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laelaloo  asked:

Okay, I'm looking to get a cockatiel. I've been looking into them for WEEKS now, but I still feel unprepared, and I really want to get some actual first-hand knowledge from a person. I'm really not sure what to ask specifically! ^^; Any tips you'd give me, this being my second bird--after a budgie--and my first cockatiel? (Any knowledge at all would be helpful! from recommended cage size to what might be a good healthy diet!~) Please and thank you~~

hey darling!!! god sorry its taken me forty years to get to my ask, i’ve been so swamped at work IT SUCKS



1) ALWAYS ADOPT. i know you see that cute birbo in the pet store window, but please, PLEASE, refrain from purchasing him.  there are currently THOUSANDS of homeless birds in north america alone that need you to be their guardian. i know you want to save that baby from the pet store, but doing so continues the cycle.  they’ll just replace him and the horror continues.

2) GET THE BIGGEST CAGE YOU CAN AFFORD! do not listen to what the pet store clerk says (lol i worked in a pet store and straight up i would discourage people from birds EVERYDAY and tell them to rescue and that none of our cages are big enough, and they listened and adopted and im surprised the boss didn’t find out and fire me HAHAHHA) i would go to a bird specialty store to find your cage - you want to make sure it is durable enough, the bar spacing is correct (for a cockatiel you want them no more than half an inch space, theyre little and you dont want them to get stuck!!) i suggest powder coated cages, they’re easiest to clean the poop out of!!!!

3) GOOD DIET IS SO IMPORTANT. STAY AWAY FROM SEED!!!! seed despite popular belief is not very good for them.  it causes fatty liver disease and can make them ill and shorten their lifespan. (rose is now put on milk thistle-it buffersthe liver, as from the shit sanctuary she was from… god knows what she ate so now im in the process of getting her liver spiffy clean!) a good PELLET DIET is SO, SO SO SO IMPORTANT. and dont be discouraged, it is very hard to change a birb from seed diet to pellet.  so you have to change it over gradually and honestly, it can take a year to get that done.  rose is picky as hell, but i found a pellet she likes which are the Zupreem fruit pellets.  they’re not the healthiest, but they’ll do as now she is eating by herself.  i used to have to hand feed her ALL THE TIME like the diva she is.

 Here is a list of good pellets!! (from best to ok)

- Goldenfeast Goldenobles (quinoa based instead of corn, i wanna change rose to this when she’s ready!!)

- Harrisons Fine High Potency (start with high potency and then go to adult formula - gives em the nutrients they need for switching. corn based, and not my fav but it is vet reccommended but id say goldenfeast is better as corn aint that great)

- Pretty Bird (fruity and like, kinda okay? its better than zupreem lmfao but its very sweet, and makes their poo colourful)

- Zupreem (available at most pet stores, comes in fruit, veggie, nut, and natural flavours. what Rose eats and its a pretty good food. i believe its corn and soy based, not the best, and there is sugar in it, but its a good starter for your bird as they will most likely eat it because its colourful and sweet!!! from having Rose on a pellet diet - her plumage looks AMAZING)

all those brands come in different size pellets, i would go with the SMALLEST as it is easier for them to eat, and if you mix it with seed it kinda blends in hehe

4) DON’T JUST FEED PELLETS. A birbos diet should be 80% pellets (give or take) and 20% fruits, veggies, grains, and good stuff!!!! making a chop is a good idea, and you can freeze it and take out some everyday for their breakfast/dinner!!! Rose is very picky, and a rescue may be too, but do some research on what good fresh foods are good for birds!!! rose’s fav are zuchinni, peppers, pasta, scrambled egg (shes obsessed with egg) and chinese snow pear!!!

5) LOTS OF TOYS, AND THINGS TO DO!!! PIMP out their cage with dope toys, various perches and material (AVOID SAND ONES, HURTS THEIR TOES. get natural wood, rope (if u know they wont shred and accidentally eat it) and various thicknesses!!!) and im not saying spend a fortune (whcih i have with rose omfg) undyed popsicle sticks are amazing, paper, toilet paper rolls, cardboard etc they LOVE. but also, a good store bought toy is nice too!!! but most you can make from home!! plus i have a store where i have handmade toys, ill be posting more selection too!!

6) BE PATIENT WITH THE BABY! they most likely won’t warm up to you RIGHT AWAY (i mean they might, depends on their personality!) so do not feel discouraged if they dont want to play or cuddle right away. and heck, they may not even like cuddles. they’re as much as individuals as we are as humans. rose is usually attached to my shoulder all day, but some days honestly she just plays by herself and doesn’t want me to play with her HAHAHA. when you bring them home, introduce them to their cage and let them hang inside and get used to it.  sit near them and chat and offer some millet and let them come to you.  its a whole new world for them, so allow them some time!!!

7) and the most controversial topic… TO CLIP OR NOT TO CLIP? okay, my two cents on clipping goes as written.  if it is safer for them in your house, please get their wings properly by an avian vet or an experienced staff memeber at a bird specialty store. clipping them incorrectly can cause balance issues and confidence issues and trust issues. NEVER CLIP THEM YOURSELF AS THEIR OWNER. THEYLL BE PISSED AF. and most likely scared of you. if your house is unsafe -ie people coming in and out, small space, lots of windows, forgetful people that leave windows open, PLEASE CLIP THEM. it will save their life and prevent any deadly accidents.

if you HAVE THE SPACE. and know that they will be safe, and you believe they will be okay, leave them flighted!! it is much easier i must say having smaller birds flighted as they won’t be as cramped in a house as a big bird would be.  Rose is flightless as she chews her flight feathers, but they are growing back.  and even if they all did, my place is way to small to allow her to fly properly so i would keep her clipped for her safety.  also, if there was an emergency - such as a fire - it is much easier to evacuate a flightless bird than a flighted one.  i have really bad ocd when it comes to impulsive thinking and i obsess over how i would get rose out in a fire all the time… so keep a pillow case by the cage, and if god forbid that happened, grab your baby, toss em in the pillow case (protects them from smoke inhalation) AND HIGH TALE THEE FUCK OUT OF THERE. and that would be easier if they are clipped… just food for thought.  

anyway i hope this helped you and others maybe too!! im sorry this took forever to get to, my lifes been insane.  please do TONS OF RESEARCH TOO and look into rescues. if you need any more help let me know my love <3

Originally posted by potatopato


Requested: Can you do one where like shawn says “i’ll do whatever it takes to make you safe again?” (i’m watching twilight and thought it would be cute lol)


You don’t want to live your life in fear.  You never thought that something like this would happen to you, but it has and can’t help but feel terrified. It started out seemingly innocent enough, nothing to be worried about at the time. Being an actress and dating a famous singer certainly comes with its fair share of hate, and you’ve been in the public eye long enough to learn how to ignore it for the most part. There has, however, been someone who has started stalking you in a way that has become far more than something harmless. It has been going on for about two weeks, and both your publicist and management know about it, but they’re doing their best to keep it all from becoming known to the public and they don’t want to make it into a big deal.

You’ve tried to convince yourself that it isn’t a big deal. You’ve tried to convince yourself that he’s harmless, but you’re terrified that he might really hurt you. You’ve seen him lurking a couple of times when you went to get coffee or sometimes you see him standing outside of your apartment building. Possibly the worst thing about this whole thing and the fact that he’s been showing up so much this last week is that Shawn is in the Philippines for work so you’re all alone in your apartment at night, and that terrifies you.

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dildolaurus  asked:

Do you have any thoughts on the current 'left over' crew of Ryan, Jack, and Jeremy (& Matt because I love him)? Any FAHC headcanons for their particularly biting, competitive, yet kind dynamic?

So Geoff’s got some business outside Los Santos, no more than a couple of weeks worth but it really can’t be avoided any longer. He’s taking Gavin, wants him to work a little networking magic, and for muscle they’ve got Michael - if Geoff’s taking half the crew with him he might as well make it the pair most likely to cause a ruckus when left to their own devices. Between Jack and Lindsay those left behind couldn’t be in better hands, and with Ryan and Jeremy to throw their weight around and the whole of the support crew in action it didn’t even cross Geoff’s mind that there would be any problems. Honestly, what’s the worst that could happen? 

The plan was to kind of lay low, prepare, resupply, tie up loose ends and more or less maintain until the rest of the crew returned. This was a good plan, sensible, except for the fact the fact that certain members of the FAHC find it wildly impossible to lay low. Members who walk around in garish Hawaiian shirts, or unmistakable rubber skulls, or the overwhelmingly nauseating combination of purple and orange, for example. 

