i'm not sure if i will ever get over this

Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever
  • *opening theme*
  • *Marinette does something clumsy while talking about how much she looooooves Adrien*
  • Her hot friend who should be a main character: You should tell him you like him!
  • Marinette: OMG NO BECAUSE OF REASONS
  • Adrien, conveniently nearby: lol, I'm hot and so is that Ladybug chick. We know nothing about each other and routinely lie to each other and our closest friends. That's a solid premise for a relationship if I ever heard one!
  • Someone, somewhere in Paris: *experiences a single moment of negativity, no matter how petty or temporary*
  • HAWKDUDE: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, IT'S AKUMA TIME
  • Evil Villian: Hello, I am Ridiculous Name von Badfic. Prepare to be minorly inconvenienced!
  • *recycled animation sequences*
  • Chat Noir: M'LADY.
  • Ladybug: my life is a dumpster fire
  • Chat Noir: *terrible puns*
  • Ladybug: I'm rethinking every decision I've ever made.
  • HAWKGUY: This time my plan is sure to work even though it never has before and I keep doing the same thing over and over!
  • *fighting*
  • Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM *gets a random object* LOL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
  • *thinly veiled use for the item appears*
  • Ladybug: Gotcha! *recycled animation sequences* No more evil doing for you, little akuma.
  • Chat Noir: So Ladybug you wanna f--
  • Ladybug: LOL BYE
  • *credits roll*
  • Cas: DEAN?
  • Dean: yeah?
  • Cas: where is my angel blade?
  • Dean: what?
  • Cas: WHERE. IS. MY. ANGEL BLADE?
  • Dean: I, uh, put it away.
  • Cas: WHERE?
  • Dean: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
  • Cas: I NEED IT!
  • Dean: UH UH. DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF AND DOING NO-DARING-SHIT. WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS!
  • Cas: HEAVEN IS IN DANGER!
  • Dean: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!
  • Cas: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY ANGEL BLADE IS, HUMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
  • Dean: greater good? I am your HUSBAND. I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.

okay, but what about neighbours!malec au, where

  • magnus lives next door to jace, izzy and alec
  • and he met only izzy because jace and alec are always busy
  • (they could run a gym together or sth)
  • anyway at some point (because it’s spring, and it’s warm, and windows are open) magnus hears an argument between the three of them and decides to listen (because he loves gossips and doesn’t have anything better to do)
  • isabelle yells at jace and after a few minutes tall, dark and handsome boy leaves their house
  • magnus instantly thinks that this must be jace, who evidently wasn’t pleased with his sister yelling at him, so he probably went for a walk
  • they never met before, so magnus has no idea that in fact, this tall, dark and handsome boy was alec (who didn’t want to be in the middle of izzy and jace’s fight)
  • so, because magnus would really like to get to know “jace” better, next time he talks to izzy he asks about jace’s number and because she’s still mad at jace she just shrugs and gives magnus jace’s number without questioning it
  • and for the next week, jace keeps whining about this magnus guy who keeps texting him 
  • (isabelle is really happy with herself for letting this happen)
  • (alec is not happy because he might have a little tiny crush on magnus even tho he doesn’t really know him)
  • and then, after another few days, magnus sees “jace” struggling with some big boxes and decides to help him
  • (alec is really irritated because jace typed wrong address and the new gym equipment came to their house and not to the gym and now alec has to deal with it)
  • he’s in a hurry so they don’t really talk and as soon as they’re done with boxes, alec says that he has a brother to yell at and he has to go
  • the next day, there’s a party at lightwood’s and isabelle thinks it would be really funny to invite magnus
  • (only because, along the way, she realised that magnus confused jace with alec and in reality he likes alec but she had too much fun to say something)
  • magnus, of course, comes and he goes straight to “jace”
  • (alec stars choking on his beer as soon as he sees this insanely handsome man coming his way)
  • and just as magnus wants to say something to “jace” they both hear izzy screaming “hey alec! can you come over here for a moment?”
  • and magnus is like “wait, you’re not jace?”
  • “no, I’m pretty sure I'm not”
  • “who’s jace then?”
  • alec points at this blond guy who’s talking with some other boy and magnus wants to punch himself
  • “so you’re saying that I just wasted almost two weeks texting the wrong guy?”
  • and as alec tries to connect the facts, isabelle is laughing in the corner of the room
  • and then, they get drunk together and alec finally asks magnus out and magnus, of course, says yes
  • and they live happily ever after

anonymous asked:

Hey I'm not sure if this sounds rude I always feel weird asking people for requests, but if you ever get the time could you draw factory tyrant miku? I feel like she'd look great in your style! I love your art by the way!!

