan Howell: but with less of a social life
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *looks at you then leaves the house* *comes back at 3 o'clock in the morning smelly of weed and beer*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Smelling*
  • Dan Howell: *dan is up browsing tumblr*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *creeps slowly in to kitchen trying to be quiet*
  • Dan Howell: *dan pretends not to notice*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *gets in to kitchen and makes some food*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *goes into my room opens window and light the cigarette*
  • Dan Howell: *dan stealthily walks up behind him* HEy dil
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *jumps up and throws cig out the window* ohh hi dad, you scared me
  • Dan Howell: You do know that smoking these days really isn't as cool as it used to be....
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Um.. I wasn't smoking!
  • Dan Howell: You should really check out my video about that
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: I have and its stupid (hey lol its okay XD) *shuts window and jumps on to bed* now if u could get out I'd like to sleep now
  • Dan Howell: How was your evening? Did you see tabitha again? #diltha
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *looks away from you* yeah,I saw her...
  • Dan Howell: how are things going between you?
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Good
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Me and Tabitha had a great time actually
  • Dan Howell: I'm really glad to hear :)
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *yawns* urgh I'm tired now please go away dad, *closes eyes and drifts to sleep*
  • Dan Howell: *watches over you for a few minutes before going to find phil*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *wakes up next morning*
  • Phil Lester: *is sneakily eating cereal out of the box*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *watches you and just shakes head and smiles* are you sure that's your cereal dad?
  • Phil Lester: Ummmm
  • Phil Lester: *hides box*
  • Phil Lester: what?
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *laughs at you*
  • Phil Lester: I... wasn't even eating cereal! That's right!
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Okay if your sure *eats slice of toast*
  • Phil Lester: *subtly replaces the cereal box*
  • Phil Lester: so, how was your evening? :)
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Oh it was cool Tabitha was there we spent a couple of hours together... Then I came back home
  • Phil Lester: That's great!
  • Phil Lester: I'm glad things are going so well
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Um thanks. She's sleeping over here tonight, I invited her
  • Phil Lester: *looks very interested and encouraging* That's wonderful news! You can invite her round as often as you like
  • Phil Lester: ;)
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Good thanks dad, oh and tell dan, because I'm going to go meet her in the park in 10 minutes so I better get going
  • Phil Lester: so early? ok I'll let him know
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Thanks *puts clothes on goes out door*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *comes back with Tabitha later that evening* dads! I'm home
  • Phil Lester: Hey Dil!
  • Phil Lester: And you must be Tabitha!
  • Phil Lester: *is very excited*
  • Dan Howell: *dan hears talking and comes in*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Tab: yeah its nice to meet you
  • Phil Lester: *phil goes to hug her*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Tab:*hugs back* um dad me and Tabitha are going in my room for a bit okay?
  • Phil Lester: okay!
  • Dan Howell: *dan is slightly disapproving about the speed of their relationship but goes along with it* okay, just..... be safe!
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Daddddd *whines and takes her to my room*
  • Dan Howell: *dan smirks to himself*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *we both come out of my room the next morning and eat some breakfast, on the couch cuddling*
  • Dan Howell: *dan comes in and starts filming*
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: *tries to block with hands* daaddddddd!
  • Dan Howell: What, it's cute