  • Jack, Ryan and Jeremy take about two days of calm before they start poking at hornet’s nests, not quite ready to flat out ignore Geoff’s requests and pick up a big job themselves but perfectly willing to more or less dare anyone else to come after them, to start something just to keep them entertained. 
  • There is an at first unspoken, later explicitly sworn to agreement that no matter what was happening, any time Geoff called to check in they all said it was fine. Great in fact, the absolute best, no need to rush home, no need to come home at all. Everything’s fine, no that’s absolutely not the sound of screaming, must be on your end boss. 
  • Jack and Ryan are the best of friends right up until the moment that they hate each other’s guts and want nothing more than to cause each other suffering. Jack has truely mastered the art of antagonising Ryan, can drive him right into true rage; snappish and rude and so far from the clinically methodical temper of the Vagabond, though she does her best to confine her needling to moments when they’re not working. In return Ryan can press Jack’s every button and has no qualms about doing it right in the middle of job, crankily ignoring Jack’s suggestions even to his own detriment purely out of spite, leaving Jack shouting increasingly panicked commands over the comms while Ryan intentionally picks out a longer, more dangerous path; the king of cutting off his nose to spite his face. 
  • Jeremy brings home a dog. It’s hardly the first animal he’s brought back to the penthouse, hell Gavin smuggle’s cats in all the time, but it is the first time he’s done it when there was no one around to stop him. The dog’s a menace, big and dumb and entirely untrained but between Jack, Ryan and Jeremy no one’s got the heart to get rid of it. Three of the most dangerous people in the city spend half a week rushing around trying to accommodate the every need of a giant mutt, and another half hopelessly moping when the support crew steps in and whisks the dog off to find a more suitable home. 
  • In the absence of any large-scale jobs to manage they resort to more base forms of entertainment. There are car races and boat races and jet races, there are dares and bets and odd experiments. There’s a poker tournament that had to be called off when the rampant cheating and angry threats got a bit too real, and an entire incident of public indecency that everyone swears to never speak of again. 
  • While it’s normally a job for one or two members of support, when the usual weapon resupply rolls around and nothing else is happening the entire crew decides to go together like a sick parody of a family excursion. They more or less traumatise the arms dealer while collecting all the usual bits and pieces, then a laughing Jack promises everyone one special toy for good behaviour; most go for new guns or special bullets but Ryan picks out a pair of wickedly curved knives, Jeremy clutches an enormous grenade launcher, Matt find’s a ridiculously impractical axe, Trevor’s got some terrifying looking metal trap and Jack and Lindsay buy matching cat-printed knuckle dusters. 
  • Bored without the other Lads to play with Jeremy takes Matt and Trevor out on a job with him, a bit of simple information extraction; catch a guy, knock him about, don’t even have to kill him afterwards so long as he sings. It couldn’t have been easier. It does not go well. Trevor disappears almost as soon as they begin, peeling off into the darkness of the warehouse so quietly Jeremy’s talking to himself for a solid minute before Matt points it out. A shakey start indeed, and things don’t improve; unlike doubling down on the bad cop act with Michael, or even bouncing terror around with Gavin, trying to conduct an interrogation with Matt as his backup is more a comedy of errors than anything else. While he does eventually talk, their victim spends far more time laughing in disbelief than he does actually fearing them, though in the end he pays for it. When Jeremy turns his back to sort out Matt almost chopping his own hand off with the damn axe he’d insisted on bringing along Trevor slinks back out and slits the man’s throat, messy and unnecessary, with far too much quiet self-satisfaction to be anything but entirely unsettling.
  • By the time Geoff, Michael and Gavin roll back into town its to find the FAHC engaged in an all out war against a neighbouring gang. To the home-team’s defence, the gang had already been on the Fake’s shit list, and after catching wind that they’d been torturing civilians and peddling to kids what else could they do really? The fact that the Fake’s discovered all the awful ins and outs only after invading the other crew’s territory was circumstantial at best. 

So I got some bad news today. Health stuff wise. This is personal stuff that’ll likely have a big impact on my writing, but ultimately it’s still personal so I’m going to put it under a read more. I apologise in advance to people phone-browsing.

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anonymous asked:

Hi hun! Can I get a Draco oneshot where Im Blaise's cousin & he's really overprotective of me? Draco has a huge crush on me but is afraid to ask me out, not just cuz of Blaise but also bc I'm really nice so he thinks I'll say no? One day Blaise overhears him talking to Crabbe & Goyle about me & confronts him about it, but then helps him work up the courage to ask me out since I've already told Blaise before that I think Draco's cute? If it helps, its in 4th year & Im a pureblood slytherin too :)

Hey, guys sorry this turned out so long (I had a lot of plot to work with) hope this is what you were after :)

Family Business

‘Ugh I’m never going to get this right,’ you whined as you stirred your draft of Chelidonium Miniscula.

‘Stop worrying, it looks fine,’ your cousin Blaise reassured. ‘You just need to add more mandrake root, let me do it.’

‘I want to do it myself,’ you fussed, batting his hand away.

‘I’m only trying to help,’ he sighed and continued stirring his own potion which looked ten times better than yours.

Blaise was always being overprotective of you and you appreciated his support but sometimes it felt patronising and you wanted to prove you were capable of doing things on your own.

Across the room Draco stared at you distractedly, not paying any attention to his own cauldron which was violently bubbling and on the verge of overflowing. A looming black shadow cast over his desk woke him from his daydream and he turned to find Professor Snape fuming in anger behind him.

‘Would you care to tell me exactly what is so fascinating? Perhaps you would like to write me an essay explaining your interest in the back of (Y/F/N)’s head. Pay attention and get on with it!’ he barked.

Draco’s cronies erupted in laughter at the sight of the self-proclaimed Slytherin Prince turning red as a tomato.

‘Shut up! Both of you, stop laughing at once you idiots.’ Huffed Draco, but it was no use.

‘I think Draco’s in love, Crabbe,’ said Goyle, messing up Draco’s hair and pointing to you.

‘What do we have here?’ Taunted Crabbe with a malignant grin ‘Oh no, Blaise’s little cousin (Y/N)? Draco you’ve been a bad boy.’

‘(Y/N) is well fit though,’ Added Goyle

‘Too good for Draco,’ Agreed Crabbe

‘SHUT UP!’ The blond boy yelled, hitting them both over the head. ‘And keep your bloody voices down are you trying to get me killed?’

‘Honestly Draco, out of all the girls you could have wanted you had to choose her.’ Droned Goyle

‘It’s not like I wanted this to happen!’ hissed Draco, checking over his shoulder. ‘I keep trying to hate her but I just can’t. She must have slipped me a love potion or something. Just look at her… teasing me.’

The three focussed their eyes on you. You were too concerned with the alarming amount of smoke rising from your cauldron to even notice him gawking at you let alone tease him.

‘Oh yeah, she wants you,’ Joked Crabbe and the two burst out in laughter again.

Before Draco could construct a witty comeback there was an almighty BANG as your potion exploded. Everyone screamed except for you and Blaise who were covered from head to toe in thick, black soot.

‘Merlin’s beard what happened!’ cried Snape, running to assess the situation. He took one look at the two of you and knew exactly who was to blame.

‘Too much mandrake root?’ you jested with a weak smile.

‘Both of you will stay back to clean up this mess! No dinner for either of you and I expect it to be spotless,’ growled Snape.

He stormed out of the room shaking his head and muttering various profanities under his breath.

The rest of the class filed out to the great hall, with Draco loitering to the back. You locked eyes with Draco for a lingering moment as he reached the door. And then he was gone.

‘Now you’ve really done it,’ Blaise complained as he scrubbed down your work bench.

You stayed silent, clenching your jaw.

‘I want to do it myself,’ He retorted sarcastically.

‘Just quit it, okay?’ you said. ‘You were right, I was wrong. You’re smart and I’m dumb, is that what you want to hear?’

You threw your rag at him, trying your best to look angry.

‘Oh grow up (Y/N), you look like a grumpy kitten,’ your cousin mocked. ‘And what was all that about with Draco?’

‘All what?’ you asked innocently.

‘Don’t play dumb (Y/N), he was making eyes at you, and you back at him. Is there something going on between you two?’

If it wasn’t for the grime covering your face, your blushing would have given you away.

‘You think he likes me?’ You mused with no subtlety.

‘I think you like him too.’ He said. ‘Not to mention the fact he’s been staring at you for weeks now.’

‘What else?’ you asked excitedly, jumping up and down.

‘You really do fancy him, don’t you,’ he perplexed, raising an eyebrow.

You nodded. He sighed and sat back down on the bench.

‘I must admit, this is not ideal… But I’ll see what I can do,’

‘Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You squealed and hugged him so tight that he could barely breathe.

‘Don’t make me regret this.’

Late that night after all the cleaning was done, Blaise climbed the steps to his dorm room. He expected everyone to be asleep already as it was well past 12am but instead he heard voices from within. He decided he would wait outside the door, hoping to hear some juicy gossip.

‘Just man-up and ask her Draco. What’s the worst she could say?’ said Crabbe.

‘No.’ replied Draco hopelessly.

‘Stop feeling so sorry for yourself, what makes you so sure she’d reject you, anyway?’ added Goyle.

‘She’s just so nice and… cheerful. What would she want in someone like me?’ said Draco

‘Yeah but everybody knows that opposites attract!’ Crabbe exclaimed.

Blaise struggled to muffle his laughter when he realised Draco was getting relationship advice from Crabbe and Goyle.

‘Trust us, asking her out will be the easy part, convincing Blaise is a different story.’ Goyle chimed in.

‘Convincing me of what?’ Blaise interrupted, deciding now was a better time than any to make his presence known.

The three boys screamed in shock.

‘How long have you been standing there!?’ gasped Draco who looked as if he might faint.

‘Long enough to know your intentions with my cousin,’

‘Blaise I swear, I was going to ask you—‘

‘Relax Draco; don’t get your panties in a twist.’ chuckled Blaise. ‘It’s cool.’

Draco breathed a sigh of relief and brushed back his white-blonde hair.

‘I must admit I’m quite flattered, but I mean really, who can resist a Zabini? We’re flawless.’

