i'm not sure if i like how this turned out but i wanted to add something to this meme so

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  • “You can’t have sex with your neighbor’s backyard above-ground pool.”
  • “Let me help you out of that swimsuit– POOL.”
  • “I sure hope we become best friends! But I don’t hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on.”
  • “So, anyways, I regain consciousness, there’s cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an ice-pick– haha, it was kind of a weird Tuesday.”
  • “We’re gonna be late for anime school!”
  • “I’m just saying, is it illegal if I’m in my OWN pool?”
  • “WHAT’S UP SLUTS?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON?!”
  • “(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER.”
  • “Oh no, he’s hot when he’s sad!”
  • “This reminds me of prison. This reminds me of prison. This DEFINITELY reminds me of prison.”
  • “Look at that little pimp. He’s gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka.”
  • “Let’s skip all the fluff and get to the part where we’re shirtless.”
  • “Homeboy looks like shark week, I ain’t messin’ with that.”
  • “It wasn’t a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!”
  • “Nah, man, we went to holding. There’s a big difference.”
  • “Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor– that is NOT a position you wanna be in.”
  • “Wouldn’t we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person.”
  • “I’VE GOT MACE!”
  • “Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!”
  • “You took the fall for me and I said thank you.”
  • “I went to jail!”
  • “I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!”
  • “I stabbed a girl in the yard!”
  • “I think that guard you killed had a family!”
  • “Look at that majestic ass mothafucka. Like a dolphin or some shit. A dolphin with legs… and arms… and a jet pack.”
  • “BITCH GET IN THE POOL!”
  • “That’s how they do it in Australia.”
  • “20 bucks on jabber jaws.”
  • “Hey, man did you TiVo Glee last night?”
  • “I’m not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major.”
  • “Neither one of them even died!”
  • “They won’t let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it’s deemed ‘inappropriate’ and I 'have to leave’.”
  • “I have to tumblr this!”
  • “A guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that’s the whole team, you’re gonna have to be more specific.”
  • “I ship them! And them!”
  • “They hate each other, but they also fuck each other!“
  • “Hey, we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you’re doing is gonna have to stop.”
  • “So do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews, and talk about my work out routine?”
  • “I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? … Nah, cops probably took it.”
  • “Do you know? Do you know for sure? Because I don’t need another incident.”
  • “If I get out of this chair, I guarantee you’ll end up in one with wheels.”
  • “Okay. I’ll admit, I’m a little threatened.”
  • “‘Sup bitches!~”
  • “Aren’t you that guy who drowned a kid? And burned down that building?”
  • “Get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices.”
  • “Remember, snitches get stitches!”
  • “Shut up, you’re high as balls!”
  • “You’re just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life.”
  • “Right, son. And speaking of crushing disappointments—”
  • “Coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again.”
  • “Good thing I wore my Heelies.”
  • “He’s so hot but so crazy! Which makes him even MORE hot!”
  • “Come on, let me get those digits baby!”
  • “It should be illegal to be that fine!”
  • “Oh, just basic addition and subtraction. He was subtracting from my profits so I’m going to add a few extra holes in him.”
  • “This doesn’t seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs.”
  • “I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go.”
  • “Yeah, I’ve seen him. He’s in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos.”
  • “Your arrest record is extensive… and amateur.”
  • “The fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanity AND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN’T PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTION BAFFLES THE MIND.”
  • “I want that boy to be my bride!”
  • “Pilates will do that, man, works your core.”
  • “What are we waiting for? Let’s go bro! Let’s g’bro!”
  • “Wow, you sure said that.“
  • “WOOP! WOOP! Hold it, I’m gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness.”
  • “One time, we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don’t even think their families cared, kinda sad, really.”
  • “So, what you’re saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?”
  • “Well I’ve gotta go not talk to you anymore.”
  • “I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water.”
  • “I’m so happy right now! — And it’s not just ‘cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Okay, I lied, I’m sorry, that’s mostly the reason.”
  • “SHE’S A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!”
  • “Hey, I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How’ve you been, kid?”

anonymous asked:

Zen and Jumin having a little sister who is depressed and have anxiety but hides it behind her smiles, jokes and corny puns. I'm sorry if this disturbs you, I'm just really having a bad life. You don't have to do this if you're uncomfortable with it. Thank you.