WHAT?! It’s not rude for you to ask, if it a cool Vocaloid request I’m all over it like you did lmao

Here is a pretty Factory Tyrant Miku (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

anonymous asked:

I have a very lengthy rant in my head in the way I've noticed the fandom treats harry and how they treat Louis. How they react to them and I'm so angry but I'm so tired. It's always been there but I got to see it from people I didn't expect this past year and well..

People tend to mock Louis when he goes out to get papped or does very obvious and over-the-top fan service, and I rarely, if ever, see the same mocking of Harry when he does the same things, so I’m not sure if that’s what you’re referring to, but I definitely see that behavior and it pisses me off frequently.

anonymous asked:

Brian! I'm getting a new cat and I'm really scared. I volunteer at an animal rescue place and about a month ago they got this sweet kitty and we bonded. I love him so much and they will give him to me for free, but I'm nervous my old cat will hate him. I know you have two cats, do you have any tips for introducing them?

I’m sure at this point you’ve managed to introduce them, but my tips for anyone going through this scenario are as follows:

-Don’t feed them next to each other right away, to ensure they don’t become aggressive/possessive of food. Feed them in separate rooms, then over time move the food dishes closer. This helps work wonders when it comes to preventing dominance issues.

-Don’t fret if they don’t get along right away (or ever)! My two boys get into dumb fights all the time, but it’s natural for pets to battle a little. They always settle down right after and do their own things. If it gets really aggressive, ask a vet what can be done.

-Figure out their individual quirks. You already know your one cat, so discover the specific weird behaviors/preferences of your new one as soon as possible. This will help you identify if/when there’s something off!

-Love both kitties! Prevent either one from becoming jealous of the other by showing affection towards both of them. My fat, jerkwad cat Sig gets incredibly nasty if I show my other cat Plinko love first when I come home, so I’ve worked out a system that helps keep him from getting too envious of his brother :P

Good luck and enjoy your new family member!

Hold everything with open hands. I don’t think we are ever allowed to grab hold of anything or anyone as though they matter more than the kingdom of heaven. When you hold relationships with open hands, then people come in and out of your life as gifts of grace to be cherished and enjoyed, not objects to be owned and manipulated. And then when you hold your dreams with open hands, you get to watch God resurrect what seemed dead and multiply what seemed small.
—  Angela Thomas, A Beautiful Offering 
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I would like to propose a toast: To my partner, Seeley Booth…I know who he is, but I forget sometimes. Because- because he never shines a light on himself. He shines it on other people…Anthropology teaches us that, the alpha male is the man wearing the crown, displaying the most colorful plumage and the shiniest baubles. He stands out from the others. But I now think that anthropology may have it wrong. In working with Booth, I have come to realize that the quiet man, the invisible man, the man who is always there for friends and family- that’s the real alpha male.

Polyamory sentence starters
  • You know I love you, right? Because... I think I'm attracted to someone else.
  • My wife/husband and I want you to be our boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • Have you ever tried dating two people at once before?
  • Wait a minute, so the both of you want me?
  • I'm so confused, I don't understand it. I want you, but I want them, too.
  • Are you sure they're not going to get jealous over us being together?
  • Wait, so how does this work? Are you just going to share me?
  • If I wanted to try kissing both of you, could I?
  • I don't want to get between the two of you, but I love you. Both of you.
  • Remember that guy/girl from work I was telling you about? I want to invite them to join us.
  • I can't sleep without both of you there.
  • It's not cheating if we have permission to be together.
  • Wait, is this a date? Did the two of you invite me out on a date?
  • We were wondering if you'd like to come home with us. Both of us.
  • We don't have the usual sort of relationship, we're open to inviting others.
  • I'm not sure who's eyefucked me more tonight, you or your boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • I've never known of three people making it work before, but I want to try.

anonymous asked:

I'm a lover of Angst. Can i have one with Tony getting hurt, pretty badly, maybe a car accident with his belobed mustang or something and Clay just fretting over him

1. Clay’s almost sure his heart stopped beating once he received that text. One text and his entire world was turned upside down. The text was from Tony’s younger sister and all it said was, “Come to the hospital right now. Tony was in a car accident.”