‘Don’t flatter yourself, it’s (Y/N) I’m interested, not her self-absorbed cousin.’

‘You’re lucky (Y/N) likes you so much or else perhaps I wouldn’t so helpful in arranging this little rendezvous.

‘Rendezvous?’ Draco repeated sounding puzzled.

‘You can thank me later, but right now (Y/N) is waiting for you in the Slytherin common room and if you don’t go right now she’s going to be left all alone and that’s not the kind of behaviour I accept from my cousin’s future boyfriend so get down there!’ babbled Blaise.

Wasting no time, Draco swiftly but silently rushed down the stairs to find you sitting in an armchair by the fire, checking your watch as you nervously tapped your foot.

‘(Y/N)’ called Draco, trying to sound surprised. ‘I was hoping I’d find you here, I have something I want to ask you.’

‘Oh Draco, what a surprise.’ You replied. ‘What is it?’

He took a seat in the chair beside you and hesitated for a moment.

‘I ah, wanted to ask you… if we have divination homework.’ He blurted.

‘Oh,’ you responded sounding noticeably disappointed.

‘That’s not what I wanted to ask,’ said Draco as he facepalmed. Pull yourself together Draco, this is embarrassing he thought.

A slight smile crept across your face. Seeing Draco all flustered and nervous was a rare sight.

‘Are you trying to ask me out?’ you asked softly.

‘Oh thank god, that could have dragged on for hours. Yes, I want to know how you’d feel about going out with me some time, on a date…

‘I’d love to’ you beamed.

And the rest is history.

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  • "So sorry, but your lady's with me."
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  • "I hate her new boyfriend."
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  • "Change can be amazing."
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  • "I couldn’t save it."
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  • "I get what I want."
  • "You think I'm a fake and I know you're a fraud."
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  • "You need to get off my mind."
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  • "And I know that I'm shallow, but why shouldn't I be?"
  • "Trouble being alone, I've been losing my mind."
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  • "I feel like you're worth it."
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  • "I know a couple girls like you."
  • "I hope we can go round two, 'cause you know I wanna do it again."
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  • "Now we're a little bit famous and I think I might hate it."
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  • "Don't tell them anything."
  • "You fooled me from the start when you let me start to love you."
  • "I'm leaving tonight, I'll be gone in the morning."
  • "I can't love her no more."
  • "She had all my trust, and I guess that was never enough."
  • "I want the world in my hands."
  • "Let's have an adventure."
  • "I don't mind if there's not much to say."
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  • "Mr. know it all, had his reign and his fall."
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  • "All my friends always lie to me."
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  • "I told you I would tell you everything you want to know."
  • "Everybody's watching me."
  • "I try to be as subtle as I can."
  • "It looks like you were right again."
  • "I'm from a little city with expensive taste."
  • "Shouldn't try to fix it if it keeps getting better."
  • "I wasn't listening at all."
  • "We were young, skinny dipping, having fun, I remember."
  • "And we all grew up, shit got tough."
  • "What a mistake, saying the way I felt."
  • "I was scared as fuck and out of touch, and I was still testing my luck."
  • "I guess there's something wrong inside."
  • "Maybe you're right, maybe this is all that I can be."
  • "But what if it's you, and it wasn't me?"
  • "What do you want from me?"
  • "She planned ahead for a year."
  • "I fell in love today."
  • "There aren't any words that you can say that could ever get my mind to change."
  • "You're a doll, you are flawless."
  • "I just can't wait for love to destroy us."
  • "You better not leave me."
  • "No food to eat, all the money's been wasted from last week."
  • "Some part of me feels a little bit naked and empty."
  • "I still believe something is out there."
  • "All I'll ever be is partly settled in."
  • "They show you how to swim, then they throw you in the deep end."
  • "Float away, then come right back to me."
Cutest Shit a Male from each Sign had ever done for Me
  • Aries: He ain't a crush of mine but he had a crush on me, and he's the school's unstoppable valedictorian. I don't study, yep, I know, not very Capricornish, but this Aries guy is such a fucking amazing friend that he never ever fails to help me in my cramming. If I don't understand no shit at classes, he's never ever that person who'd tell me to ask someone else for free lessons. He'd always write down notes and equations as simplified as he can. Tbh, I would have never graduated high school if it wasn't for his huge ass help.
  • Taurus: I had a long-standing crush on this guy back at high school. So one break time, I asked if he can treat and run me water cos I was feeling lazy to go out of the room. Then he said no give me money to buy a bottle, so I went back to the room to rob anyone some coins then when I went back to the door, he's gone. So I asked another guy to buy me water and he said okay cool. Then after some while, boy #2 got my water and he gave it to me, with Taurus boy behind him holding a bottle of water. I saw 'wtf' on his face and I told him "NO NO GIVE ME THAT WATER I WILL DRINK AND EMPTY IT FIRST IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WONT BUY ME WATER".
  • Gemini: I've an on-and-off crush with this guy, only met him online and we've never seen each other yet. But, some years ago (I screen capped and still treasure this shit cos it's too good), he sent me a late night message telling me how he's appreciative of knowing me. And that I should know that even if he's a total wreck, he'd always listen to me if I need someone to rant to, and he still cares a lot about me and he doesn't wanna lose me and i should take care more of myself.
  • Cancer: We're not close but he's a friend of mine, he's the director of my dance cover group. One night we all had a sleep over with booze and all and he's the first one to crack open. He did a long speech, and parts of his presidential two hour speech are about how I'm a dangerous coral reef that no one should ever cross with because it's gonna be bloody, but on the other hand, I also have a brilliant smile, something like that.
  • Leo: Oh my goodness yesss this guy, younger than me, friend of a friend. Almost all of his friends knew that he has a massive crush on me and I also knew that. My last prom was coming near and after school he walked towards me with a tray of cupcakes with letters on top, so if you put them all together, the cupcake said "Will you be my prom date?" and I jump and said fuck yeah, anyone who's brave enough to ask me for the prom with food will get my yes. Wanna know what happened? First dance of prom didn't happen as the students hoped for but I immediately grabbed him out of his chair and danced with him.
  • Virgo: HAHAHAHA THIS FUCKER okay so around my first week at my new high school (I arrived like third quarter, I know, weird but uninhibited yass), I was walking on a path walk when him and his best friend came up to me with him holding a struggling dragonfly right in front of my face and I was like df are you doing? Then he said you're not afraid of dragonflies? I said nope. He got puzzled lol ahahaha and then after that incident, he started casually calling me Snow White because of my hair and my pale face.
  • Libra: Aw shucks, Librans are the nicest people this known fact makes me cry every time. Anyway. There's this guy, past schoolmate, his house is near the train station near the school. When me and my siblings had to start using public transportation, he'd always offer to tag along with him and basically my other male friends as we all walk to the metro (and him to his house) cos there were so many nasty minded men along that area. I have a younger sister and she really likes this Libran guy. He's also very soft spoken.
  • Scorpio: I have so many fucking broken tales about me falling for Scorpio ALL THE FUCKING TIME. But lemme tell you my fave one: This guy, song of a family friend, I had so much feelings for him and his mom was really rooting for me to be with her Scorpio son even if her son already has a girlfriend. So Anyway, he's generally a nice guy. He made my heart crazy for lots of things. But there was one time that he was at our apartment and we invited him for a game of scrabble but he looked at me saying he doesn't wanna play with me because he knows that I'm a writer and will try getting an English major and that he'll just lose, so he won't play with me. Too bad I never really stood a chance with this guy ayayayay.
  • Sagittarius: OMG OFMG THIS HAS TO ME MY CURRENT FAVE so I've met this guy through an app again (21st century romance man) then we both know we like each other but it was so fucking hard for me because he's Korean with no English and I'm still trying to improve my Korean so anyway, we got to the point where I ask about his height, he said he's 180 or 180+. Then he asked me about mine. I said idk i haven't checked in a long while but i'm small and petite, around 155 cm. And then he went on saying "What? Are you a fairy?" and Ifs2g I broke even with my cheeks so red and my limbs all flailing around like that is the best way to subtly insult slash tease a girl about her lack in height.
  • Capricorn: HAHAHAHAHA okay so I went on two dates with this guy cos I had a delusional crush on him and them after a prom, he started developing a crush on my as well. Basically, things didn't end up so well, but lemme tell you this: he is one very supportive guy. He did lots of cute things like 1. that merge camping at our school (he was my senior) when he made me sushi (but it didn't end up to me cos of misunderstanding) or 2. when he tried learning this Korean song that I like with his guitar. But I guess, the cutest thing he've done was he gathered his friends in a train station to witness him asking me to be his girlfriend. Curious what happened next? I didn't show up.
  • Aquarius: I noticed that the Aquarians I know are not afraid of gore and blood and horror and everything between these things. There's this one guy that I had a short mutual crush with, younger than me, and every time that I can't finish reading web horror mangas, I'd always ask him to finish the manga for me and tell me what happen next so at least I sort of finish the story as well. I always start reading scary shit, already knowing I can't do scary shit, then I run to him on pm for help lol. We'd always talk after midnight with all these scary topics but in the end, I was the sissy chicken.
  • Pisces: My previous and only ex is a Pisces. And in the span of time we were together, he did make a handful of cute shit. But what always come to my mind whenever I think of any good things we had was that, even if we literally live on both ends of the land, he will always travel back and forth just to go to my city. He would always do everything to go and spend as much time as he can with me. He always ended up using so much money to use a taxi to get home cos he'd always miss the train. It's really cute of him that he really showed how much he loved my company that much.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Hi I have a question. I am studying for JLPT N3 and I wonder about some stuff. I'm getting quite bored by what I'm doing now since I've learnt everything for it. But still some kanjis are on practice exams I don't know and this pisses me off. Also I got about 60% on every quiz right but on grammar and vocab I had about 80%. I feel like I'm doing not enough and I am so confused if I should go on to JLPT N2 and study vocab from there or just stay where I am. Do you have listening exercises? Thx

Hey, thanks for your question. I’m sorry you’re feeling frustrated at the moment. Remember that if the tests you’re taking are like the real thing and you get your current scores in the exam then you will definitely pass :D

JLPT N3 is supposed to cover approximately 650 kanj in totali. There are no official lists, but an approximate guide is to learn from years 1-4 of Japanese Elementary school kanji (kyouiku kanji), which would be 640 kanji. Obviously you’ll already know some from N5 (100 kanji) and N4 (200 new kanji plus the 100 from N5) if you’ve taken the JLPT before (leaving around 350 new kanji to master for N3).