Sorry, this is so late, anon. I hope you are feeling better now nonetheless, but in case you still need this to cheer you up then here you go!

– Admin Void

ZEN

  • She’s the only family member that he can still tolerate, tbh
  • He calls and visits frequently. Though he wants her to come with him, knowing fully well how toxic the home environment is, his financial state isn’t stable enough yet and there’s also legalities involved. 
  • He was probably the one who fought tooth and nail with his mom to get her properly treated and diagnosed when she just brushed it off as “a teenage phase”
  • He sneaks her out of school on days she doesn’t feel well enough to be in school bc Mom wouldn’t let her stay at home

“Y/N?” You turns over to your window sill, cheeks blotchy and eyes red from crying. School stress, exams, strained friendships, endless days of unexplainable loneliness and fatique plagued your teen life. It feels so small in comparison to all the problem of the world, yet why do you feel so suffocated?

“How are you doing, little bird?” Zen falters a bit when he notices your tears, but he doesn’t comment on it. You wonder how he has managed to pick up on your sour mood when you have been nothing but jokes and memes that afternoon. ‘Brother senses tingling’ probs. “Wanna come with me? we can buy some junk food, or something nice. I dunno. Up to you.” He winks and you smile, sluggishly crawling out of bed. You two eat shit food and fishbread, joking until you could smile again without feeling guilty for having fun. 

You come to school the next morning to find your favourite teacher explaining that Zen has contacted them regarding the hard time you are having. After some negotiation with your other teachers, you have gotten extra time on some assignments and offers for extra tutoring if you need it.

Jumin

  • When she was first diagnosed, he took the time to research everything so he’d get an idea of what she’s going through.
  • He comes to personally pick her up after her sessions because he knows it’s often the time she’s most vulnerable. Also, he gets to give her psychiatrists/therapists The Glare to make sure they’re still on their A-game.
  • He doesn’t understand memes but he sends the “:)” emoticon whenever she sends him a rare pepe.
  • If her anxiety makes it hard to go to school, she’d have personal tutors and Jumin probs frequently check in on her if he isn’t too busy. Chairman Han be like “I think she should be outside interacting with people” and Jumin is just like “she’s interacting with me and Elizabeth aren’t we people”

The company’s New Year party is getting a bit too loud and you regret agreeing to come along. Your stylist, friends and brother had assured you that you look great, but every glance your way sent a wave of panic through you. Have you sat on something and stained your designer dress? Did you smear your lipstick across your face and is unknowingly walking around, looking like a clown? Are you slouching too much? Talking too little? Walking too awkwardly??

Your older brother stands on a podium, giving a casual speech with a glass of champagne in hand and you wonder— how? How could he do it like that? Look like that? Be the face of the company at such a young age, while you cling desperately to anything, anything, floundering and grasping for some sort of footing in life? He suddenly catches your eye and smiles at you. “I’d also like to thank my little sister for coming tonight,” he adds and you look down, smiling timidly. Despite everything, the hidden words ring between the both of you. “Let’s toast to the new year, everyone.”

