i'm not sure if daisy is going to like it

The Last Five Years Starter Sentences (Part One)
  • "I'm still hurting."
  • "What about lies? What about things that you swore to be true?"
  • "Go and run and hide away"
  • "Run and find something better"
  • "Run away. Like it's simple. Like it's right."
  • "Maybe I'd see how you could be so certain that we had no chance at all."
  • "Where can I turn? Covered with scars I did nothing to earn."
  • "I'm breaking my mother's heart."
  • "Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school."
  • "Now I'm getting somewhere, I'm finally breaking through."
  • "I've been waiting for someone like you."
  • "I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights with every Shapiro in Washington Heights."
  • "From the minute I first saw you, I could barely catch my breath."
  • "I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death."
  • "My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit."
  • "You are the story I should write."
  • "If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute!"
  • "I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service."
  • "I've been waiting for someone, I've been praying for someone, I think that I could be in love with someone like you."
  • "I guess I can't believe you really came."
  • "See, I'm smiling. That means I'm happy that you're here."
  • "I stole this sweater from the costume shop. It makes me look like Daisy Mae."
  • "I think you're really gonna like this show. I'm pretty sure it doesn't suck."
  • "See, you're laughing, and I'm smiling, by a river in Ohio."
  • "I think we both can see what could be better."
  • "I didn't know you had to go so soon... I thought we had a little time."
  • "Whatever, if you have to then you have to."
  • "We could be together, here together, sharing our night, spending our time, and you are gonna chose someone else to be with."
  • "No, that's exactly what you're doing."
  • "You could be here with me or be there with them."
  • "No, you do not have to go to another party with the same twenty jerks you already know."
  • "You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday."
  • "I know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won't get to play with your little girlfriends."
  • "You cant spend a single day that's not about you."
  • "I swear to God I'll never understand, how you can stand there straight and tall, and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all."
  • "I've got a singular impression things are moving to fast."
  • "Oh no, step on the brakes, do whatever it takes but stop this train."
  • "No matter what I try I'm flying full speed ahead."
  • "Things might get bumpy, but some people analyze every detail. Some people stall when they can't see the trail. Some people quit out of fear that they'll fail. But I keep rollin' on."
  • "I met my personal Aphrodite."
  • "My heart's been stolen, my ego's swollen."
  • "I'm so happy, I can't get worried."
  • "Handful after handful of Doritos."
  • "I tend to follow in his stride. Instead of side by side I take his cues."
  • "Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do."
  • "I didn't know the rules do not apply."
  • "I'm a part of that, aren't I?"
  • "First, a story. A little Christmas Story."
  • "I should take out my teeth and go to bed; I'm sitting her with talking clocks instead!"
  • "He looked and the clock was turning back."
  • "Sewn into the seams were forty-one seasons of dreams."
  • "Maybe your heart's completely swayed but your head can't follow through."
  • "Shouldn't I want the world to see the brilliant girl who inspires me."
  • "Say goodbye to wiping ashtrays at the bar."
  • "Here's a headshot guy and a new Backstage, where you're right for something on every page."
  • "Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?"
  • "I'm sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake, Wayne."
  • "I'm certain I'd prefer to be going slowly batty, forty miles east of Cincinnati"
  • "I saw your book at a Border's in Kentucky, under a sign that said 'New and Recommended.'"
  • "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it."
  • "He wants me, but he ain't gonna get me."
  • "Look at him, look at me. Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right."
  • "I'll get on my knees and pray I can state in my next bio 'I'm never gonna go back to Ohio.'"
  • "The torture is just exquisite, while I'm waiting for you to visit. So, hurry up schmuck."
  • "Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?"
  • "There are so many lives I want to share with you."
  • "I am not always on time, please don't expect that from me. I will be late, but if you can just wait, I will make it eventually."
  • "Anything other than being exactly on time I can do."
  • "I don't know why people run. I don't know why plans fall through."
  • "I don't know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you."
  • "I want to be your wife. I want to bear your child."
  • "I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms."
  • "Til there's no one left who has ever known us apart."
  • "Can we go see the dinosaurs?"
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AU!Skyeward | Cracked (Interdimensional Time Traveling, I, II, III, IV, V, Interlude: W1*) + Time Travel #1

Agent Johnson goes back to a timeline where Ward is not a Hydra double agent, Team Bus still exists, and everyone is pretty much protective of one another… only to realized that several years have passed.

*W1= World One

perla-speedofsound-adventuring  asked:

So I see you're into BCB! I wanted to get someone's opinion on this. Why do you think that in the current chapters Paulo is ignoring Daisy? I'm thinking it has to do with Abbey and what happened at the con but I'm not sure

oh i am SUPER into bcb

paulo is ignoring daisy because of fuhrer abbeys threat

and then in the beach chapter, the entire paulo daisy phone conversation…erghhh

paulo never told daisy what abbey did. daisy has no idea paulo got attacked. daisy is finally sticking up for abbey (honestly re-read golden hour, its good for understanding this entire…mess lol)

so like….this entire mess? its everyones fault. 

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Look, if we're gonna get a gratuitous Daisy butt shot...

Then we should also get a gratuitous shirtless scene from Fitz/Mack/Robbie/Coulson. Or better yet, go all out with a “Sons of Anarchy”-style shower scene.

Come on AOS, gotta play it fair with the sexualization.

