I’ve been wanting to tell this story for a while, but I knew it would be a pretty long post. But tonight I’m bored and I can’t sleep, so I decided to go ahead and post the Cody Simpson Doll Story.
So, 2 of my cousins, my brother and I go Black Friday shopping every year. We never go to any of the super crowded stores and we usually end up just buying a bunch of random dumb shit. Last year, I bought a diecast car, a book and two bags of candy. My brother bought a deck of cards. My cousin bought Adventure Time on DVD
My point is, we’re not like serious black Friday shoppers or whatever.
Anyway, one year we went to Toys R Us. My cousin wanted a video game and he thought Gamestop would be too crowded. He got the game and he and my brother got in line to pay for it, meanwhile my other cousin and I went to look around the store.
Apparently, an employee asked my cousin and my brother if they wanted to buy a Cody Simpson doll for $1. For some godforsaken reason, they said yes and bought it.
But they didn’t tell me about it.
I was told later that they had decided “Hey let’s give this to Chance for Christmas.”
But they forgot because they’re dumbasses.
Then they remembered again and were like “well, I guess we could give it to Chance for her birthday in January.”
They forgot again. Like I said, they’re dumbasses.
They finally remembered sometime in April. My cousin threw a random gift bag at my face and told me he wanted whatever was in that bag to be my “family heirloom”.
He made a huge deal about it. He gave a speech.
I opened the bag and lo and behold. It was the Cody Simpson doll.
I ended up keeping it, mostly because my cousin yelled at me for trying to throw it away.
But also because I felt like I might need it later.
My cousin was graduating high school that year and I was supposed to give him a graduation present.
I’m sure you can tell where this is going.
I gave him the doll. He laughed and joked that he would keep it in his dorm. I thought that was the end of it.
Fast forward to that summer. We were at some restaurant, when my cousin just randomly asked me if I remembered the Cody Simpson doll.
Of course, I said yes.
So, he decided to explain what had happened to it.
Apparently he tore the doll into pieces and hid its body parts all over my Aunt’s house for my other cousins to find while they were home from college.It started with my other cousin finding a decapitated doll head in his bedroom watching him sleep.
After that, they started hiding the body parts from each other. It became like some kind of weird ass game.
I’m pretty sure some of its body parts got set on fire at some point
I think my poor Aunt is still finding tiny plastic body parts in her house 3 years later.