i'm not even tired and it scares me

  • Hugo: Hey, Mat?
  • Mat: What?
  • Hugo: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Mat: What is it, Hugo?
  • Hugo: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
  • Mat: Yeah...
  • Hugo: Because I have to, uh, go out of town for one weekend.
  • Mat: Yeah.
  • Hugo: This month.
  • [Mat giggles]
  • Hugo: And so I was, like, I won't give specific dates, but I was like, "Do you have a preference if I go this weekend or the next weekend?"
  • Mat: Mm-hm.
  • Hugo: Your response.
  • [Both laugh]
  • Hugo: At 9:30 in the morning... "Mother fuckin' Jesse Eisenberg Jesus chRIST FUCK DUDE MOTHER Fuckin' Facebook movie bulLSHIT JESUS CAN YOU FUCKIN' BELIEVE THIS SHIT".
  • [Mat laughs]
  • Hugo: No punctuation. Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • [Mat laughs]
  • Hugo: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you. "GOD DAMN CREATED FACEBOOK AND FUCKING LAWYERS AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKIN' WINKLEVOSS TWINS GOD DAMN ROWING THE BOAT FUCK YO SHIT I CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT FUCK I JUST WATCHED THIS SHIT FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN".
  • [Mat is dying with laughter]
  • Hugo: I say, "Mat, you're scaring me."
  • Hugo: An hour passes. You respond, "MOTHER FUCKIN SPIDER-MAN YOU PUT IN THE TIME FUCK PUT IN THE TIME MOTHER FUCKIN BUILT SHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FUCKIN BEST FRIEND SHIT JESSE EISENBERG I'm very tired".
  • Hugo: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll... I'll do most of the talking at the PTA meeting today."
  • Hugo: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE. I'M TALKING, LIKE FIVE SECONDS LATER. "NO MAN I'LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE ALL DAY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE FUCKING FACEBOOK MOVIE FUCK DUDE I JUST WATCHED IT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN HE FUCKED OVER SPIDER-MAN CRAZY WINKLEVOSS TWINS ROWING TRENT RESIN OAR DID THE SOUNDTRACK FUCK THIS GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE DIE I CAN'T THINK OF WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK".
  • [Mat is physically wheezing from laughing]
  • Hugo: And then in all capital letters. Two hours later.
  • Hugo: "MARK ZUCKERBERG".

Another thing we need to talk about is Frank’s tone of voice when he says “Just this once? Wh…No, No, Red, That’s…That’s not how it works. It’s…You cross over to my side of the line, you don’t get to come back from that. Not ever.” Because damn.

unspoken fears
  • Aries: "I'm so rough and crazy, will anybody ever handle me and still love me?"
  • Taurus: "I have everything I want but I can't find why I still feel empty."
  • Gemini: "I'm going through so many thoughts to find the right one and I'm scared of getting tired of trying."
  • Cancer: "My emotions go up and down and all over the place and I'm scared of drowning in them."
  • Leo: "If people don't tell me I'm worth it, am I still worth it?"
  • Virgo: "There are so many details and reasons why I don't deserve praise even though I work so hard for it."
  • Libra: "I wonder if the love I find on the outside will calm the inner storm on the inside."
  • Scorpio: "Just because I am in tune with the darkness doesn't mean people will come in and stay in the darkness with me... and that scares me."
  • Sagittarius: "I know that I can run from my problems during the day, but I can't hide from them at night."
  • Capricorn: "I fear that my work, sweat, and tears are never going to be enough."
  • Aquarius: "I can get people to work happily together, yet I still feel like an outsider."
  • Pisces: "The world is beautiful and cruel, and I'm scared of what I'll exactly pay when I choose to put on the rose-colored lenses."
"I'm scared to discuss allowance"

Let me start of by saying, what in the actual fuck. The whole point of being a SB, was to get $$$$ honey. I’m so tired of my fellow new SB saying this, so let me break this down for you.

Baby your sugar daddy ain’t gone be scared to ask for nudes, videos, extra pics (even though you already have 5 on your profile), and sex.

Your landlord and bill collectors won’t be scared to ask for their due.

Your school won’t be scared to ask for that board, tuition, meal plan. Your teachers won’t be scared to make you get the most expensive books.

Your 9-5 won’t be scared to cut your hours or let you go.

Your car won’t be scared to break down. Your plumbing won’t be scared to go to shit.

Your hair and nails will not give a fuck about you trying to stretch your last. Your stomach will not be afraid to growl. Your hygiene products, groceries, medicine, and other essential will need to be bought.