If you’re using just one book or series to study kanji, then it may be worth researching online resources to see what they’ve got as N3. I know that my textbook, Try!N3 had 113 grammar points, but I used another which had 168 grammar points and then I found some grammar that was appearing in N3 textbooks in some places and N4 textbooks in others, I found it annoying and confusing, but limited the likelihood of me walking in to the exam unprepared by comparing a few resources and working on the grammar, vocab and kanji that appeared in all of them, as I felt these must be fundamental somehow.

If it’s just the occasional unknown kanji that you’re encountering, then skip over it and try your best to infer meaning. If this is something that’s happening regularly then you may want to go over the kyouiku kanji list and see if you have gaps in your knowledge to fill in before exam day. Make a note of kanji you don’t understand on practise exams and try to add them to your study lists.

There will always be some random grammar/kanji/vocab that the examiners throw into the real test, especially in the reading section- they want to see how you can work around a text where you do not have perfect comprehension, as this more realistically emulates real life. Sometimes they put in a key term in kanji and have a little definition after the body of text in the reading section, make sure you check to see if there are any bits like that you’re missing before you begin to answer.

As I live in Japan and have done for many years now, listening is my strongest skill. This meant I practised listening much less than many other JLPT candidates, but I did use Nihongonomori videos on youtube every day for several months to learn vocabulary and improve my listening. I used a bit of Nihongo Soumatome N3 too, though if I did N3 again I would definitely use Shin Kanzen Master N3 listening, because this range of books is the toughest and, according to my Japanese teacher, who helps write the JLPT each year, they are the most closely representative of the real exam.

There are many free online N3 listening tests at Japanesetest4you too.

The main thing I can sense in your message is your boredom and frustration, which leads me to suggest that perhaps you need to be kind to yourself, recognise that your motivation is waning and work to address that, rather than just drill harder, which seems to be what a lot of people do. You might just be in a momentary slump, so forgive me if I go off on a total tangent for a few paragraphs about the importance of motivation, fun and learning here…

It’s worth noting I’ve had studyblrs send me messages telling me off for being so upfront about the fact that I think forcing yourself to learn and ignoring how you feel about the process is not ‘what winners do’ because they ‘want it more’, but is, in fact, a dangerous game to play with your mental health and hazardous to your relationship to studying, especially if you are self studying.

And you know what? The research agrees with me:

‘Optimal brain activation occurs when students are in positive emotional states. Attention is also prompted when the material holds personal meaning, connects to their interests, is presented with elements of surprise, and/or when it provokes wonder. This is why attentiveness is so closely linked to positive emotional cueing and personal meaning. When there is connection to prior knowledge or positive emotional experience, new information passage through the information filters (limbic system) is faster and more extensive. If this system of filters is positively stimulated to pay attention to the information, the new material is linked onto existing brain cell networks. If there are no emotional or intellectual connections with the new information, as is often the case in streamlined curriculum geared to teach the students facts to regurgitate on tests, their brains are less successful at developing the meaningful connections that create efficient memory circuits. When information is not presented in a way that sparks attention, it may be discarded, and attention withdrawn.‘Attention: To Have and to Hold Add the Science of Learning to the Art of Teaching to Enrich Classroom Instruction, Judy Willis, M.D., M.Ed.

Does that sound like a JLPT practise test? Thought not.

For what it’s worth there’s only 7 weeks to go to the test. I certainly experienced a slump about 2 months before I took N3- there was still a long slog to go, but I wasn’t close enough to the end to have the adrenaline pushing me through the study hours. Just be kind to yourself, forcing yourself is unlikely to yield productive results in my experience.

Please feel free to unfollow me if the next paragraph seems mumsy and condescending:
I doubt you would have asked me this question if you had a teacher around to ask and so, based on the assumption that you’re studying alone, it may be worthwhile to think about where you’re getting your encouragement and praise from at the moment. If you find those things are lacking then I think that would go a long way to explaining your current frustration. When I need to feel more like a success and less of a failure it has helped me to look over old notes, think back to a year ago, or 6 months ago and think how far I’ve come and then remember that in the future I will feel the same way about now if I continue to study. I asked what my aim was in studying for the JLPT- was it being able to communicate with some fluency in Japanese or was it just passing the test? When I asked myself this question I realised I had already reached my goal by studying for the test and that the exam itself was far less relevant than the symbolic benchmark it had acted as for the months preceding the test. I thought about all the things I can do easily now that seemed so impossible before, the small goals I’d achieved to reach this point. Then I thought about all the frustrating stuff I can’t do now and realised that it is only a matter of time and being persistent.

On a practical level maybe you could refine your skills through reading texts you’re interested in and listening to podcasts you’re interested in too, rather than focusing just on exam drilling (maybe you’re doing this already, but it’s worth noting). I’m not saying don’t practise for the test, this is a necessary evil, I’m suggesting that you supplement your learning with 3-4 hours a week of more fun stuff.

I like this podcast and think it’s perfect for my level (I passed N3 this summer and have not gone up in any significant way in ability since then).

Watching Vs嵐 is also good for me, it’s fast but accessible Japanese.

しろくまカフェ is also easy to understand.

Reading helps me to pick up new words, get my speed up (key for the exam) and consolidate new kanji. Reading is a weakness for me, so I’m behind the level most N3 candidates are at, so some of these resources are a little too advanced for me, but I can still get the gist of what’s going on in most instances:

                                                                                ^me when reading Japanese.

よつばと! just read it, there’s a reason why everybody loves it, it’s great.
魔女の宅急便 This is the book that Kiki’s Delivery Service is based on.
少年たんていブラウン Encyclopedia Brown (detective stories).
日本人の知らないの日本語 seems very popular, there’s a manga and TV series.

If you need free reading resources then try ehonnavi (sign up walkthrough here), or The Great Library.

Best of luck with your JLPT. I hope that you find some ways to supplement your current learning routine that help you to enjoy the whole process more.

quadruples  asked:

hello, i'm in love with oikawa and your tags on that hp au post have me Interested, because i love slytherin oikawa so much but i've never considered the ushioi dynamic in an hp au before?? ? so like. basically i really want 2 hear about your ideas for an hp au if you have any. sorry this is incredibly awkward pfffft!!


Please do not apologize, this is not awkward at all, you have absolutely made my day and I am thrilled to have this opportunity to go on at length about an ushioi HP AU.

So clearly slytherin Oikawa is perfect and doesn’t even merit discussion, it’s so obvious and true. I’m also gonna go ahead and say that Oikawa is a half-blood, and that this takes place, oh idk, a decade or so after the events of HP–so even though Death Eaters are a thing of the past, prejudice against muggleborns is very much still A Thing, especially within Slytherin house. Oikawa is so charming and so good at being a Slytherin that he rarely gets any shit for being a half-blood, at least to his face. Oikawa is, naturally, very popular throughout the whole school, and he’s the Seeker for Slytherin and the Quidditch captain.

Now, Ushijima is such a weirdo that you could make a decent case for him being in Slytherin (he’s certainly ambitious), Hufflepuff (hella hard-working) or Gryffindor (brave, stubborn as fuck). I like him best as Gryffindor because of the potential comedy: he would 100% be absolutely hated by every other Gryffindor. Other Gryffindors would see him as unadventurous, never willing to do anything fun, boring, and generally Too Perfect. He’s Quidditch Captain (also plays Seeker) and a Prefect and completely unwilling to bend the rules for anyone in his house, he’s the Utter Worst. Also his family is super pureblood and super rich. 

Oikawa and Ushijima, of course, have been rivals on and off the quidditch field since second year, and going into their seventh year they’d both be competing for Head Boy, so the rivalry would intensify. Since they were eleven year olds, Ushijima has insisted that Oikawa should have been in Gryffindor instead of Slytherin, which pisses Oikawa off because he assumes it’s just the usual Gryff prejudice against Slytherins. And that was probably it when they were 12, but now it’s because Ushijima has always noticed the way people in Oikawa’s own house talk shit about him behind his back because of Oikawa’s half-blood status, and he disapproves. Oikawa should be in a house where the petty malice of Hogwartz’ more immature students can’t touch him. 