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Your embarrassing me
  • Dan Howell: besides i haven't posted a video in ageessss and all the phans will be dying to know about this
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Urgg fine.. *kisses Tabitha*
  • Dan Howell: Wow, i think that even qualifies as a thumbnail
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Ha ha funny *we both smirk* me and tabby are going to the cinema soon
  • Dan Howell: *ironically smirks* what are you going to see?
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Oh we haven't decided yet.
  • Your son the cheeky 15 yr old boy brat: Something funny probably though
  • Dan Howell: such comedy
  • Dan Howell: much wow
Interview for Kerrang, December 2004.
  • Chris: "Matt, Have you ever rejected a song for being too over the top?"
  • Matt: "(Laughs) No. Never for that reason, no. I still don't think we're even touching on the beginning of anything close to what has been done in the past in terms of what is regarded over the top."
  • Matt: "If I left the band and you could choose anybody in history to replace me, who would you have?"
  • Dom: "Jimi Hendrix. Well, he's Matt's favourite guitarist, I think. And mine. Plus, he'll fit into the three-piece vibe. It'd work."
  • Dom: "Have you ever spied me doing anything embarrassing, yet spared my blushes by not telling me?"
  • Matt: "Hmmm, Good question. I'm sure there's something. Hmmm."
  • Dom: "You saw me getting laid once."
  • Matt: "That's true, actually: I came in a room once and filmed him with a night vision camera. Ah, I know - I saw him putting on moisturiser once."
  • Chris: "What would you say, If I said I'd invented a Kiss-style image and I wanted to incorporate it onstage?"
  • Matt: "I'd say, it was about fucking time! (Laughs)About time we took it to the next level, I'd say. I've been waiting for one of these two to come up with something; I'd be very happy, yeah. But, I know these two probably wouldn't go there."
  • Chris: "I think I'd probably go there, but I don't know about Kiss."
  • Matt: "What do you think of me getting all the attention and adulation?"
  • Matt: "I don't get it all! Bollocks. Bollocks. Bollocks." (Discards question, chooses new one.)
  • Matt: "If I wanted to record a solo album, how concerned would you be?"
  • Chris: "If I could play bass on it, it'd be alright (Laughs)."
  • Dom: "Which one of us needs to see a shrink and why?"
  • Matt: "I think we've all got hidden agendas. I've never seen one, even though my girlfriend is one. Well, not yet professionally, but she probably will be."
  • Matt: "If you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose batman, superman or wonder woman?"
  • Chris: "Batman."
  • Matt: "That's dark. I'm not a dark person, I'm the sunshine of your life."
  • Dom: "Well, I'd say Wonder Woman."
  • Matt: "That's how he'd want to see me. Ever since I saw him bend over to get an injection in his bum, there's been a strange energy between us (laughs). There's definitely suspicion."
  • Dom: "What do you get sick of me moaning on about?"
  • Matt: "Me being late."
  • Chris: "Turning the hi-hats up. Silly little things on the drums."
  • Matt: "Actually, he doesn't really moan much, does he?"
  • Dom: "Really? I thought I was a moaner."
  • Chris: "Who's the worst fighter?"
  • Matt: "If you're small like me, you've got to do other things. If you don't have the physical strength, you've got to use weapons. It's not that I fight like a girl, it's just that I'll use whatever object is at hand."
  • Dom: "I actually think I'm the worst. I smacked one guy in the face once and I thought I looked really hard, and he just turned around, looked at me, and squashed me on the floor in one go. It was quite embarrassing. So, yeah, it's most likely I'd lose, but I'd go down with my teeth in someone's leg."
  • Matt: "What do you think of my dress sense?"
  • Dom: "(Laughs) Pretty sharp these days. As opposed to... shiny pants and glitter shirts."
  • Matt: "Make-up, shiny trousers. Those were the good ol' days. I miss all that."
  • Dom: "What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?"
  • Matt: "All your faffing around. His electric toothbrush and mouthwash just winds me up. It's just annoying. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am."
  • Chris: "If a spacecraft landed in front of us and a hatch opened up - which of us would be mad enough to go onboard?"