You end up leaving early at Jumin’s insistence after you briefly commented that you are feeling a bit jittery and light-headed. “Get an early rest,” he tells you after escorting you out to the car. “Hug Elizabeth for me. I’ll be home late.” Later on, when you are safely tucked in bed with a happy feline in your arm, you find a text from Jumin. “You looked great tonight. I’m proud of you.” Attached with a picture:

dirty monster starters
  • Just some funny/sexy starters where one or both of the muses involved are some kind of monster! I tried to keep things vague so it's mun's choice as to what monster you are! (feel free to add more if you want!)
  • "Don't you dare bite me, you --!!"
  • "Eww, it's all slimy..."
  • "Holy shit, is that what you really look like?"
  • "Why do you smell so good?"
  • "I don't care how many you have, just take me to bed."
  • "Well, I didn't consider fucking something like a squid *before*..."
  • "I know you're hungry, but I'm not food."
  • "Okay, let's just get home before this gets any stronger..."
  • "I can't help it, you're so soft..."
  • "No, not in this form."
  • "... Bigger."
  • "I don't care if it's wrong, I'm fucking it."
  • "You ever wanted to be a [mom/dad]?"
  • "Great, now my [mom/dad/rommate] thinks I'm into bestiality."
  • "Won't you dry out?"
  • "Aren't you frightened of me?"
  • "I've gone beyond scared and entered the realm of 'strangely turned on'."
  • "You ever wonder if you're gonna look back at your life and be ashamed of what [you fucked/let fuck you]?"
  • "Don't pull out."
  • "I'm not sure if it's gonna fit, but my momma didn't raise no quitter."
  • "Sorry, was I supposed to be surprised you're a [species here]?"
  • "... I was hoping for a better reveal."
  • "Fuck me... no, really, fuck me!"
  • "D-don't look..."
  • "That's definitely not normal..."
  • "I need someone to carry my [offspring]."
  • "I'm offended that I wasn't your first choice to carry your [offspring]..."
  • "Great, I've got sucker marks all over me."
  • "I can see the headlines now: '[Man/Woman/etc] meets an alien species -- Welcomes it to Earth by fucking it.'"

anonymous asked:

“You’re apart of the family.” alfred and jason please

Here you go anon, thanks for the prompt! :D

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Fights with Alfred are one of those things you know how they start but not how they’re gonna end.

And Jason should’ve known better - he knows he should have - but sometimes pride and anger still get the better hand on his common sense and yeah, that’s how he ends up in situations like this one.

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It starts with Red Robin comfortably perched on Jason’s kitchen top, legs dangling above the ground, a lasagna casserole sitting on his lap. He dips a fork into it and waves at him with his other hand as Jason opens up the apartment’s door.

“Hi.”

Jason sighs.

“What are you doing here and how do you even know about this place? I moved in like, yesterday. Literally.”

Tim smiles around a mouthful of lasagna and chews it carefully before even bothering to give him one of his not-answers.

“I was in the neighborhood and I brought you food. Alfred sent me three of these things yesterday but even post-patrol hunger has its limits, you know?”

Jason stares at him, waiting for him to continue with a besides… and then ask for a favor, because that’s how things usually work with these people, but Tim’s interest seems to be strictly limited to the food. And it’s not a superficial interest either.

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trashywestallen  asked:

ColdWestAllen, "Of course I'm freaking out you're my friend" or "I'm guessing this was a one time thing."

(sorry for the wait, hope you enjoy)


The idle background chatter of friends and colleagues talking, baristas taking orders, espresso beans grinding, milk steaming, swallows Barry’s words as he hunches over his coffee mug and turns the most adorable shade of bright pink Iris has ever seen.

“And then he, um, he left,” Barry stammers. He fidgets nervously with his mug, rubs his thumbs against the too-hot ceramic as he cradles it between his palms.

Iris chuckles despite herself, and Barry finally snaps his head up to meet her eyes. “Barry, you’re freaking out,” she says.

“Of course I’m freaking out,” Barry exclaims, a high, sharp whisper. “You’re my friend and I–” he takes a surreptitious glance around, checking for eavesdroppers, especially with the precinct right around the corner. “I slept with your husband!”

“With my permission,” Iris reminds him with a roll of her eyes.

“And now we’re talking about it over coffee like it’s this totally normal thing,” Barry continues, like she hadn’t spoken at all. “I feel like my entire life has become one of those this is the future liberals want memes.”