But considering Ushijima’s social skills, he’s unable to convey this every time he and Oikawa talk, and all their talks turn into confrontations. Oikawa resents that Ushijima has been born into privilege and that he’s so gifted at both magic and quidditch that upon graduation, he’ll be able to choose between a golden career at the Ministry of Magic or a golden career in professional quidditch. Oikawa has had to work hard and use every trick up his sleeve to get to where he is, whereas Ushijima has just been handed everything. The only thing that gives Oikawa any comfort at all is how much Ushijima seems to be despised by all the Gryffindors in his year, the people that should be his closest friends. (Oikawa refuses to see any similarities between Ushijima’s loneliness in Gryffindor and his own position within Slytherin, surrounded by friends he knows to be very, very false.) Ushijima only hangs out with the Quidditch team, and they probably only tolerate his presence because he’s led them to victory so often.

Things come to a head in the spring of their sixth year, when Gryffindor and Slytherin are slated to play each other for the Quidditch Cup. It’s come down to Gryffindor vs. Slytherin for the final match every year since Oikawa and Ushijima both made it onto their respective teams. On top of this, everyone knows that Head Boy next year will be either Ushijima or Oikawa, and the outcome of this match could probably have some influence over that decision. 

A week or so before the match, Ushijima surprises everyone by hexing a Slytherin fifth-year who’d been calling Oikawa “no better than a mudblood.” This makes waves through the whole school: Ushijima has never done anything to warrant detention before, and this particular detention will keep him away from quidditch practice for two days before the big game, when every hour of practice is absolutely essential. 

No one is more shocked to hear about it than Oikawa, and he’s also furious. What, so Ushijima’s so over-confident that he thinks he doesn’t need to even practice before facing Oikawa on the quidditch pitch? And how stupid is he, doesn’t he know that people call Oikawa mudblood and worse all the time? And why does he even care? What’s he playing at?

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for Naia (@fairynarrytale)

Harry likes to impress people.

He knows this isn’t a unique personality quirk—knows most people, in some way, like to dazzle others—but the instinct to amaze definitely gets out of hand for him.

(There was the one time when he was eight and tried to make his mum’s Mothers’ Day breakfast all on his own and had to get seventeen stitches in his hand after a knife accident whilst chopping potatoes.)

(And there was the other time when he dropped two hundred pounds on a new outfit for his first date with Alicia from his year ten Maths class…only he didn’t actually have two hundred pounds and his mum nearly killed him when she got her credit card bill for the month.)

(Obviously it goes without saying that jumping off a bridge to make a good impression on your roommate’s friend group is a terrible idea, but at least he’d been attached to a bungie cord at the time.)

When it comes to Niall, though, there is nothing Harry can do to make himself look like an attractive option for a life partner, apparently. It’s his own fault for being so tongue-tied with infatuation; he really can’t blame Niall for not wanting to date a bloke who appears to be mute in a rude, standoffish sort of way half the time and only able to spew childish jokes or fake philosophical bullshit for the other half. Harry is a complete mess.

So of course he takes the only opportunity that has ever presented itself to look good in front of Niall.

“This ice cream is fecking delicious, mate,” Harry hears the melodious sound of Niall’s Irish brogue from across the room. “Where’d you get it?”

Louis, ever an angel—well, sometimes honest in a way that is beneficial to Harry rather than a teasing blow to his self-esteem—replies, “Harry made it.”

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GMPR fanfic
  • At the same time when Farkle goes trough Riley's window and talks to her. Maya taps on Lucas' window and he lets her in
  • Maya: Hi Loser
  • Lucas: Hi
  • Maya: That's it? No comebacks?
  • Lucas: I'm sorry I'm a Loser
  • Maya: You're not a loser.
  • Lucas: yes I am. I failed. I didn't made the team.
  • Maya: That doesn't make you a loser. Yo can try again next semester. We'll work on it.
  • Lucas: You don't understand. I failed!
  • Maya: Huckleberry, if I tell you the amount of times I've failed at something we wouldn't finish today... Or even this week...
  • Lucas: And how do you do it?
  • Maya: Do what?
  • Lucas: Be all cool and awesome?
  • Maya: Because I know that every time I fail, my friends are there to help me get better.
  • Lucas: Thanks Maya. This means a lot.
  • Maya: Besides, if you don't get better at football, you can always try out for cheerleading.
  • Lucas: Now you are just making fun of me
  • Maya: Come on, let me enjoy for once that I'm better than everyone else at something.
  • Lucas: You are better than everyone else here Maya.
  • Maya: Now YOU are making fun of me
  • Lucas: I'm not... I'm serious
  • Maya: Name one thing I'm better than you
  • Lucas: Name calling
  • Maya: that doesn't count
  • Lucas: it does. It takes being creative, smart and the timing has to be perfect, and you just are.
  • Maya: Awww Now you are making me blush
  • Lucas: Now is your turn
  • Maya: For what?
  • Lucas: Say something nice about me
  • Maya: Lets see. You are tall
  • Lucas: that's it?... That's like saying you are short
  • Maya: wow... That was mean...
  • Lucas: is not mean, or nice... Is just an adjetive to describe someone's hight...
  • Maya: well that's all you're gonna get from me... Tall freak. Good bye!
  • Maya turns to leave but just as she touches the window sill Lucas reaches and grabs her hand.
  • Lucas: you leaving already? Don't be mad, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. You are not short, your hight is perfect... You are perfect
  • Maya: ok fine. I'll stay, just for a little while. And only cus you are needy right now.
  • Lucas: thanks, you are always so caring
  • Maya: see, that's mean. You know Riley is the caring one. Not me. I couldn't care less.
  • Lucas: yeah, that's why you're here, in my room at night...
  • Maya: No, I'm here cus.... Cus Riley is dealing with her own spanish failure...
  • Lucas: so you are just filling in?
  • Maya: yeah... Like a temporary job.
  • Lucas: Ok. So as a fill in Riley your job is to make me feel better?
  • Maya: Now you are getting it Cowboy
  • Lucas: So, she sent you?
  • Maya: You could say so... Yeah
  • Lucas: Ok... So...
  • Maya: So?
  • Lucas: I'm waiting
  • Maya: for what?
  • Lucas: My confidence boost...
  • Maya: oh... Mhmhmh.... (Makes a fake Riley voice) "Lucas, you are great. You are so awesome and you are gonna be a veterinarian! You rode a bull, for like 4 seconds, but you did and that means you can do anything cus you're my hero!"
  • Lucas: Ok that sounded fake, even if you weren't trying to sound like Riley
  • Maya: Well, I'm not Riley. I'm not good at being Riley.
  • Lucas: Then you should try it as yourself.
  • Maya: what?
  • Lucas: you heard me, tell me something YOU would tell me.
  • Maya: Ok.... Huckleberry, you are a strong-
  • Lucas: mh mh
  • Maya: A VERY strong man, who cares for his friends and always finds the way to do good for them. You always smell nice, and you have the most ridiculously handsome face I've ever seen. When you smile it makes my heart beat like a million times a second and it breaks my heart to see you beaten down.
  • Lucas: thank you. That was beautiful.
  • Maya: You'll rise up from this Huckleberry. Just be patient and work hard. You'll be stronger and faster next semester.
  • Lucas: You are a good Riley you know.
  • Maya: Yeah... I learned from the best.
  • Lucas: Wait...
  • Maya: I have to go. Job's done.
  • Lucas: Maya?!
  • Maya: Bye Huckleberry
  • Maya jumps outside of the window and leaves.
  • She's confused. She's gladd Lucas is feeling better, but she's sad.
  • Why did she lied to him? Why make him think she doesn't care and Riley sent her. She came here on her own. Why did she had to lie. She walked home, slowly, kicking herself for being such an emotional trainrack. What's wrong with her? She flee from his room, she had too. She had just opened up her heart to him and all he could say was "you are a good riley" well she's the one who came up with the Fake Riley thing. So... It was tecnically her fault. She felt so stupid. Angry tears fell from her eyes as she was about to reach her home. She dried her eyes, greeted her mom, and went straight to her room.
  • She was just falling asleep when her phone buzzed with a text message, from him.
  • Lucas: I know Riley didn't sent you. I know you care about me. I just want to tell you that I care about you too. You might be a good Riley but you are an even better Maya. So, thank you so much for comming over, it meant a lot to me. I'll work harder and try again next semester, if you promess you'll be there cheering for me. Good night.
  • It took a while, but she couldn't keep herself from answering.
  • Maya: You will never see me cheer. But I wouldn't miss the oportunity of watching you on the field. Good night.
Strawberry Kisses

So I have written this fic for billyiscoolerthanyou because she won my little contest from a while ago!

