i'm not here right now i'm at my dads

Most people working in customer service hate rude clients, but I personally love them because I have a very dry humour and I mean how can I resist being a smartass to people who like to be rude? My absolute pleasure.
I used to work at my father’s business, which is a private medical clinic. Some exams are covered by the gov, some are not. Prices can range from 100$ to 1300$ and even more (though when it’s more we usually split up the exams). I would work at night and on weekends, which meant I was alone at the front desk, two or three other employees in the back.
One night it was very slow so the two other employees were sat out in the front with me, and we talked as I did my chores. In walks a man, maybe in his thirties. You can just tell he is very despicable but I just smile brightly, welcome him and ask to see his doctor’s paper. I take a look and see it’s for an MRI, meaning ai have to fill a document with his information to have a tech approve it. It’s for his right knee so I confirm with him as I’m writing it down.
Him: could it be possible to add the left knee? Just to compare.
Me: i’m sorry we can’t, that’s illegal. You should ask your doctor and if he sees it to be pertinent he’ll prescribe the exam.
Him: okay but I forgot I can just pay for it!
Me: that’s an additional 650$, and I just told you it’s illegal.
Him: but you can just check it on the paper before you scan it into the computer.
Me: again, sir, I can’t do that because it’s illegal.
Him: I’ll do it then.
Me: but I know of your intention and I’ll just put a note in your file about it to make sure.
Him: come on , I won’t tell your mother!
Me (getting quite irritated): no but I certainly will tell my dad.
Him: what’s it to me?
Me: this is my father’s business. He owns it. Now I need your signature right here.

His face totally fell and the other two employees had to leave because they were laughing so bad.

Astoria: a track by track review
  • Astoria: Josh has been possessed by Freddy Mercury and I am here for it
  • Burning Up: how
  • Yesterday: I'm dancing like a drunk dad at a barbecue
  • One Love: who hurt him who hurt my son
  • This Means War: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now
  • Dearly Departed: who hurt my son part 2
  • Shut Up and Kiss Me: how did this Jackson Five track get into my itunes library
  • Forget Me Not: I'm not going to make fun of this one sorry
  • Wildfire: it's like Desperate Measures but SPICIER
  • While We're Young: put this down as my cause of death
  • End of An Era: WITNESS ME
  • Mark: AH! Mr. Zhang! What are you doing in the NCT dorms
  • Lay: Shhh... I'm avoiding discussing politics with my group.
  • Johnny: Hey yeah I have a question about that actually -
  • Lay: Shhh very secret much hiding
  • Johnny: Okay but -
  • Lay: I'm not here!
  • Mark: This is great! Can you tell Minseok not to forget to play catch with me?
  • Lay: UH WOW LOOK AT THE TIME... son, your father and I are very busy... -stuffing Winwin in his bag- and I have to leave right now immediately.
  • Mark: But he promised! And hey that's ours!
  • Johnny: There, there... don't you have another dad?
  • Mark: Oh yeah! I should text him! He's probably just sitting around in China pretending not to have a son with a kpop idol. Gotta love him.
  • Mark: Different Mark
  • Taeyong: Okay sure but my scandal punch card only needs three more before I can -
  • Winwin: Bye guys I'm going to meet Sehun :)
  • Lay: Shhh I was never here
Heathers: the Musical "Beautiful" Starter Pack.
  • "I believe I'm a good person."
  • "I think there's good in everyone."
  • "Here we are, first day of senior year!"
  • "What happened?"
  • "Freak!"
  • "Slut!"
  • "Burn-out!"
  • "Bug-eyes!"
  • "We were so tiny, happy and shiny . . . "
  • "Loser!"
  • "Shortbus!"
  • "Bull-dyke!"
  • "Stuck-up!"
  • "Hunchback!"
  • "Then we got bigger, that was the trigger."
  • "Welcome to my school."
  • "This ain't no high school."
  • "This is the Thunderdome."
  • "Hold your breath."
  • "Count the days."
  • "We're graduating soon."
  • "College will be paradise."
  • "I know life can be beautiful."
  • "I pray for a better way."
  • "If we changed back then, we can change again."
  • "We can be beautiful . . ."
  • "Hey, are you okay?"
  • "Get away, nerd!"
  • "Watch it!"
  • "Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!"
  • "Agh! . . . Hey, _____. "
  • "We on for movie night?"
  • "Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?"
  • "I'm a sucker for a happy ending!"
  • "_______! Wide load!"
  • "Hey! Pick that up right now!"
  • "I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?"
  • "I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend."
  • "You're a high school has-been waiting to happen."
  • "You got a zit right there."
  • "Why do they hate me?"
  • "Why don't I fight back?"
  • "Why do I act like such a creep?"
  • "Why won't he date me?"
  • "Why did I hit him?"
  • "Why do I cry myself to sleep?"
  • "Somebody hug me!"
  • "Somebody fix me!"
  • "Send me a sign, God!"
  • "Give me some hope, here!"
  • "Her dad's loaded - he sells engagement rings."
  • "Her mom did pay for implants."
  • "______, The Almighty."
  • "She is a mythic bitch!"
  • "I'd give anything to be like that."
  • "Grow up, _________ Bulimia is so '87."
  • "Maybe you should see a doctor, ________."
  • "I crave a boon."
  • "Shut up, ________!"
  • "For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure."
  • "If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important."
  • "You could stand to lose a few pounds."
  • "Out of my way, geek!"
  • "I don't want trouble!"
  • "You're gonna die at 3PM!"
  • "Don't you dare touch me!"
  • "Get away, pervert!"
  • "What did I ever do to them?"
  • "Who could survive this?"
  • "I can't escape this!"
  • "I think I'm dying!"
  • "You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!"
  • "Ask me how it feels lookin' like Hell on wheels!"
  • "It's a beautiful fricken' day!"
  • Stacker: You were my first choice. All the other Mark 3 pilots are dead.
  • Mako: I don't think you're the right man for this mission.
  • Chuck: You slow me down, I'm gonna drop you like a sack of Kaiju shit.
  • Herc: I'm sorry about your brother. Now come sit with us, there's plenty of room at our table. Here, just take my son's food, I'll take good care of ya. Have any family left? Can I adopt you? Raised Chuck on my own. Smart kid, but I never knew whether to give him a hug or a kick in the arse. Now maybe if he had a friend...
  • Chuck: Dad. Dad please stahp.