So you better get your damn nerves together or go clock in at another 9-5. Shit you might fuck around and let them short your check.

i wish to pause my existence
i do not wish for death
i wish for an escape
before i drown in the sea of deception
before the darkness consumes me whole
and i am no longer my own person

i do not wish for the last breath
i wish for a pause
while i mend and heal
while i become whole
but time waits for no man
and i am not an exception

i have to be brave
i have to be strong
no matter how hard
or how they thought i was wrong

it won’t be easy
but i’ll have to try
because my only salvation
lies in me, myself and I.

Do u ever feel like ur gonna crack under pressure even though ur not really sure from what??? Because that’s where I am right now and it’s terrifying and idk what to do anymore

  • Jefferson: James, can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Madison: What is it, Thomas?
  • Jefferson: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Because I have to go out of town for one weekend.
  • Madison: Yeah.
  • Jefferson: So I said "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or next?"
  • Madison: Yeah?
  • Jefferson: Your response.
  • Jefferson: At 9:30 in the morning.
  • Jefferson: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit".
  • Jefferson: No punctuation.
  • Jefferson: Random capitalization.
  • Jefferson: So I respond "I have no idea what we're talking about right now".
  • Jefferson: 45 minutes pass, I get a text from you.
  • Jefferson: "God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Jefferson: I respond "Jemmy, you're scaring me". An hour passes.
  • Jefferson: You respond "motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg"
  • Jefferson: "I'm very tired"
  • Jefferson: I just said "No problem, man, I'll... I'll do most of the talking at the cabinet meeting today".
  • Jefferson: IMMEDIATE response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later, "no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy winkleboss twins rowing"
  • Jefferson: "Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"
  • Jefferson: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
  • Jefferson: "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
10

This has been a (heckin’ long) Survival themed PSA.
I did warn you guys I was gonna make a long post.

Soft has a lot of panic attacks and wants you all to know that she is here if you ever need to talk about things. Panic attacks suck.

Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s 2am. I must die now.

  • Akira: Hey Ryuji
  • Ryuji: What?
  • Akira: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Ryuji: What is it, Akira?
  • Akira: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
  • Ryuji: Yeah
  • Akira: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so I was like, I won't give specific dates, but I was like "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Ryuji: Mmm-hmm
  • Akira: Your response...
  • Ryuji: *starts laughing*
  • Akira: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Ryuji: *continues laughing*
  • Akira: "Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Ryuji: *continues laughing even louder*
  • Akira: No-no-no punctuation. Random capitalization.
  • Akira: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • Akira: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn creator of Facebook right fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fucking shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Ryuji: *continues laughing*
  • Akira: I respond, "Ryuji, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg. I'm very tired"
  • Ryuji: *laughs*
  • Akira: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the hideout today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
  • Ryuji: *hysterical laughing*
4

So I stayed up until after 4am last night doodling Anti (some experimental and casual stuff in the beggining and then just…angst), so here’s some of that

The second one (second in the post, I mean) I’m still baffled by, the third one I also submitted to @lum1natrix bc it was her blog that gave me the idea in the first place

  • Papyrus: Sans, can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Sans: What is it, Pap?
  • Papyrus: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Because I have to go out of town for one weekend.
  • Sans: Yeah.
  • Papyrus: So I said "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or next?"
  • Sans: Yeah?
  • Papyrus: Your response.
  • Papyrus: At 9:30 in the morning.
  • Papyrus: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit".
  • Papyrus: No punctuation.
  • Papyrus: Random capitalization.
  • Sans: *laughing hysterically*
  • Papyrus: So I respond "I have no idea what we're talking about right now".
  • Papyrus: 45 minutes pass, I get a text from you.
  • Papyrus: "God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Sans: *now crying from laughing so hard*
  • Papyrus: I respond "Sans, you're scaring me". An hour passes.
  • Papyrus: You respond " motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg"
  • Papyrus: "i'm very tired"
  • Papyrus: I just said "No problem, I'll tell your dumb jokes for you today".
  • Papyrus: IMMEDIATE response, like five seconds later, "no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkleboss twins rowing"
  • Papyrus: "Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"
  • Sans: *rolling on the floor dying of laughter*
  • Papyrus: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
  • Papyrus: "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
Agents of Game Grumps
  • Fitz: Hey Daisy.
  • Daisy: What?
  • Fitz: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Daisy: What is it, Fitz?
  • Fitz: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
  • Daisy (starts chuckling): Yeah.
  • Fitz: Because I have to go out of town with Jemma for one weekend this month. And so I was like...I won't give specific dates, but I was like..."Do you have any preference whether I go, uh this weekend or the next weekend?". Your response. *Laughs* At 930 in the morning.
  • Daisy: *can't control laughter*
  • Fitz (reading Daisy's text): "Mother fucking Jesse Eisenburg Jesus Christ fUck dude mothEr fUcking Facebook movie bullshit jesus Can you fucking bElieve this shIt
  • Daisy: *can't stop laughing*
  • Fitz (stunned): No...no...no punctuation. RaNdom caPitaliZatioNs. So I respond "I have no idea what we're talking about right now". 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you.
  • Fitz (reading Daisy's 2nd text): "Goddamn creator of Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right? fuckin' Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat FUCK YO' SHIT! I can't even fucking believe this shit, have you seen this shit? Fuck, I just watched this shit. Fuck Jesse Eisenburg man."
  • Daisy: *Dying of laughter*
  • Fitz: I respond "Daisy, you're scaring me". An hour passes, you respond, "Mother fuckin' Hacksaw Ridge! Hacksaw Ridge! You put in the time FUCK! Put in the time! Motherfucking built shit with his bare hands! Fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenburg...I'm very tired..."
  • Daisy: *starts choking from her laughter*
  • Fitz: I'm just like, "No prob, I'll... I'll do most of the talking at the meeting with Coulson today...". IMMEDIATE like response, I'm talkin' like 5 seconds later.
  • Fitz (reading Daisy's last text): "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day! Shit man! You have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie, Fuck dude! I just watched it a year and a half ago, Fuck Jesse Eisenburg man! He fucked over Hacksaw Ridge crazy Winklevoss twins rowing...Trent RESIN OR did the soundtrack, Fuck this guy! Who invented Facebook? I don't like dying. I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook, All I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook. WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK?!?"
  • Fitz: And then, in all capital letters, TWO hours later.
  • "MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!!!!
  • Daisy and Fitz: *laughing their asses off*
  • Mack, Yo-Yo, May, Coulson, Jemma, and Robbie: ...dafuq is going on with them?