Her prompt was: Dan feels depressed and has an eating disorder and Phil finds out. (Ending will be cute) ———————————— One… two… three… four… Dan was counting the little leaves he plucked off the strawberries, one by one. It was a hypnotizing occupation, actually. The smell seemed more amazing than ever before. Five… six… seven… ‘Dan?’ Phil’s voice went through his whole body and full of shock he dropped the strawberry on the ground. Quickly he picked it upagain, but didn’t eat it. He hadn’t even heard Phil coming in. 'Phil, what’s up?’ 'Why have you been sitting here for twenty minutes, looking at that strawberry?’ 'Excuse me!? I have eaten them, too, weirdo.’ That was a lie, and he felt Phil knew.  'Then why are there no less strawberries on the plate?’ Phil spoke, pointing at the plate on their living room table. 'I bought more this morning and just put them on the plate, too. It looks so ugly when the plate’s only half full, that’s the reason.’ 'Oh, okay.’ Phil sighed. 'I’m unexpectedly going to eat in town with Louise now, do you feel like coming with us?’ 'Nah, sorry man, already got plans.’ 'With who?’ It was quiet for a moment. 'The internet, very romantic,’ Dan tried to joke it off. 'That’s stupid. You haven’t seen friends like Louise for so long! Well, anyway, if you feel like coming, we’re at the Cat Café.’ Phil went to leave but just before the door he stopped and turned around. 'Dan, please eat that freaking strawberry, you’ve been holding that for minutes now.’ And with that, he left. Dan didn’t eat the strawberry. —– Fuck, he’d lost count. Where was he? Eighty-five? He’d probably been doing this too long. He picked up the strawberries with their plucked leaves and wrapped them in some toilet paper and threw them in the garbage bin. The toilet paper was necessary, as otherwise Phil would find out he hadn’t eaten them but thrown them away. This is what he had done with most of his food for the last four months.  Now it was time to weigh himself. Phil was in town again with Louise, so he didn’t have to be too secretive. It was three days ago when they went to th Cat Café and Dan couldn’t help but feel a little put aside, even though it was mostly his own fault. He walked to the bathroom and opened the little cupboard in which the scale was placed. There was a toothbrush on it, which Dan shove aside. He then took out the scale, stepped on it and closed his eyes, waiting for it to show him how heavy he was. —– One hundred twenty. One fucking hundred twenty pounds. He hadn’t even lost that much weight. Disappointing, to say the least. He placed the scale back in the cupboard and went to his room. Just then he realized how much he hated other things counting him, measuring him, telling him what he was. He shove his curtains aside and starting looking outside. London. The weather represented quite well how he felt. Cloudy, grey, the sun trying to shine through but not succeeding. Sometimes thoughts of simply jumping out of the window wandered through his head. It wasn’t that he wanted to die, but he just didn’t see the joy in living anymore. Everything was fucked up. He looked awful these days. Fat, tired and sick. Often he felt guilty for not finding the motivation to upload more videos. And then there was Phil, who made things so much better and so much worse at the same time.  Hopelessly in love. That was all there really was to say. Phil was the first and last thing he’d think about everyday and the fact that Phil would often rather go out with friends than stay at home with Dan was hurting him. It was absolutely normal and realistic for Phil to do that, but still Dan often felt forgotten and less loved by Phil than before. The definition of that 'love’ was unclear to Dan. They were best friends, but sometimes Dan thought there was more. Their cuddles just lasted a little too long. But then again it may just be wishful thinking. —– Fifty-seven, fifty-eight, fifty-nine… twelve o'clock. Phil had said he’d be home by twelve. Dan couldn’t help but always wait for Phil to come home when he’d gone out. Not that he’d let Phil know, he’d do it secretely by simply staying awake in bed until he’d hear Phil enter their apartment. He just had to be sure Phil got home safely. Probably because Phil was the only thing in his life that could sometimes make him smile and actually feel good and he just had to be sure that his only source of gladness was sage. Pathetic, he thought of himself. Phil’s an adult, not a kid. Stop treating him like a baby. He isn’t a baby. He isn’t your baby. He isn’t yours. Just as he got lost in his own self-destructing thoughts again, as he’d do every night, he heard a door click. Then something fell on the floor. Now he was sure it was Phil, as Phil would always drop something on the floor when he came home. Some kind of undiscovered and useless talent. But Phil was home, and now he could sleep. —– Three knocks. Dan groaned. What the fuck? He had finally fallen asleep. Was this death to tell him his life was finally over? 'Dan?’ Suddenly Dan was completely awake. He looked at the clock and saw it was only one o'clock. 'Phil, what’s wrong?’ Dan sat up straight in his bed. 'You’re asking me!?’ He sounded angry. 'What the fuck? Phil, I haven’t done anything and it’s midnight! If you won’t explain then go away please.’ 'If only you gave me the time to explain!’ 'Can’t it wait till the fucking morning?’ 'No!’ Dan didn’t feel like yelling back again. Not at Phil. Phil was never angry, especially not with Dan, so this kinda scared him. 'Let’s talk in the living room, Phil.’ 'No, let’s do it here. Dan….’ Phil sighed. 'Why are you destructing yourself?’ Silence. Dan could count the seconds, but didn’t. More important things were happening. 'What are you even talking about!?’ 'Dan, I’ve seen for months you’re not well. But since this week it’s going downhill so fast…’ 'Excuse me!?’ Dan so didn’t feel like having this conversation. Phil shouldn’t and wouldn’t know. 'Dan… I- I’ve seen it. The scale. I mean, that you are trying to lose weight.’ 'That’s fucking bullshit!’ 'You moved the toothbrush. That I placed on it. So you have weighed yourself. A lot, actually. Don’t lie, I know.’ Dan was shocked. Stunned. Numb.  'Dan, I only want to-’ 'WHY do you interfere with my life!? Just keep your head out of my business Phil!! I can’t believe you!’ 'You’re skinny. I don’t want you to kill yourself.’ 'Please get out of my room. How dare you!’ 'Dan, please-’ 'I said get OUT. You clearly don’t give a fuck about my privacy or me-’ And that’s when Phil walked, almost ran from the door towards Dan and forced his lips on Dan’s. Rough, yet full of love. Angry, but so soft. Their lips slided against each other and the feeling warmed Dan up inside. Phil grabbed Dan’s neck and automatically Dan’s hand went to Phil’s back. They bit each other’s lips and grabbed each other harder to be closer. It was very wet and full of all the emotions they had both recently felt. Suddenly Dan felt tears rolling over his cheeks. Phil probably tasted the salt in their kisses, as he looked up to see Dan crying. 'Phil… I’m so confused.'  Phil hugged Dan, who placed his head in the crook of Phil’s shoulder. 'I understand, Dan. Fuck, why do you destroy yourself? You’re so precious. So amazing, so full of love and kindness.’ 'I don’t know, Phil, I don’t know.'  'You have weighed yourself more than fifty times. I counted.’ 'Please don’t count everything I do. Ever. Not anymore.’ 'I can’t promise that if you’re still doing that yourself.’ 'What do you mean?’ 'Dan, can’t you see? You are the only one measuring yourself, hating you. That’s because you measure everthing about you. Not because other people or other things do that.’ 'I can’t stop counting, Phil.’ 'Maybe not. But you can stop counting that. You should start counting other things.’ 'Like?’ Phil kissed him. 'Like how many kisses I will give you from now on each day.'  Dan smiled. 'Or how many times… I make you laugh!’ And with that Phil started tickling Dan’s tummy. 'PHIL! PHI- STOP!!’ Dan laughed and Phil stopped. 'Or… how many times I will tell you I love you?’ Phil spoke, with slight hesitation. 'Why was there a question mark?’ 'Because I wasn’t sure how you’d react…’ 'I love you, Phil.’ 'I love you too, Dan.’ They both smiled. —– 'Phil?’ 'Yeah?’ It was twenty minutes later. They’d just been sitting on Dan’s bed, talking calmly and sometimes share little kisses. 'Will you stay here with me? Tonight? Just to- sleep?’ 'Yes, under one condition…’ 'Which is?’ 'Wait here.’ Phil stood up from the bed and walked out of the bedroom. A minute later he came back with a strawberry.  'Eat this and then I’ll stay here for the night.’ Dan hesitated. 'For me?’ Phil added. Dan smiled. 'Okay…’ Phil handed him the strawberry, which he ate, while still smiling. 'Tastes good.’ Phil snuck in the bed besides Dan and pulled the blankets over the both of them. 'We’ll get through this, Dan, together. I love you.’ 'Seven.’ 'What?’ 'You said you loved me seven times today. I counted’
438. "Don't give up on us" (Requested)
  • Harry: You've done your best to stay away from social media and gossip but tonight when you were with your friends and someone flipped through the channels and stopped when they saw Harry's name, that changed. 'Harry Styles' new mystery girl.' You heard stuff like this all the time and it wouldn't have phased you if it weren't for the video. They were close, really close, whispering and giggling in some nightclub and then they walked out and he grabbed for her hand and led her into the car. You could feel all of your friends watching you, waiting for a reaction but all you could do for a while was try to blink away the tears forming in your eyes. Eventually you stood up and excused yourself to the bathroom to call Harry. The longer it took for him to answer to harder you started to cry. "Hiya babe!" His voice was sleepy. You couldn't talk, you just quietly sobbed on the other end. "Hello? Love, are you there? You okay ? Are you crying? What happened? Dammit (Y/N) answer me." The fact that he didn't know why you were upset only made you angry. "It's over. I'm done." Your voice was quiet but stern. "What? (Y/N) please. What did I do? You can't just give up on us, please talk to me."
  • Liam: It's been almost a week since you've talked to Liam. They only time you heard from his was when he texted and said 'sooo busy. call soon xx.' You really tried to be understanding but when things got like this it was hard. All you really wanted was to hear his voice but he just didn't have the time. When he finally did call you tried your best not to be angry with him but he wasn't making it easy for you. "Well hello stranger." you teased. "C'mon (Y/N) I've had a long day I don't need your shit too," he snapped at you. "Then maybe you shouldn't have called." "Maybe your right." That's what pushed you over the edge. "Well then maybe this just isn't meant to work out." You could hear him shifting in his seat. "What? That's not what I meant, I'm just crabby..." you cut him off. "I get that. And so am I but I'm not taking it out on you. I'm so done with the excuses Liam, its not fair." You didn't give yourself enough time to process what you were saying you just said it. "(Y/N)" His voice cracked, "Please don't do this. I'm so sorry, really. I'll get better I promise, just please don't give up on us."
  • Louis: It's the longest you and Louis have gone without seeing each other and it's really taken a toll on your relationship. "I miss you so much love. Just come see me." You can practically hear him pouting on the other end. "I miss you too Lou. And you know if I would if I could." But that's not good enough for him. "C'mon, I can get you the next flight out here. You'll be in my arms by morning." You didn't mean to get so angry with him, you just hate when he talks like whatever you're doing isn't nearly as important as him so you should be the one to compromise. "I have a life here Louis. School and internship, that will hopefully turn into a job, sure it's not your glamorous rockstar lifestyle but it's my life and I can't just give it up." You snapped. "I didn't say that." You could hear him getting frustrated. "But it's what you meant. It's what you always mean. I love you but I'm not going to give up my life and future and if that's what you want then this isn't going to work." You could feel the knot building inside your chest. "(Y/N) that's not-I don't-please don't say that. Don't give up on us."
  • Niall: You've been standing in front of the mirror for what seems to be hours; poking, pulling, and prodding at your curves. Whenever you're feeling down on yourself you can always find thousands of people who are more than willing to help point out your flaws. You've been so upset lately and without Niall around to pick you back up, things have gotten bad. You've hardly slept, you can't focus at work, all you could think about was how you weren't good enough for Niall and about everything you're insecure of. When the tears started streaming down your cheeks your phone rang, it was Niall of course. "Hey baby girl! I can't wait for you to come visit...." He was his happy-go-lucky self and you were miserable, he didn't deserve this. "Look Niall," you cut him off. "I think- I just can't do this anymore. It's not fair to you." you croaked. "Whaddya mean?" his voice was small and quiet. "I'm not good for you." "That's for me to decide." He sounded angry now. "Ni, please..." This time he cut you off, "No (Y/N) you can't just...just don't give up on us."
  • Zayn: You've been at each other's throats all week. All you wanted to do when you got home was relax, but Zayn made sure that wouldn't happen. You walked into your house, music blasting, people everywhere and a mixture of alcohol and smoke filled the air. You walked into the kitchen to find Zayn playing beer pong. You stood in front of him waiting for him to explain himself but he never did. "Are you fucking kidding me?" You finally blurted out just when he was throwing the tiny plastic ball, causing it to fall short. "Fuck!" He directed towards you. "What?" He stared at you blankly. You shook your head and ran to your room, you knew Zayn was behind you. You went into your closet and started to pack a bag. "What are you doing?" Zayn stepped towards you. "I'm gonna stay with my sister, clear my head." By now you were fighting back tears. "(Y/N) please. Don't leave." He reached out for you but you pulled away. "I can't keep doing this." You were almost whispering. He stepped closer to you and reached for your cheek, this time you let his fingers brush away your tears. "Please just don't give up on me, on us..."