EDIT: Like, don’t even explain what’s happening. Just have a scene with a shirtless Fitz making Jemma breakfast or a shirtless Robbie fixing up his Charger. Even without an explanation, I’m pretty sure people won’t complain to see that.

I can’t help but think that Eggsy’s the type of kid who’s all around strong and brave and hella fucking tough, but he’s also not afraid to show his softer side. He’s got a baby sister after all, he’s gotta show her that it’s okay to be sweet, even if you’re a tough big bruv like him.

And hell yeah he’s cried in front of his friends. They used to make fun of him when they were younger, calling him a pussy, but slowly they learn to open up to him too, because they’ve got tons of people in their lives telling them emotions not cool, crying’s not manly and Eggsy’s damned well determined to show them otherwise. Sure enough eventually they don’t think crying’s such a bad thing anymore.

And Roxy? He’s damn well not afraid to cry in front of her either (not that he’s gotten her to do the same just yet. She’s not one for getting emotional,but that suits him just fine. He’s sure a time will come when she needs a shoulder to lean on, and in the meantime he can be emotional enough for the both of them, thank you very much). 

When it’s late at night and he’s sitting in Harry’s house, looking around at the stuff he can’t bring himself to toss, damn right Eggsy cries. He gives himself the chance to mourn, and if he doesn’t get over it right away, then that’s his business. Eggsy feels like a little bit of himself died that day in front of the church and he’s going to damned well cry about it, and that’s okay. Because every time his eyes sting and his lips start to tremble when he sits in Harry’s old office he just tells himself it’s a reminder: a reminder of how important Harry was, of how much he cared.

And shit, when he puts on Disney movies with Daisy and his eyes start to get wet you bet your ass he’ll cry, because Eggsy’s a man, and men aren’t afraid to show their soft side. And whenever Daisy trips and falls and starts to sniffle he tells her it’s okay, he doesn’t tell her to toughen up, doesn’t tell her to hold it back, cause that’s the kind of shit Dean used to say, and if there’s anything Eggsy’s sure about, it’s that he’s not going to be that man.

He’s going to be caring, he’s going to be kind, and he’s going to save the fucking world while he’s at it.

Okay, so sorta random thought. Hunter’s been the go-to guy for comic relief since season 2. Now that he’s gone, does this mean they’re going to default back to Fitz and Jemma (and a little bit of Daisy)? Does this mean we are going to get CUTE AND ADORABLE Fitzsimmons again? Can they do that while still staying true to who they are now tonally as people? I have so many questions?

  • malfurion: tyrande are you sure you can handle being prosecutor in this case... are you sure you can deal with saying words and being rational, remember that you will be asked to defend your position in front of other people, i just worry that might too much for you. you have such a beautiful soul (:
  • malfurion: tyrande do you really think its a good idea to continue leading our people's military like that?? oh no sweetheart i know you've been doing this for the past 10000 years but... war is very, very dangerous and you have such a kind heart, don't you think you should be doing something a little more fitting with your time, like braiding daisy chains
  • malfurion: whats that tyrande? are you going outside? oh no babe are you sure thats a good idea after all, all sorts of bad scary things can happen to you, especially since you have such a beautiful pure soul, what if you accidentally trip and fall into a war zone, how would you handle that, i'm just saying
  • malfurion: tyrande (: sweetie (: babe (: (:
I Do Love Surprises||CLOSED|| Therani-queenofscience

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Missy had practically been counting down the days. Setting up a few plans behind the scenes, buying decorations, making sure everything went swimmingly for the woman’s birthday. Hopefully this went different and she were appreciated for her efforts- and that she actually remembered. Always the kicker with living this long. Days seem to mesh together and make one lone day out of a week, or a month even.

The TARDIS was strung with streamers, balloons practically covering the ceiling of the console room. Confuting was strewn across the metal flooring and streamers were delicately wrapped around the railing for extra je ne se qua. A large paper sign was strung across the main entrance to the room that read “Happy Birthday Bitch” the last word looking like it had been added in with red paint- still not quite dry. 

The Time Lady took one last glance around, a wide grin spread across her face. “She’s going to love this… whether she wants to or not” She spoke to herself and plucked a party horn from the gift bag she’d bought at some local shop and made her way down the hallways and to the birthday girl’s room. Popping her head in first, she smiled and walked in careful not to wake her quite yet. Missy sat on the edge of her bed, drew in a deep breath and blew on the horn. “Upsy Daisy, Birthday girl!!” She exclaimed, a light glint of excitement in her eyes. “I’ve got so much planned for you today, I do. But go ahead- ask me what’s first. Ask me!”

letssweetthoot  asked:

I just have this idea in my head I can't get over it! okay so I'm guessing that Dean was to much of an ass to be an actual father to Daisy. So Eggsy spends most of his time with Daisy (knowing how sucky it is to not have dad), reading books, feeding her, changing her, playing with her and blabla. So what if the first time Daisy says Dada its to Eggsy?! How would he react? I'm not sure, surprised? scared? happy? touched? A mix of everything? agghhhh idk but I cant get this image out of my head

Oh I can TOTALLY see this happening. I think he’d be a bit overwhelmed, but I think he’d realize that he is going to be Daisy’s father figure whether he likes it or not. And I think he’d try to always giver her a good example because of that.