2. Clay doesn’t think he’s ever pedaled faster on his bike - his mind going into overdrive. A car accident? That was so unlike Tony, he has always been a careful driver. He never looked away from the road and followed the speed limits. How serious were his injuries? Clay can’t help but think of the worst situation possible.

3. Once Clay got there, he practically ran inside and towards the recovery unit. He sees Tony’s family and sprints over, panting and asking a million questions at once. They explain what happened; another car ran a red light at an intersection and slammed into the passenger side of Tony’s mustang.

4. His family also explained the injuries, nothing as bad as Clay was thinking. A broken arm, his ribs were bruised, and a large gash on his thigh from some broken glass. Other than a few cuts, he was fine and currently resting. Clay sits with his family in the waiting room until the doctor lets them know that they’re allowed to see him.

5. Tony’s family insists that Clay goes in first, they know bad he wants to. Once Clay enters the hospital room, he feels his nerves spike up all over again. Seeing Tony’s arm wrapped in a cast and bandages across his body makes him sick - he never wants to see Tony in pain. He pulls up a chair beside the bed and holds onto his right hand, the one on his unbroken arm.

6. A few minutes pass before Tony starts to wake up, and upon seeing Clay he smiles despite the pounding headache he has. Clay, relieved at the sight of Tony awake, let’s out a breath that he didn’t know he was holding. He promises to take care of him while he recovers. (“you gave me a fucking heart attack, I’m not leaving your side until I know you’re better.”)

their daughter falls for a rival gang member (mafia!exo)

request;; 

hi:) Can I request an exomafiareaction: their daughter (18-22 years old…) is in love with the rival gangs man and wants to marry. how do they react to this and act towards their only daughter when they find out? they are the leader of their own gang. thank you:)

a/n; 

y'all have no idea how much i wanted to make this like my mafia!baekhyun reaction and have exo-m and exo-k be the rival gangs. i was sosos tempted, but the age gaps would have made it weird, so here you go. ps. this features actual dialogue bc i wanted to try something new

warnings;;

n/a

xiumin

minseok would be completely opposed — not to the relationship itself, but to the man of your choice — and would vocalize that in a firm voice, one that told you his opinion wasn’t going to sway, “i don’t give a fuck if you date, but you're not going to bring that piece of shit around here. if you get hurt, that’s on you.“ give him a few days though and he’ll call you over the phone, looking to apologize for being so disgustingly harsh. he would also make sure you knew that he did actually support you, and would be there to shoot your fiance up the ass if he ever hurt you.

Originally posted by bangtanbitch666

kai

jongin would smile brightly and say, "y/n, i'm so happy for the both of you!" but in secret, he would have two of his men keep the closest eye on your fiance, to make sure he wasn’t using you to plot against his mafia. in truth, he’d be gleeful that you’d found someone, he simply wouldn’t like who you’d found.

Originally posted by starlightkai

lay

(everyone writes mafia!exo as these cold-personalitied hardasses, but i still believe in yixing being an angel, even if he does lead a gang.) for someone so dear to his heart, he would be willing to try to put aside his differences with the man you wished to be with. with a warm smile, he would state, "for my daughter? anything." although, if this man were to hurt you, it would literally be off with his head.

Originally posted by yixingen

baekhyun

baekhyun would be shocked (in a bad way) and would most likely accept your dinner invitation after you broke the news to him, just to drop his gun on the table next to his plate, in a way to make a point. like the typical dad, he would do nothing but bombard the man across from him with harsh questions and commands, "if you're actually serious about her, you have to stop fucking around. i don’t care who you think you are or what gang you’re with, i'll still blow your brains out if you cross any boundaries with my daughter." toward you, baekhyun would be such a softie, and he would even let you know (in private) that he was on your side, no matter what.