anonymous asked:

Dear Amy Rose: I'ver never found anyone who does Sterek better than you. I've never found anyone that does a lot of things better than you — like fluff — your fluff is some of the best i've ever read. anyway, it's my bday today (yesterday), and it's been an odd one. any chance I can ask you for some lovely break up/make up fic? I'm craving your version of angst/pining/fluff like mad. Plus-- I always need Sterek. Extra extra love if there's werewolves and (post season 2) canon. — Sincerely, Jen

i’m sorry this is a very late response, jen, i turned this prompt into the twister au i’ve always wanted to write (feuding exes but with plenty of pining) and it got super super long. i hope it was worth the weight and i hope you had a wonderful birthday! i’ve posted it on ao3 at the advice of others, as it is 24k, but if you would like me to post it all to tumblr let me know!


“You’re all headed out to Oklahoma in a week.”

Derek snaps his head up, stares at him in horror, “No, boss.”

Yes,” Finstock insists in a steely voice. “The NSSL have been on at us for a year about some decent exposure, and I think you’re just the team to do it.”

“I haven’t done weather since college,” Derek protests.

Boyd snorts again, presumably because he’s thinking back to the time when Derek and the weather last collided and he…. well, did the guy into the weather for a brief, wonderful, terribly foolish time. But, Boyd needs to shut up before Derek punches him on the nose.

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A little self positivity and promo fun. List your 5 favorite fics and/or art pieces that you’ve done so far(and say why if you want) and then tag some friends!

1. This is one of my favourites done recently. I really like the details, and the shift of the style that happened. Also I generally like such flower ornaments, and such pseudo-artsy compositions and elements. I really want to play more with this style, but I guess it doesn’t fit OPM at all orz. There are still mistakes, I need to find out what kind of line thickness I should use. For example here, hair might have been done using too thin lines, and as such gets really pixaleted and unreadable after scaling down the picture.

2. Still best coloring I’ve done recently. Oh sure she’s still kind of 2D I could work more on better shadows and contrast.. but I kinda like the low contrast, not overly shiny version. I’d fix her hair and stuff, but I kinda want to paint something so soft and pretty again. I need to start drawing other stuff than OPM I know. But I love the fandom so much, can’t quit it.

3. In a sense this was my first Genos. He doesn’t even yet look much like Genos, it was before I got more practice drawing him haha. But I really like it as a painting.  The colors, the shading. Also his eyes were a lot of fun. Could use work on hair.

4. Another case of I WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN. No seriously I was on such a roll initially and drew like 4 pairing pictures. in week or two. Then I lost it, and I no longer can do that sensualy pairingy things. OTL. I guess I started making them more like the dorks they are but…. COME BACK TO MEEEEEE

5. Speaking of dorks, yeah this is how I more started to portray them later hahaha. I really like the soft and simple coloring here. I want to experiment with this too, because I miss color works, but at the same don’t have much time for fully rendered pieces like no 2.

I don’t know how to people. I’m afraid of tagging people s-s-so if you want to take it, and do the meme please do!

kalyllia  asked:

I'm not exactly sure where to put a tumbler prompt but we'll... I've always wondered what Clara's students would think of their teacher being completely clever and baddass. Can you do a one-shot on this?

I’ve done a few student POV stories before, so I was working for something a little different, a bit more ‘fairy tale’, and I hope you like how this turned out.  

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vegangodess  asked:

Hi! I'm new to Wicca, however, I have been trying to be in tune with my energies and also the energies around me. I am really getting into this but I'm scared to do any spells. I don't quite know what I need and any easy spells for me to do. If you know what I could do to ease me into spell casting pls let me know! I am so enthusiastic about this and I'm so happy I've found Wicca. I just need to find a way to get into the spells! Thank you! Blessed be 💜

Hello there vegangoddess, I hope that you are doing well.I am sorry that this has taken me so long to get to, but my partners longest round of chemo happened last week and since we can’t go out for the holidays…everyone decided to stop by and wish us well. It’s been a madhouse around here.

Okay, I am answering this one first today because it seems pretty necessary to touch on this subject. I want every single follower I have to read this and understand this.

-You DO NOT have to practice Wicca to cast spells.-


-Casting spells does not make you Wiccan.-

Your message seems to use the words fairly interchangeably and it will be easiest on you if you know that these are separate things from as early on in your path as possible.

*Wicca is the belief in the God and the Goddess and an adherence to the Rede and the Three Fold Law.

*Spell casting is manipulation of energy (or energies) in order to cause something to happen.

You do NOT need to find a way to “Get into the spells”. If you want to learn witchcraft and incorporate that into your life and your religion then that’s awesome. But NEVER feel like you have to be one in order to do the other.

This goes for all of you.

Now, for my next bit of advice: Spellcasting takes practice. I know that Hollywood has given us this idea that if we just say the right thing on the right night, under the whatever moon beam astrological connection, stir the stuff, and harken to the elements you are going to make blasty things happen.

That’s like an artist sitting down with a pencil and expecting to draw like Rembrandt. While it could happen…it’s not likely to.

Take baby steps. Find out what kind of spell casting works for you. Find out where your talents are and how to best use them for what you want to accomplish.

How can someone do this? Well that takes a trip down the lane of Self Exploration.

Ask yourself the following:

  • What are you drawn to?
  • What are your natural talents
  • What do you like to do?
  • What do you know?

I heard a phrase once, “Everything, done right, can be magic.” And rarely have I heard something so true. Music, art, cooking, writing, planting, harvesting, singing, digging,sewing,…the list goes on and on. All of these things, done in a certain way, can become a basis for spell work and magic.

This is why I sell my services as an ink-witch. Spells have to resonate with the person. If you find something online there is a chance that it could work…it probably worked for the author of the spell…but that doesn’t mean that it will work for you.

I can tell you that if you want to bring romantic love into your life you should place the petals of a rose around a rose quartz crystal in your cauldron. But if crystal magic is not your bag…then this spell may not resonate with your own personal energy. Or if you are best at water based spells,or have a penchant for making oils, I would have given you a recipe for that instead.

Also, you just doing these things isn’t…really the best way to go about it. If you don’t understand why you are using the items that you are using then you might not call or use the energy of these ingredients/tools properly. Using the ‘love spell’ analogy from the previous paragraph…if you don’t know that it’s a red rose is associate with passion (not love) you may pick up that one…rather than a pink one (which is associated with romantic love).

