i'm not funny i know i'm bored

When people start hating on the crackships and their shippers but we’re just here for fun and cuteness and squiggles.

Originally posted by outlast-the-ignoranceee

magnificent-winged-beast  asked:

Hey, how you doing? Any news today? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

*nothing, not much, it’s all been pretty boring tbh ;)*

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 3
  • -Song Edition-
  • Person 1: Omg! Someone call the doctor! This guy is choking!
  • Me: ~SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR~
  • Person 1: ...I just said that
  • Me: ~NAL BUTJAPGO MALHAEJWO~
  • Person 1: This is serious! What are you doing?!
  • Me: ~SARANGEUN GYEOLGUK JUNGDOK OVERDOSE~
  • Person 2: uhh, I'll call the doctor for the guy
  • Person 3: and I'll call a doctor for her
  • Random Korean Man: wtf why is she singing that
  • ---
  • Friend: It's such a pretty view, isn't it?
  • Me: a pretty what?
  • Friend: View
  • Me: ~NEOMU AREUMDAUN~
  • Friend: you're kidding
  • Me: ~DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEW~
  • Friend: there's a Korean song for that, too?
  • Me: yes
  • Friend: omg
  • Me: there's a K-Pop song for everything
  • ---
  • Friend: you are such-
  • Me: -yes
  • Friend: a-
  • Me: -say it
  • Friend: loser
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: ~LOSER~
  • Friend: you're KIDDING
  • Me: ~OETORI~
  • Friend: OmG
  • Me: ~SEN CHEOKHANEUN GEOPJAENGI~
  • Friend: IS THAT LEGIT
  • Me: yes
  • Friend: THAT'S LEGIT A SONG?
  • Me: yes
  • Friend: I'm done
  • Me: I told you there's a K-Pop song for everything
  • ---
  • Friend 1: I'm bored, let's play Hide-and-Seek
  • Friend 2: omg no
  • Friend 3: no
  • Friend 4: nope nope no
  • Me: ~EVERY BODY SAY-
  • All Friends: NO!
  • Me: Omg you know the lyrics now
  • Me: I'm so proud c':
  • -Admin Jinnie
Supernatural: A Summary
  • Season 1:
  • Sam: We gotta find Dad.
  • Dean: We gotta find Dad.
  • Season 2:
  • Sam: Dean I've got evil powers.
  • Dean: Pie.
  • Season 3:
  • Dean: Whoops I'm gonna die.
  • Sam: Forget what I said about the evil powers.
  • Season 4:
  • Sam: Dean I'm having sex with a demon.
  • Dean: Damn it Sammy
  • Season 5:
  • Sam: Dean I'm the Devil
  • Dean: Damn it Sammy
  • Season 6:
  • Sam: Dean I don't have a soul
  • Dean: Damn it Sammy
  • Season 7:
  • Sam: Dean I'm crazy
  • Dean: Damn it Sammy
  • Season 8:
  • Sam: Dean I left you for a dog
  • Dean: Damn it Sammy
  • Angels: Ready to be bored again?
  • Season 9:
  • Sam: I fell asleep did we die again?
  • Dean: Hell if I know.
  • Seasons 4-9
  • Castiel: Misunderstanding of a pop culture reference
  • Castiel: Am I funny yet?

i know that i’m not the best blog and that i don’t talk much to anybody and i’m so sorry ??? i really want to talk to you and be funny and make super huge posts but i lack in confidence when it comes to actually talking and i guess it’s bc english is not my first language ,,, i’m really insecure about it and i wish i could overcome this fear

so, i’m telling you, if you want to talk please please please contact me, leave me messages bc i’m shitty at doing the first step and i always feel like i’m bothering people

u know what I find shrimpteresting I just think it’s funny how everyone in my side of the fandom is all about protecting minors and shit but then we have Yurio, who’s a teenage character that’s not one dimensional in a show that ISN’T a Disney show for 10 year olds and everyone hates him? like I KNOW Yurio is a fucking twat BUT do you even think for a second that some of the kids in this fandom would gee idk, relate to him? Think for a sec. Just………..imagine if you’re a teenager and you’ve never seen a character your age that interests you, but then Yurio is here and he’s layered, talented, interesting and you can finally RELATE to him, but then soon everyone hates him. You can point out a characters flaws without fucking hating them, especially if it was a kid.