Who will I be for my daughter? This little baby, she means the world to me
Will I relive their mistakes? Or do things the right way? For her sake!

I am free now. Free to live without my fears. I believe now. There’s a reason why I’m here.

Being an artist with non-artistic parents
  • Mom: *sees a piece of artwork* you could do that if you wanted to
  • me: y-yeah I mean ? Not really but ok alright
  • Dad: *looking at abstract art in a museum*
  • Dad: *loudly* I could do this in my sleep. It's just colors here and there all willy nilly. Let's go get lunch
  • Me: please.... Just :-) stop
  • Mom: so how's your... Um... Doodling?
  • Me: no
  • Mom: sketch...ing? D-drawing? How's the art coming
  • Me: it's going good I'm working on a new piece right now
  • Mom: oh that's nice honey I'm glad you have a hobby finally
  • Me: :0)yep
  • Dad: wait so how do you make a living as an artist if you're not a painter
  • Me: I- ...do you know what art is?

anonymous asked:

Emery, I am so sad. I am tired of distracting myself to stop feeling it. I'm tired of telling doctors about it and I am tired of being told that what I'm feeling is normal and I'm tired of my dad thinking it's not real and my mom saying she felt a lot better when she wasn't on medication and I'm tired of no one loving me when I really need to be loved and I'm tired of everyone leaving. I know you're going through a lot right now so it's okay if you can't answer this. But where do I go from here?

I think now is the time for you to start listening to yourself more and less to what everyone else is saying to you. I know love is important and I know it hurts that people always leave, but that’s just the risk we take in loving at all. Whenever somebody leaves, it makes so much space for everything else that is coming. And know that when somebody lesves, it is not a reflection of you. It doesn’t mean something is wrong with you. It is just where that person is in life. It just just where they need to go next. You just have to have faith in something. Anything at all. I think that it’s important in every single situation to let yourself feel what you’re feeling. You have to practice separating thoughts from feelings and then begin to understand where they’re coming from and why they’re coming from that place. Be conscious of what makes you feel good and what makes you feel bad. When you can keep track of those things, you can weed out the negative some more or at least control it a little bit. I know that we all have circumstances in our lives that we can’t change that hurt us as well, and that is just something that we have to learn to accept. Life fucking sucks and it also really is so incredible and you can’t avoid either of those thins, you can’t avoid life and you can’t avoid how it makes you feel. The most important things I’ve done for myself are to keep busy with things that contribute to my personal growth, I listen to and follow my intuition, I let myself be constantly vulnerable, and I let myself find comfort in certain people and give comfort as well. I don’t know what exactly is wrong but I think the most important thing right now would be to listen to yourself openly. You know what you need to do, you just have to dig your way through the layers of other things to hear yourself clearly.