  • Dom: "I'd be in there."
  • Chris: "I'd want to see the beings first."
  • Matt: "I wouldn't go on my own, if I knew we were all going on, I'd be happy to go first."
  • Matt: "Do you think I'm a good looking bloke?"
  • Matt: "That's ridiculous, I can't ask a question like that." (Discards question and chooses new one.)
  • Matt: "Do you two get recognised much when you're out shopping?"
  • Dom: "All the time - they think I'm Matt!"
  • Matt: "Really?"
  • Dom: "I actually did get recognised a couple of days ago at HMV in Islington."
  • Chris: "I got recognised in Co - Op once. I had to sign a little receipt."
  • Chris: "What's my most annoying habit?"
  • Matt: "Farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume."
  • Dom: "If I'm in a hotel room, like two floors above him, I can hear him. I'm like, 'Jesus'. He's loud."
  • Matt: "If I had a hygiene problem, would you tell me?"
  • Dom: "I tell you every day (laughs). Get in the shower. Brush your teeth."
  • Matt: "That is true, that is true."
  • Dom: "Which of us has the best home movie collection?"
  • Matt: "Chris. He's got all the Bond films."
  • Chris: "On video and DVD. I try to buy about five DVDs a week."
  • Chris: "What's the worst thing about being in Muse?"
  • Matt: "..."
  • Chris: "..."
  • Dom: "..."
  • Matt: "Our legal bills. The business side. It's complicated. I wouldn't wish it on anybody."
  • Matt: "Is there any song you hate, or used to hate, playing live?"
  • Dom: "Er, no."
  • Chris: "I used to be uncomfortable with 'Blackout', because I never used to play keyboards until that song. They made me learn and I wasn't really a natural player. I was a bit on edge to start with, but I can play it a lot easier now."
  • Matt: "For me it would be a song called 'Cave'. It was on the first album, but it's probably the oldest song of anything we ever did. It was a combination of, one, it was old; and two, it had this vocal bit that had a note I had to hold for so long. It was way too long. You get the odd person still call out for it. Hardcore."
  • Chris: "Who's the biggest bitch?"
  • Dom: "Matt's the biggest and we're his bitches."
  • Dom: "If a venomous snake bit my arse, would you suck the poison out?"
  • Matt: "I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training - I did a first-aid course. I can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of thing. If you cut an artery open, I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go, 'SHUT UP!'. Did you know when you see all that thumping of the chest stuff in films, that you can't actually bring somebody back to life by doing that? All you can do is keep them alive until someone turns up with an electrode. You're basically pumping the blood around the body to keep them alive; that's all you're doing. Drowning's a different matter, if someone's got loads of water inside their mouth, you can just blow inside their lungs and maybe they'll be able to cough and splutter it back out again. But, yeah, the venom; I'm not that advanced, but I'd give it a go."
  • Dom: "How about if it bit me on my knob?"
  • Matt: "Then I'd let you die."
  • Chris: "Who's the tightest bastard?"
  • Matt: "Dom. Although it depends what you mean (laughs). Let me think.
  • Erm... I think we're all pretty goddamn good with cash, to be honest. We're all pretty generous. And, yeah, we do charity work. But, we don't like to talk about it. We usually just give hard cash to Oxfam and that's it. We don't go around going (adopts goofy voice), 'Ooh, look at me'. The Bible says if you sing about it, you don't get recognition for it. So, I've just sung about it and blown it all (laughs)."
  • Dom: "Who's the best sportsman?"
  • Matt: "Chris."
  • Chris: "Years ago I might have accepted that, but these days I fall over and break my wrist while playing football on concrete; so I can't be that good."
  • Chris: "If I developed superpowers, would I use them for good or evil?"
  • Matt: "A bit of both."
  • Dom: "I think you'd probably take the piss."
  • Matt: "Am I in touch with my feminine side?"
  • Matt: "This actually isn't my question, I nicked it out of Dom's glass."
  • Dom: "In touch with your feminine side? Er. Yes and no. Actually, I mean, yes, but at the same time... no (laughs)."
  • Matt: "Why, what do you mean?"
  • Dom: "Well, yeah you are, because you wear women's clothes."
  • Matt: "Do I?"
  • Dom: "Yet, when I've tried to kiss you, you don't like it."