keepmyserenity  asked:

1. Either 2. Molly, what do you do about men? They're so like.... you know. You know how they are. They're horrible and precious and stupid, and I'm stupid, and we're all stupid. And it's all so human, and I'm so bad at humaning, and I don't know how to do things. It's just scary and everything goes wrong, but it goes wrong because I get scared that it'll go wrong and I sabotage everything, and its just like what even is anything. I don't know.

i think the question that has plagued people who are attracted to men since the dawn of time is, “what do you do about men?” so far nobody has a great answer, other than, “yell at them.” and that’s very tiring. i rarely have the energy to yell at men unless they’re my dad or my congressman.

luckily for me, it doesn’t sound like your question is What Do We Do About Men, but actually What Do We Do About The Fear Of Being Vulnerable With People We Love Or Might Love? and unfortunately we can’t necessarily blame men for that fear, as much as i love blaming men for things.

it doesn’t make you bad at humaning to be scared of getting hurt. in fact, i think that’s just about the most human thing there is. sometimes it feels like we’re all walking around with these tiny breakable glass hearts in our hands, and it’s very natural to want to put that heart in a box and that box in a bigger box and that bigger box in a hole in the ground where it won’t be disturbed. it’s very scary and very brave to trust that beautiful little spun glass sculpture to somebody’s else’s care and ask them not to crush it. we’re a very crushable species.

here is what i think: hearts break. it’s about the only thing they can be counted on to do. but they heal, too. there isn’t any way to make it through life without carrying hurt around in your heart. even if you were to never open yourself up to ~romance, you are going to get scarred in other ways: friendships that end, loved ones who die, opportunities that go to waste, distant tragedies and tragedies that are right up close. and through all of that heartbreak, you’re going to keep moving forward, and keep finding things to laugh about, and keep being human. that isn’t a choice. it’s just the way being alive works.

so. be brave. you don’t have to be brave every time. wait until you find someone that is worth being brave for. it isn’t something that will happen just one time. you’ll have to be brave again and again, and you might not even get rewarded for it. it might not last. that doesn’t mean that you or they or the relationship failed, just that it ran its course.

you’ll survive it. you are stronger than you think. so when you find someone that makes you want to take the first step, trust yourself enough to take it, even if you don’t know what the second step will look like, or the third, or the fourth. being scared isn’t bad and doesn’t make you bad. it just means you’re human, and you’re doing just fine. <3

i used to have so much love to give. whenever i thought of having a gf i always daydreamt about being the one to ask them out and plan surprises and do the big romantic gestures. now i’m so tired and scared of being disappointed and hurt again that i cant even fucking open up or try to flirt with people and compliment them. i just want someone who shows interest and sends me stuff saying “this reminded me of you” and cute messages while i’m asleep and actually tries to fucking make me happy.

.

I just feel so uh mad with people. They always look at me as I’m completely inexperienced. I lived alone, out for three years and fought against death, illness, biphobia, economic struggles. I had plan for the future, beloved people around me, even a cat and went through so much, ospital and the need to hide my relationship and so so so much and now my life has completely changed, I’ve lost everything and everyone keep threatening me like a clueless and weak person.

