i'm not exactly sure that's what she said

The One With Molly's 'Secret Boyfriend'
  • *Bart's cafeteria*
  • John: *smiling* So, Sherlock, have you heard about Molly's new secret boyfriend?
  • Sherlock: *looking around*
  • Sherlock: *clears his throat* Uhh, yes. She uh, she might have mentioned him, yes.
  • Mary: *nudges Molly* Come on, Molls, when are we gonna meet this new secret brain man?
  • Molly: *blushes* Oh, he's quite shy. I-I don’t think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Mhmm, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
  • Mary: *scoffs* I don’t care! I want to meet this man who's the best sex she ever had!
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *leans forward, grinning* Really?! That's what you heard? (to Molly) You said that? Those words exactly?
  • Molly: *narrows her eyes* Maybe.
  • Sherlock: *laughing hysterically*
  • Molly: *slaps his arm* Why is that funny?
  • Sherlock: *smug* Oh, because I'm overjoyed for him! And you, you lucky lucky thing! *winks*
  • John & Mary: *exchange glances; shrug simultaneously*
  • *LATER*
  • *in the lab*
  • Sherlock: *entering* Ah, Molly. Can I ask you a pathology related question?
  • Molly: *smiles* Sure.
  • Sherlock: If you're dissecting a body using the scalpel, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Tom?
  • Mary: *gasps* Sherlock! *pauses* Is he?
  • Molly: *avoiding looking at them* Well, you know, um, I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.
  • Sherlock: *scoffs* Well, don't do that. It's good to share.
  • Mary: *nods vigorously* Yeah. A performance evaluation, if you will. I mean, is he satisfying you?
  • Sherlock: *holding his breath*
  • Molly: *sighs* You two need a hobby.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: *quietly* But yes. I'm very happy.
  • Sherlock: *smug*
  • Molly: *flashes Mary a smile* Well, let's just say he's the living proof that size isn't all that important.
  • Mary: *laughs*
  • Sherlock: *smile falls*
Safe and Sound
  • .
  • John: It was lovely to see you last night at the pub, Molly. Mary and I don't get out as often as we'd like nowadays.
  • Molly: Yes! It was a lot of fun.
  • John: Sherlock saw you home safely then?
  • Molly: *smiles nervously* Um, yes. Yes, of course!
  • Sherlock: *frowns* Of course, I would, John! I wouldn't just run off and leave Molly to her own devices after you and Mary left! Why wouldn't I see her home?!
  • John: *raises hands* Alright, alright. I'm not saying you wouldn't.
  • Sherlock: *purses lips* What exactly would I do then, John? What are you implying? That I don't care enough about Molly to make sure she gets home safely?!
  • John: Sherlock. *speaks slowly* That's not what I said or what I meant.
  • Molly: He got me home safe and sound. Yes, he did.
  • Molly: See! Here I am!
  • Molly: All safe.
  • Sherlock: *indignantly* See, John? She's perfect. Completely perfect.
  • John: *grins* Yeah... I can see that.
  • Molly, Sherlock: ....
  • John: *still grinning*
  • Sherlock: That is... I meant to say... S-she was perfectly fine last night.
  • John: *raises eyebrows* Uh-huh.
  • Molly: *turns pink*
  • Molly: Well, okay then. I'll just go finish up some paperwork...so much uh...paperwork.
  • Sherlock: *chases Molly* It wasn't JUST "fine". It was... it was....more than fine. It was...
  • Molly: *grin matches John's*
  • Sherlock: *blushes* I...um. Can I...
  • Molly: My shift ends at seven. Don't keep me waiting. *struts away*
  • John: Perfect, eh? *claps him on the back*
  • Sherlock: *still blushing* Shut up, John. We've a case to solve before 7pm!