BBC Sherlock Holmes {Sentence Starters}
  • "Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."
  • "Did I get anything wrong?"
  • "He's an arrogant sod."
  • "Did he offer you money to spy on me?"
  • "You were thinking. It's annoying."
  • "Oh, what, now? I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket."
  • "You haven’t written a word, have you?"
  • "Face the other way, you're putting me off."
  • "Try not to start a war before I get home, you know what it does for the traffic."
  • "Stop it! We can't giggle at a crime scene!"
  • "Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe! I'm trying to think."
  • "What exactly am I supposed to be doing here?"
  • "What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."
  • "Well this is a prime spot. Must be expensive."
  • "That's clever. Is it clever? Why is it clever?"
  • "Spot on, then. I didn't expect to be right about everything."
  • "Can I borrow your phone? There's no signal on mine."
  • "Yes, thank you for your input."
  • "I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
  • "Fine. We'll start with the riding crop."
  • "You can't just break into my flat!"
  • "All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage."
  • "They’re right about you. You’re a bloody psychopath."
  • "Listen, whatever you say, I'm behind you one hundred percent."
  • "I don't have 'friends'!"
  • "Concentrate. I need you to concentrate. Close your eyes."
  • "Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain."
  • "Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face."
  • "I've never begged for mercy in my life."
  • "Stop inflicting your opinions on the world!"
  • "You realize this is a tiny bit humiliating?"
  • "Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?"
BBC Jekyll Sentences
  • "Do you want to play lions?"
  • "Who the FUCK is Mister Hyde?"
  • "Just once...Just bloody once, could you tell me where you parked?"
  • "Oh, Mary Poppins! I love Mary Poppins! I could EAT Mary Poppins!"
  • "That's got to be handy."
  • "Why did you lie to me?
  • "Rule one: don't lie to me! I can smell lies."
  • "Don't ever lie. to. me."
  • "Why do you really want this job?"
  • "Don't open your mouth unless you're telling me the truth."
  • "Love a girl with secrets."
  • "As long as the lights and cameras are on, you're safe."
  • "The lights are off...and you're dinner."
  • "Welcome to the company, Mary Poppins."
  • "I don't drink whiskey."
  • "'He' drank! 'He' took the car! Why am I getting the look?!"
  • "It's always the same tea."
  • "You don't do crosswords."
  • "And why not?"
  • "They're for fun."
  • "Good lord, really?"
  • "I'm fairly certain you used to have some sort of ego."
  • "First fag of the day, always hits the spot!"
  • "Don't worry. I have a good doctor."
  • "The night is young, there's a beautiful girl, and somebody is going to die. That's you, by the way."
  • "Trust me, the neck's good: quick for me, easy for you...everybody's happy!"
  • "I don't get a lot of pleasure from killing children...but I get enough."
  • "Let's play llliiiiiiioooonsss!"
  • "Billy! What do you think? Could I be a Billy?"
  • "My liver applied for a transplant."
  • "I hope I didn't catch you in the middle of someone."
  • "That's interesting because I've always thought of you like a bit of a hard-on."
  • "Oh?"
  • "Usually disappointing."
  • "He has Disney favorites?"
  • "My dark side likes Mary Poppins. No wonder I was bullied at school."
  • "It's raining, it's pouring _____ is boring!"
  • "Is he doing you?"
  • "I'm your new nanny."
  • "You must have quite an appetite."
  • "The most powerful creature on the planet, that's what I'm lookin' at. The fastest. The smartest. The best. And you’re British – so it’s even funny."
  • "Wakey...wakey..."
  • "You put my SON in a cage with LIONS."
  • "You've heard of good cop, bad cop? This is the movie!"
  • "Don't lie to me! Don't annoy me."
  • "Entirely up to you of course, but I'd say...the front of the queue!"
  • "Oh, ______, alone at last!"
  • "Don't play these games. Not with me."
  • "Know what've I got? You."
  • "Yep. Took your keys."
  • "Took my keys too."
  • "You won't hurt me!"
  • "I'LL EAT YOU!"
  • "I know how he thinks."
  • "I AM HOW HE THINKS!"
  • "Then you have a problem because he likes me."
  • "She's running, she's crying! She turned off the lights and she's DYING!"
  • "Come to daddy!"
  • "Time of the month?"
  • "Bit rich coming from the wolf-man."
  • "You're missing out. It's like sex. But there's a winner."
  • "Kids a bit...freaked."
  • "Well, yeah, what can you do? Someone tried to feed him to a lion."
  • "Then he will kill you."
  • "Then I won't die! I don't have the time."
  • "I don't want a drink."
  • "Sit! On! The chair!"
  • "You could have killed me!"
  • "Yes and this is my good side."
  • "Listen, can I tell ya, I haven't fucked anything in days, seriously a gust of wind and I go off! "
  • "So, nothing personal but I hope you don't have any plans that involve walking straight."
  • "Fantast-ische!"
  • "Well stop me in the middle if I'm doing it wrong."
  • "No. We just share a dick."
  • "First one of you that starts getting nervous, starts pulling that trigger? Dead."
  • "Hope you have a nicer boss."
  • "Yes, I'm a doctor. Know what I do with symptoms? I look them up on the internet."
  • "Did I bring the wrong thumb?"
  • "Sorry, hun. I should have mentioned I'm Dracula!"
  • "Oh this feels good--roomy! I could put up shelves!"
  • "The wife, and the ex, girls together, all friends now - the bastard's dead."
  • "The thing about consuming an alter-ego, bit like a Chinese, a minute later you're hungry again."
  • "Talk to me like you know me again, in public, where people can see, and the next sound you hear will be your own neck snapping. Do we have a basis for communication?"
  • "Hello, Mister Tumor. Goodbye, Daylight!"
  • "I've got rewind. Look at that. I've got digital rewind - It's like Sky Plus in here!"
  • "I finally found the adult channels."
  • "You know the way you sometimes think men are mentally undressing you?"
  • "She switched channels!"
  • "Fantastic arse."
  • "Trust me, I'm a psychopath!"
  • "I've got him sitting in a helicopter. No it's a moped, no it's a helicopter."
  • "Actually, it could have been a horse."
  • "Sorry, but you won't be dealing with Junior anymore. Daddy's home."
  • "People think that ____ is Rage. Or Hate. Or Greed. Or Lust. But _____ is far worse."
  • "Love is a psychopath."
  • "He's a psychopath for God's sake!"
  • "Look at that... Look what you did... This was CLEAN ON THIS MORNING!"
  • "SHOW SOME RESPECT!"
  • "Here it comes...tickles."
  • "A good man until the day he died."