And I feel so angry, I just wanna rest and be alone.

why antis gotta have no chill? why? why y’all gotta ruin a good thing??? i know the other day at work i saw a little boy getting himself a voltron toy and goodness was it so refreshing cause this was like maybe a 6 year old child that enjoyed voltron and was innocent of the nastyness that is the older (teen and up) side of the fandom. like… it was so nice to see someone innocently loving voltron. a show that was made with children in mind. like dudes, why is it so hard to just enjoy something like that little kid? y’all ain’t gotta be nasty about it. i’m mainly looking at antis here, but shaladins gotta follow what they preach too. this fandom is a war zone and it’s become toxic. y’all anti’s preach about keeping people safe, but what are y’all gonna do when an excited child (no particular age, just able to use a computer) that is looking up more stuff about voltron and is ignorant of the horror that the fandom is, stumbles upon one of your accounts and sees y’all just being nasty, ruthless, and vicious towards anyone opposed to you. they won’t think you’re protecting them at all, it’ll scare them off most likely. One day (hopefully) y’all gonna regret all the shit you’re doing. i just don’t feel it’ll be soon enough. a good thing is being ruined.

  • Hanzo: Do you have any preference whether I go, uh, this weekend or the next weekend?
  • McCree: Motherfucking Tracer Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Overwatch recall bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit
  • Hanzo: I have no idea what you're talking about right now.
  • McCree: God damn created Overwatch then fucking disbanded and shit right fucking Pharmercy god damn flying in air fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Tracer man
  • Hanzo: Jesse, you're scaring me.
  • McCree: Motherfucking Widowmaker Widowmaker you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking killed shit with her sniper rifle fucking best friend shit Tracer I'm very tired
  • Hanzo: No problem, man. I'll...I'll try pushing the payload today.
  • McCree: No man I'll just talk about the Overwatch recall all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Overwatch recall fuck dude I left it ten years ago fuck Tracer man she fucked over Widowmaker OP Pharmercy flying over Temple of Anubis Lucio did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Overwatch I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Overwatch All I can think is who pressed the recall button who the fuck invented Overwatch
  • McCree: JACK MORRISON
  • H.G.: Hey Ernest.
  • Ernest: What?
  • H.G.: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Ernest: What is it, H.G.?
  • H.G.: Well, I sent you a telegram...
  • Ernest: Mmhm.
  • H.G.: ...early in the morning.
  • Ernest: Yeah.
  • H.G.: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Ernest: Mmhm.
  • H.G.: Your response...
  • Ernest: *starts laughing*
  • H.G.: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Ernest: *continues laughing*
  • H.G.: ..."Motherfucking John Cusack Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking The Raven bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Ernest: *continues laughing even louder*
  • H.G.: No—no...no punctuation... Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • H.G.: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a telegram from you: "Goddamn created The Raven and critics and shit right fucking Rufus Griswold goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just read this shit fuck John Cusack man"
  • H.G.: I respond, "Ernest, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit John Cusack
  • I'm very tired"
  • Ernest: *dying on the floor by this point*
  • H.G.: I'm just like, "No problem, Ernest. I'll try to do most of the talking at the writers' conference today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Raven poem all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about The Raven fuck dude I just read it a year and a half ago fuck John Cusack man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Rufus Griswold rowing Trent resin or did the review fuck this guy who wrote The Raven I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck wrote The Raven all I can think is the guy who played the guy who wrote The Raven who the fuck wrote The Raven?!" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
  • "EDGAR ALLAN POE"
  • Prompto: Hey Noct.
  • Noctis: What?
  • Prompto: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Noctis: What is it, Prompto?
  • Prompto: Well, I sent you a text...
  • Noctis: Mmhm.
  • Prompto: ...early in the morning.
  • Noctis: Yeah.
  • Prompto: Because we have to go out of the city for a while, and so, I was like, "do you have any preference whether we're going this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Noctis: Mmhm.
  • Prompto: Your response...
  • Noctis: *starts laughing*
  • Prompto: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Noctis: *continues laughing*
  • Prompto: ..."Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Noctis: *continues laughing even louder*
  • Prompto: No—no...no punctuation.
  • Noctis: *still laughing* You just made me die- Oh.
  • Prompto: ...Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Noctis: *continues laughing*
  • Prompto: I respond, "Arin, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I'm very tired"
  • Noctis: *laughs*
  • Prompto: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the Grump session today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
  • Noctis: *hysterical laughing*
  • Prompto: *wheezes out laughter* What the fuck...?!
  • Noctis: I swear to God, okay, first of all...
  • Prompto: *bursts out laughing*