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The electric guitar of Dean’s alarm woke him with a jolt right at six, and he fumbled with his phone to turn it off before it happened to wake Cas. Looking back at him, Dean found him to be fast asleep and relaxed. Sleep was rare for him, but once it came, it was sure loath to leave. 

Dean left a soft kiss where the golden lamplight caressed Cas’ skin, combing his fingers through his messy bedhead with a sleepy smile. He tore himself from Cas’ side, his heart fluttering as he tucked the blankets back around him before grabbing his robe leaving Cas alone in their room. 

He tied his robe around himself as he shuffled to the kitchen, flicking the light on and squinting at the stark brightness. He went through the motions of making coffee without much thought, realizing at the first sounds and smells of percolation that this, if anything, would wake Cas – or even worse, Sam. Dean glanced over his shoulder, his eyes widening a little.

The coast was clear. For now.

Dean let out a quiet sigh of relief and poured himself a cup of coffee, carrying it to the fridge and setting it down on the counter as he opened the door. He could see it, the crinkled paper bag he brought home after his food run two days ago. It was tucked discreetly behind the row of brown-bottled beers, the tiny-toothed edge of the bag peeking out behind the beer. 

Beyond the kitchen doorway, a door creaked open and then shut. Dean reached for the bag, his heart starting to race a little. This is stupid, this is stupid, he told himself as he opened the bag and pulled out the plastic bag with a sprig of mistletoe. This is so stupid.

Taking a couple sips of his coffee – for courage, perhaps – Dean grabbed the mistletoe by the red ribbon the florist had provided and fished out the pin from the bottom of the bag. He poked the pin through the ribbon, standing on his tiptoes on the top stair and sticking it into the wood above his head. He stared up at the sprig, the little white berries blending into the wall of the hallway.

Dean exhaled sharply, strongly considering yanking the mistletoe down from the doorway and throwing it into the trash. But no, he decided, stepping into the hallway and wandering down the hall. He would leave it up and let Cas experience this cheesy Christmas tradition for the first time. Dean passed Sam on his way to the library, Sam rubbing his eye and yawning, the morning paper tucked underneath his arm.

He heard Sam’s quiet “Really, Dean?” as he stepped into the library, grabbing the nearest book he could find and hurrying back to the kitchen before Cas arrived.

But he was too late.

Cas greeted him with a small smile and squinty eyes before he ducked into the kitchen. Dean quickened his steps, his heart pounding in his ears by the time he reached the doorway. He leaned against it, opening his book and staring intently at the words sprawling across the page.

Off in the distance, Sam snorted in amusement and Dean pointedly ignored him, turning the page of his book while Cas was pouring himself a cup of coffee. Color crept across Dean’s face as Cas padded toward him. Dean cleared his throat – nonchalantly, he thought – as Cas stopped next to him, giving him a quick peck on the cheek.

“Good morning, Dean,” he said, his voice a little lower than usual after a night of disuse. Dean smiled, his blush inflaming his face, as Cas kissed his cheek again before walking past him and into the hall. It was not until he heard the closing of his and Cas’ bedroom door that Dean turned the page of his book again.

Sam cleared his throat, and Dean could tell that he was smirking without looking up. “Your book is upside-down.”

“Shut up, Sam.”

Birthday (day)

Happy birthday to me! Today’s my birthday, so I wanted to do something special. So I wrote you guys a Sans Days. Shout out to infrequently-blue for some Soul head canons, ask-handdrawnbatandzach for some magic ideas, all of the anons with amazing thoughts, and you, for reading my fic. I love you guys.

[Sans Days] [First] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17]

Warnings: Kissing, mouse, snake, Souls, BIRTHDAYYYYYYY

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anonymous asked:

Clawen Prompt: "I can't have sex with you. I'm married." Drunk Owen said to his wife, Claire, as she tries to get him out of his dirty clothes.

I honestly didn’t think anyone would send me a prompt, so hello anon, and thank you. This was a great prompt. I hope it garners some part of your expectation and satisfaction. 

It wasn’t every night that Owen managed to stumble through the front door, balance off, limbs completely useless. ‘Whoa there, Soldier,’ Claire teased, watching on from the hallway.

Jason’s bachelor party was an opportunity Owen couldn’t miss. He was a groomsman after all, and for some reason the idea was far too appealing. Owen held a particular fondness for the young monkey keeper, their camaraderie akin to brothers in arms. The announcement of his wedding only set into motion devious plans of a night full of alcohol and quite possibly scantily clad women.

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Swan Queen Week - Day 4

Title: Five Times Maleficent Insinuated Emma and Regina Were Dating and One Time She Didn’t

Words: 3300

Rating: T

A/N: I’ll skip a summary since I think the title takes care of it, but I will say that, while this is a Swan Queen story, there’s more than a hint of a Dragon Queen past referenced as well. 

