i'm not high i'm just sick

the one upside of going in to work croakingly, voicelessly sick is it subconsciously triggers everyone’s Oops Leave Her Alone reflex.

This is A++ on a day when we’re turning customers away left and right because of a miscommunication. 

Without even consciously deciding this was the procedure, all my coworkers send the angry customers over to me, I get three words into croaking out something about “the PoLicY”, the customers give up and go away unhappy but not willing to bother the poor sick manager.

win/win

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I don’t know who the fuck decided to spread this rumor around, but suddenly pics like these are showing up all over the Internet and I need to say something about this:

THERE IS NO SEASON 2 OF OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB HAPPENING ANY TIME SOON

There’s no way I can be any clearer about this. For the first pic, if anyone even tried to click on the link or look up the website, they would have learned that IT’S A FUCKING TROLLING WEBSITE FULL OF FAKE ARTICLES. And even if you didn’t look it up, the fact that they even give a WAY-TOO-SPECIFIC DATE is an obvious clue that it’s not real. If there really was a season 2 in production, they might give an estimated year, but they’d never give a full air date two years in advance. Come on, think people. They don’t even do that for movies.

As for the second pic, just fucking look up the damn website, Shareonfb. Right on the front it says “Create fake stories and prank your friends!” You can’t get any more obvious than that people.

Unless you see an article posted by Anime News Network, Crunchyroll, Kotaku, and other reliable anime news sites, DON’T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD YOU HEAR OR READ. THERE IS NO CONFIRMATION THAT OURAN WILL GET A SEASON 2 IN THE NEAR FUTURE OR AT ALL. This goes for any other anime continuations. Of course we want a season 2! It would be great if they continued to follow Bisco Hatori’s beloved story until the end! But if you see something like this pop up, YOU NEED TO DO SOME RESEARCH BEFORE SPREADING IT AROUND. ALL IT DOES IS CAUSE CONFUSION, FALSE HOPE, AND MAKE PEOPLE VERY ANGRY.

AND TO THOSE WHO KEEP TAKING SCREEN CAPS OF THE FAKE ARTICLES AND POSTING THEM EVERYWHERE, CAUSING EVEN MORE CONFUSION, STOP. JUST FUCKING STOP. PRANKING YOUR FRIENDS IS ONE THING, BUT PRANKING AN ENTIRE FANDOM IS DIFFERENT. YOU’RE NOT DOING ANYONE A FAVOR BY BEING A DICK.

Thank you and have a good day.

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Sometimes my train just gets outta control and eventually goes off the rails completely. That’s what happened here ehehe. Illustrations for @ceruleancynic’s terrible high school Kylux AU Boys on the Radio chapter 5. All dialogue is naturally lifted straight from the fic.

Also this.

Men who are basically high-profile, highly-paid fanfic authors themselves need to step the hell away from the sweeping, generalized fandom-bashing and that article about how girls and gays are ruining entertainment.

Yes, one is gay himself, and the other has a gay best friend; that doesn’t absolve them from homophobic statements, opinions, or actions. Saying “I think women are amazing!” doesn’t absolve them from misogyny, either.

Physicians, heal thyselves.