Iris shrugs and takes a sip of her latte. More open-mindedness about sexuality and relationships wouldn’t be the worst thing.

“You’re really okay with this?” Barry asks, quiet and unsure, after Iris sets her mug down. “I mean, it’s one thing to agree to something before it happens, but if, once it’s real, it’s too hard, I don’t want you to lie to me. I never want you to be hurt by something I did and then for me not to know about it.”

“Barry,” Iris says, reaching out across the table and placing her hand gently over his where it twitches with nerves. He looks up at her, skittish and unsure, and Iris sighs. “I am one hundred percent fine. Are you?”

Barry nods, sharp and curt, lips pursed, brow furrowed. “Yeah,” he says. “Yeah, I am. I just– I guess I just thought so much about how I would feel while it was happening that I didn’t think about what we’d do after. You know, how things would go back to being the same.”

Iris isn’t sure what Barry means, what exactly he’s struggling with, until he clears his throat and hesitantly says, “I’m guessing this was a one time thing.”

There’s so much hope and anxiety and dread in that one simple statement, Iris’ heart thuds in her chest. “Did you not want it to be?” she asks, her voice quiet and breathy.

Iris doesn’t move her hand, but Barry quickly pulls his from under her touch. “Iris, I would never try and steal Len from you,” he says, nearly pleads, for her to understand. “You have to know that. I couldn’t do that to you. I lo– I love you.”

Iris’ breath hitches in her throat. She and Barry have loved one another since their days in grade school. They tell each other all the time. But the way Barry stumbles over the words now, the pain in his eyes, speaks to the way this admission is different.

Without thinking, Iris rises from her chair. The legs scrape noisily against the floor and Barry flinches, knows he’s been caught out and won’t meet her eyes as he waits for her to walk away.

But Iris doesn’t. She rounds the table and slides into the booth at Barry’s side. He glances over at her and Iris doesn’t hesitate to cup her hand around his jaw and pull him in for a deep, toe-curling kiss. Barry’s hand falls to her waist and drags her in closer as years of repressed emotions pass between the press of their mouths.

“Iris?” Barry pants her name like a question as they pull apart, like she holds all the secrets of the universe in her beautiful, brilliant mind. Iris runs her fingers through the front of Barry’s hair and holds his wide, uncertain eyes with a warm, steadfast stare.

“It doesn’t have to be a one time thing,” Iris says. “I love you, Barry Allen.”

Barry lets out a shuddered breath and kisses her again. They both have tears in their eyes as they separate, in the middle of Jitters on a Tuesday morning, their lives tilting on their axes as the rest of the world continues to spin on like nothighing’s changed.

“You know that Len is always going to be a part of my life, too, right?” Iris checks, gentle but firm. Barry nods, but still, she adds, “I’m not leaving him for you. If you want this to work, it’s something we need to be in together.”

“I would never ask you to,” Barry assures her. Then, he pauses, furrows his brow and bites his lip, a hint of guilt colouring his expression. “Is Len gonna be okay with this? I mean, we didn’t talk about–”

“We did,” Iris interrupts with a sheepish smile. Barry’s eyes sparkle, like it’s the best news he’s heard all day.

“You already thought about this?” he asks, a hint of wonder in his voice.

Iris chuckles. “Why do you think we offered to see if you and Len were compatible?”

A brilliant smile takes over Barry’s face, lights up his eyes and crinkles his laugh lines. “Do you guys want to go to dinner with me on Friday?” he asks.

“Why, Barry.”

The new voice catches Barry off guard, and he jumps in his seat and pulls his hand by reflex from Iris’ waist, but Iris keeps her hand splayed against his chest.

Len watches them, a to-go cup of steaming coffee held in one hand, with a raised eyebrow and the smile of a cat who’s just gotten the cream. A pleased shiver runs up Barry’s spine, and Iris feels it in the tips of her fingers down to her toes.