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

d.o.

kyungsoo would be angry that you’d gone against his wishes more than anything. he’d very specifically told you that that boy was off limits. "why don’t you ever listen to anything i say?" he would ask. your mother, however, would side with you, and promise to talk him into being kinder (he loves you, so he’d do it regardless, but he would ignore you for a while bc he thinks it would teach you a lesson).

Originally posted by 3x0ismystyle

chanyeol

chanyeol would go out of his way to not comment on the relationship itself, or to even be involved with your fiance at all. you could tel it effected him in someway, but toward you he would remain the same as always, like you hadn’t said anything at all. after lots of pestering, he would finally confess, "i just don’t want to hurt your feelings. if i speak on it, that’s more than likely to happen. regardless, if this is what you really want, i'll be at the wedding.”

Originally posted by drawien

suho

mafia!suho would probably be a cold-hearted man, but i have no doubt that he would have the biggest soft spot for you. he would try to be neutral toward your lover. the keyword here is try. in an attempt, he would invite both you and your fiance over for dinner, but every word that he would utter would be stiff and forced. afterward, you would have to pull him aside and ask what was wrong with him. he would sigh and admit, i’m really trying here, y/n, but this one dinner isn’t going to change everything his gang has done to mine.” it would definitely take some time for him to warm up to your relationship.

Originally posted by lawlliets

chen

jongdae would be both surprised and annoyed that you’d inherited your mother’s taste in men. “why don’t you ever date nice boys? you know, if it’s danger you’re after, there’s plenty of men in my group that would fall to your feet if you just asked them to." he’d say it in such a way that you couldn’t tell if he was joking or not. he would also take it into his own hands to take three of his men and privately scare the life out of your man.

Originally posted by kim-jongmin

sehun

regardless of who you were with, he’d be so excited??? of course, he’d speak with this man in private because you were his little baby, but he would love to take part in wedding planning. he would make sure you had not the slightest clue about how he’d grilled your fiance and would even give you a blue onesie. at your confused expression, he’d joke, i'm expecting a few, just so you know.“ (and you’d be mortified.)

Originally posted by exo-reactions-imagines

emptyolivejar  asked:

Hello, I run an ace and aro positivity blog that recently got a rather nasty anon over my use of the term lgbtqiap+. While I just deleted it, they did bring up the issue of the i. I know that some intersex people want to be included in the acronym and some don't so I'm not sure what acronym I should be using for the whole queer community.

Default to inclusion. There are many intersex people who do want to be part of the community, and get rightly upset when they are left out of the acronym. If someone doesn’t care to associate with the community, that’s their right, but they don’t get to determine that every intersex person ever isn’t part of the community.

(This is a summing-up of the very sharp commentary of many intersex folks, over whom I do not presume to speak.)

Default to inclusion, if some people of a group don’t want to participate, but some do. 

rossthebaus  asked:

I'm sure you get this question a lot and I do apologize if you're tired of answering it or waving it off, but are we going to Muraganda ever? I LOVE dinosaurs and there aren't enough of them in mtg. Sent this as a chat message first on accident, oops.

Muraganda is on the short list. Also, note that if what you really want is Dinosaurs, that’s possible without necessarily going to Muraganda. Dominaria, for instance, has had a few Dinosaurs over the years (although not called Dinosaurs).

anonymous asked:

You've put so much thought into all the minute details of your world. I'm curious if it ever takes the fun out of world-building for you when you have to make sure that everything has an explanation? All of the universes that I've ever conjured up in my head have been abandoned at one point or another because when I start thinking about the small stuff for too long, I get burned out.

Aww. You gotta not let yourself get too bogged down. Some readers will flail and wave their arms over every little detail and demand an explanation, but you kind of have to work up the nerve to tell them to go pound salt sometimes. We simply cannot - and probably should not - try to explain every detail in an alternate universe. You leave no room for people to stretch their own imaginations if you do that. I mentioned FFVII fandom down there and man, that was such a fun fandom partly because you got to interpret things your own way, come up with your own explanations. The creators didn’t have a Twitter or a Tumblr back in those days where you could get absolutely every question canonically answered. That would have been so lame!