Do you see the complications here?

While I’m not firmly against finding your spells on the internet, I am not a fan of someone who is learning finding spells on the internet. The inherent problem is most of the people who have been around the spell-block a few times are making their own spells because they know a thing or fifty about what they are doing.

So after this ridiculously long response, it is my advice to you to research, practice, learn, and develop yourself as a witch (if that’s truly what you want to do) and Wicca (as a aspect of yourself separate from your spellcasting at least at first.) then, when you are ready, start casting.

Marina & The Diamonds sentence starters
  • "The good are never easy, the easy never good."
  • "Love... it never happens like you think it really should."
  • "Deception and perfection are wonderful traits."
  • "I don't belong to anyone."
  • "They call me homewrecker."
  • "We're all very lovely 'til we get to know each other."
  • "We're all very lovely 'til we get to know each other, as we stop becoming friends and we start becoming lovers."
  • "I'm only happy when I'm on the run."
  • "I break a million hearts just for fun."
  • "I guess you could say that my life's a mess."
  • I guess you could say that my life's a mess, but I'm still looking pretty in this dress."
  • "I'm the image of deception."
  • "Instead of love and trust and laughter what you get is happy never after."
  • "Deep down, all you want is love."
  • "We cannot escape the past, so you and I will never last."
  • "Don't get on my bad side, I can work a gun."
  • "Hop into the backseat, baby, I'll show you some fun."
  • "These people are weird in here."
  • "Just because you know my name, doesn't mean you know my game."
  • "I'm in the wrong place."
  • "I'm a fucking wild card."
  • "All I know is I cannot pretend."
  • "I wanna be immortal."
  • "I wanna live forever in your heart."
  • "We'll always be together, from the end to the start."
  • "When you love somebody, they'll always leave too soon."
  • "I wanna mean something to somebody else."
  • "The only thing that doesn't die is love."
  • "They say you used to be so kind."
  • "I never knew you had such a dirty mind."
  • "You're just a little bit too much like me."
  • "I wanna tell you a secret."
  • "You can take your double standard, love, and keep it."
  • "Won't you quit your crying? I can't sleep."
  • "I want to wipe out all the sad ideas that come to me when I am holding you."
  • "People are staring, time to go quick."
  • "Can't let your cold heart be free."
  • "I wanna erase every nasty thought that bugs me every day of every week."
  • "You never told me what it was that made you strong and what it was that made you weak."
  • "I know that I can’t have it all."
  • "I know I’m playing with your heart."
  • "I could treat you better but I’m not that smart."
  • "It isn’t fair and it isn’t right to lead you on like it’s all alright."
  • "You still mean everything to me, but I wanna be free."
  • "I'll ruin you."
  • "I’ve been doing things I shouldn’t do."
  • "It’s difficult to move on."
  • "You still can’t look me in the eye."
  • "I’ve had my share of beautiful men."
  • "I’m still young and I wanna love again."
  • "Babe, I’m gonna ruin you if you let me stay."
  • "It doesn’t feel fair then I’m planning to move on and you’re still standing there."
  • "Easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind."
  • "Girls are not meant to fight dirty."
  • "Is there any possibility you'll quit gossiping about me?"
  • "I’m sick and tired of all your preaching."
  • "I know you only want to own me."
  • "You tell me one thing and do another."
  • "I live my life in bitterness and fill my heart with emptiness."
  • "There is no crime in being kind."
  • "Not everyone is out to screw you over."
  • "You don't have to live your life in fear."
  • "I wanna feel like I am floating."
  • "I'm done with tryin' to have it all and endin' up with not much at all."
  • "All I ever wanted was the world."
  • "I can't help that I need it all."
  • "You say that I'm kinda difficult, but it's always someone else's fault."
  • "Got you wrapped around my finger, babe."
  • "You can count on me to misbehave."
  • "Would you do anything for me?"
  • "I know I've got a big ego, I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though."
  • "I wanna be adored."
  • "Take a picture, I'm with the boys."
  • "Get what I want 'cause I ask for it. Not because I'm really that deserving of it."
  • "In the lime light I want to stay."
  • "Anything for the crown."
  • "I’m not yours to keep."
  • "You don’t know me that well."
  • "All my life I’ve been so lonely."
  • "We come alone and alone we die."
  • "Don’t care if you think I’m dumb, I don’t care at all."
  • "I’m the girl you’d die for."
  • "I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out 'cause that’s what young love is all about."
  • "I met a boy. He made my dull heart light up with joy."
  • "We fell apart."
  • "I think you're gonna be my biggest fan."
  • "Nothing is provocative anymore."
  • "Question what the TV tells you, question what a pop star sells you."
  • "Question mom and question dad, question good and question bad."
  • "You're never gonna love me, so what's the use?"
  • "What's the point in playing a game you're gonna lose?"
  • "You're too proud to say that you've made a mistake."
  • "You're a coward 'til the end."
  • I don't wanna admit that we're not gonna fit."
  • "I'm not the type that you like."
  • "I can't let you go."
  • "I just want it to be perfect... to believe it's all been worth the fight."
  • "You only ever touch me in the dark."
  • "Only if we're drinking can you see my spark."
  • "I wanna stay inside all day."
  • "I want the world to go away."
  • "I wanna drink until I ache."
  • "I wanna make a big mistake."
  • "I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist."
  • "Oh, God! I’m gonna die alone."
  • "Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?"
  • "Give a little, get a lot. That’s just how you are with love."
  • "You may be good looking, but you’re not a piece of art."
  • "I'm gonna make you fall."
  • "Women and men we are the same, but love will always be a game."
  • "A human vulnerability doesn't mean that I am weak."
  • "I would sell my sorry soul, if I could have it all."
  • "All I really want is to be wonderful."
  • "People in this town, they can be so cruel."
  • "If only you knew, my dear, how I live my life in fear."
  • "Did I really deserve it?"
  • "I haven't lived life, I haven't lived love."
  • "Got bubble wrap around my heart, waiting for my life to start."
  • "I do not give a damn if you don't believe."
  • "It's my problem that I never am happy."
  • "Are you satisfied with an average life?"
  • "Baby, nothing comes for free."
  • "It's my problem if I wanna pack up and run away."
  • "It's my business if I feel the need to smoke and drink and sway."
  • "It's my problem if I have no friends and feel I want to die."
  • "This better be worth my while."
  • "I feel numb most of the time."
  • "I can't open up and cry 'cause I've been silent all my life."
  • "I need a friend."
  • "I'm no good to anyone."
  • "All I care about is being number one."
  • "I lie in bed, I hate my guts."
  • "It only takes two lonely people to fuck love up and make it evil."
  • "It only takes a drop of evil to fuck up two beautiful people."
  • "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
  • "Every kiss you give me makes me sicker."
  • "You're the best I've ever seen."
  • "Hollywood infected your brain."
  • "You wanted kissing in the rain."
  • "Your mind is just like mine."
  • "Baby, I'm gonna leave you drowning until you reach for my hand."
  • "I'm the one who left you, you're not the one who left me."
  • "I want you to die for my love."
  • "I take one look at you and I grow cold."
  • "Love is all that I fear."
  • "Ready to be let down."
  • "You were embarrassed of me 'cause I used my tongue freely."
  • "She's got all the personality of a lemon that has been truly sucked dry."
  • "You don't know fuck about my family."
  • "Never felt like a princess."
  • "You're hard to hug, tough to talk to."
  • "The only time you open up is when we get undressed."
  • "You don't love me, big fucking deal."
  • "Sometimes I ignore you, so I feel in control."
  • "I adore you, and I can't leave you alone."
  • "Come on, baby, let's just get drunk, forget we don't get on."
  • "Before the start began, I always saw the end."
  • "I wait for you to open up, to give yourself to me, but nothing's ever gonna give."
  • "Just don't get attached to somebody you could lose."
  • "Boys they like a little danger."
  • "I love you... At least I think I do."
  • "Sleep is not my friend."
  • "I go to bed feeling bad, that I'm the reason that you're sad."
  • "Do you want to be with somebody like me?"
  • "I feel like if I'm too kind, then you will only change your mind."
  • "Take advantage of my heart, and I'll go back into the dark."
  • "Love will never be forever, feelings are just like the weather."
  • "You've been acting awful tough lately... but inside, you're just a little baby."
  • "You don't always have to be on top."
  • "Better to be hated than loved for what you're not."
  • "You are not a robot."
  • "You're lovable, so lovable, but you're just troubled."
  • "Guess what? I'm not a robot."
  • "You've been hanging with the unloved kids, who you never really liked and you never trusted."
  • "You are so magnetic."
  • "Don't be so pathetic, just open up."
  • "We’ve broken up and now I regret it."
  • "I said goodbye when I shouldn’t have said it."
  • "No, I don’t love you."
  • "I just want to be held when I’m scared."
  • "Don't do love, don't do friends, I'm only after success."
  • "I just want to make a change."
  • "I know exactly what I want and who I want to be."
  • "If I fail, I'll fall apart."
  • "I feel like I'm the worst, so I always act like I'm the best."
  • "If you are not very careful, your possessions will possess you."
  • "TV taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal."
where the heart is;

(agents of shield // skye/ward // gen // ff.net // ao3)

// in which Skye has a child who grows up trying to deal with her parents’ seriously messed up relationship.

(part ii of home is)

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