i'm not sure about this quote

  • Lúcio: So, anyone know any jokes?
  • Bastion: Beeep...?
  • Orisa: Oh, I'm sure it's perfectly fine to tell around humans, go on, go on.
  • Bastion: Beep beep bweet doot, boop beep bween byoop... Beep boop... BEEP BLOOP BWEET!
  • Lúcio: I don't understand, so why did-
  • Lúcio: I'm 26.
  • Zenyatta: (Shakes Lúcio by the shoulders) WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.
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“i don’t have the tears to cry anymore. but…i at least have to keep yu safe” // “i promise you, mika. even if i have to sell out the whole world to do it, i’ll make sure you’re turned back into a human.”


“It is true that I have the habit of being always right - but I do not boast of it.”
– Hercule Poirot

  • Movie adaptation of book: *happens*
  • Me: did you include this character which regularly appears, not particularly to drive the plot forward but is beloved nonetheless?
  • Movie: uh, no
  • Me: how about this scene that provides important background information about this character?
  • Movie: hmmm... no
  • Me: what about a line from the books which is simply iconic and quoted frequently by the fandom?
  • Movie: *pretending to be entranced by a bird out of the window* maybe not
  • Me: well then, surely you didn't include this scene where a loved character dies in a heart wrenching moment that is not 100% necessary to the story and I'm not sure my heart can cope with experiencing it again
  • Movie: oh ya, I remembered that bit

Come write with us at Blue and Gold. The school newspaper? Yeah, that’s what we are. But I’m pretty sure that our annual operating budgetis bigger than the Register’s.


ISFJ: If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.

ESFJ: My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots!

ENTJ: If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they’re not, I’d say we’re taking the long way round.

INTJ: I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.

ENTP: You’ll find more cheer in a graveyard.

INTP: We never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

ESTP: He was twitching because he’s got my axe embedded in his nervous system!

: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?

ENFP: What does your heart tell you?

INFP: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

ENFJ: What grace is given to me, let it pass to him. Let him be spared.

INFJ: The world is changed. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.

: You’re late.


: What about second breakfast?

ISFP: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?

This is the most embarrassing. When you make videos about people on the internet, there’s a chance they might see that there. So don’t make a video like reacting to shirtless pictures of them, and like ‘YES daddy’. Because there might be a day when you’re working a red carpet and you see them approach and then they look at you on the red carpet and you see in their eyes that they’ve seen you - thirst - for them on the internet. And so, there was a day when Darren - we had gotten to know each other because we always saw each other on red carpets a whole lot - and every time he was sweet, tender, and he was nothing but kind, gracious, and forgiving. And there was a time where I was like 'oh I really wanna make a video with him’. So we reached out and tried to make it work blah blah blah. So he agrees. He comes to my apartment. He’s in my living room. And so we start the video and I’m like 'Let’s talk about how - how did we first get to know each other?’ and he’s like 'Well, the first time I ever knew about you…’ and I’m like 'ohhhh’…Luckily he was nothing but nice. And like, sweet and kind. You can watch that video. It’s on the internet.
I was sure there’d be time for us again. But then you were gone. And time seemed finite again, and I was afraid.
—  Bonnibel Bubblegum to Marceline Abadeer (Marceline Gone Adrift, Adventure Time comic)

“I left a trail of breadcrumbs. A way for you to find me. And I waited…and I waited. Dawes? You didn’t even answer. Why didn’t you come?

  • Draco, talking to pansy: I haven't heard anything, but I bet Harry got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified and smart; everyone loves him. And... if he never comes back again, that's okay. We're friends now and I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just... we never got the timing right, you know? He shot me down, and then I did the same to him. But you know what? It's okay, I'm totally fine. Everything's going to be totally--
  • Harry: Draco! [looks at pansy] Er-Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?
  • Draco: ...Yes.
  • Harry: Alright, then... it's a date.[grins sheepishly and leaves]
  • Draco: [looking so happy he's about to cry] I'm sorry, what was the question?
  • James: "Hello, Uncle Brother Zachariah. I would say that I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm sure this is the most excitement you've had all year. Not so lively in the City of Bones, now is it?"
  • Will: "James! Don't talk to Jem like that."
  • Brother Zachariah: As if I am not used to badly behaved Herondales.
  • James: "I suppose the difference is that Father always cared what you thought about him, and I don't. But don't take it personally, Uncle Jem. I do not care what anybody thinks."

Look at this little sunbeam.

Fake Chats #136
  • Seokjin: one kid...
  • Taehyung: present and accounted for!
  • Seokjin: two kids...
  • Jimin: Tae, have you seen my- that's my phone!
  • Seokjin: old kid...
  • Hoseok: I can't find my left shoe.
  • Seokjin: not kid...
  • Yoongi: it's right here, you idiot. And here's your scarf.
  • Seokjin: red kid...
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung, I'm borrowing your beanie, 'kay?
  • Seokjin: blue kid...
  • Namjoon: another phone case lost, bother.
  • Seokjin: and that's all the kids. Is everyone ready?
  • Taehyung: *earbuds already in*
  • Jimin: *Jungkook already secured*
  • Hoseok: *fussing with scarf*
  • Yoongi: *already half-asleep*
  • Jungkook: *fully attached to Jimin*
  • Namjoon: what about you, hyung? You should wear a warm coat. And a hat, too, so your ears aren't cold.
  • Seokjin: Joonie, shoes?
  • Namjoon: ah, right.
  • Seokjin: you'd all be dead without me.
  • Namjoon: I'm sure Yoongi-hyung is capable enough-, I mean, yeah, no, we really need you. Those ungrateful kids, too.
  • Seokjin: nice save.