“We thought you’d never ask.”

reasons to love kim taehyung

1. his boxy smile that’s all eyes and teeth and sunshine

2. how kind he is to the members and everyone around him

3. when seeing a member of staff sneeze, he reminded him to drink hot water and get lots of rest

4. his love for children (and animals)

5. his love for his family

6. his deep voice that’s as deep as the earth’s metallic core

7. the way he growls during lives

8. his dopey laugh that never fails to make everyone else smile

9. his ability to make friends in the bathroom

10. how he sprints to and from the bathroom just so he won’t miss a performance

11. how he sings and dances along to performances from other groups

12. he’s not afraid to hide his dorky side

13. his love for making silly faces

14. he’s 21 but still has the heart of a child

15. every end of the year when asked what he wants to do the following year, he says ‘to be a good son’

16. how much he loves his grandmother

17. he auditioned for big hit without his parents knowing, and had to convince big hit to let him become an idol

18. he left home so young and was ineffably overwhelmed, going from the farm to the big city to chase his dreams

19. bts thought he was spoiled when they first met him because he was wearing a really expensive jacket, but in reality, his mother had bought it for him because she didn’t want the ‘rich city boys’ to make fun of him

20. how he (and the rest of bts) never gave up even though the first few years (pre-debut especially) were really tough

21. he really wanted to make video logs before debut but because he was the ‘surprise’ member he didn’t get to and he was sad

22. his ability to gain literal armies of men who are all Whipped™ (ex. the cast of hwarang, bts, various male idols)

23. he worked so hard to become an actor

24. how, in the one fanmeet, someone brought a baby boy there and he was so excited

25. the way he clings to the members in public

26. his blank expression

27. his 4d personality

28. the way he role-plays with himself

29. how he sneaks into jimin’s bed to sleep and when jimin kicks him out he goes to jungkook’s bed instead

30. his ridiculous vocal range (the largest in bangtan)

31. the way he got a discount in american hustle life because he was cute and then ended up getting the store owner’s number

32. the way he danced effortlessly in heels and giggled and said ‘i like them, i like them’

33. how cute he is as the maknae in the hwarang cast

34. how hype he gets whenever any of the cyphers are mentioned

35. that one time he did a 50 second v-live just so he could show us some impressions

36. his bare face™

37. when he wanted to go on a trip with the rest of bangtan even though they all wanted to go alone

38. when he wanted to exercise so he could comfortably show his back in WINGS but stopped because he doesn’t like exercise

39. “my grandma likes me chubby so i eat a lot”

40. how he wanted to say ‘i love you’ to his grandma but then it was too late

41. the way he told us during the 3rd muster and it broke everyone’s heart

42. when he puts on glasses in the no more dream choreo and then whips them off

43. his ridiculously loud sneezes

44. how he’s not afraid to show the stupidest faces

45. how he goes from bunny to daddy in like 0.02 seconds in live performances

46. his ponytail and headband look during ISACs

47. his rainism fancam

48. the way he danced during their dubai summer package 

49. how he looked as the joker in the war of hormone Halloween dance practice

50. when he introduces himself and just screams ‘V!!!’

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anonymous asked:

Hello! Since we are on the topic of character development I wondered if you had any tips? I'm currently in the process of planning out a comic, I'm currently making the characters but I'm finding it difficult to put them together if you get what I mean. :') I don't want to do too much development and end up wasting time on pointless info but I would like there to be enough to have good compelling characters.

Hi anon! :D Sure I can try to help! I’m really simple so sorry in advance if I’m just reiterating a bunch of things you’re aware of. ;v;)

Anyway, I totally get what you mean about over-developing but, to be honest, in a way I feel like there can never be too much, if you know how to think about it..! You don’t want your character to get muddled up with tons of random, non-fitting details or anything but once you ultimately decide what your character’s personality is, then I think all the small details really add up and makes them a very lively character.