Half the fun of following something and being a fan is exercising your own opinions and insight on it! If an author goes all authoritarian and fills in every gap, it sucks the interaction and fun right out of things. It leaves too little room for the reader to put their own stamp on their experience.

Or at least that’s my opinion.

So man, don’t sweat the minute details! I totally don’t. There’s all kinds of stuff I have given absolutely no thought to. I don’t care about it, it would be masturbatory to obsess over, and readers can have it :)

You are not writing an atlas, Anon! You are not writing an encyclopedia. Keep it fun. Concentrate on the stuff that really matters.

  • Ritsu: wow, the clouds look extra puffy today, huh? Reminds me of cotton candy.
  • Shou Internally: this is it. Right here. This is the reason I'm dating you. This is the reason I am absolutely head over heels for you, Ritsu Kageyama. The way you look up at the sky, the way sunlight hits your face, all of it. Every aspect of you is stunning.
  • Shou Externally: what are you, some fuckin cloud nerd? Lmao, get rekt

misminor  asked:

If Ace and Riskua ever have a daughter, I bet that it would take someone with a lot of guts to even dream of asking her out

It would. I see them having three boys and Ace frowning over not having a girl so he can be the one doing the threatening instead of the one getting threatened, but he’s got three tough little boys to chase after; he can’t handle another one. 

anonymous asked:

What video games do you play? I know you play DA do you prefer RPGs? Ever get into the Final Fantasy series?

I strongly prefer turn-based RPGs actually. Dragon Age is the first ‘action’ RPG I’ve played, because I don’t generally like that format.

Games that I play, it’s a really big mix, especially as I have the retro NES build. Primarily I play through Steam or on 3DS or on phone though. But anyway, here’s a sampling of the ones I’ve played most! Most of these I’ve completed.

* Final Fantasy VII (Was my first FF in 1997)
* Final Fantasy VIII, IX, VI, and 1->5. I own some of the later ones but didn’t love them. I actually don’t love when realism trumps what I enjoy about gameplay.
* Final Fantasy Tactics A2 Grimoire of the Rift (favourite Final Fantasy game, on the 3DS)
* Stardew Valley (I have over 500 hours logged on this *head desks*)
* All of the main Pokemon games and also;
* Pokemon Conquest (I think I have 300 hours logged on this, lol)
* Child of Light
* Epic Battle Fantasy 4
* Morphopolis
* Super Panda Adventures
* Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros 2, Super Mario Bros 3
* Galaga (lol)
* The first three Megaman games
* Just about all the Sonics thanks to a friend while growing up lol
* Phantasy Star Online
* Tsum Tsum
* Cook, Serve, Delicious!
* Wip3Out (and its steam equivalent, BallisticNG), particularly Fury.
* Botanicula
* Disgaea
* Evoland
* Legend of Zelda and Adventures of Link (I’ve only ever played NES Zelda lol)
* Plants vs. Zombies
* NiGHTS
* Ori and the Blind Forest
* Heroes of Mana
* ChronoTrigger
* Tekken / Street Fighter / Mortal Kombat etc. etc. etc.
* Tetris / Dr. Mario / etc.
* Grandia
* Ecco the Dolphin
* Panzer Dragoon

These days though, I mostly play Stardew Valley, Zen Koi and Tsum Tsum, lol. And then sometimes when I’m super mad I play Wip3Out in Elimination mode. I go through gaming phases. I can go months without doing it. And then I’ll do it really obsessively. I spend a lot of time looking for good turn-based RPGs and failing to find them. I think I’ve played most of the ones out there for the 3DS though, which is like, the last bastion of the turn-based RPG.

Penny Dreadful has transcended regular television and become a pure art form. The dialogue is almost like ghosts whispering in your dreams and nightmares. The storytelling is this amazingly conceptual form that you can almost feel. Sometimes it is so grotesk but you will still weep because it is so damningly beautiful. Penny Dreadful is not something you just watch, but something you experience.