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anonymous asked:

Are they going shove O/L stuff down our throats tomorrow? Not romantic toned just shoving that "friendship" in our faces. Last week's stuff was so awkward and weird. SA looks like he wants to die in their scenes and they don't actually have much of a friendship no matter how much the show tries to tell me they do so it was extra weird for them to discuss his current relationship. I know she's dying so they'll probably get some type of goodbye and it doesn't matter but I'm just no thanks.

Listen… I understand you don’t like it. I don’t know many of us who do

But c’mon.  Ease up a bit. She’s dying. She is Oliver’s LAST lifelong friend. Sara is off doing god knows what and I always got the feeling that Laurel was more in his circle of friends while Sara watched from the outside looking in (until she hooked up with Oliver, of course). He’s lost everyone else. Thea is going to be his only real link to his past, his youth. 

He has a history with Laurel that, like it or not, is important to him. No, their relationship isn’t romantic anymore, but they’re still in each other’s lives. They still care about each other as friends. So yes, I expect quite a bit of Oliver being upset over her death. It would be strange if he wasn’t. THAT I would have a problem with. 

We can put up with this, can’t we fam? We’re getting the holy grail here… she’s dying and the show is going to be FREE of her. This is GOLD. I will put up with any and all references to how upset everyone (including Oliver) is at her passing. I welcome it gladly with OPEN ARMS. It’s worth it

Complaining about it, when we as a fandom have our ship canon and getting married next season and we’re finally rid of her and hopefully a good chunk of her more toxic fans too, just makes us look insecure, petty and mean. Do you want to look like that? Do you want the EPs and the writers and the media to look at our fandom and see us whining about Oliver and Laurel having a goodbye moment? Or about Oliver crying over Laurel? I sure don’t. 

Please don’t embarrass us all tomorrow, fam. Be happy, celebrate, but don’t be insecure and petty. I beg you. This is a win for those of us who don’t like that character, we can afford to be a little gracious here. 

bingualien  asked:

71 kurodai! :)

71. “Kiss me, quick!”

When the bottle finishes the spin and its top points at Kuroo, a vengeful spark gleams within Kenma’s eyes and Kuroo knows that he’s screwed.

Not that he deserves it, to begin with.

Yes, maybe he agreed too easily when Lev suggested a game of truth or dare. But it was the last night of training camp, for crying out loud! The last night they had to bond as a team before going back to their own homes! This was all about making everyone on the team closer, regardless of how much Kai insisted that Kuroo just wanted an opportunity to dare Yamamoto to shave his eyebrows. And yes, he did dared Kenma to do 60 squats, but again he was only thinking about Kenma’s health. 

He knew he would be punished for it, though. He only didn’t expect his punishment to come so soon.

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anonymous asked:

Hello!! I have a really busy couple of days ahead of me and can't really afford to sit and look at all the material coming from the late late show, as much as I'd love it...I heard it was good, though! Was it? What about our Larry feels? Something nice happened? What were your takes after this, you think good stuff is coming their/our way? Thank you, I'll really catch up with everything as soon as I can, but I'm so aching to know how the boys were!

Hi love. Yes the show gifs are great. I didn’t see the footage yet because by the time my lunch break came and i snuggled up in a meeting room ready for the fond, it turned out that CBS removed the video due to copyright issues.

I tag it all as JCS

Short summary:
Ot4 is sticking together
Project no control talk.
H never looked more gay
HL are so gone for each other
No womanizer talk.
Louis (frontman) sitting next to the interviewer
Dildo talk
Touching boyfriends
Photobooth next to you - Louis fist is clenched when on Liam’s shoulder but relaxed on Harry’s
Harry hair porn
Louis in torn jeans
Louis is sooo tan!!
They were sooo not subtle
No control fond and omg the lyrics. They are ridiculously not subtle.
Dodgeball: HL teamed up and winning
HL touched too
First instinct is to celebrate and hug but Harry stopped himself, they were watching where the other goes.
Harry standing up to pick chocolate Niall up from behind the couch, Louis turning a 180 making sure he’s not missing a millisecond from his boyfriend’s life.
Harry sick. Louis also had a raspy voice.
Louis happily saying he’s single, Harry’s reaction is giving it all away.

Shortest summary:
Ot4 ride or die
Larry is the realest.