In terms of not making things random and non-fitting, you could use their likes/dislikes/hobbies to shape their personalities, build their character, and reinforce the types of decisions they make with them. For example:

Random, non-fitting: she’s a gentle gardener, her fav food is hearty beef stew, she enjoys watching violent movies

Less random, more fitting: she’s a gentle gardener, her fav food is veggie stuffed peppers, she enjoys quiet days on the beach

I’m not saying all your characters need a “theme” or anything and this is an exaggerated example but if you think about having a character’s interests define who they are, it seems a lot less like useless information and more like personality reinforcement. In the first case, that person can totally exist but none of those details plays up the fact that she’s a gentle gardener. In the second case, the things she enjoys are a lot lighter and quieter which plays up her gentleness.

I think what can also make all your developmental info useful and how to appropriately add layers to your character might be to differentiate between: 1) how the character acts in front of others/wants to be perceived, 2) how they’re perceived, 3) why the character wants to be perceived that way (if applicable), and 4) what they’re actually like. For example:

She’s boisterous, always the center of attention, and popular but goes home to a cold house where her parents are too busy fighting to notice her. She tends her garden in her spare time and enjoys quiet days on the beach but usually ends up partying all weekend instead.

OK SORRY THAT IS RLY CHEESY BUT..!!! I hope it makes sense: she’s gentle/kind but she’s ignored at home; she wants to be well-liked and the center of attention so rather than indulging in her gardening hobby or having quiet days to herself, she parties it up. This way, your character appears one way due to a personal belief/experience but they’re actually something completely different.

Something that might help could be to think about the dynamic you want your character to have in the story: are they the funny one who lightens the mood? brave one that gets things going? serious one who keeps things under control? If you think about their context, all your decisions can back that up! Like, don’t just make your character be who they are for no reason. For example,

Funny person: he has like 900 younger siblings who cry a lot so he’s really good at telling jokes now because he makes jokes to get them to stop crying

Brave person: their husband died with 900 regrets because he was too scared to live his life so now they’re set on being accomplished and moving forward

Serious person: they feel like a complete mess inside so they like to help keep their friends’ lives under control

All of those examples (LOL THEY R WILD, SORRY) have room to expand on their backstories which in turn would influence their likes/dislikes/hobbies/life choices! Always use a character’s life/environment/family/friends/etc to help develop them, they’ll feel a lot more settled and real that way.

(My FAVORITE is coming up with a character’s family life. How many siblings do they have? People act different depending on their standing within their family. The over-protective older sibling? The baby who’s teased all the time? The middle child who’s teased by the older sibling but is protective over the younger sibling? Very fun……. :’))

I really like those character memes that go around where there’s all those questions like, “how does your character feel about [social issue]? is your character a morning/afternoon/night person? what movie genre do they like?” because they’re very telling of a character. If you tell yourself why that’s the answer for a certain character, you learn how the character makes decisions, how they react to things, and how they socialize/perceive others.

I definitely don’t believe in overloading your story with useless info about your character but, truly, I think those little decisions will help you behind the scenes write them in the story–they’ll feel very real and very compelling, so don’t worry about taking “too much time” on it! :D

This became TRULY LONG… I hope I even answered your question!? Please let me know if I completely missed it. :’D Thanks for reading if you got this far and I hope it can help! ♥

♕ | The Isle of the Lost sentence starters (part one)

(change any pronouns/etc as befitting)

❝ It’s a birthday party, and I wasn’t invited. ❞
❝ Celebrations are for the rabble. ❞
❝ Now shoo, flee, and scatter like the little flea(s) you are! ❞
❝ Are you some kind of prince or something? ❞
❝ You know who I am. I’m your friend. ❞
❝ FOOLS! IDIOTS! MORONS! ❞
❝ Home, freak home. ❞
❝ Room for month-old milk? ❞
❝ Do I look like I want curds? ❞
❝ Give me the strongest, blackest coffee you’ve got! ❞
❝ What is this, Auradon? ❞

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